Best to not waste your breath trying to explain it people like her. Its like trying to teach a pig to whistle. Wastes your time and annoys the pig.

But... we do drink water for free at restaurants in Europe...

That's not a weird flex, that's a beautiful and humorous flex :)

I like it!

Seems like he doesn't have a good relationship with food, which is worrying :(

Ah yes, to avoid the microwave beeping! Love that game.

Grandpa is about to drop the Flagpole Press on some unsuspecting jabroni XP

I want to do this now

I missed the part in Harry Potter where they gave themselves Alien blood...

Well you asked

This one is hilarious

Ah, good ol' parent gatekeepers. Never fail to show up.

Dissolve any mouse or just an average size mouse in 30 days?

I'm definitely never going to Kansas City.

That's just messed up and sad.

Hahhahahahah I love her sick humour (also suicidal at times so we laugh together lady)

I hope she and her dark humor were around for a very long time after that.

That's an incredibly painful statement she made. I feel for her

I laughed out loud at this one. Lolol

Well, time for me to try 27!

Neither will 30+ a few over the counter sleeping pills with a few peptos to keep them down.

Okay honestly this one bugs the f**k out of me because all I see online is one hundred forms of depression. I thought Bored Panda was a safe place that I could come to, to read things and relax. If there's going to be content like this on here, I don't want to be a part of it

Hahahaha!! As someone who tried to get pills to end it, I thought this was hilarious 😂

Shes right. It just hurts goin in and coming out. People think you just fall asleep but its not that simple.

and I do not recomment more of those either. it was just excrutiating pain and horror. believe me, it's not like a sleep.

Sounds like something Robin Williams would have said. I hope she has gotten help and is on the mend. ❤️

For OTC sleeping pills it's way higher

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Use of antidepressants increases the risk of suicide. That is actually stated in the list of drug facts published by pharmaceutical companies.

I love a smart a**e

Ok I think he has a pretty legit reason to flex.

(Frozen) banana for scale

Oh the spacing on the second line is so weird. I genuinely thought it was a long word in German for a fraction of a second.

Oh I love this! Proud parents!

A 2-hour flight and no toilet, painful.

you cant see your brain therefore it aint real

Pfft. Just wait for menopause, you’ll get that large rectangular body, no problemo.

I really don't see the fuss about airpods. They look like something I would lose within an hour.