My MIL was 30 mins late to my wedding and because she had my daughter who was flower girl I couldn’t start without her. I later found out that she was late because she wanted to finish her cup of tea. She was also in charge of bringing the stereo to play the song I was going to walk down the aisle too. She forgot so our friend played the song on his car stereo. We had a juke box for music and were dancing to the chicken dance when the top of my dress popped open and I wasn’t wearing a bra so I quickly ran into the kitchen so my SIL could do the zipper back up. My daughter decided to do a poo explosion through her nappy and went all over her dress so my In-laws took her to their house, washed her and she spent the rest of the wedding in track pants and a jumper. But even with all these things I had the best time, I loved my wedding. The only thing I would have changed is the photographer, I should have hired a professional instead of cutting costs and using a family friend.

I was a bridesmaid four times, and schedule for a fifth. During one marriage ceremony, the priest's sermon included the word "Divorce" exactly 13 times. Yes, I counted. And, yes, they ended up divorced. And this was the priest that did their premarital couples counseling... What-the-what?!

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In my country we have a whole tradition for the bride and groom's entrance to the reception. You have to do a bunch of things, but the the very first is the bride has to kick over a small metal pot full of water (resembling a tiny cauldron) laid on the floor. The spilled water in your path would bring luck and happiness. Of course I couldn't turn it over on my first try. On my second I kicked the thing too hard and sent a metal missile flying at my mother's feet. Luckily she stepped out of the way on time. I still don't know how we're supposed to take it. We had a good laugh about it though.

Some of these have me r/thathappened vibes, but some were quite funny

With my first wedding (this SHOULD have been an indication) SOOO many things went wrong: 1) the photographer wanted to get pictures of the girls down by the river ahead of the ceremony, so she told me she would take me down to the river in her van (because of my poofy dress) but she told me to sit in the front because she had children and who KNOWS what kinda sticky mess was back there....I get out of her van and my mom starts crying...I am like I know mom it's an emotional day..she said...no...you have blue ink ALL down the back of my dress...so I tried to laugh it off saying it was my something blue. 2) At that point we decided to go to the dry cleaners to see if they had ANYTHING to take out the ink...and if you have seen my big fat greek wedding, there was this little greek guy spraying windex on the back of my dress to try and take out the stain (didn't work) 3) at this point someone was sent ahead to tell my ex that I was going to be late...to my own wedding...and why I was late

My husband and I were on a really tight budget and are not fans of large weddings, so we wanted just to have ceremonies with best man and maid of honor and a lunch later, with sth for families later on, if even. My FIL didn't agree with that, so basically his side of family showed up in front of municipality and we learned of that shortly before, and instead of lunch we ended up at my in-laws' house. I am not a bridezilla, I like those people and do not regret having them at my wedding, but I do feel aggravated that we didn't know of that, and thus my side of the family didn't attend the wedding (let's have 'em all then). Oh, and my first maid of honor couldn't make it due to family obligations, and even though I loved my actual m.o.h., I could've picked up a better one by holding up a sign in the middle of main street on another continent, saying First one who says yes gets the title. All photos are horrible one way or another. So, there. XD

My sister and her husband spent a small fortune on their wedding (I mean a ridiculous amount of money for what was essentially a 6 hour party). It was beautiful, sure. The reception was at an upscale restaurant on the beach (Salty's on Alki in Seattle). We had spent an entire afternoon tasting cakes at Edible Cakes & Monuments. She had chosen a a very tasteful & elegant cake, 3 tiers, nothing over the top. So we get to the reception and this HIDEOUS cake had been set up in the corner. It had BLUE roses cascading down the side of all 6 tiers, and they were melting due to the heat. She called the bakery the following week and they basically refused to refund her money (it was right around $500), even though she had pictures of the cake she ordered and the cake she received. We had to picket in front of their store before she got her refund. Not surprisingly - they went out of business less than a year later.

Dogs should be in every wedding. When my cousin got married, she insisted on having her spoiled rotten doberman there. Right when it got to the vows, the dobie started wailing for attention. They tied his leash to a chair with the MIL sitting on it send thr dog literally dragged the chair over to the couple. It wanted to be part of the ceremony...

Cake lady showed up with less than half we paid for, I put the ring on my husbands right hand instead of left and more than half of my family just didn’t show up.

My brother's wedding. Big Catholic ceremony.. The priest was a "little" tipsy. Never said their names. Completely skipped the vows. The entire "Do you take to be.. blah blah blah.. None of it

My wedding fail has to be the time I said "I do" I found out that 'my' 2 sons were not mine and she was sleeping with 5 men behind my back and 3 of them were random guys off the internet

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Let's just be an outlet for NBC. NBC and Jimmie Fallon don't get enough attention.