You're clearly in the wrong profession, Doctor. 🙃

Well good on him for being open to new experiences :)

I hope he is a real prick because if that happened to me, I would turn absolutely monstrous

I get really annoyed when a guy says to someone that the wife won't let him do it, when it's HIS choice. This can lead the 'friends' thinking less of the wife (she's soooo controlling) rather than less of the manly man who can't bear to take his own responsibility.

It's the subtle act that says the most

That is so nice of you

That is sad. Sorry

Oooo. I shall try this.

Everybody gets a happy ending.

I'm glad the poor kitty stayed, I can't help imagining the wife throwing him out every night in the beginning though 😟

Love this. Been in IT for over 15 years and started without any experience and have done pretty well for myself. But I had extremely good teachers, mentors, and supporters (including my family from a personal level for all of those late nights and screwed up holidays). All of that said, if you called me right now for support I'd still tell you to reboot

Why this never happens to me

And so do I reading it

That’s awesome lol

One does not simply mix milk from two different cows. Come on people.

Awwww... that's nice.

2 birds 1 stone

I hope he took lots of photographs 😂

Yeah, I feel you. My ex voted for Trump.

Makes sense, although i dont use self checkouts cos i conscientiously object to providing my free labour to them on top of paying the profit gouging prices for basic essentials.

What if that was the funniest cr*p you would have seen all your life, tho.

Poor Percy :(

Respect !!

When I found out the queen was dead, I ran around looking for people wearing black to ask them if they were in mourning. Wait... nope. nobody did that.

Now you make me want a jacket potato

Nobody has had "good times" since the 90's...

I did Google it. Barnton Quarry Bunker. It's not a secret or anything; there's a giant building on top of the underground structure, and a paved road leading to a sign that identifies it. In a few months it will be open as a museum. Cool story, but it's not Narnia, it's just a bunker.

Why are you still together anyway?

f....y? I actually don't know this word

The straight up IDGAF of 3 year Olds never ceases to amaze me

Those are some of my favourite friendships too. We show love with increasingly crass insults.

I pretend like I’m reviewing a movie when watching one.

Most of it all the same anyway. At least here in the states.

Omg how dare those people hold on to little sparks of joy and excitement into their adult life? How dare they enjoy special days together in a way they all like? /s