My MIL was 30 mins late to my wedding and because she had my daughter who was flower girl I couldn’t start without her. I later found out that she was late because she wanted to finish her cup of tea. She was also in charge of bringing the stereo to play the song I was going to walk down the aisle too. She forgot so our friend played the song on his car stereo. We had a juke box for music and were dancing to the chicken dance when the top of my dress popped open and I wasn’t wearing a bra so I quickly ran into the kitchen so my SIL could do the zipper back up. My daughter decided to do a poo explosion through her nappy and went all over her dress so my In-laws took her to their house, washed her and she spent the rest of the wedding in track pants and a jumper. But even with all these things I had the best time, I loved my wedding. The only thing I would have changed is the photographer, I should have hired a professional instead of cutting costs and using a family friend.

I was a bridesmaid four times, and schedule for a fifth. During one marriage ceremony, the priest's sermon included the word "Divorce" exactly 13 times. Yes, I counted. And, yes, they ended up divorced. And this was the priest that did their premarital couples counseling... What-the-what?!