My mom has very weird dreams too. Once she dreamed of a lion drowing while trying to pluck a lotus for a lioness. Then she dreamed of a seahorse coming out of the water tap.

One time I dreamed that my pregnant transgender boyfriend turned out to be my brother. I’ve started keeping a dream journal too.

I laughed so hard, I cried a little. This is genius!

These are great! Very different from my dreams, which usually involve moving. Explaining them would require a convoluted route on Google maps.

Yay, these are brilliant! Well done!

Once I dreamt that there was a famous designer named HamburgerBat but one day made super gross lemon macaroons at a public event, and everyone decided that he must be a terrible designer if he couldn't make good lemon macaroons and so he exiled himself to an attic in a hospital that had pews in it for some reason for eight years. Then somebody down in the hospital needed his help and he designed a fancy pencil for them. Everyone was like "what an incredible pencil! HamburgerBat designed this?? But he made those awful macaroons!!!" And some old doctor was like "you idiots a lemon macaroon is a different thing completely he doesn't need to be good at those to be good at designing." And everyone was like "ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" and HamburgerBat was so happy he cried I remember he looked like Dr. Cesspool from big Nate but he got really famous and I was so happy I woke up