Minister deserves a big tip for that one!

That one made be laugh!

Lol that kid is going to hear about that for the rest of his life.

Sounds like something my grandpa would do! Still love you grandpa <3

Of all wedding traditions, this sentence should be dropped first.

This one is cute though!

That's really embarrassing.

Sounds like a "Friends" episode.

Kind of giving me Hobbit vibes

Pastor shouts back "NOBODY MOVES NOBODY GETS HURT"

I can't tell if she's laughing or crying - if it's laughter, they're gonna be telling this story at their 75th anniversary.

Sounds like there was much joy afterwards.

A wedding to remember undoubtedly.

I hope there was no service at the time.

look at his little kilt! He's so cute!

At least he got to be comfy!

American cheese and bologna cubes with mustard, store brand tater chips, and Pabst Blue Ribbon?

I'm not seeing the 'fail' but OK, chipmunks.

I imagine the vet was pretty surprised, too.

What a bitch!

Well, half of you.

I laughed so hard that I snorted....😂

Hey, who spilled the Macarena?

Grace (pun intended) under fire.

Nailed it

The whole dove thing at weddings is horrible already, but who releases them inside? But that DJ deserves a big tip.

Oh nooo!

She probable filed for divorce and moved to another part of the country because she saw all the signs of a future abusive marriage with a jerk and decided to get as far away from him as she could.

Someone is still angry!

I caughed a bouquet on my third cousin's wedding when I was 10. All the other ladies were over 20. They will never let me forget that

Adapt, improvise, overcome.

The only one who was making a fool of herself was the Grandma. She should have silently slipped out the back.

Well, that's one way to come out.

At least he didn't shoot his eye out with a BB gun.

Alabama?

Old, old, old joke.

Disgusting

Oh god, hope the bride got out of that soon!

Scurvy isn't a joke fellas