Genius

Bless him and blessed are the Koalas he rescued. Sterling stuff!

I wish all customer service could be so straight to the point.

No messing about with Australian customer service. I prefer it that way.

A thousand times, yes! I was down to 2 rolls when the toilet paper panic started. To top it off, the earliest shopping hours were reserved for older folks. By the time I got there, all the TP was gone. Even facial tissues were disappearing. I gave some money to my older neighbor and his wife to buy some TP for me. While her husband was shopping, his wife stayed in the car. She witnessed another shopper enter the store and return to his car with a huge package of TP. The same shopper went back only to return with another of the same. FOUR TIMES! Stores had limited purchase counts to 1 package; the shopper was hitting different registers to avoid recognition. They ought to have told management who could have reviewed their security and banned the guy from shopping there.

The Great Toilet Paper Scarcity of 2020 - interesting times.

Tell me you are Australian without saying it 😂 Absolute gold and the perfect way to deal with an Aussie wanker.

Gotta love Aussies. I wish American retailers would have the same attitude.

I wish they could post signs like these in the US

You would be hung, drawn, and quartered in the US for this.

It's great, but it's not real. Sorry. A customer put it there.

give that man or woman a raise!

I love this!!!!

That last line!!!

I love ALDI!

It's funny how they say everywhere that there is no reason to buy any extra toilet paper because they are not going to run out of it. Yet they always ran out and had no toilet paper. Of course this is because people stocked up, but still...if shelves are empty 9 times out of 10 you will probably buy an extra pack of toilet paper once you find any.

I so wish these kind of signs were in UK shops!

lol

Absolutely perfect.

Love to see this in a US store. That store would have my patronage for life.

I love this. Ozzies know how to lay it on the line. Also, haven't seen the word f*****k wits for awhile...😄

In a way, it's nice to know that dumb f***s are found everywhere.

rofl

I love it! Why can't we do that here (U.S.)?

I love that they straight up said what needs to be said. (And, sadly, it needs to be said...)

Is this really real?? Man, this would NEVER fly in the US!! BUT, I sure wish it would!!

From the heart of every retailer

BWAAHAHAAHAHAH OMG If only all stores had the balls to do this then we wouldn't have had so much stress lol

Obviously not a formal notice, but I approve anyway.

Right to the point,,but I doubt this is a real sign..

FINALLY!!!! Truth in advertising!!!

I doubt the validity of this, but I love it

Omg i love australia ao much 😂 “listen up sh*theads!” omg im dying 🤣🤣🤣

I've seen similar in my neighbourhood, during last year's lockdown. Well, the text was more diplomatic (no s**theads or bastards, haha), but the message was the same.

OMG someone probably got fired but so worth it

I was gonna say this sounds like an Australian store. No way they could say this in the US. Somebody would get "offended ".

Yep

What a shame the expletives have been greyed out. Love Aussie humour.

ONLY IN AUSTRALIA

Well said!!!

that's not from the store, someone made that up

Wait... does Aldi own Woolworth's Australia now? Woolworth's America ceased to exist.

It’s probably a good thing Australians don’t write too many books. Come to think of it... ever heard of a book written by an Australian?

Or you could just put item limits on them instead of insulting people. One per customer, that's all you need to say.

acidic comments about the cat being photographed before going to the vet. The owners obviously care about their cat and are happy and relieved that she's back. No need to assume they are not properly taking care of her.

Truer words have never been said.

OOOH THE KOALA <3