Brilliant! LOL

N o

Pokémon Go is low-key trying to kill you.

If more signs were this blunt, idiots might pay more attention to them!

is it fish and bread?

Shoulders shovel, trudges off to nearest cemetary

Yep and serial killers are just misunderstood romantics.

T u e s d a y s - felt that

For all your gay beer-drinking alien needs

And... this is a simplified version why some "artists" manage to sell s**t (sometimes literally) to idiots with too much money.

I checked. Those are real and that is what they cost.

That's actually mad smart

this aisle will be useful mua ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

so much detail... i wanna eat it

"Spots fell off when he ran after a fire engine"

A refreshing example of honesty in advertising

I assume, sexy undertaker devil is not an option

"Serial Killer Nurse" and "Impatient Legatee" are acceptable

I’m an infection control nurse in a SNF (skilled nursing facility). 90% geriatric residents. We keep it happy and simple on Halloween, i.e. cat ears, butterfly wings. Some of these residents have dementia and/or psychosis to a certain degree so anything over-the-top or death-related won’t do them any good.

How about a clown?

-Hey! you can't be dressed as death here! -I'm not dressed.

im just imagining someone waking up from amajor surgery with a nurse dressed as death above them

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This is horribly sad, but on Halloween I was dressed as the Grim Reaper. I had to tell him his brother had been killed. When he came back to work, we just held each other and sobbed.

Geri-Psych.... They're likely to see whatever is in their heads no matter how you dress-up

So I can still go dressed as a traffic cone? Result!

Many, many years ago an inmate, sorry resident, of an old people’s home in Ilfracombe, Devon dressed up as Death with a scythe and appeared at the windows of the lounge. One person had a heart attack and died.

What about maid costumes

Sexy nurses can make even the sickest feel better

In all honesty, I think the men in the Geriatric Unit would appreciate the sexy nurse outfit. If anything, this is to protect the nurses... I've spent quite a lot of time in a hospice when my granddad was dying and I've seen too many instances of harmless-looking elderly gentlemen trying to cop a feel...

lol they mean Death as in the reaper. Another name for him is Death.

So what CAN you go as? a pumpkin?

I'll go with fallen angel

I did not see Grim Reaper on the list so.......

Bakugo needs these

"The stolen items include a pit bull terrier and two crates of Mountain Dew"

Wait what

Is this not for when you have something on the seat, that is heavy and triggers the car's beeping sequence, so you use this to turn it off?

im dying the fact it says 'with potential'

Baby yeet machine... I'm actually crying :D

Violent temporal dimensional instability Beam. Danger of acute atomization.

The bartender has really mastered the correct facial expression

well what do you know, maybe it's a grape-flavoured ketchup dispenser which cleans your hands

I want one

Air Guitar makes everything better

Take one of these buzzers and at least one police officer

hahahahahahahaa

They claim to be "friendly", so a bit of foxy boxing might be acceptable

Ha ha ha! Unfortunate wording!

I'd rather not....

...no ty...