At my mom and dads wedding in England 1944 they walked to the altar the family were the only ones in attendance. Air raid sirens went off before they could clear out the back of the church was bombed. No one hurt. Hitler was cursed by the priest. Marriage lasted 'till dad died!

My 3 year old cousin was my flower girl. As my new hubby and I were announced and entered the reception, she trailed behind me, whipping my train around like horse reigns, screeching, "go horsey goooo!" On my wedding video, the same flower girl is seen walking the length of the buffet table, picking up and biting 1 of everything then placing each right back where she got it.

I used to be a manager of a venue that held wedding ceremonies and receptions. One day, we were having a wedding, and during the ceremony the brides brother went outside and as I was by the door, I saw him get into a car I recognised. It was a drug dealer's car! He tried to come back in but I refused him entry, as my job would be on the line if he were caught. In between the ceremony and the reception, I had the bride arguing with me to let her brother back in, saying "it's only cocaine!". Said no as I explained to her what could happen. Stuck to my guns and she flounced off. Was a nightmare wedding but ended up alright.

Wedding of a good friend; danced with him during reception and he said "I should have married you". (Although that was never an option). Needless to say, the marriage didn't last.

At my wedding my pregnant cousin caught the bouquet and an ex-boyfriend caught the garter. I also went to a wedding where the bride and groom ended up cutting each others hands when they were cutting the cake!

My wedding was at my new in-law's house. We thought the dogs were all safely locked into one of the bedrooms temporarily. Nope. The pastor says, here is the newlyweds and everyone starts to clap. Out comes our Heeler, Cindy, barking furiously because she doesn't approve of aggression. Everyone laughed and we had cake. Still sharing funny stories 36 years later.

So many of these posts are ultimate r/ThatHappened content

The language skills found in average tweets is appalling. So many of these don’t just have typos, but entirely dysfunctional language skills. It’s a quick and fun format, sure sure, but sometimes it’s also just unreadable.