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Jimmy Fallon Asks People To Share The Worst Wedding Fails They’ve Encountered, They Deliver 30 Funny Responses
It's wedding season, which means get ready to see some corny hashtags along with videos and photos from wedding parties filling up your feed. While some people may feel romantic envy seeing all the love in the air - others are reveling in the inevitable embarrassing moments and funny accidents that can come from such big day events.
When there are open bars, extended families, future-in-laws who don't get along or any other fantastic mix of variables, there is sure to be some excitement or, rather, epic fails. In honor of this season, Jimmy Fallon asked his followers to tweet out a funny or weird story of a funny wedding mishap they experienced attending with the hashtag #WeddingFail, for the chance it could be read on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon show - and boy did they deliver. Scroll down to check out the best tweets, and don't forget to upvote your favs!
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Dilly Millandry 6 years ago
👍👍👍 Totally agree! It's not like the fact he'd been married before would have been a secret or even unusual.
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Zelda Blue 6 years ago
He could have started the speech with " Welcome to Joe's wedding tales part II" Or " Joe's wedding remixed and remastered"
HoffLensMetalHedLovesAnimalsUK 6 years ago
Or just stuck with 'welcome back everyone', simple and to the point.
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Stille20 6 years ago
Yea... that's tacky. It's your friend's wedding and you are focused on a joke you know he won't like, making fun of probably one of the most painful things he had to deal with.
Marina 6 years ago
Agree ❤️ while it's really funny, it also is a bit unsensitive and kindof lacks empathy. If I was the second bride I'm not sure I'd feel alright with this joke. But it could also be a funny moment for everyone - it really depends on who's attending.
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Octavia Hansen 6 years ago
After attending my gal friend's 4th wedding, I gave her a certificate saying after a year she can choose the wedding gift of her choice at her fav store. One of these just has to last . . .
Mary Rose Kent 6 years ago
I didn’t make it to my sister’s fourth wedding, after having been Maid of Honor in the first, which was the big white affair, and signatory in the second, which was a Justice of the Peace deal. I don’t even remember the third, although I’m pretty sure I was there since I really liked the guy she was marrying, but passed in the fourth since I was by then living in a different state and didn’t even know the guy she was marrying. I will say this: she sincerely believes in marriage!
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Laura Zappenduster 6 years ago
That´s just AWESOME!! xDD And it fits all of them so perfectly :)
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Mary Ciulla 6 years ago
I thought they were the bridesmaids of a senior bride. They look great!
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tuzdayschild 6 years ago
I don't see how it could possibly have been any better.
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Chris Watson 6 years ago
Dogs are dogs. Leave them at home. Weddings and other gatherings are stressful for them.
HoffLensMetalHedLovesAnimalsUK 6 years ago (edited)
They really aren't, do these huskies sound stressed?. Most dogs thrive on social interaction and love being out and about, If they are used to social situations it's fine plus they are our doggy family, my dogs love going places with me and seeing people they know, better than leaving them at home every-time
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blugeagua 6 years ago
Even though he agreed to marry her in the first place...
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Bobert Robertson 6 years ago (edited)
That's my face when the realization sets in that I should have had that second plate of refried beans
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Rachel Franke 6 years ago
Without context I would have guessed this was a photo of a wedding at which the groom turned into a werewolf and attacked the bride.
Blue Cicada 6 years ago
I think it's pain laughing. I do that. It's very confusing to others. Am I angry? Am I am used? Am I crying? Am I laughing? Yes. To all of that.
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Mary Rose Kent 6 years ago
They’re festive while keeping with the black-and-white theme.
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John Kamau 6 years ago
You know in the wedding vows we say, "In GOOD times and in BAD times"... You skipped the GOOD and went straight to BAD TIMES mate... Talk of testing the marriage with fire and brimstone.
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Bobert Robertson 6 years ago
If that's your real last name you should make vacuums
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Samantha Robinson 6 years ago
He's secretly Morpheus and gave you the blue pill because the matrix ain't for you!
Rachida Zenz 6 years ago
in France the bride must wear something blue to bring good luck.... so it's perfect
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Friedlander Rosenzweig 6 years ago
The real joke is that the dress was white at the beginning of the evening!
HoffLensMetalHedLovesAnimalsUK 6 years ago
Because someone had a glass of wine and another drank some coffee?, weird.
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Nanci Crepeau 6 years ago
Did she ever look in a mirror of her back view when buying the dress?
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Iceroyalmilktea 6 years ago
why is it so common to see someone ripping their pants at weddings?
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Zelda Blue 6 years ago
So your sister in law was hot but not in a good way? Best man speech could have started "Dude your new wife is smokin hot!!"
Joyce Plaate 6 years ago
I need that DJ for if I ever get married. What the... I want him for my Old Spinster's Partee-heee!
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Tiny Dynamine 6 years ago
I've upvoted this simply because you called them pants, which they are. :)
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Esther Evans 6 years ago
This happened to my ex at his brother's wedding...I laughed...he was not amused....
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Dilly Millandry 6 years ago
That's not exactly needless to say - but I'm relieved that's the case.
karen snyder 6 years ago
Kinky con-artists. They HAD to know they were going to get caught. Just think about that for a second...
karen snyder 6 years ago
... And exactly how did the front desk check-in two different couples to the same honeymoon suite? Did the kinky con-artists know enough to pretend they lost their keys AND identification, etc? Actually plausible on your wedding night, but these people are diabolical.
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Bob Beltcher 6 years ago
You mean to tell me a high end hotel didn't ask to see ID and the card being used before handing over the room key?
Jennifer Erdossy 6 years ago
Nobody said it was in recent years. It could be many years ago. y'know, just 20 years ago identity and e-identity weren't nearly as closely watched.
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Carol Emory 6 years ago
Why do people pull that c**p? Do they think it's funny or cool? What a bunch of asshats!
Mary Rose Kent 6 years ago
I upped you, but no, it definitely isn’t wrong.
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Steph Lindsey 6 years ago
That was very sweet of them to try and catch her. Haha, what a cute family photo.
Carol Emory 6 years ago
I would have laid there for a second pointing out the beauty and the intricacies of the ceiling....
tuzdayschild 6 years ago
Looks like they heard something funny and all fell down laughing Peppa Pig style.
Sasha Taylor 6 years ago
I saw the pic and thought they had all died laughing during the ceremony 🤣
Binky Melnik 2 years ago
Same thing happened at my wedding. My very, VERY old and mega-grouchy Chinese grandmother-in-law climbed four steps for the photos … and fell flat on her face. She was apparently mortified, and refused ANY attempts to lift her up. Since she didn’t speak English, she didn’t even try, and she stayed there, face down, as stiff as a board. I didn’t know whether she’d had a stroke or was dead, and totally wanted to freak out but I remained calm and got everyone to leave the room save for my then-husband and his parents. I figured maybe she’d get up if there were no witnesses. Sure enough, it worked, but having what looked like a dead old Chinese lady face-down on the floor at my wedding, refusing to budge, is the most vivid of my wedding memories.
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Dilly Millandry 6 years ago
Nope. Grew up on a dairy farm with over 200 cows. Birthing calves was a common place event and I don't believe it. Never heard any of them make much noise at all - cows giving birth for the first time, cows having difficulty and needing a vet to help them give birth. Nope.
Chris_the_Creative 6 years ago
He probably just assumed it was a cow giving birth, more likely just a hungry cow. Hungry cows make lots of noise, or maybe even a cow recently separated from her calf.
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JayJayKay 6 years ago
Well, that probably would have been the noise that the cow made AFTER she gave birth. Because that's when they take away the calf so that we humans can drink the breast-milk that was meant to raise a baby cow. Leaving a distraught mama cow that will call out for her baby for days. That's one of many reasons why I chose to go vegan.
Laugh Fan 6 years ago
I can personally vouch for this being true having grown up on a dairy farm.
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Teri Donovan 6 years ago
Cows waiting to be milked are noisy. Cows giving birth, not so much. Sorry....former dairy farmer here too....
HoffLensMetalHedLovesAnimalsUK 6 years ago
That is a stressed cow not a birthing cow, farms really do talk c**p to cover up horrible practices.
Blue Cicada 6 years ago
I have spent a lot of time around cattle, and they can be very noisy, especially when they are hungry and their food is late, or they want to be milked in their udders are heavy and uncomfortable. Having a wedding on a farm means that you have disrupted the normal schedule for the day, and the animals will notice!
Deb Martin Knaff 6 years ago
If you want to hear a commotion, go to a ranch when the calves are weaned from their mothers. It can drive you insane by the third day. I assume maybe something like this actually took place. Cows are mostly silent during birth except for a few low key grunts.
Janyx Onyx 6 years ago
New life. New lives as one. Sounds like it was a very moo-ving ceremony. (Had to be done. Sorry)
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Robert Robi Z 6 years ago
Nobody can blame him if he, being blind, kissed the priest instead of his bride
Randomcthulu 6 years ago
Why did they have earwax remover at the wedding? I'm honestly curious
Claire 6 years ago
Most likely happened while he was getting ready. He might have been staying with friends and went through their bathroom cabinet looking for eye drops, saw a similar bottle and just assumed. I doubt he put them in at the church.
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Foxxy 6 years ago (edited)
He probably had a thing for her back then too and didn’t have the courage to tell her why.
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Kathy Poole 6 years ago
If the best friend of the person you are marrying says you shouldn't, chances are they know something you don't so you should listen.
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Liam Walsh 6 years ago
And for the noisy cows as well. People make up things for attention or don't understand what's going on.
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Binky Melnik 2 years ago
Any mother who would do this makes me wonder what other wretched things she’s done to her kids. 😞
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Anja Schmidt 6 years ago
that´s a nice warm up for new family members XD no time for shyness ...
Xenon 2 years ago
Sorry you had such a s****y mother. Hope you're in a better place now.
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Talia Johnson 6 years ago
A 12 year old who 'kept getting refills' of 'spiked lemonade' would do more than 'feel a bit weird towards the end of the night' - I seriously question this one.
Blue Cicada 6 years ago
Maybe not every refill was the spiked one. I remember (US) weddings in the 70s, with open bars, and they were very lax about things back then.
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Kaisu 6 years ago
Yeah that's not something that accidentally happens and they should've called the police on the bartender
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Jolijn Njamin-Geurts van Kessel 6 years ago
I had a cocktail bar at my wedding an all of a sudden I saw all the kids walking around drinking cocktails! Scared the c**p out of me so I went to the bartender and he told me he made all the kids virgin cocktails because they wanted the fancy drinks all the adults were having, haha.
Blue Cicada 6 years ago
When I went to a wedding as an eight-year-old, they had a fountain with cheap wine or champagne. I had a glass and filled it from the fountain several times throughout the night, with no one stopping me. My mother and father were busy being the minister and minister's wife. They were accustomed to my taking care of myself and staying out of trouble at such events. Which usually I did. Except this time.
Daric Apai (Darquestar1) 6 years ago
I was 12 at a cousins wedding and they had the champagne glasses all filled in one of those multi tired arrangements.. unguarded... best wedding (that I barely remember) ever.
Leslie Black 1 year ago
When to a wedding where my three teens sat at a table together. They were serving everyone champagne. I assumed the kids would get sparkling cider etc. They served my "obvious" teens at the table champagne. One being my exchange student was thrilled! When I called on Monday to complain I was told ....well that is what the bride and groom wanted. I was like.....what! to serve alcohol to teenagers??????
Laylz 6 years ago
at my cousins 18th there were a bunch of jellies with alcohol in them - saw a boy walking around with them and thought nothing of it (wasnt sure if he had gotten some from the fridge or something since he has loads of Allergies and usually packs his own food) yet eventually he started to jump on everyone and scream PEEEKABO as my mum did it to my baby brother 😅😭😂
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Bruce Cornely 6 years ago
As an organist I've heard many wedding homilies, but never one as good as this one. The priest spontaneously gave an example of the progression of a marriage: At first the love is like a fresh fire burning brightly, warming all around it. After time the flames begin to die down and there are only coals left. Sometimes to revive the warmth it needs a good poke." Mother of the bride couldn't hold back and was laughing her head off, shortly joined by everyone but the priest who hadn't a clue.
Blue Cicada 6 years ago
Legally, if your correct names are on the license that was filed with the state, you are married in the eyes of the state/government. Theologically, you might want to consult with an expert! (insert wink emoji)
Fokke Wouda 6 years ago
Theologically, there is nothing to worry about; holy matrimony is the only sacrament that is not administered by someone else (like communion or baptism) but that you administer to one another :) The priest acts as a witness but otherwise he is irrelevant for the validity of your marriage.
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Origami Chik3n 6 years ago
Considering that priesthood is "God's calling" i'd say God sucks when it comes to HR.
Magen McCrosky 6 years ago
OMG! This happened to us. We say we had a Simpson’s wedding (see Vegas episode).
Janice Seagraves 6 years ago
No worries. As long as it is written right on the marriage certificate it's official.
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Foxxy 6 years ago
Especially coz wedding ceremonies and mass are generally boring.
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If someone with the spoken name shouted "Yes" is that a legal marriage then? :D
Blue Cicada 6 years ago
The problem is, the chair is way too comfy. It's OK for a chair to look ornate, but it should be uncomfortable after 10 minutes.
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Binky Melnik 2 years ago
Her nickname needs to be shortened to just “Boobs.” What an introduction to her in-laws, showing them her (・人・) AT HER WEDDING. The mortification woulda killed me!
Andy Acceber 5 years ago
That's why bridesmaids' dresses deserve the option of straps. Brides, take note. As someone with giant boobs, I can't imagine having to dance in a strapless outfit - with or without a nephew.
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Smackiex 6 years ago
What was the back story?? Would love to know, because in my opinion nothing would excuse this.
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Aisha Charnock 6 years ago
My God if I ever get married and my mother in law did something this petty, I'd tell her to go change or she can leave! How disrespectful!
Sara de los Reyes 6 years ago
There's a previous story on here that explains this in detail (: I was annoyed too at first but reading it changed my mind
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Alex Bailey 6 years ago
Do you buy the explanation? I can't help but feel the bride was annoyed (legitimately) and then had to come up with a lot of 'oh I didn't mind, she's a sweetie, so helpful and is SUCH a bargain lover' c**p because the family were pissed off with her.
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Joyce Plaate 4 years ago (edited)
And who's the lady at the left, with her back to the camera? Because I thought it's "not done" either to wear black at a wedding. Though I know many many MANY women scoff at this convention. Because everyone wants to show off their perfect little black dress.
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Foxxy 6 years ago
A young child reacting to parents or others kissing is understandable and normal but a grown woman having that reaction is childish lol.
Rosie Hamilton 6 years ago
Yep - just found myself thinking 'oh grow up'.
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Jakub Wasilewski 6 years ago (edited)
This is not fail, this is expression of brother-sister relation in it's pure form :D
Kathy Baylis 6 years ago
I understand her “horror”. I had 4 older brothers. I grew up with them and knew just how gross and disgusting they could be. So I could just never understand why any woman in her right mind would ever like them, much less go out with them or, for God’s sake, marry them. I love my brothers, but yuck.
Lucas 6 years ago
It probably resolved itself as I can't see much other than one deleted comment and this. 😜
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Ivana 6 years ago
The father is a piece of s**t. Even if the bride was a terrible person, the father just f*****g ruined an expensive event and caused his son a s**t ton of problems. What did he accomplish? Also, he isn't the one who has to spend the foreseeable future with her.
miaow 6 years ago
yes, that's not nice at all. He shouldn't disrespect women and verbally like that, especially his son's choice and bride. If he has any disapproval he should have discussed or reasoned elsewhere but to publically denounce someone, worse without any reason or cause, i'm sorry but thats senseless.
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Diego Cabrerizo 6 years ago
This is horrible! BUUUUUUUUUUT i want to know the background for that, should be hella interesting.
Analyn Lahr 6 years ago
Why didn't he speak up when the officiant asked if anyone had reason the couple should not be married?
Leodavinci 6 years ago
I'm guessing that dad was just making sure he wouldn't be spending much holiday time with her.
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Sancho Cruz 6 years ago
Always 2 sides to the story, could have been shady stuff that happened previously, but no excuse to try and humiliate tje bride like tjat on her day. Sounds like daddy a drama queen grudge holder and booze may had a play in it. Not cool.
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Autumn Walton 5 years ago (edited)
yeah this actually looks like a really cute couple.
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Somehow this guy managed to make falling down the stairs look suave...
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chi-wei shen 6 years ago
"If you want something done right, you gotta do it yourself." At least you have to outline what you want and check at every step.
Cristina Sacchi 6 years ago
😂😂😂... didn't you ask what he planned to cook? Or give him a list of food not to present - i.e. hot dogs... 🤦♀️
Whatevers not taken 6 years ago
NO. READ THE FIRST LINE. Dad was in charge of food. If they didn't tell him what they wanted, then it was their fault. End of story. No guilt.
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My father would do something like that but everyone knows he would so he isn’t trusted with stuff like that. Brilliant engineer but very simple outside of that. He gave my mother a bathroom scale for their anniversary one time cause he last minute remembered she wanted a new one months earlier. They’ve been divorced 35 years.....
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Mommyofboth 6 years ago
My ex was a groomsman in my wedding. He's really good friends with my husband. We all get along well and spend a lot of time together (including his wife and our kids). Not everyone hates each other after a breakup.
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Foxxy 6 years ago
Hope it was before the signing of the papers so the bride to be could leave the dirty rat at the altar. EDIT: Oops, I read the post wrong. He isn’t the dirty rat, the ex is.
chi-wei shen 6 years ago
The only dirty rat was the former girlfriend reading old love letters.
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Why was she even asked to talk at the wedding let alone why was she there
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Leodavinci 6 years ago
Well, to be honest, the first wo look like black dresses with white stripes, while the last look like a white dress with black stripes.
Naomi Armitage 6 years ago
Hoping the cousin wasn't the daughter of the aunt. That would be super awkward.
Jack Lambrecht 6 years ago (edited)
The first picture is the same woman as the third- they both are wearing pearls, and haircut is the same
Joyce Plaate 4 years ago (edited)
Look closer. Different pearlstrings, different earrings, different bracelets.
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Dani 6 years ago
It would have been an awesome surprise if it was brief...
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Kimberly Young 6 years ago
That would have been a really cool surprise if it had only been a short performance.
Teresa Wright 6 years ago
Your wedding, just ask them to stop instead of looking grumpy..or join in
Blue Cicada 6 years ago
If it is an expression of my cultural heritage, or an appreciation of the local cultural heritage, that would be so awesome! If it is a practical joke, The father has shown himself to be, publicly, a major a*****e. If he is like this in public, how is he in private? How does he treat his wife and son? How will his son treat his wife and children?
Taryn Wallace 6 years ago
I love that the wife looks so mad and the husband looks like he is having the best time of his life lol
Bettina Jansen 6 years ago
How long (or short) was the reception time ? Why hire traditionnal dancers ? More backstory, please.
Blue Cicada 6 years ago
If this prank had been played on me, as the bride, I would be mortified on behalf of the dancers. I would make a public announcement, at the reception, asking my guests to please donate to a charity close to the heart of the dancers. Out of respect to the dancers, I don't think I would announce to the guests that this was a prank. I don't know if I could even bring myself to tell the dancers during the event that it was a prank. I would probably want to communicate that with them very soon after. This is so upsetting, though. I would seek couple's counseling immediately. We either have to deal, as a couple, with an a*****e family member, or I have to deal with the fact that I married a man who thinks that disrespecting a culture and ruining a couple's public celebration is funny.
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Jennifer Erdossy 6 years ago
seriously? my aunt gave my uncle (after the divorce) a pass for weddings. he never paid child support and had a warrant on that basis, and she could have easily gotten him into major trouble. (he worked under the table just so he could screw her over.) but she had the grace to not ruin their kids' events - not that anyone gave her credit for it. SMDH
Alex Bailey 6 years ago
There's always someone worse out there - small comfort I know!
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Wil Vanderheijden 6 years ago
Perhaps that was his performance? If he was a good singer I can't see anything wrong with that....
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Mary Popps 6 years ago
But... why do you say she was a stripper ? it has nothing to do with history.
Bubble tea 🤗 6 years ago
Wait he brought a mistress?!?! That’s horrible on its own. Or is this in the south?
Jess-a-men 6 years ago
Not a mistress, a girlfriend who happened to work as a stripper. I don't think the guy was married.
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Flare 6 years ago
there should not have been any weddings the day the pope died, just a day of mourning.
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Grumble O'Pug 6 years ago
You’ve never planned a wedding have you. Not a question
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Sarah Schmidt 6 years ago
Why would he want to leave her then? Looks like he is just not a d**k
Benderong 6 years ago
It was funny, why downvoted. Dark humour is good, ignore if it's not for you
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RaroaRaroa 6 years ago
Could have been one of those mothers who hates all of her son's girlfriends. Wants to keep her little boy's attention on herself.
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Chris Watson 6 years ago
I could say your MIL is a b***h. But if she asked you first, and went ahead with your permission, great!
Ronel du Plessis 6 years ago
Sounds like something my MIL would do. They brought coolers with alcohol, because A cash bar is too expensive. F*****g cheap skate.
Evil Little Thing 6 years ago
I mean... if you served a vegan menu I can kinda understand where she's coming from.
Wil Vanderheijden 6 years ago
Even if they served only vegan, then you still have to act like you're a decent human being and eat what is served. It's not like you die when you don't eat meat for once.
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RaroaRaroa 6 years ago
And kind of completely unbelievable that no one stopped him.
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Wil Vanderheijden 6 years ago
Sorry, but a wedding is not an "all you can drink until you're passed out on the floor" event.
Alex Bailey 6 years ago
I wish my sister had realised that at every family wedding she's ever been to.
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Ivana 6 years ago
The cake normally taste bad anyway. It severed its purpose of being a center piece.
Rosie Hamilton 6 years ago
Depends on the cake - I had a chocolate orange cake and it was gorgeous!
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Wil Vanderheijden 6 years ago
I'm sorry? On the day of the wedding the bride is the one in power. The bride should have sent the mother home and have the wedding as she wanted it. And where was the groom?
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Foxxy 6 years ago
My MIL was 30 mins late to my wedding and because she had my daughter who was flower girl I couldn’t start without her. I later found out that she was late because she wanted to finish her cup of tea. She was also in charge of bringing the stereo to play the song I was going to walk down the aisle too. She forgot so our friend played the song on his car stereo. We had a juke box for music and were dancing to the chicken dance when the top of my dress popped open and I wasn’t wearing a bra so I quickly ran into the kitchen so my SIL could do the zipper back up. My daughter decided to do a poo explosion through her nappy and went all over her dress so my In-laws took her to their house, washed her and she spent the rest of the wedding in track pants and a jumper. But even with all these things I had the best time, I loved my wedding. The only thing I would have changed is the photographer, I should have hired a professional instead of cutting costs and using a family friend.
Dilly Millandry 6 years ago
If it's any consolation my sister ended up paying a fortune for her photographer and he wasn't that good. My photos were actually better (good camera).
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ZombieGirl5591 6 years ago
I went to an old friend's wedding...hadn't seen her in years but we were best of friends all through our childhood. Somehow I got put in charge of cutting the cake for everyone. I ended up cutting it so the structure that holds up the top tiers came loose and the cake toppled over. Cake went everywhere.
Leo Domitrix 6 years ago
I was a bridesmaid four times, and schedule for a fifth. During one marriage ceremony, the priest's sermon included the word "Divorce" exactly 13 times. Yes, I counted. And, yes, they ended up divorced. And this was the priest that did their premarital couples counseling... What-the-what?!
Night Owl 6 years ago
"And this was the priest that did their premarital couples counseling" Makes sense. He got to know the couple and works with people professionally so probably knows people really well so he made an informed guess or simply listened to his gut feeling --- which doesn't excuse him using the word that much during the wedding ceremony (should have talked to them in private instead), unless he improvised and did it subconsciously
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athornedrose 6 years ago
my cousin did not believe us when we told her we were too large breasted to wear strapless bridesmaid dresses. Her maid of honor bowed at the alter at the beginning of the ceremony and completely came out of the top. flashed the alter.
Octavia Hansen 6 years ago
As a punk in the 90s, I had PINK hair. Went through my sis's wedding rehearsal with pink, then went home that night and rinsed it to black for her next day, the big day. She cried her thank you. She was not going to ask me to change . . . but . . . I did NOT want her wedding pictures to have a BOZO with pink hair, for the rest of her life. I changed my hair back after the weekend . . . Love you, sis!
Random Panda 6 years ago (edited)
In my country we have a whole tradition for the bride and groom's entrance to the reception. You have to do a bunch of things, but the the very first is the bride has to kick over a small metal pot full of water (resembling a tiny cauldron) laid on the floor. The spilled water in your path would bring luck and happiness. Of course I couldn't turn it over on my first try. On my second I kicked the thing too hard and sent a metal missile flying at my mother's feet. Luckily she stepped out of the way on time. I still don't know how we're supposed to take it. We had a good laugh about it though.
Rachel Franke 6 years ago
My cousin got married to a girl from an extremely old-fashioned family, and she wanted her first kiss to be her wedding kiss. Nothing wrong with that, expect they definitely did not plan how the kiss would go. On their first attempt, he knocked off her glasses. On the second attempt, she hit her tooth on his nose. They finally landed the kiss on Attempt #3.
Ivana 6 years ago
I am gonna say that about half should be listed on r/thathappened. But funny non the less.
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Foxxy 6 years ago
My MIL was 30 mins late to my wedding and because she had my daughter who was flower girl I couldn’t start without her. I later found out that she was late because she wanted to finish her cup of tea. She was also in charge of bringing the stereo to play the song I was going to walk down the aisle too. She forgot so our friend played the song on his car stereo. We had a juke box for music and were dancing to the chicken dance when the top of my dress popped open and I wasn’t wearing a bra so I quickly ran into the kitchen so my SIL could do the zipper back up. My daughter decided to do a poo explosion through her nappy and went all over her dress so my In-laws took her to their house, washed her and she spent the rest of the wedding in track pants and a jumper. But even with all these things I had the best time, I loved my wedding. The only thing I would have changed is the photographer, I should have hired a professional instead of cutting costs and using a family friend.
Dilly Millandry 6 years ago
If it's any consolation my sister ended up paying a fortune for her photographer and he wasn't that good. My photos were actually better (good camera).
Load More Replies... ZombieGirl5591 6 years ago
I went to an old friend's wedding...hadn't seen her in years but we were best of friends all through our childhood. Somehow I got put in charge of cutting the cake for everyone. I ended up cutting it so the structure that holds up the top tiers came loose and the cake toppled over. Cake went everywhere.
Leo Domitrix 6 years ago
I was a bridesmaid four times, and schedule for a fifth. During one marriage ceremony, the priest's sermon included the word "Divorce" exactly 13 times. Yes, I counted. And, yes, they ended up divorced. And this was the priest that did their premarital couples counseling... What-the-what?!
Night Owl 6 years ago
"And this was the priest that did their premarital couples counseling" Makes sense. He got to know the couple and works with people professionally so probably knows people really well so he made an informed guess or simply listened to his gut feeling --- which doesn't excuse him using the word that much during the wedding ceremony (should have talked to them in private instead), unless he improvised and did it subconsciously
Load More Replies... athornedrose 6 years ago
my cousin did not believe us when we told her we were too large breasted to wear strapless bridesmaid dresses. Her maid of honor bowed at the alter at the beginning of the ceremony and completely came out of the top. flashed the alter.
Octavia Hansen 6 years ago
As a punk in the 90s, I had PINK hair. Went through my sis's wedding rehearsal with pink, then went home that night and rinsed it to black for her next day, the big day. She cried her thank you. She was not going to ask me to change . . . but . . . I did NOT want her wedding pictures to have a BOZO with pink hair, for the rest of her life. I changed my hair back after the weekend . . . Love you, sis!
Random Panda 6 years ago (edited)
In my country we have a whole tradition for the bride and groom's entrance to the reception. You have to do a bunch of things, but the the very first is the bride has to kick over a small metal pot full of water (resembling a tiny cauldron) laid on the floor. The spilled water in your path would bring luck and happiness. Of course I couldn't turn it over on my first try. On my second I kicked the thing too hard and sent a metal missile flying at my mother's feet. Luckily she stepped out of the way on time. I still don't know how we're supposed to take it. We had a good laugh about it though.
Rachel Franke 6 years ago
My cousin got married to a girl from an extremely old-fashioned family, and she wanted her first kiss to be her wedding kiss. Nothing wrong with that, expect they definitely did not plan how the kiss would go. On their first attempt, he knocked off her glasses. On the second attempt, she hit her tooth on his nose. They finally landed the kiss on Attempt #3.
Ivana 6 years ago
I am gonna say that about half should be listed on r/thathappened. But funny non the less.
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