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I don't know about you, but whenever I encounter an ad on Wish that offers me an ingrown toenail remover, I get this contradictory feeling. On one hand, I want to share this atrocity with the rest of the world so I'm not the only person scarred by it but on the other, posting it on my personal social media accounts isn't exactly ideal either—I want them to give the impression that I'm at least somewhat normal. So you can imagine how excited I was to find out there was a place where we all can spread our disgust for cursed blurbs.

It's a Facebook group, called 'Ads with threatening auras.' You may have already seen it on Bored Panda since my colleague Innes covered it a few months ago, but after our publication, the group's popularity has exploded and it has surpassed the 100,000-member mark, which has brought even more content, so we just have to make an update on it. Below you will find its top posts since our previous article. Enjoy!

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#1

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David Hammel Report

Al Cook
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That works just too perfectly, amazing work somebody!

Jacob Nunez
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

HUNT THE VULNERABLE CHILDREN AND WOMAN TO GIVE THIER BLOOD TO THE BLOOD GOD

Arctic Fox Lover
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This was obviously made on purpose, lol. It's probably a real ad, not just some layered ads that somebody ripped up on the subway

Sawdust
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, it must be...But if it was an ad for Aldi, would Aldi have permission to use a government logo in the other half of the ad? (And if it was an ad for the police, would the government include Aldi in their ad?) ??

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Sylvie Ya
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This has to be fake. Vulnerable is spelled wrong. Or did I just miss the point?? 🙈

Seabeast
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This has to be photoshopped.

F. H.
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think it's just a joint ad and British humor.

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XenoMurph
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dual.... unless they have agreed to fight... I'm placing my money on the cabbage in this duel.

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Stew
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Imagine fruit cakes and cheesy superintendents walking around.

Stew
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And the biggest cabbage in the UK with a sausage paired up....trying to hunt down vulnerable women and children.

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    #2

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    WhosChaos Report

    Rijkærd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd happily choose death over watching that movie again..

    Eppe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is that movie even on Netflix? (No I'm not jokingly talking about A Bug's Life)

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of these "bugs" is not the same

    Steve Fischer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would it really be a disaster if solar flairs destroyed the internet?

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    When Bored Panda spoke with Áron Somos, the founder of the group, he told us that 'Ads with threatening auras' is actually the second popular group that he's created.

    “I created this page based on previous experience and on the back of an idea,” he said. “Roughly ten years ago, when Facebook introduced the group feature, I created one for a particular car model, solely to experiment with this function. A year-and-a-half in, that group started to explode and is currently at 112K members.”

    This means that it's still ahead of 'Ads with threatening auras.' But for how long?

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    #3

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    Romeo Vásquez Report

    Mad Dragon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pokémon Go is low-key trying to kill you.

    Nadine Bamberger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's nothing low-key about sending you out into a bullet filled tornado, lol.

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    Kimi Tomminello
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welcome to America, enjoy your stay lol

    best turtle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hmm one hand i could die but on the other i might find a shiny

    ForgotMyPWSendHelp
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Citizen app is for if you enjoy being paranoid.

    DKS 001
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pokemon Go was setting you up

    Maria Mccloskey
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    This comment has been deleted.

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    #4

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    Daniel Sheppard Report

    Al Cook
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If more signs were this blunt, idiots might pay more attention to them!

    Fat Harry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. Idiots think either "I wonder if that's true?" or "I bet it doesn't hurt the WHOLE time"

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    Eppe
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely the right situation to be very graphic and direct. Although one must wonder why such dangerous equipment is not better shielded or supervised.

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a lathe, you need to be able to get right up in there while its running.

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    Mazer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have an over whelming urge the pepper the area with fake blood drops

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have the urge to throw a freshly killed pig into it.

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    Its Me
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Demonstrated by mommy long legs

    Rucha Vanarase
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which idiot is being so dumb around a lathe machine that this sign had to be made?

    Lillukka79
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was at school to become a machinist, quite a few...

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    Maurettis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, that's actually a good sign

    MPS
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And there’s me just thinking about the shape of the cogs and the line through them

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    “Although I'm yet to see a penny from the group, it never failed to give me a good giggle,” Áron explained. “It can sometimes be time-consuming to moderate, but getting that daily laugh I'd say is a well-worth payoff.”

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    When trying to define what makes the group so interesting, Áron noted highlighted that there are plenty of adverts with creepy photos or poor word choice that highlight the importance of an editor or an approval process. 

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    “We are surrounded by so many advertisements that just don't feel right. They're either odd, cringe, or weirdly funny,” he said.

    “Either way, a somewhat professional team or a big dog at a firm signed it off. That fact highlights that we're only human, and being higher up in the food chain doesn't mean that we're evidently better at PR. I believe the group filled a gap in our lives and created a platform for everyone to go to when they encounter such an ad.” 

    #5

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    Logan Heavilin Report

    Dinosaur
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is it fish and bread?

    Rijkærd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. Ordered some stones and water.....on arrival they should have bread and wine..

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    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus is outside the front door. The other two members of the Trinity are lurking in the bushes

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "This is Aquafina. I ordered a Merlot." "My bad. Hang on a sec. There ya go."

    Id row
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd rather meet Jesus than Satan, I guess.

    karl briggs
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hey, why do you keep ordering wine with your salad.... ohhh, never mind"

    Phoenix0923YT
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who names their child "Jesus?" NOBODY. BECAUSE THEN UBER TRIES TO KILL YOU.

    CJ M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s pronounced Hey-zoos

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    A_BadlyDrawnBearPic
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did nobody tell me the Rapture was happening?

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband and I ordered Dominos one night and used the App to follow the progress. My husband put his hands up to the sky and shouted "It finally happened! Jesus is making our pizza! Hallelujah!!"

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    #6

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    deapoirierbooks Report

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shoulders shovel, trudges off to nearest cemetary

    Devil's Advocate
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No no no, fresh, organic skeletons are best, kill and clean your own!

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    Hannah Edwards
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you can donate your body to science when you die, can you choose to donate it to entertainment?

    albernistuff 4sale
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would be glad to offer my remains for a kick-ass Halloween display

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    glowworm2
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whelp, I'm off to dig up an old friend!

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they’re biodegradable.

    F. H.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, but it often takes centuries or even millenia.

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    Kay blue
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the idea of being someone's Halloween decoration once I shuffle off this mortal coil.

    Jyri Hakola
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alas, poor yorick. I knew him.

    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well Dea, we could borrow yours, or would you prefer us to wait until you are Dea d?

    Billy Beecham
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hello, Burke and Hare excavations?

    Adrian
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't donate your body to science; instead leave it to the neighbourhood for halloween.

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    #7

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    Bryn River Sanders Report

    Steve Fischer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep and serial killers are just misunderstood romantics.

    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hmm I suspect this one is a tad racist. But if you google trafficking stats: Pakistan, Thailand, China, India, and Bangladesh are in the top 10 for countries with the largest number of trafficking victims around the world. India is at the top of the list with 14 million victims, China comes in second with 3.2 million victims, and Pakistan comes in at third with 2.1 million victims.

    Everything_Fubar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is literally not at all racist to acknowledge the certain people commit noticeably higher amounts of rape/trafficking. Goddamn, stop being so sensitive and worrying about offending people when it comes to serious topics about safety.

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    Christy Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a very safe assumption, no female would be this naive.

    Felicia Dale
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t travel alone ever anymore. Anywhere.

    AnnaBanana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really? That's sad. I'm 51, female and I do.

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    Rucha Vanarase
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    who is brian tyler cohen and why is he so on point

    bugsway Frisk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're running out of female to traffic..

    RNA
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know much about the world but i bet Kashmir is the safest... /sarcasm

    bob bruce
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's some absolutely incredible scenery in northern Pakistan. It looks almost exactly like some of the scenery in Nepal, except that it's in Pakistan.

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    So long as there are weird adverts, there will always be plenty to share in the group. With over 106K members (up by 33K from our last publication), the community, according to its founder is very diverse.

    “It's not revolved around a certain age or ethnicity. Most people are there to have a good time and never fail to engage in a conversation with others on a particularly funny or controversial post. I truly enjoy building a like-minded, yet diverse community that can sometimes disagree but express it in an appropriate way.”

    So if you enjoy these pictures, feel free to join the group! There are plenty more to scroll through. So much so that it can be hard to pick a favorite.

    “I like the terrible ones like the funeral ad in the subway saying ‘come a little closer’. Or the one passive-aggressively commanding you to download the app because they paid for the ad,” Áron commented on his.

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    #8

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    PurpleBerry YumYum Report

    adiiantryx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    T u e s d a y s - felt that

    XenoMurph
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tuesdays I understand. But have you ever been to Thursday?? It hurts.

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    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry about that, I was starting to get excited

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    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These people need a horse funeral intervention

    S.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if I want to celebrate Jim going away?

    LILYANDPEARL
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you want to? Everyone loves Jim :D

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    Ghost Host
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh it's an obvious plant, I love those guys

    ChickenNugget
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    made by obvious plant - there have been a few articles about them on here. https://www.boredpanda.com/fake-products-obvious-plant/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=organic

    Space whale
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know if anyone remembers or cares but this was on the last ads with threatening auras

    Gerard Neaux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Horse funerals never get too old to use them twice

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    Id row
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmm...return of Jim, you say?

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    #9

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    Bepis Man Report

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For all your gay beer-drinking alien needs

    Evil Little Thing
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You may be surprised at how many gay beer-drinking alien needs I have.

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    Vasha
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A high-end mall in Honolulu had a shop called "Nothing You Need" a while back. (It was true, they went out of business.)

    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but what if what I need is that alien...can I have it or will it disappear as soon as my need for it is clear?

    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a clever name for these kind of stores. You don't need any of it, but you leave with loads because you N!E!E!D! it.

    Orange is aging
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That alien looks like quite the necessity to me

    Teresa Stabler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He may need a couple of friends to keep him company.

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    Anna Banana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kinda like Flying Tiger shops.

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    #10

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    Hera Stxysh Report

    Al Cook
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And... this is a simplified version why some "artists" manage to sell s**t (sometimes literally) to idiots with too much money.

    Jay Son
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure. They mention it was chosen through the number of likes, which is usually more of a popularity contest.

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    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think 1st place doggo has a certain minimalist charm

    ForgotMyPWSendHelp
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing a kid did it or people chose it for fun. I like it. The doggy smile is still spot on.

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    Wang Zhuang
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trump got elected through a similar concept

    Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nr. 1 sure knows how to network and pull some strings 😂😂😂 plus it is super bad in an oddly charming way. I can't help but like it. Nr. 2 is super talented, wow!

    Arctic Fox Lover
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wasn't there something exactly like this about a frog contest? Where someone drew a literal hyper-realistic frog and got second place against a 10-second sketch?

    Nadine Bamberger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then they named it Doggy McDogface.

    Bexxxxx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was just going to say, this has huge Boaty McBoatface vibes 😂😂

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    Jacob Nunez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the first place dog showed up at my room at 3:00 AM i would literally die

    CultOfBambi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Boaty McBoatface of doggo portraits! :oD

    Amber Hartman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel sorry for the 2nd place winner

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    #11

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    Liz Kirchhoff Report

    BorPand8
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I checked. Those are real and that is what they cost.

    François Carré
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, just imagine the cost of hiring specialized hunters and send them to Kashyyyk. It is very far away from here and Wookies are smart and strong.

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    KMill
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that what Trump has on his head?

    A B C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only a cheap knockoff because he can't afford the real deal.

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    YinzerGhost
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rich people have too much money. Tax them.

    J.A. Rogers
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was my first thought, too. Oh, what a needy family could do with $1,800!

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    Nadine Bamberger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like you kicked a couple of very unfortunate Guinea pigs where the sun doesn't shine and got stuck.

    T.Milly
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good lord! These are atrocious!

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    #12

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    Nina San Juan Report

    Al Cook
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Until the boss asks where your new silicone keyboard cover is!

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    Sander
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You bought 12 silicone keyboard covers from a place called John's Genuine Burger Joint last month? Sounds Legit."

    SuperChicken
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they take my stapler, I'll set the building on fire.😁

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    Jill
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If IKEA can name everything they make after Swedish things, why not name burgers after office supplies!?!

    Id row
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to eat that silicone keyboard cover so much.

    Layla Corman
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll take a wireless earphones with mic please!

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    #13

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    Melissa Lumsden Report

    Henry Russell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this aisle will be useful mua ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope there is a special corner to cry too

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “FOR USE BY ETERNALS ONLY”

    Valley Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only cure for that is to have a gay alien regurgitate beer onto the painful area.

    Richard Hunt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    " Before going to HELL ,stop by our Necessities Aisle to stock up "

    Debrina Blackmoon
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lucifer(Tom Ellis): "Tell me what you desiiirrre."

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    Hadesdaughter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    theres a therapist down there named Bob that will listen to you while cleansing your aura with crystals

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Much better is the aisle across, "Damnation"--- that's where they keep the alcohol and fun drugs.

    Marco Conti
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I must be still sleepy, but I can't imagine what the missing letter is. Can someone shake me out of my fog?

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    #14

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    Jack Van Hales Report

    Dinosaur
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so much detail... i wanna eat it

    Rijkærd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess its just dropped from HULKs' grocery bag...

    Billy Beecham
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know some tweaker gonna steal that

    Deep One
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was not funny! I broke 4 teeth!

    MPS
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We need more of these types of people!

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    #15

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    Goldie Siglos Report

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Spots fell off when he ran after a fire engine"

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would be a great fairytale: the dalmatian that lost his spots!!

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    Yoga Kitty
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would love to have this sweet baby and yes, I would name them "Spotty"!

    LittleMissPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Spots and other typical features not included"

    Rissie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The ears and snout and size are a little off, but otherwise....

    Rose the Cook
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, Dalmatians now come in plain and spotted varieties.

    RatherLoopy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So that's what an albino dalmatian looks like!

    Ann Dennis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope, not albino. Dark eyes, dark skin...just a sweet ol' white doggy.

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    Christy Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IDK whether to be upset, are the ears just like that naturally? He looks so sad.

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    #16

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    Caleb Kyle Report

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A refreshing example of honesty in advertising

    Terran
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's... not how you are supposed to consume this.

    Yoga Kitty
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you might, totally unintentionally, have misinterpreted something here - but hey, whatever floats your boat!

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    Corey Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would have been perfect when they kept having E. coli outbreaks.

    Loty
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This can't be real. Taco Bell I would understand but Chipotles?

    Sarah
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did I think this was a advert for drug smuggling at first? I'd rather have chipotle.

    L. Murphy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any biz that manages to use b******e in an ad earns my deepest respect.

    buttonpusher
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hi I'm Billy Mays here with Chipotlaway.…"

    Nicole Douglas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My bf was a victim of their e. Coli outbreaks and he was throwing up on every stop of his train ride home. He's never eaten there again.🤢

    Lioness Nature
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So accurate. If a restaurant gives you fair warning about possible discomfort to your inside's after consumption. Don't eat from there.

    Sage Gusano
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also the slogan for County Jail....

    Pusfarm
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "... now he takes it in the behind."

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    #17

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    Billiam Rox Report

    El muerto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I assume, sexy undertaker devil is not an option

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    * hides costume with disappointment*

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    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dressing up as Jesus or an angel, might not be a good idea either. 🤔

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless you are Jesus the Uber foods driver

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    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Serial Killer Nurse" and "Impatient Legatee" are acceptable

    Bender Bending Rodríguez
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need the back story. I am sure there was a very scary Halloween for all those involved before this sign became necessity.

    D K
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m an infection control nurse in a SNF (skilled nursing facility). 90% geriatric residents. We keep it happy and simple on Halloween, i.e. cat ears, butterfly wings. Some of these residents have dementia and/or psychosis to a certain degree so anything over-the-top or death-related won’t do them any good.

    Sage Gusano
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sound is the fun being sucked out of the day.

    William Y
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well then, sexy doctor it is!

    Bricio Silva
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    -Hey! you can't be dressed as death here! -I'm not dressed.

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about an alien costume? "I'm taking you to the endoscope station Mr. Smith, we need to probe you."

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    #18

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    Isep Saepul Report

    Clipps
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    f**k bakugo (not really tho, hes my favorite) , I need these

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    El muerto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is what the world needs

    Tiny Dancer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just typed "abusive balloons" into Google and there are tons of them out there. Very abusive and very funny, especially the British ones (not posting those!). Abusive-Ba...0b600f.jpg Abusive-Balloons-61d62f10b600f.jpg

    Sheena Morrison
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've just done that as well. Thinking about buying them for my 60th.

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    Ramen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are actually awesome! That's a win, not a fail

    DannX68
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Used those for my 50th birthday :D

    CJ M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I MEED THOSE

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    #19

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    Bee Vo Report

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The stolen items include a pit bull terrier and two crates of Mountain Dew"

    Kaleb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you can't call the police not with that don't tread on me sticker!

    Joanie
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my locally published police log, someone called the cops to report a break-in. Items stolen were a tv remote and a PopTart.

    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can top that. I was robbed once. Because I have almost nothing, I reported theft of a bottle of wine, a bag of gummy worms, and some costume jewelry.

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    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BOLO (Be On Look Out) - 2 AK 47 rifles.

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    #20

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    Christine von Reichenbach Report

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm having a "Cats" flashback and I didn't even see the film

    Thomas Sweda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, and if I did , I’de report it to the police!

    Nancy Doughty
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Memory all alone in the moonlight I can smile at the old days I was beautiful then I remember the time I knew what happiness was let the memory live again ....

    Rijkærd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't that Benny from school? I think he is in year 11.

    Elsie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No I haven't. Thank god!

    Sosena Hailu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that's a real cat I'm concerned

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    #21

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    Lee Edwards Report

    Shazz Winchester
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this not for when you have something on the seat, that is heavy and triggers the car's beeping sequence, so you use this to turn it off?

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which you could also do by using the seatbelt, securing the heavy thing in place so it won't go flying through the car when you have an accident possibly injuring you.

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    ChickyChicky
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A stocking stuffer for the anti-masker in your life!

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excellent idea! But dang, (a) ten days too late Xmas is gone and (b) actually no 2years to late booted them out of our lives.

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    Virgil Blue
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tired of hearing the pleading beeps your car makes trying to convince you to be safe while operating it? Buy these to silence it so you can enjoy a short flight that may last your whole life.

    Lucas Angerer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how the thing just says “Do not use” lol

    Lucas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Indeed... oh, and you aren't making me angry! 😄

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    GaeFrog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how it has a warning sign saying do not use on it

    James016
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From experience, these are very popular with Greek taxi drivers

    Bartosz Szamborski
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Polish taxi's also popular. I think it got two uses: 1. for taxi driver, that he will not be tied with seatbelt in case of be attacked by passenger 2. for passengers, that driver will not have to always told them to fasten seatbelts (passengers often dont do this)

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    MockingbirdTheWolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did anybody notice the words "do not use" on the bottom left wireless seatbelt?

    Queen Strawberry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A perfect gift for the anti-masker in your life :) Plus both outcomes that come from this item are positive for you (the person dying, or being arrested)

    Les Izmore
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta love a product marked "do not use"

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    #22

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    Bobbie Jo Brewer Johnston Report

    Dinosaur
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    im dying the fact it says 'with potential'

    Dave Nalesnik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is clearly stock photography

    Kat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ShUt Up AnD tAke mY MoNey

    best turtle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my dirty mind cant help but wonder if this is something i want

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Turning the bedroom into a dungeon one step at a time.

    Matheus Oliveira
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do to hear the people sing, singing the song of angry beds…

    Amy Stone-Chandler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just don't take a blue light to it folks

    Ash
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why does someone have this to begin with?

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    #23

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    Allister Greene Report

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This thing is DANGEROUS - two rails are missing

    Chip Waters
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly! I wonder how much distance you can get!

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    malenchki
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeetus to the fetus. Literally

    Otter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you imagine the amount of bounce a preschooler could get out of that thing? They'd make it go airborne!

    Travis Dill
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can so visualize this on Monty Python Flying Circus.

    Id row
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Catapulting babies...I'm intrigued, yet horrified.

    AxleMunshine001
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vintage Baby Yeet Machine, by the inventor Baby Trebuchet and Catapult Your Granma

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    #24

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    Sim Elise Report

    Virgil Blue
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Violent temporal dimensional instability Beam. Danger of acute atomization.

    Al Cook
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Demonic possession? It appears they like to start by hiding under tables, then catch you by surprise.

    Daria Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's probably harmful welding fumes but my guess is too boring :D

    Dinosaur
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    smoking is bad and will kill u?

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a warning against potentially corrosive fumes from SMA welding.

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    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Corrosive chemicals? Disintegrator ray?

    RandomHumanBean
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    spontaneous external combustion, of course!

    Steve Bowman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you don't set the needle on the record correctly Cthulhu will manifest and move into your lungs.

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    #25

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    Jelan Mustafa Report

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bartender has really mastered the correct facial expression

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is clearly fake, but quite funny.

    Ember
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This really made me laugh out loud!

    Lolliegag
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bartenders expression is fantastic!

    Travis Dill
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎵 Sometimes you wanna go where everybody knows your name .... And they're always glad you came ... You wanna be where everybody knows your name ....🎵

    Sage Gusano
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Baby's First Blackout Drunk. Available now at Toys R Not Us

    Cath Homer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My kids would have loved this 😆

    MizAdeleM
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We've seen these fake boxes on BP before!

    Destiny Cobb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the-the.. THEY'RE TRYING TO ENCOURAGE KIDS TO BE DRINKERS!!!!!!

    Hollysmom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just what every kid needs. Is there a booklet included on how to become an alcoholic?

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    #26

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    Jade Young Report

    adiiantryx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well what do you know, maybe it's a grape-flavoured ketchup dispenser which cleans your hands

    A B C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know how this is supposed to be an "ad with a threatening aura", but... by now, I guess most of us are used to BP authors forgetting what list they're composing when they're halfway through.

    Gerard Neaux
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this list halfway through tho? I'd say they forget on average around #8. Here they made it spectacularly far.

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    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a soap dispenser labeled "mustard" because clearance-bin mustard pumpers were $0.99 while big soap dispensers were $12.

    Martin Kaine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ketchup used to be fish sauce. Then Heinz came along with "Tomato Ketchup." So Grape Ketchup is not out of the realm of possibility.

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    Tobias the Tiger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd buy it so I can put barbecue sauce in it.

    WLG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never knew I needed this in my life until now

    Marc Lauzon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If was not for the grape, you can fill those with ketchup.

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    #27

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    High Quality Crp Report

    Arctic Fox Lover
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well too bad, cuz it's nachos. Please tell me you get this joke, otherwise awkward :D

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm okay with the nachosaurus, but I'm less sure about the dippooper.

    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shut up and take my money!!! 💵💵💵

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Found the answer in the question "what's your favourite dinosaur"

    Id row
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would make that doritosaurus extinct so fast.

    Charlie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shut up and take my money!

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    #28

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    Asif Shahriar Report

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Air Guitar makes everything better

    europaleta
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give a poor kid something to eat, NOW.

    sockie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THIS CALLS FOR AN AIR GUITAR B)

    Dre Mosley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ask them who's got the best stuff for sale?

    Its Me
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For a second I thought it said start stalking

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The answer is in the ad next to this one. Duh.

    Id row
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need 200 cc's of snacks, stat!

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    #29

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    Madyson Reed Report

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take one of these buzzers and at least one police officer

    Katherine Boag
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its not stalking if you go to THEIR house. You can refuse this offer if you like, easy

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    Michelle C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where the hell you find a Sizzlers buzzer...thought that restaurant closed ages ago

    Glirpy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They closed because someone stole all of their buzzers.

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    LuckieLou
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the love story 2022 has been waiting for! And they say romance is dead

    cybermerlin2000
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take all the buzzers and stick them to the bottom of random cars

    Id row
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing Sizzler would like a word with him.

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    #30

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    Nick Maro Report

    Jan Willem ten Dam
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    This comment has been deleted.

    ThEboRedEsTpANdA
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happy Valentine's day --> hvad alen a pp tiny yes --> [does] Alen have a tiny 'pp'? yes

    Wang Zhuang
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha I probably wouldn't have noticed that if they hadn't posted the picture alone!

    Meyrin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hvad Alena (who she?) PP tiny yes

    Tobias the Tiger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "PP" (also sometimes spelled "peepee" or variants thereof) is a slang term for genitalia. So basically, "pp tiny"...

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    Wij
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    are we laughing at this? are we 6 years old? yes we are....

    DannX68
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hvad" means "what" in Danish.

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    #31

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    Michael Hutton Report

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They claim to be "friendly", so a bit of foxy boxing might be acceptable

    Oopsydaisy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is 'dirty' not an option?

    Adrian
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is, but the list is truncated in the picture.

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    Grant Barke
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, Origami. I can turn you into a paper flower in less than one minute flat.

    Jessica Cifelli
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im over here wondering what Foxy Boxing is.

    Nadine Bamberger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's when two or more women wrestle as "adult entertainment".

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    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Karen's at Waffle House don't pull their punches!

    best turtle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    does one sided ass whoopings count as a fighting style?

    Thaddeus Thompson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was at Labor Ready years ago and the questions were "how often DO you smoke crack?" And, "how would you rate yourself as a fighter?" Thats before I went to prison. So I didn't get hired.

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    Edgar Alvarado Report

    Ember
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha ha ha! Unfortunate wording!

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even funnier if you mentally replace this lady's photo with one of the late, great Betty White

    qwerty
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_tVJ2rHHSA

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    Rae Black
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She looks pretty smug. 😆

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Granny got it goin’ on. It ain’t over til it’s over.

    Steve Fischer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that's how she became a grandma

    Waco Bayless
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they couldn't smell it from 2 towns over.

    Sage Gusano
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grandpa told me that story once after he'd had a couple of drinks...I was never the same again.

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    William Scott Report

    RatherLoopy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would pair well with the headboard in this thread.

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No wonder they call it Target.

    Amy Stone-Chandler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait..am I the giver' or reciever? Just curious 😄

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The suggested use of a hanger worries me though.

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    September
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, that shopping experience was a bit intense 😳

    Ty Stratton-Quirk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Manager on phone: "For the last time, we wanted it to say 'Fight Club Arena'!"

    Al Cook
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you see that mistake, and then still go ahead and fit the letters still to say that???

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    Veronika Bas Report

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OT, but I'm reminded of the time my Dad went for a haircut in a seaside resort and the barber kept breaking off to sell live bait at a side door

    Rose the Cook
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When did the health inspector last check the kitchen?

    Robin Roper
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In a small coastal area of NC, there is a convenient mart called "Coffee and Worms." That is the name of the business. I love it!

    Travis Dill
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wasn't that place called Stuckeys back in the day? Along with the Howard Johnson's restaurants

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had one near our house that said "Coffee & Worms." I asked my husband..."doesn't that make the coffee a little chewy? "

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    #35

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    Amandio Rua Report

    Mark Howell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm here fro the one nightstand. Can I bring my headboard and we'll meet in Target, wink... wink... ;o)

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'm here for my free one nightstand!" "Oh yeah sure I have it in the back eeehmmm excuse me why are you undressing?" akward

    Pius Xulu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like its been passed around a few blocks but I'll take it. Thanks.

    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always like these blatant double détentes. Bring them on.

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought you were going to ask to be given another one.

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    #36

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    Riss Green Report

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Attack of the Giant Crabs, coming to London in 2022 because why the hell not

    Sian Edwards
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Add it to the list of things that could and/or will happen! 🤣

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    Gossameringue
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You have a nice shell there. Be a shame if something happened to it..."

    Id row
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Screw that, I'll take my chances. I've got a shell cracker and a lot of melted butter.

    buttonpusher
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That crab kinda looks like a pie with claws.

    Natalie Kelsey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get out of London before the Carcinisation gets you too

    Adrian
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are leaving Christmas Island (a part of the British Empire, see https://parksaustralia.gov.au/christmas/discover/highlights/red-crab-migration/) and coming to a city near you.

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    Luke Snyder Report

    Deutschland Mädchen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you need to run very very far away

    Chinmayee Kalghatgi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Run to where the turtles and cacti can’t find you

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    Rissie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fill the cartridge. Fill it. Fill it now.

    Id row
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a cake version of Clippy.

    S
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    are one of his feet on backwards...?

    Susan Bosse
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He saw something he can't unsee.

    Destiny Cobb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (to the tune of the original Veggietales theme) Please help me, the cake's creepy, omg, HOLY KRAP! THERES NOTHING POSSIBLY CREEPIER THAN THIS CAKE x2 ITS NOT TIME FOR CAAAAAAAAAAKE

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    Brandon Ray Report

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Yep, had another cancellation this morning...dumpster's almost full and it's only Wednesday"

    Sage Gusano
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "our burgers are made with locally sourced meat"

    Rijkærd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your data has been saved unsuccessfully.

    Travis Dill
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (Ominous music in background) Hasta La Vista .... Baby .....

    Lucas Skrobot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIT what do you mean by that?

    Connor Hess
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *associate looks at you* we gon cancel you REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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    Ezigma
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing this is at the same Target with the 'fisting rooms'......

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    #39

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    Jerome Juliano Report

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is 15/hr really worth the risk of inviting Sean into your home?

    Eppe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dedication showing in those pictures made me laugh

    Kimi Tomminello
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would totally do this... I'd bring my german shepherds but I'd gladly get paid 15/ hour to listen to someone sing me original songs about moon and stars no matter how bad they are at it. Sounds like a pretty sweet way to make a buck..... Highly doubt the validity but it made me laugh and the creeped out comments are awesome.

    Kaleb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's good I've heard him sing on that old movie A Christmas Story when they're eating at the restaurant Christmas morning

    You kidding me
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sean, what a big mouth you have, 👌

    Eiram
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did everyone miss that it says "I will pay" meaning he pays you to hear him sing. Or did they just think he had an accent?

    Kim Bush
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those people who are really hard up for gas money

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    Id row
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I were hearing impaired, I'd give him a call.

    Emmydearest
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clearly he can sing. Otherwise he wouldn't have posted pics of him with his mouth open. Open mouth=obviously singing. So yes, at least we know he can sing. And that's covered. Now I wanna know: I like the moon and the stars as the next man, but does he know other songs about different topics? Such as: the sun, the planets, eclipse, meteors, black holes, our lovely Earth; pretty much the whole range of topics a Song can cover...

    Loretta
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how the person who posted this blurred out the phone number. Like they do give a chance that it might be a real one.

    Albino
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, how long can he go? My dad will take out his hearing aids and can't wait to get an extra wage without ever leaving the living room.

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    Aborted Dreams Report

    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It may well be true, but they certainly didn't post that. It is a very poor photoshop - you can see the end of the original text underneath.

    Zillyboy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Adam's free to get a job as marketing director or rocket scientist somewhere else if he wants.

    Eppe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah... would be funny if not true

    Jods
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What on earth is a frozen breakfast? Wake up call in Alaska?

    Chris Osborn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really sad, that Walmart is near my house ... Walmart De Pere ...

    Asher Williams
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why is it saying almost and look at his f*****g face he looks so pissed

    Hugh Cookson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alternatively, find every entitled member of the Walmart dynasty, kill / exile them (along with many of the other multi billionaires)and then distribute their combined wealth, then, ping, at a stroke, poverty, homelessness, medical inequality and many, many other things wrong in the USA and the World would be wiped out at a stroke ..... Revolution anyone ?

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    Rosalie Dobbs Report

    GaeFrog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One time I was learning Italian on Duolingo and the sentence was "you will be with me until I die"

    Happi doggi (ve/ver/vis)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m doing French on Duolingo, and I got “your mom is a flat egg, die.” I was confused as hell.

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    JJ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dutch is also awesome on Duolingo. Apart from being able to tell someone that I am an apple, I've also learnt the very helpful phrase "Er is een leuk feest in de gevangenis" (There is a nice party in prison). My Dutch friend is very proud of me. ...I think ... 🙈

    Cathelijne Van
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww, A for effort anyways. Dutch is awful to learn.

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    royal_antelope
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i learn Russian with duolingo and my favorite sentence so far is "people all over the world take showers and only you don't want to" "i like to sleep on the floor" is a close second.

    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please Duo...have mercy! I promise I'll practice harder this year!

    Phil DeBlanc
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm learning Dutch on DuoLingo and got: Ik ben gewoon een arme jongen, niemand houdt van mij. (I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me.)

    JJ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hallo, ik ben een appel. Bent u een banaan? 😆

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    Sosena Hailu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I learn Italian on Duolingo and it said "The elephant and the mouse killed the dog while playing volleyball." WTF?!

    DontCallMeShaun
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend used to learn Latin on Duolingo and one of the sentences was “the father sacrifices daily”

    AngelWingsYT
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Duolingo is the king of threatening ads

    Spikey boi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I havent practiced my duolingo in over 30 days. Oh s-

    Shazz Winchester
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    エレン・イェーガー Eren Yēgā

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    Refah Report

    StormWolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could be worse. He could've said "like MINE"

    Tobias the Tiger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a well-known Photoshop of this image that changes the bottom line to, "Just like my nuts".

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    nad krut
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a really good price for pistachios

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    #43

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    Cody Rose Report

    imontape
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did it really record the farts? Hahaha

    Marco Conti
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some years ago I diagnosed my wife's sleep disorder by recording her breathing at night with my iPhone. It might have saved her life. I took the recording, put it into my DAW (Digital Audio Workstation) and I timed the interval between her breathing. I then charted it in Excel and brought it to the doctors. They put her on a advanced Cpap machine immediately, which they weren't going to do before, because she wasn't having these problems in their sleep study. Sleep studies rarely catch environmental causes and since you are hooked up to sensors all over, they often do not reveal the real problem. Some of the intervals in her breathing were as long as 14 seconds. The chart really impressed the doctors. I may get this app.

    Hannah Edwards
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a husband to tell me this.

    Redheaded1
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like it's called Mintal Tracker. Available for the iPhone. Can't check other platforms though. Guess what I'm downloading....

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    Lovin' Life
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG! THIS IS HILARIOUS! Her face makes it even funnier

    Momma Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha the face.. like she smelled the fart 😆

    Hollysmom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks, I really needed to know that

    Mark Howell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to collect grounds for divorce ;o)

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    #44

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    Johnathan Funk Report

    Dinosaur
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...speak of the devil...

    Wang Zhuang
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if they meant to say Santa? But how could they have gotten that wrong? This must be a prank hahahaha

    CandyCat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    someone probably rearranged the letters as a prank

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    Kaleb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean- I kinda want to hear his side of the whole story

    Gaby Almodovar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor satan, sometimes he also wants a nice breakfast with his future clients.

    AxleMunshine001
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone knows the devil makes the best breakfast. Fried eggs, sizzling bacon, buttery toast, warm pancakes dripping with maple syrup....Hell is just one big kitchen.

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    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me: "Yes, I'll have the deviled eggs, please."

    best turtle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh cool mabye i can ask him if he's ever bitch slapped hitler

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder how long the original lettering lasted on a high school sign

    Ian Taggart
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like I haven't seen that typo before...

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    #45

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    Michael Riskin Report

    Triv
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it'll at least break you from chewing on the end of your pen!

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    ƒιѕн
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and you put the end of the pen in your mouth while thinking... end breaks...

    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have questions....but I'm afraid of the answers.

    Demi Zwaan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why torture creatures like that? They might not have a brain to process what is happening, but that gives us even more reason to use OUR brain and not do this to those worms.

    Rena
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is clearly wrong using any living being for entertainment.

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    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "It seems a shame to let these parasitic worms die in the pen, if only I could find a use for them"

    AxleMunshine001
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Chad, I bet you $20 you can't snap open this pen with your a**s!"

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    Pixie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The pen that never will be stolen"

    Lady Cadaver
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not a good idea for those people who like to chew the back of their pens...

    Teresa Stabler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I'm way too tired. I read the last part as back of their penises.

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    Al Cook
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Japanese really come up with some weird ideas!

    Zdenka Dsouza
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it’s a discreet tool for aspiring models…

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    Ghougle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh God. I looked this up. It's real and the worms only live for 5 days. {Cost about 8 bucks} So after that, you have a pen filled with dead parasitic worms. YaY!

    Steve Fischer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The inventor should seek medical help immediately

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    Johanna Calcines Report

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Together we can stop baby bifurcation

    Bryn
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    together we can stop babies (:

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    John Louis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what King Solomon threatened to do.

    Adrian
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brings a whole new meaning to 'half-brother'

    WinterberrytheLeafIceWing
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, I do believe I will stop slamming metal rods into my child's face, thank you for reminding me.

    Nannerdog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crying baby, now available on Nintendo DS!

    The Red Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will stop them torturing you, baby

    AxleMunshine001
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I heard of cleft palate but not cleft face

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    #47

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    SamChaplin Report

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a men, and I pee sitting down. It's cleaner & more comfortable. Teach your boy that a men should pee sitting down.

    Sosena Hailu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be a MEN?! What are you going to do, mutate them? And the "Pee like a girl" is just a WTF moment

    Orange is aging
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “dOnT lEt YoUr BoY pEe LiKe A gIrL”. Like ok, sexist 🙄

    Socks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have a sit down wee lads, treat yourself

    Christopher Duffy
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently, there is an alt-right sub-culture of men who refuse to wipe their own arses for fear it will make them too feminine.

    Hollysmom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We always knew the alt-right is disgusting misogynists

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    Autumn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, my little brother used to have the green one-

    Patricia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry to say, I encountered printed material which demanded that parents not let their little boys behave in any "girlie" way, e.g. use the urinal, don't sit to pee, don't sit on women's laps, don't wear flip-flops, don't stand with hands on hips, etc. etc. "There is a manly way to do most anything." The authors/distributors of this information seemed to think that's where gay men come from, little boys allowed to be "girlie."

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    Kahionwakta Stone Deere Waka Report

    Al Cook
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Learn photoshop more like

    Katherine Heasley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Eh, one brown person's as good as another! Put her on the Arabic, too."

    Giles McArdell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hate to think what they did for the Japanese edition.

    Katherine Boag
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think we established last time that this is one of the staff of the company, they didnt just pick a stock photo of a random brown woman

    karl briggs
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to see the Klingon version.

    Abigail Hill
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It says Mexican Spanish, they just put Spanish in smaller letters lol

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    Ronald Copenhagen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Learn how to get representation so you get paid for your likeness.

    why tho
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her face is asking for help

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    #49

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    Eirika Huang Report

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did we really need another reason to fear clowns?

    YinzerGhost
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meat Clown is the pet name my plants call me

    Vicky Zar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have lots of such things in Germany. Teddy bear shaped and other varieties. It‘s for children. Having said that: I hate them

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    Rae Black
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gift idea for people you really don't like.

    Seán Baron
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is approved by John Wayne Gacy!

    Teresa Stabler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was just watching something about him last night. I don't want to think about pogo.

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    tmw
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my eyes!!!! my EYES!!!!!!!!! HOW is this horror not higher?!

    Jods
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Serves ‘em right. Clowns have frightened us for far too long. The revenge was sweet.

    Nadine Bamberger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You wanna taste my meat clown, muhahaha.

    Aranaktu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Meat clown” sounds like something from a particularly disturbing body-horror movie…

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    Ronish Karmacharya Report

    Piku
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awesome placement of advertisement

    My O My
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okidokie I'll lie down right here then

    Bender Bending Rodríguez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes they offer refunds. You just have to ask for it once they are done with you.

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    Bruce Ferrier
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes you so relaxed you fall asleep and never wake up!

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    #51

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    Jon Thomas Turner Report

    Gaby Almodovar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Passive-aggressive ads are never a good idea....

    Beans
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah once I got a letter from Amnesty International where it gave me a 'free pen to enjoy' then went on to describe an incident where a victim had the inside of a pen 'just like this one' inserted in his urethra. Needless to say I was not impressed with that type of advertising. The worst part is they could have saved the money on the effing pen they got made just to prove a point. It did not have the intended effect and if anything now I go out of my way to give up charities who dont employ tactics like this

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    Rijkærd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First trial participant on the yeet chair.

    The Deez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THIS MAY BE THE BEST COMMENT EVER!!! LOL!!!

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    Wang Zhuang
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw man....way to guilt trip people. But actually, I did sponsor two children for a while with a similar program. Still sponsoring one now, actually.

    Scarlett Fox
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I care about future generations! This goes in the recycling ♻️

    Jack Holt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sponsered a kid in south america once, got a letter after 6 months disclosing that the program had been corrupted and the kids received little if any benefit.

    Al Cook
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Errr.... OK then. Sounds like some kind of dirty talk.

    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow that is totally not cool.

    Riverina
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well a good technique to make them feel guilty into opening it

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, because we all know what's inside. A sheet with 20 or so return address labels which may or may not have your name spelled properly (they always leave out my apostrophe), a mediocre letter designed to extract money from you, an envelope for your money which doesn't fit the form without folding it weird, and possibly a notepad with 6 sheets of paper. Sometimes also a nickel.

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    Eliyahu Rooff
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Using guilt to manipulate people into sending money.

    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    k (no offense but to the paper)

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    #52

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    Haroldas Zariankinas Report

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For that price I'd expect some terrifying threats

    Sage Gusano
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For that price they better follow through.

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    Wang Zhuang
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't move! This is a ho-ho-hold up!

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    anyone feel like metro supermarket is just waiting for the lawsuit from NBC?

    #53

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    Sol R. Land Report

    Layla Corman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's really not that dramatic! The tunnel is quite short and someone hands out EpiPens on the other side!

    Spikey boi
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nick Cage's worst nightmare.

    Nadine Bamberger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The lesser known connection between the 4th and 5th circle of hell.

    Potassium
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    guys chill out its photoshopped

    Kayla Bee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    sylvantic
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am a bee fan. This sounds nice

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    #54

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    Matt Schwartz Report

    Bender Bending Rodríguez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We can just ask Jesus if he signed it once he's back from delivering Uber Eats.

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    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure, because as Joseph Smith tells us, Jesus and the angels etc were really americans.

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Keep on truckin'" - yep, it's legit

    Ember
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m not sure if I should laugh or cry....

    YinzerGhost
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus did love trucks, so this checks out.

    Rick Hoppenbrouwer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll give you $2.00 and a hard slap upside your head. In Walmart

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only $20K… what a bargain.

    Sage Gusano
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the part about having it authenticated...who is supposed to do that?

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    #55

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    Contact us for professional photo editing.

    Tia Wyn Report

    Ember
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WTF happened to his face?!?

    Kind Pegasus 95
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He turned into a gosh darn cartoon character 😂😂😂

    Oopsydaisy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what the Spanish Grandma who restored the Jesus painting did next.

    Al Cook
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they were going for the mannequin look!

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your one-stop shop for pore removal, facial hair enhancement, phone upgrading and t-shirt dyeing

    K J
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's been yassified!

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    #56

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    Jonas Hellberg Hellberg Report

    MikeyWaveOven (he/him)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus always liked getting nailed in public

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Jesus Christ, keep your voice down"

    Rijkærd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoa! Slow down there slugger!

    daking
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "jesus, you naughty boy"

    Sage Gusano
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The broken speech pattern of the first AI s*xbot didn't go over well.

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then, the machine rebellion began. She's alright now.

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    Clipps
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this looks like my panic attacks

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    Linda L. Goetchius Report

    Dinosaur
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thats a lotta expectations man

    S.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the key: he wants a man!

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    Kirsty
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Coulda just said no women and saved himself all that time......

    Ember
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ......and he wonders why he’s single???!!!

    Chris Osborn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very likely still single and will be a very long time periodt.

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    Sky Render
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if this is the man who inspired that wise old woman to declare that "men is too headache"...

    Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man, that's a lot of words just to say "no one will f**k me".

    ThEboRedEsTpANdA
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘪𝘯'𝘵 𝘉𝘶𝘪𝘭𝘥 𝘢 𝘉𝘢𝘣𝘦 / 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘬 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘤𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘴𝘦 🎶

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    #58

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    Ashley Johnson Report

    Ember
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ....burn the teenagers? A bit harsh...lol

    Šimon Špaček
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why only teenagers? They can still get better in the life

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    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    St Louis - the most dangerous place in the USA for teens

    More!
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then what, dead? Is this an ad for pre-paid funerals or is something amiss here? I don’t get it.

    Gerard Neaux
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was an accidental print in a newspaper of two unrelated ads on top of each other with little visual separation. It's been in another list before.

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    Layla Corman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My best guess is the owner wanted to get a pic of their kid in the ad. The whole idea failed miserably.

    Hannah Edwards
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funerals are getting so expensive that this actually makes sense.

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    #59

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    Kurono Toriga Report

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing would induce me to call them pants. And why do so many men in these old ads look like potential serial killers?

    Jessica Cifelli
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably because they were forced to wear a onesie with knee-high stockings

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    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t forget your trenchcoat.

    Hannah Edwards
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! Flashing is the only application I can come up with for these.

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    Kathy Richardson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For flashers, trench coats in different department

    AnnaB
    Community Member
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are a photoshopped joke, guys!

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What??? We got Sears catalogue when I was a kid and I never saw anything like this. Is this real or photoshopped?

    Nancy Doughty
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you don't have a jump suit, you could always wear a trench coat.

    YinzerGhost
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I swear to you, with God as my witness, that I would wear these every damn day of my life.

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    #61

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    Thomas J. Bonnes Report

    Ember
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who the heck thought this was a good idea for a kids toy?

    Rissie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually they are a lot of fun. You put some hydrophobic grains and it "poops" it out in the toilet. The real fun part is just playing with that stuff in the tiny waterbowl. It doesn't adhere any water so filter it out and it's dry. You can shape it while underwater. It's a great way to teach kids about crazy substances.

    Christopher Doke
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is for potty training and we actually have this for my little one. The thing is actually hilarious, It dances and mimics you in funny voices. The "poop" is magic sand and dries instantly when you get it out of the little toilet. We have had the whole family sitting around laughing at this thing it is so funny.

    Viv Justviv
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, my sister bought the ostrich version for my 7 year nephew - who freaking LOVED it! Why wouldn't a kid love something like this? Kids already tend to have potty humor, why not get them a cute animal on the potty? Eh. I think it's silly & harmless.

    Sweetie Dahling
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I only know about the existence of these things cause I saw a 31-year old bald cross-dressing man play with the flamingo version of this. The echoed bird noises were the best part. Oh YouTube rabbit holes

    Tobias the Tiger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is anyone gonna point out that it's called a "Turdle" from what I can see on the packaging? Hahaha

    Your fellow Gay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Went to a friends house once, his younger brother had one of these.

    ChickenNugget
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...this is on my sisters christmas/birthday list

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    Alexei Clements Report

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Comes with a pair of "Eternal Sleep" pillows

    Vlacas12
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We need to talk about your next target, 47.

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    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It has a secret compartment where the men with the bats are stored.

    RJ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Searching for that now, need to read the reviews

    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    for those who wish to divorce affordably?

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    #63

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    Austin Bachman Report

    Dinosaur
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it will keep me awake all day and night know u murdered sugar cane toads for purses.

    Virgil Blue
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well iirc they are a plague in Australia. But even then they don't deserve this.

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    Ripley Dog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The people of Australia need to kill them (they're eating/poisoning a lot of native animals to death), and are trying to make it lucrative to help pay for the damage they're doing. And also because humans will drive anything to extinction if there's money involved. If tippy want to solve an invasive species problem, you bring money into the picture and soon you no longer have a problem. Grotesque, but practical and at least the toads are "less" wasted life of they can serve a purpose.

    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TBH cane toads are an infestation in australia so I *suppose* this one might be more ok than cow purses?

    Jack Holt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are indeed a plague and killing many wildlife as an introduced species. If they met their death humanely and then were made into a purse, I have no issue with this.

    Vinnie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm feeling confused, as for some reason i really want one xD

    Gerard Neaux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You probably want a frog because frogs are cute

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    Noah Berens
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh god I actually have one of these. I bought it as a joke

    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK BUT I WANT ONE LIKE WHY BUT YEAH

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    #64

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    Melissa Lumsden Report

    Ember
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must be a very accommodating chef

    Nannerdog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta get that raise somehow, amirite?

    Kaleb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Will you be giving or receiving

    #65

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    Barbara Heins Report

    Dinosaur
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ....all i can think of is squid games....

    AppleDragon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read that as "ali can think of is squid games" :'D RIP 199

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    Harri Ellis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw the Colonel in the Lexington airport just before he died....just sayin.

    Shazz Winchester
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you kind stranger, I could not recall the name of this menu item "Famous Bowl" here in SA it was a limited edition winter treat, with Mash & Gravy, Corn, Cheese & Chicken Strips. IT WAS SO GOOD. Okay, I'm okay now. Carry on scrolling xoxo

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    #67

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    Morgan Ashley Report

    Kishibe Angelo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes when i want an explosive baby

    best turtle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how to turn your baby into a rapid fire assault rifle

    Jj321
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good for baby constipation!

    Layla Corman
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Karo Syrup and water no longer needed!

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    El muerto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think that's a diaper you want to change

    Dre Mosley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you want to go through a week's worth of diapers in a single day. . .

    ChickenNugget
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ah yes you spend a lot of money on diapers after feeding your baby this

    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    0/10, will not buy again.

    Demi Zwaan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fake. The text doesn't even follow the curves of the container.

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    #68

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    Kieran O'Neill Report

    Mac
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To represent the clit. And it's hidden because men can't ever find it :)

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    best turtle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thirsty mf's licking the s**t out of these things if they existed

    Russian Otaku
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hidden? I call bs they always f**k up the gumballs

    bxttery_bxby
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I literally hate this song and this product. Edit: Not trying to offend anyone, it's just my opinion.

    Ember
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why? Seriously.....why?

    James Hardin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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    Zack Tharp Report

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His wife blew the life savings on transparent stomach surgery

    Rissie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I don't know about you guys, but I find that a baby wearing a diaper in the uterus, pretty suspicious.

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    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he is angry because there's a magnifying glass stuck to his wife's shirt? or because he's hungry and lost a lot of weight and she hasn't noticed? I don't know, it's so hard to spot the problem here.

    Boreedout of my mind
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She revealed the gender of their IVF sperm donated baby even though he wanted to be surprised? 😳

    Sam rice
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is the baby wearing a diaper and blush

    ADHORTATOR
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only 1% know the answer.... are 99% colourblind?

    ElenaK
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only 1% bothered to reply to that crap.

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    Kaleb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because he has Trump hair

    Gaby Almodovar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Husband must be Superman with laser-vision.

    Moosy Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because she’s wearing his shirt and he’s stuck wearing her sweater with built-in necklace?

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    Taylor Lubigan Report

    Kirsty
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The thing is, most pregnancy tests go positive if you leave them long enough anyway, it's why you're not meant to read them after a certain amount of time.

    Melissa Boatman Linebaugh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, so I pulled this prank of my husband for April Fool’s (he had a vasectomy and I had a hysterectomy). Had a pregnant co-worked pee on a stick. I won April Fool’s in our house for life.

    ForgotMyPWSendHelp
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew a girl who did this to her boyfriend in college. I honestly don't see how it's funny to trick your partner into thinking you're pregnant.

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    BSteel13
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would be Killeen *enter eye roll emoji*... we try not to stop for gas in Killeen lol

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    #71

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    Laura Montero Report

    KMill
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn’t real - it’s from Prank-O. They sell gift boxes with ridiculous fake-products on the box.

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t forget to clean after each use.

    Afton Kleinsorge
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually got this for Christmas this year 🥲

    Grant Barke
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also good for relieving itchy ballbag.

    YoyoSthlm
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you wonder why your ass is bleeding

    T. D. Bostick
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and say hello to hilarious stains on the lid of the toilet.

    JazzyC07
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    one of my favorite YouTubers Brandon Farris got that in an opening lol!

    YinzerGhost
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The American answer to the bidet

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    #72

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    Jolene Regenweald Report

    Chris Osborn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too bad Michael Jackson isn't around anymore, he would love these! 🤔

    #73

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    Melissa Falsetto Report

    ThEboRedEsTpANdA
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would make no sense if it didn't say 'how else can I p*ss you off today?'

    RedMarbles
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do so many white people, straight people and men think that people advocating for minority rights, LBGTQ+ rights and women's rights are pissed off at white people, straight people and men existing? It's maddening how they can't separate themselves from those causes and think that if those groups gain any rights, they will lose something.

    Everything_Fubar
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    3 years ago

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    Not all conservs are trump supporters

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    Chloe *Leah* Pheonix
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are they custom? I would like a "Asian, gay, I dont like politics, genderless" in all honesty though if you want this mug go ahead and take it. I dont like it, but if you like it, you like it.

    John Baker
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't piss me off because you're white, straight, male or even necessarily because you're a Republican. You piss me off because you're a f*****g idiot.

    Boreedout of my mind
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you need a mug that says you're straight... Are you really?

    Alaska
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    3 years ago

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    Well gays must let you know every second of the day that they're gay so yes others are allowed to state their status as well

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    Autumn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guys, not all republicans are like this, I speak from experience

    ZAPanda
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    3 years ago

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    Add "stupid", but I suppose that's implicit in at least two of those things.

    Arctic Fox Lover
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...the only thing on this mug that the owner (assuming everything on this mug applies to them) isn't born with is the republican part.

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    Aaron Roeder Report

    Russian Otaku
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty good fake. I'd allow it in a match

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    #75

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    Danny Pidgeon Report

    Oopsydaisy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shouldn't we be making videos to send to Jesus? It's his birthday, after all.

    Aahzmandus Pervect
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the price is a very symbolic $33.

    Sosena Hailu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a Christian and I'm in pure confusion.

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    #76

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    Maddie Emma Morris Report

    Dinosaur
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    imagine how moldy... 🤮

    Kaleb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then your cat knocks it on the floor and breaks it

    Spikey boi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Comes with free Bubonic Plague!

    Jacob Nunez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Italians want to know your location

    RoseTheMad
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    looks like someone puked in a bauble .-.

    Sander
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they're pure epoxy, those thing will weigh a ton. Hope you like Christmas trees with broken off limbs.

    Your sleep paralysis demon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want this, I’ll grow my own little mold ecosystem :D

    #77

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    Corey Perrine Report

    ThEboRedEsTpANdA
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this I have seen on a subreddit. its a prank box with nothing in it. you put the real present inside

    KMill
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is another Prank-O gift box. Empty gift box with a ridiculous fake product.

    Lucky
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A little hard to get the lawnmower up there!

    Kirsty
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So the dead bit will show up where people piss on the seat?

    Hans YAN
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is another from prank-o

    Wang Zhuang
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The customer supplies the fertilizer

    OG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The same as #71 - Prank-O

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    Bidit Saha Report

    ThEboRedEsTpANdA
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should say Hamwich (ik that ham is from pigs and beef is from cows, but it just sounds better)

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just a little too bloody for me.

    Wang Zhuang
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm hoping it just looks like beef is actually strawberry flavored or something

    Sosena Hailu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHAT IS KURGER KING?! JUICES ROLL DOWN MY CHIN?!

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    #79

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    Dee Martinez Report

    Marco Hub-Dub
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that still wouldn’t be nearly as environmentally toxic as disposing of first & second generation Prius fuel cell batteries.

    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    ... because I am a "real man" (meaning republican) and like fishing, and specifically like eating lead-infused fish? or what?

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