My eyes are here, here, here, and up here.

Looks like one of those aliens from Close Encounters.

This is what voodoo dolls should be.

Hmmm I live alone, hope no one is waiting

They got slaughterly.

They aren’t mutually exclusive, I could do both.

Watching “The Tooth Fairy” on acid be like…

Is he eating his own brain?

Or he spooked at his own fart

Headless horseman

Probably met the dog with human teeth or the balloon voodoodoll...

Just got castrated?

Horse: I just wants off this thing jammed up into me belly, keeping me immobile yet some monster will jump on me and jerk me violently front-back-front,back, front, back while hysterically laughing maniacally. This is some sick s**t.

That horse has seen things over the years

Poor horsie.

This is the horse from The Highwaymen's "Ghost Riders In The Sky".

Damn scary Horse, can you imagine your 4 year old even getting close, but what a photo that would be !

bro has seen things if the store closes or the mall, he traumatized

Realizing Donald Duck is about to ram his left flank

He's being chased by the glue wagon.

Someone yelled "BLUCHER!" in front of this horse. ("Young Frankenstein" reference for those who don't know)

HELP THIS IS TOO FUNNY-

Horse on Crack

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Or a really fat kid coming his way

That's how you know he's the fastest.

The need for speed

I thought he looks like he just got taken to the glue factory

"...I run and I run and I run... but I get nowhere..."

-and he doesn’t even work here!

Usually the weirdos are on the inside.

This is Woody. He is at a mall in Dartmouth Nova Scotia. I have seen him in person and he's very creepy. His eyes and mouth move and yes he talks!

Got the face of Hoggle from Labyrinth.

Ah yes. That is definitely what dog teeth look like

They put the “fun” in “funeral”

Ok but why does it have lips

“I am not a slide.” Well WTF are you then?

“Put me inside you!”

“Do you wanna see a magic trick? I’m gonna make this bamboo disappear…”

I always thought you were crazy, Nemo. But now I can see your nuts.

Is that Greta tunberg? If so it’s amazing lol

My eyes are here!

Its the Toy Story 3 surveillance monkey.

Breaking bad woody

Cool illustration if you ask me

They are that good

Whoopoo, lives in an asylum just outside of alberquerque?

Nice to see leather face found some honest work after all that nasty business

That is a very busy bee

“what happened to sis vs bro?”

WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA

At least he has the decency to pour it on THAT end