Brilliant! LOL

N o

Pokémon Go is low-key trying to kill you.

If more signs were this blunt, idiots might pay more attention to them!

is it fish and bread?

Shoulders shovel, trudges off to nearest cemetary

Yep and serial killers are just misunderstood romantics.

T u e s d a y s - felt that

For all your gay beer-drinking alien needs

And... this is a simplified version why some "artists" manage to sell s**t (sometimes literally) to idiots with too much money.

I checked. Those are real and that is what they cost.

That's actually mad smart

this aisle will be useful mua ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

so much detail... i wanna eat it

"Spots fell off when he ran after a fire engine"

A refreshing example of honesty in advertising

I assume, sexy undertaker devil is not an option

Bakugo needs these

"The stolen items include a pit bull terrier and two crates of Mountain Dew"

Wait what

Is this not for when you have something on the seat, that is heavy and triggers the car's beeping sequence, so you use this to turn it off?

im dying the fact it says 'with potential'

Baby yeet machine... I'm actually crying :D

Violent temporal dimensional instability Beam. Danger of acute atomization.

The bartender has really mastered the correct facial expression

well what do you know, maybe it's a grape-flavoured ketchup dispenser which cleans your hands

I want one

Air Guitar makes everything better

Take one of these buzzers and at least one police officer

hahahahahahahaa

They claim to be "friendly", so a bit of foxy boxing might be acceptable

Ha ha ha! Unfortunate wording!

I'd rather not....

...no ty...

From the same vendor: free hardcore

Attack of the Giant Crabs, coming to London in 2022 because why the hell not

I think you need to run very very far away

"Yep, had another cancellation this morning...dumpster's almost full and it's only Wednesday"

Is 15/hr really worth the risk of inviting Sean into your home?

dystopian capitalism

One time I was learning Italian on Duolingo and the sentence was "you will be with me until I die"

ok but this is a good ad...

Did it really record the farts? Hahaha

...speak of the devil...

Ewwwww!

I have questions....but I'm afraid of the answers.

"It seems a shame to let these parasitic worms die in the pen, if only I could find a use for them"

This is not a good idea for those people who like to chew the back of their pens...

Oh God. I looked this up. It's real and the worms only live for 5 days. {Cost about 8 bucks} So after that, you have a pen filled with dead parasitic worms. YaY!