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For most of us, social media has become an integral part of our daily lives. It's difficult to imagine anyone these days without some form of online presence. While some individuals can't go a day without sharing their thoughts, daily routines, or experiences through posts, there are others who prefer to observe rather than actively participate. Among both these diverse groups, there is a shared guilty pleasure - the fascination with diving into the comment sections left by other users.

Although we're all aware of the volume of negative comment exchanges, the focus of this post isn't on that topic. Today, we would like to share with you another sort of online interaction by focusing on some of the most humorous, awkward, and double-meaning comments that were the answer to various posts across the internet. The Instagram account known as Cursed Comments uncovers hidden gems from the online world, captivating its followers with a collection of screenshots featuring the most remarkable and hilarious comments found on numerous platforms.

Scroll down to see the list of the most “cursed comments” we prepared for you!

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Sue Lynn Chan
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Grandfather’s old toy. He said just pull the string and it will leave you speechless

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Katie Lutesinger
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, there was that one guy who got slapped with "Mr Stinky". All the other serial killers are probably giving him wedgies in Hell.

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It is worth considering why various groups and profiles on social media attract such a large number of users. Several different reasons can be distinguished, such as the fact that people are looking for a platform to escape from everyday life and mainstream content. Additionally, many of them seek a bit of dark humor and an element of surprise, which is certainly not lacking in profiles dedicated to "cursed comments." Ultimately, we must also not forget that such groups, like any other, bring together people with similar interests and a specific sense of humor.

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Olivia Mansfield
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And these Christians are the ones that are forcing women against their will to give birth regardless these are the Christian rednecks that ignore children in poverty these are the Christians that don't have to pay property taxes on their churches these are the people that are making our laws and this f****** redneck s******* country

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Many of us are already tired of memes that circulate on the internet and are replicated, which is why comments left directly by internet users are often like a breath of fresh air. By observing the content posted on a profile dedicated to Cursed Comments, one can deduce that dark jokes, unexpected plot twists, and masterfully crafted punchlines and posts that somehow challenge social norms and expectations are definitely the most appreciated.

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Like any dark humor, this one also requires finding a balance, as sometimes the line between a joke and an insult can be very thin. The most important thing is that Cursed Comments do not contain any traces of discrimination or aggression. After all, the purpose of these comments is not to offend anyone but to provide amusement for the group members.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Guns and homophobic symbols, definitely could be the result of an incestuous relationship.

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As mentioned earlier, there are groups focused on collecting the most "Cursed Comments," and many of them enjoy immense popularity. It may seem that everyone can find something that suits their tastes there. Additionally, they bring together people who exchange their observations about a particular post and sometimes even create further narratives for a given thread in the comments below, unintentionally creating some new "Cursed Comments".

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For some reason my urologist has both of his hands on my shoulders when doing the prostate exam

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Mr.G86
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I laughed a little too hard on this one. Did not see that coming. 🤣

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LMr
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Only people who've been suicidal might think this is funny. Because sometimes that's all we need. Is to feel. Something other than dread, constant sadness or in many case nothing. Anhedonia sucks.

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Clearly sunny
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is ridiculous, come on USA get this sorted. If ya got crazy people who like going around shooting people, get em to shoot the right people. And yes I know you can't, just wish it could work that way.

Natalie H
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Clearly Sunny, plz come to America and run for president, I’ll be your campaign manager 💪🙂

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Mike Crow
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The American health industry must love the mass shootings.

Z Alexi
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How crass Mike Crow is. Also a mind reader. D'ya know the size of hearts physicians have to go to med school for 15 yrs & get re-certified every 2 yrs to keep up w/latest research & read medical jrnls every nite/wkend? Nope, You don't know any MDs or squat about medical system. Nobody loves murder or even thinks Mike Crow ugly. Aaack!

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Nimitz
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I live in a first world country. When my dad had a heart attack it cost nothing and neither did his bypass surgery or in-hospital medication.

Tee Rat
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Opening politician's financial portfolios would show why many won't take healthcare reform seriously. When you're financially invested to gain from a broken system you really don't want to harm your bottom line.

Jill Rhodry
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had a family member some years ago who thought he was having a heart attack and (yes) drove himself to the hospital. All the tests (ECG,, Bloods etc) - kept overnight, transferred by ambulance the next morning to a cardiac specialist hospital - a week in Cardiac ICU, in case he had a heart attack, while needing to wean of blood thinners for surgery - quadruple bypass - another week in CICU - PT, Nutritionist, etc - discharged home with a home care nurse, cardio gym, nutritionist etc - No health insurance, it cost him $4 per script per month on PBS and that's it.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The really effin sad part is $131k for a whole week in the hospital is pretty damn cheap 😵‍💫

Mike Ward
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That will be $5000 for the staff that saved his life and the rest for hospital directors and the government

Paul Pienkowski
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My dad died a few months ago. Everything was covered by insurance. The funeral was done by family. We paid like $500. He was an abusive crapsack. I don't miss him.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Must be a third world sh!t hole country without national health/single payer.

ur_fav_tranny
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is why I'm proud to be I'm the UK!.... is what I would say if I didn't get moved to America when I was eight 😭😭

Gypsy Lee
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Only in America. .. people are dying to get out. (Yes, American. And yes, it makes me furious.. someone send a sane person to run for president.. No, we won’t take Charles.)

frederick clause
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Everyone in America has health insurance, it's commonly called Go Fund Me.

Riley Quinn
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When billing sends these monstrous bills out, do they let the ER know they might be getting repeat customers?

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How to tell conservatives vs liberals in America. Hospital bills a patient for $131,000 for a weekend. Not a joke, but a serious political observation: Liberals ask, "why should the patient have to pay so much for a weekend in the hospital?" Conservatives ask, "why should ANYONE have to pay so much for a weekend in the hospital?" See, even if the insurance company pays for it, we still have to pay for the insurance, including a HUGE mark-up. We already HAVE Obamacare. We have insurance that you keep when you leave your job, or you reach 18 or 21 or go to college. But what we also have is a system where the cost constraints of classical economics don't work because someone is always legally obliged to pay the cost no matter how high it is. See, Obamacare wasn't socialism. It was fascism. I don't mean Nazism, but the economic system that Mussolini called the Third Way between capitalism and socialism, where the profit-taking of capitalism combines with the statism of socialism.

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80 Van
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So, wait, only one out of every 30 million conjoined twins survive? HOW MANY SETS OF CONJOINED TWINS HAVE BEEN BORN?

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Olivia Mansfield
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Typical Christians stupidity and these Christians are the one that are making our laws these Christians are the one that's forcing their religion down our throat and half this country these people are so god damn f****** stupid

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Nice Beast Ludo
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ewww I have a similar story. One time a girl s**t her pants at a party in high school. Her dad came and brought her extra clothes into the bathroom. He came back out with all the shifty clothes in the bag and stood there talking to everyone for like 20 minutes. It smelled terrible and was so odd. All of it. And very gross

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Jared Robinson
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's sad but it really is this easy to prevent school shootings. Society needs to be kinder to one another no matter what.

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That kind of violence against Karens is unacceptable. May I speak to your manager to complain about your disgusting safety regulations? Karen blood is cold and germy, selling veins as shoe laces is just disgusting. Use tendons or skin, those have better wear and tear.

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Pink Princess
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol I saw this in English class when we were learning about perspective

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Jihana
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To be honest, I am not happy with Ariel being black. I know you will all call me a racist now but that's not it. I just want new versions of characters I already know to look as similarly as possible to the old versions. I hated that Daenerys did not have purple eyes. And I HATED it that Darken Rahl had dark hair in the TV series Legend of the Seeker. In the books it is mentioned like a hundred times that he had such beautiful blond hair, and I don't even like blond hair. I don't care that Queen Charlotte is black in Bridgerton, might be different if I had read the books before. And I thought the casting of Prince of Persia was abysmal all around. Don't know who I hated more, Jake Gyllenhaal as a Persian Prince, or Gemma Arterton as an Indian Princess.

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Clearly sunny
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bad comment but also sadly true perhaps. I don't live in the USA so I don't know the full extent of how bad it is there.

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Brenda
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Worst diet plan ever! It's the only time being overweight works in your favor. I went from 215 down to 140. Wasn't fun 😕

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Iva Kazalova
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think it’s not a ridiculous question, ticks are involuntary, how do you know a bj won’t result in some sudden uncontrolled movement that causes injury?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

that guy kinda looks like if steve and alexei from stranger things had a kid

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Does she also has two wombs? Imagine being on your period twice as often X_X

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As long as she isn’t continually getting stuck in the washing machine.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My teachers never were high. That was ours to do, and we obeyed!

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hey you wanna be vegan but still eat stuff that tastes like animals???

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

she was 16 and he was "less than 15" (his and phineas age are unknown)

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In 5th grade, I got a random boner for no reason known to me. It popped off a button that flew across our classroom and then ... then nothing. Not even one of those MFs clapped. Not even one of them got to know the reason, and I appreciated that. But still, they shoulda clapped!

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’m not sure why this is funny. As someone who took mugshots for a living, different skin tones require different backgrounds to bring out the best photo and stop people looking washed out or too dark. Just a fact.

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