Grandfather’s old toy. He said just pull the string and it will leave you speechless

It's a soda can. But be careful, it's been shaken a lot!

It's an old-school MRE. Or it does the same thing to your guts, at least.

Isn't it one of those nursery toys where you pull the string and it plays a lullaby? A bit ugly, though - normally they are decorated with bunnies .

New entrance to wonderland?

As long as it works...

homemade Kimchee kit

Canned grenade.

Has to be something explosive! Like "Claymore the Elf!" Claymore-t...899533.jpg

Old timey beer can.

It's a WWII era Whoopi Cushion.

Explosive?

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Spam

It is an omelet in a can. Pull the pin and it heats before it serves.

It's a toy that teaches you to dance real fast.

Pancake

It's an early model car lift. You had to be really fast back then.

It's an old timey drink. It's so good it will literally blow you away!!!

Bubba Beer

The lava you don't want to touch in a game of "the floor is lava".

-Sergeant, what do I do if I step on a landmine? -Well, son, the standard procedure in this case would be to rise about 20 feet into the air and then spread around a large territory.

Grandma's apple pie, packed and ready for shipping. Pull pin to open. It will be an explosion for your taste buds.

Idiots nowadays if they came across this will actually do it

a giant can of nutella

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Oh! Yeah, no its just an old school oreo. Eat it quick and it will be filling for..... a long time

🤣 Christ

I meaan

Well, there was that one guy who got slapped with "Mr Stinky". All the other serial killers are probably giving him wedgies in Hell.

Roasted!!!

I always wondered where all the Methodists came from

What a crazy coincidence!

And these Christians are the ones that are forcing women against their will to give birth regardless these are the Christian rednecks that ignore children in poverty these are the Christians that don't have to pay property taxes on their churches these are the people that are making our laws and this f****** redneck s******* country

I can't breathe I'm laughing so hard 😂

I love this one

Also shoes and handbags

Guns and homophobic symbols, definitely could be the result of an incestuous relationship.

That went from 0 to 100 real fukin fast

True though 😶

Someone breathing. Strange though I’m home alone

Actually quite easy to catch due to prevalence of anemia.

This one made me giggle :D Whorrible, but funny...

For some reason my urologist has both of his hands on my shoulders when doing the prostate exam

Savage

Can you run DOOM on that?

I laughed a little too hard on this one. Did not see that coming. 🤣

Now that is a truly horrifying prospect.

Only people who've been suicidal might think this is funny. Because sometimes that's all we need. Is to feel. Something other than dread, constant sadness or in many case nothing. Anhedonia sucks.

This is ridiculous, come on USA get this sorted. If ya got crazy people who like going around shooting people, get em to shoot the right people. And yes I know you can't, just wish it could work that way.

So, wait, only one out of every 30 million conjoined twins survive? HOW MANY SETS OF CONJOINED TWINS HAVE BEEN BORN?

Typical Christians stupidity and these Christians are the one that are making our laws these Christians are the one that's forcing their religion down our throat and half this country these people are so god damn f****** stupid

I shouldn't have laughed

Ewww I have a similar story. One time a girl s**t her pants at a party in high school. Her dad came and brought her extra clothes into the bathroom. He came back out with all the shifty clothes in the bag and stood there talking to everyone for like 20 minutes. It smelled terrible and was so odd. All of it. And very gross

It's sad but it really is this easy to prevent school shootings. Society needs to be kinder to one another no matter what.

Do they echolocate?