What a coincidence! Homicide is my language to!

And a tough one too!

I am in this comic.... I feel like a lot of people forget they have steering wheels and they forget how to read/recognize shapes when it comes to road signs.

And the worst part is you never clean under there so they're basically dead

Love this little detail of standing outside the frame. Really awesome.

Well, that's depressing.

I know people stubborn enough to spend eternity trying to.

i know im a cool blooded killer but a laser pointer is more interesting( oh and for the cat too)

I wish!

well it is fair, I have to say he is correct

As my sister used to put it: nope, too peopley out there.

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He's talking to me. Why is he doing that?

*SIGH* Ouch. And yes.

Always a disappointment for me

Garfield wisdom.

Never gonna happen

Amen

He's not wrong

Your old friend is my roommate

Why did I read the new guy's voice with a Scottish Accent?!

I bet it's a little area rug on a tiled floor, ya wee bastard

Perfect!

what type of snacks though?

A CALL BACK

EVERYONE at my job feels secure right now. They literally can't afford to lose even ONE person, one pair of hands.. this place is running us ragged

one comment for all these posts "what the heck are we living for if we have to face the same things after death".

You look great, black cat.. even if ya are a wee bastard

Lol