My eyes are here, here, here, and up here.

Looks like one of those aliens from Close Encounters.

This is what voodoo dolls should be.

Hmmm I live alone, hope no one is waiting

They got slaughterly.

They aren’t mutually exclusive, I could do both.

Watching “The Tooth Fairy” on acid be like…

He looks like he’s having lots of fun

Has anyone seen grandma?

🎶 Black hole sun, wontcha come...🎵

This is just a normal guy from Illinois. I live in St Louis. It's like five minutes away.

The Joker fun

this is funnier than it should be-

But unnervingly accurate.

Oh HECK NO!

It's cross-eyed

The most Tumblr ad ever

He may be smiling but his eyes scream 'help me!'

I'm afraid

Tumblr ads are usually terrifying.

My immediate reaction was simply the word 'No.'

When you don't have any bottom teeth so you try to take really good care of your upper teeth

Fear and loathing in Las Vegas

Is he eating his own brain?

Or he spooked at his own fart

-and he doesn’t even work here!

Usually the weirdos are on the inside.

This is Woody. He is at a mall in Dartmouth Nova Scotia. I have seen him in person and he's very creepy. His eyes and mouth move and yes he talks!

Got the face of Hoggle from Labyrinth.

Ah yes. That is definitely what dog teeth look like

They put the “fun” in “funeral”

Ok but why does it have lips

“I am not a slide.” Well WTF are you then?

“Put me inside you!”

“Do you wanna see a magic trick? I’m gonna make this bamboo disappear…”

I always thought you were crazy, Nemo. But now I can see your nuts.

Is that Greta tunberg? If so it’s amazing lol

My eyes are here!

Its the Toy Story 3 surveillance monkey.

Breaking bad woody

Cool illustration if you ask me

They are that good

Whoopoo, lives in an asylum just outside of alberquerque?

Nice to see leather face found some honest work after all that nasty business

That is a very busy bee

“what happened to sis vs bro?”

WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA

At least he has the decency to pour it on THAT end

Seems to me it’s a Casper the Friendly Ghost head they stuck on an octopus body and added the chains to hide the attachment line.

One of these days these boots are gonna croak on over you

It’s a wizard bacteriophage

Aww, he just wants to be loved.

“I can’t wait to sniff your sh***!!!!!!”