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Every now and then, we come across content online that causes a visceral reaction. Adorable photos of puppies might make your heart feel like it's bursting out of your chest, and heartwarming pics of fathers who love their children more than anything might make you shed a tear.

But unfortunately, it’s not only positive content that can make us feel something. Below, you’ll find a list of extremely frustrating posts from the Facepalm subreddit that might incinerate any faith you have left in humanity, as well as a conversation with Beowulf Rochlen, host of the Facepalm America podcast. We’ll warn you right now that you may not enjoy looking through these pics, but we hope you can manage to find the humor in some of them!

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Who Ever Runs That Station Is Dumb

Who Ever Runs That Station Is Dumb

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This should be at the top. In fact, this should be an article of its own it's so great. I HATE the trend towards stopping the homeless sleeping.

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There’s no question that the internet is full of facepalm-worthy posts. With fake news running rampant and terrible photoshop jobs all over social media, it’s not hard to find something that makes you question how it ended up online in the first place. And no one knows that better than the members of the Facepalm subreddit. This community, which was created in August 2009, has amassed an incredible 7.4 million members who love calling out the most frustrating and disappointing moments the world has ever seen.

While we’re all familiar with the experience of seeing something that makes us want to facepalm, it was not until relatively recently that this word made its way into dictionaries. According to Merriam-Webster, the earliest known use of the word ‘facepalm’ was found in a Google Group in 1996. “Christie facepalmed. ‘Well, her hair was red this morning, right? It's blonde now. You figure it out.’” Since then, however, the term has taken on many lives as not only a verb, but also a noun, adjective and interjection. It also finally made its way into the dictionary in 2017.

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N95

N95

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It amazes me there are dozens of ways being actively advertised to get cheap Viagra with commentary on how greedy corporations jack up the price per pill for it but Insulin is seen as a luxury.

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To learn more about the topic of facepalming from an expert, we reached out to Beowulf Rochlen, host of the Facepalm America podcast, who was kind enough to have a chat with Bored Panda about what inspired him to start his show. "I thought there needed to be a podcast that dealt with both issues in the news and with the many, many goofy things Americans are inclined to do," Beowulf shared. "So I launched a show on which I interview guests, chat with listeners, and discuss issues such as 'why do Americans have avocado anxiety?' and 'why is there a Speaker of the Pub in Washington DC?'"

We were also curious why the host thinks it's important to discuss these topics. "There’s a lot of serious news out there," he noted. "And while I don’t avoid that, I think that in order to process the negative, people need something that will make them laugh and keep them engaged with the world around them. Fortunately, Americans are experts at providing facepalm-worthy moments to laugh at, such as US Senators who declare they 'don’t want reality' and Florida sheriffs who send baby pacifiers to suspects."

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#4

"Lets Spent 10 Grand On Jewerly."

"Lets Spent 10 Grand On Jewerly."

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When it comes to how Beowulf decides what to discuss on Facepalm America, he told Bored Panda that he has no shortage of inspiration. "I find it difficult to turn on my phone or laptop and read the news without encountering a story that makes me want to bury my face in my hand in order to avert my eyes from the silliness and stupidity being described," he shared.

"But I filter through the news every day to find stories every day that seem to me to strike the right balance of informative and inane. While I suppose I should be used this kind of thing by now, I was taken aback by a story that outlined a new law that would allow 14-year-olds to be bartenders and another in which San Francisco was proposing to use killer robots in their city," the host continued.

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We also asked Beowulf if he believes Americans are particularly prone to doing facepalm-worthy things. "When it comes to facepalmery, I think that America is still number one," he noted. "But that doesn’t mean other countries are giving up. Many people I know are proponents of American exceptionalism when it comes to being facepalm-worthy. But I think that all people around the world are created equal when it comes to their potential for engaging in behavior that just leaves you shaking your head."

If you're interested in listening to some great, facepalm-worthy content, be sure to check out Beowulf's show Facepalm America on Apple PodcastsSpotify, or wherever you listen to podcasts. And for more information or to connect with the show, you can find their website right here!

#7

Such A Dumba*s

Such A Dumba*s

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

if you actually loved him you would've let him take one of the scholarships

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#8

What About Nurses Who Wear Them 8 To 10 Hours A Day

What About Nurses Who Wear Them 8 To 10 Hours A Day

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Due to how popular facepalming has become, it’s not hard to find compilations online of the most facepalm-worthy moments CEOs, Donald Trump, and celebrities are guilty of. And while everyone is capable of having a ditzy moment or making a stupid mistake every now and then, all of these facepalm worthy moments do beg the question: are people getting dumber? Well, according to new research from the United States, it appears that Americans actually might be. Studies analyzing the IQs of citizens in the US have found that their intelligence scores in logic and vocabulary, visual problem solving and analogies, and computational and mathematical abilities have declined in recent years.     

#10

Now I Get It!

Now I Get It!

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Katie Lutesinger
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The whole nonsense inspired me to write a short story in which people react to the zombie apocalypse the same way people reacted to the pandemic. One guy tries to remove a zombie's "mask" to prove it's just an actor and gets eaten alive while yelling about how it's all just a hoax. Yeah, a hoax that just pulled your spleen out.

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#12

Cancelling Orders Because Of Some Rainbow Cookies Smh

Cancelling Orders Because Of Some Rainbow Cookies Smh

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hang on! This happened but then people (nice ones LOL) came and there was a long queue of people lining up at the store to buy the cookies.

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Some proposed explanations for America’s declining intelligence are unhealthy modern diets, increasingly trashy media or a decrease in the quality of education systems and the prevalence of reading, Jessica Stillman at Inc. explains. But she notes that it’s impossible to know exactly what caused the decline in IQ scores, it might even be a technical detail of the IQ tests themselves, meaning we have no reason to fear that we’re getting dumber. “IQ tests generally measure crystallized intelligence more, so changes in schooling that de-emphasize memorization might be driving a decline in scores,” Stillman writes. “If this explanation is true, students remain as smart as ever (just way more reliant on Google).”

#13

Foreign Sounding Name = Must Be Immigrant = Must Suck At English. Logic 101

Foreign Sounding Name = Must Be Immigrant = Must Suck At English. Logic 101

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A lot of immigrants speak two or more languages fluently, which I'll have a guess is one more than this guy. :/

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While not every post on this list features exclusively online interactions, many of them do. And there’s a chance that many of us just say dumber things online than we would in real life. According to a piece Rich Duncan wrote for The New York Times, the internet seems to amplify the stupid things that we do and say. “You can get a perfect score on your SATs and it will barely register in a world of 200 million tweets a day. But give just one stupid answer in a beauty pageant, and you’ll be the laughingstock of the world before you have time to clear your name on the next morning’s Today show,” Duncan explains.

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#16

You Hate To See It

You Hate To See It

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There is one mistake in this text : Bill Gates doesn’t hop on the internet to read what these morons write, he’s wise enough to mute them. And to avoid social networks to start with.

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They're Confused

They're Confused

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And you might be confused why a homeless person, who may be hoping to get a call from social services or possibly a new employer, would be carrying a phone?

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While some like to argue that the internet is making us stupider, as we can rely on Google to solve all of our problems and we’re often confronted with ridiculous views on the world from questionable influencers who probably shouldn’t have platforms, Brian Resnick at Vox has a more optimistic take on the issue. He claims that the internet isn’t making us stupider, but instead more humble. When we know that the answers to our questions are actually out there, a simple Google search away, we’re less likely to spew our beliefs when we’re not 100% sure they’re correct. We recognize that we might not actually know all the answers, but someone, or something, out there does.

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Incredible

Incredible

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hans, you ignorant slutboy, how about you take a look at the Koran? I think you’ll find a lot of it sounds really familiar, because a good portion of it is just like the Bible. The golden rule, the stories and parables are essentially the same, just from another culture’s perspective. If religion is so important to you, don’t limit yourself to just studying your own. Expand your mind and study other religions too. Hell, at least take a Comparative Religions course, ffs. Your head will explode when you find out just how much alike we all are.

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#21

It Would Have Been Nice A Heads Up

It Would Have Been Nice A Heads Up

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

“Good to meet you. I’m here to take over where your grandpa left off.”

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Resnick also notes that having the vast knowledge of the internet available to us also raises the stakes for us to be correct. If your child asks you what the capital of Argentina is, you might not just blurt out the first city that comes to your mind, but instead take a moment to wonder if it really is Buenos Aires. “Whether this is good or bad depends on context,” Resnick writes. “But here's an optimistic takeaway: It's not so bad for us to be reminded there's an impossibly large amount of information in the world, to take a step back and be humbled and in awe of it.”

#22

Safety Precaution Is Not 100%

Safety Precaution Is Not 100%

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#23

Hear Me Out

Hear Me Out

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or praising a little kid for selling lemonade (or whatever it was) to pay off his fellow elementary classmates overdue thousands of dollars in lunch money so the kids could finally be allowed to eat lunch again? Or the high school science kids who built a remote control wheelchair for a kid since the kids insurance wont cover it? Or the woman who walks 15 miles a day to get to work and back because blah blah blah blah....... These "Feel good" stories are anything but. They just prove how awful the USA is.

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#24

Well You're Not Wrong

Well You're Not Wrong

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

if the air conditioning works, why the heater? if the heaterworks, then why the air conditioning, if both work, why blankets?

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It seems that there are infinite things online that might make you facepalm nowadays, but try not to lose faith in the world because of that. It’s likely that people were always doing and saying ridiculous things that would make you shake your head, but unfortunately, these actions are now immortalized online. If you want to follow a feed that brings you as few facepalm moments as possible, consider following uplifting pages and not clicking on news articles with headlines that already have you rolling your eyes. Sometimes, it’s okay to avoid information you know will frustrate you. 

#25

A First-Person Autobiography?!

A First-Person Autobiography?!

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Greatest egotist of all time"...except of course for his successor who loved to plaster his name on anything and everything, uses his name as a trademark, won't read anything unless his name is in it etc. Americans, please make sure you don't make the same mistake in 2024, since it impacts upon the rest of us too

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#26

Wearing Shoes Not Necessary For Our Survival !

Wearing Shoes Not Necessary For Our Survival !

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#27

She Didn't Deserve It

She Didn't Deserve It

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We hope we haven’t frustrated you too much with the photos on this list, pandas. Keep upvoting the ones that make you want to facepalm, and feel free to share some of the most facepalm-worthy moments you’ve ever witnessed in the comments below. Then, if you’re interested in checking out another Bored Panda article featuring photos that might make you lose faith in humanity, you can find another list on this same topic right here!  

#28

Correct

Correct

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#29

They Really Have Gotten To Us

They Really Have Gotten To Us

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My school: we can’t possibly make you wear a mask and pfft nobody cares about the guy wearing disgusting sexual sweatshirts- OH NO YOU CAN SEE HER BRA STRAPS WHAT IS THIS ANARCHY?!?!

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#30

Logic 100

Logic 100

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Why are you so fat?" "Because every time I have sex with your wife she gives me a biscuit."

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#33

One Person Still Counts As "Somebody"

One Person Still Counts As "Somebody"

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The barista should then have completely ignored the customer, seeing how there was no one there...

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#34

That’s The Point Of The Book!

That’s The Point Of The Book!

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Katie Lutesinger
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Definitely don't read anything that makes you uncomfortable. You might end up learning something and we can't have that. Especially not in a school.

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#38

All Zero Of Them

All Zero Of Them

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#39

Technically The Truth

Technically The Truth

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Bouche, Audi, and Shyla, oh my!
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They prefer the quarter [of a] pound burger to the third [of a] pound, because everyone knows four is bigger than three.

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#40

Not That Hard

Not That Hard

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Donkeywheel
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

« Military time » 😂 Most of the countries in the world use the 24 format and it has nothing to do with the military. it’s so much more logical and practical (the reason why the military uses it) As usual, look who seems unable to do such a simple task..

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#42

It's A Great Time To Be A White Debt Collector

It's A Great Time To Be A White Debt Collector

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#44

It Would All Become A Giant Conspiracy

It Would All Become A Giant Conspiracy

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Shroomate
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or rich people could just pay their workers decent salaries, and pay more taxes, so the world wouldn't be dependent on the whims of rich people.

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#45

I Can't Stop Laughing At This. I Have No Words

I Can't Stop Laughing At This. I Have No Words

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I do wish to point out that some gas stoves, like my father's for instance, have a safety feature that hard locks if there is no power. So not necessarily.

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#46

Disgusting

Disgusting

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Lucille 2
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

“We want all these first world luxuries! But the people who provide them don’t deserve a living wage! But if you’re not happy with your job, you should work hard and get an education and a better-paying one! It’s your own fault if you don’t get paid enough! Wait why aren’t people staying in low-earning jobs?”

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#47

Must Be Those Damn Phones!

Must Be Those Damn Phones!

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, I work for the state government. The legislators recently voted to give themselves 5.5 percent raises, which the Governor has to fix because it's legally capped at 5, while they are trying to double how much I pay for health insurance for me and my child and give us the lowest raise they can think of.

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#50

Suspended For Showing The Truth?

Suspended For Showing The Truth?

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Kira Okah
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wasn't this because the school was trying to hide that it wasn't following Covid social distancing rules, or something to that effect?

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#51

Hospital Bill

Hospital Bill

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The moon flag has been bleached white by solar radiation by now. So if any aliens find it, it'll look like Richard Nixon surrendered to the moon.

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#52

So Much For “Pro-Life”

So Much For “Pro-Life”

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#53

An 8 Year Old Shouldn’t Have To Do This

An 8 Year Old Shouldn’t Have To Do This

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Sarra R
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

THIS is the "Feel good" story I was trying to remember that I wrote in a comment way above somewhere on another entry. "Feel good" stories aren't at all. They just prove how s****y the USA is.

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#54

Am I Out Of Touch? No, It's The Decades Of Science That Are Wrong

Am I Out Of Touch? No, It's The Decades Of Science That Are Wrong

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Ace
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The fact that you want to write about something you've already decided is dangerous before doing any sort of research also casts some doubt about the validity of your thesis. I always thought the idea was to do the research first, before reaching and publishing your conclusion.

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#55

Slayed

Slayed

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Louie Peter Way
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

SIMS, the new school system popular in the uk, has facial and fingerprint recognitiion of students, teachers and caretakers

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#56

Yeah, How Dare He

Yeah, How Dare He

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Sarra R
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These Repubs will make up bs about anything and everything just to .... hell, I don't even know what they're thinking any more. I just know they're destroying the Country and trying to blame it on peace loving and peace wanting Dems and Liberals.

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#57

"Going Everywhere"

"Going Everywhere"

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Lucille 2
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

“I have personally never seen a zebra. That means zebras can’t possibly exist.”

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#59

Just... W H A T ?

Just... W H A T ?

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Sandra Morison
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah.......just think those that get vaccinated are less likely to catch it.....wonder how that works

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#60

I Get Why Her State Is Last In Education

I Get Why Her State Is Last In Education

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#62

This Is Always Good For A Laugh

This Is Always Good For A Laugh

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It was several centuries before anything was actually written down. before then, all these stories were handed down by word of mouth. How many here recall playing 'Chinese whispers' at school? And even then, when they were written down, various translations would change words/sentences to suit different languages. No, the Bible isn't 'The Word of God'. it's a collection of stories that have been handed down and changed over a long time.

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#63

Sorry Buddy, Is Not Christmas Yet

Sorry Buddy, Is Not Christmas Yet

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#65

That’s A Special Kind Of Idiot

That’s A Special Kind Of Idiot

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Prior to 2016 I really thought North America as a whole had made a lot of progress addressing racism and becoming accepting and tolerant of differences …boy was I wrong

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#66

The Same Cost All Along

The Same Cost All Along

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is messed up in so many ways. That is like a company saying they cant afford to give you a raise but when you find another job with better wages and benefits, money is now available to match or pay more.

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#69

Wow, A Train That Runs Without Tracks!

Wow, A Train That Runs Without Tracks!

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Woah What Observation

Woah What Observation

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I flip it over because the shiny reflection distracts my tiny bird brain lmao

Catman (He/Him)
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I flip it over because I don't like my notifactions to be seen publicly. I just don't want anyone knowing anything about me I didn't tell them.

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Pigeonvonbirb
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I flip it bc I'll probably get distracted by it. Plus isn't it more respectful when you put your phone face down when talking to someone? I was taught that

Linda R
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't actually "flip" mine over; it's just the position it is in my hand when I put it down.

Dave Hinckley
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I keep the phone away from my food because I haven't cleaned it in, wait, I've never cleaned it.

Yer maw 󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I just keep my phone in my tiny woman pocket or bag usually, I don't see the need to have it on the table in the first place. I tell my kids to put their phones away at the table, would be hypocritical of me to then have mine out. But then I'm also that person who doesn't look at her phone for days at a time, I'm awful.

Phoenix
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lest you get distracted by all the other women you're hiding on your phone. /j

Saeyoul Akiyune
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To me, it shows respect, especially if you're with someone other than yourself, like eating or hanging out. I can't go anywhere without my phone (because, you know, obviously reasons being age 25) and I have to it in sight because I know my dumbass will probably leave it somewhere (done it before), sooo. To each his own, right?

KieLeaHar
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If I’m out eating I usually have my phone in my bag. I’m too easily distracted if it lights up because I’m an idiot and I’m too paranoid about forgetting and leaving it behind and losing it. Phones are too expensive to have to replace LOL

Lene
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't bring it to the table. I keep it in my bag unless I need to chech up on something relevant to our conversation. Am I weird???? 😳

Show thyself
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes - I hide my notifications to focus on you. We both don't need to be distracted by 'your order of 3 butchers knifes, duct tape, painters foil hast been delivered' & 'meet with [Insert own Name]'

SkekVi
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I put my phone on silent and don't even take it out of my bag....

No Clue
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have a bright phone cover because I constantly misplace my phone otherwise. But if I don't flip my phone over, the case can't help me! 🙃

Asher Tye
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I flip my phone over because... Wait, no I don't. Congrats, meet the competition for you boring people. 😈

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#71

It's A Funny Facepalm Though

It's A Funny Facepalm Though

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#73

Imagine Someone Requiring You To Have 4 Years Of Experience On An Api That Has Been Around For 1.5 Years

Imagine Someone Requiring You To Have 4 Years Of Experience On An Api That Has Been Around For 1.5 Years

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#75

I Wonder Why America Is So Unhappy?

I Wonder Why America Is So Unhappy?

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Rena
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nearly a month paid vacation sounds pretty bad for most europeans. In germany it is minimum 5 weeks, the standard is 6.

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#76

Throwback To When The White House Secretary Posted His Password Publicly 2 Days In A Row

Throwback To When The White House Secretary Posted His Password Publicly 2 Days In A Row

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#77

Buzzfeed Asking To Be Left In The Dirt

Buzzfeed Asking To Be Left In The Dirt

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#78

Apparently There’s Something Wrong With Using A Stock Photo

Apparently There’s Something Wrong With Using A Stock Photo

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Jaya
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've written this before, but I was also very surprised that such a big production as Aquaman uses stock photos instead of hiring a photographer to create photos specifically to them. Not saying that is a better choice, just saying this is not what I was expecting.

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#79

"But Thats Soshulism"

"But Thats Soshulism"

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AndThenICommented
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yep. Beefy cheesy burrito at Taco Bell 🇦🇺 is $3.33 USD ($4.45 AUD) equivalent to a Cheesy double beef burrito (between $2 USD and $2.99 USD)… AUS national minimum wage is $23.23 AUD (roughly $17.43 adjusted where $1 USD = $0.75 AUD). Hopefully some find this informative

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#81

Grim Reaper Supporting Karens On Their Protest To Open Schools

Grim Reaper Supporting Karens On Their Protest To Open Schools

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Generic Post

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#86

Did She Look At The Picture At All???

Did She Look At The Picture At All???

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#87

Japanese Woman Is Accused Of Appropriating Her Own Culture

Japanese Woman Is Accused Of Appropriating Her Own Culture

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Angieeee
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ugh I hate all these people complaining about cultural appropriation anyway... FFS it's more cultural appreciation

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#88

What Are You Doing Here, Boss?

What Are You Doing Here, Boss?

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Shannon Mallory
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And he would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for those meddling kids!

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#90

Real Friends Would Understand Why They Haven't Reached Out Or Not Hold It Against You

Real Friends Would Understand Why They Haven't Reached Out Or Not Hold It Against You

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#91

I’ve Seen This Movie Before

I’ve Seen This Movie Before

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#92

Yoga>homeless People

Yoga>homeless People

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#93

Same

Same

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Tucker Cahooter
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And the rest of the world waits with bated breath to see what the number will be in 2024...

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#95

Wut?

Wut?

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#96

Oh No, Not My Beloved Private Insurance That Doesn't Cover Anything

Oh No, Not My Beloved Private Insurance That Doesn't Cover Anything

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Edward Treen
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Total BS. We have universal healthcare in the UK - AND we have a thriving Private Insurance industry (BUPA, etc.) for those who want the choice. But then, it's been a long time since the NYT was known for sensible and reasoned journalism.

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#97

You Don't Know Anything

You Don't Know Anything

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#100

‘Wait, I Have To Vote For Him To Win?’ - Some Idiot, Probably

‘Wait, I Have To Vote For Him To Win?’ - Some Idiot, Probably

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#101

Why

Why

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Tucker Cahooter
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe they have realised they are outrageously overpriced, thanks to a cartel, and they are better off saving their money for something worthwhile

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#102

I'm Stuck On That Too

I'm Stuck On That Too

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#103

I Had To Teach A Historical Geology Class Because The Geologist Who Was Supposed To Teach Is Was A Young Earth Creationist

I Had To Teach A Historical Geology Class Because The Geologist Who Was Supposed To Teach Is Was A Young Earth Creationist

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#104

Fcc Has Been Using Dead Peoples Accounts To Shill For Ending Net Neutrality

Fcc Has Been Using Dead Peoples Accounts To Shill For Ending Net Neutrality

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#105

Not A True Catholic!

Not A True Catholic!

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Libstak
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Jesus prayed with, healed and preached to the prostitutes, lepers,homesless and tax collectors, they were the family that needed his love the most.

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#106

Brainwashed!

Brainwashed!

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#109

Can’t Do Anything About Noncompliance With Mandatory Public Orders.. Sure

Can’t Do Anything About Noncompliance With Mandatory Public Orders.. Sure

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My APHuG teacher told the class that he dosent say anything about dress codes because as a male teacher he feels that telling girls that he thinks their clothes are too skimpy makes him seem like he is viewing them in a sexual manner. And I agree, because if u can't keep your eyes to yourself that's your fault, not the fault of the other person's wardrobe.

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#110

It-It's Almost As If Services Become Easier With A Modernized World? And That Baby Boomers Laughing That Millennials Can't Use A Rotary Phone Is-Pathetic?

It-It's Almost As If Services Become Easier With A Modernized World? And That Baby Boomers Laughing That Millennials Can't Use A Rotary Phone Is-Pathetic?

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The Scout
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Generally expected skill sets always are matched to the specific time and place they are needed. Unfortunately, when it comes to DIY skills, the problem is more that those have not been properly passed on - by the exact generation that now complains about the new generations not having them. So this is acutally a Baby Boomer teaching fail, not a Milennial burn.

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#111

You're Standing Right In Front Of The Best Example In The Whole World That Proves That Walls Don't Work

You're Standing Right In Front Of The Best Example In The Whole World That Proves That Walls Don't Work

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#112

The Wrong People Have Money

The Wrong People Have Money

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Kira Okah
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So I looked into this - she didn't find out about it until after the gofundme was posted, she promoted it after donating the missing part of the initial goal as it was 5k off goal, the goal ended up having to be increased due to increased costs, her promotion increased the donations by a lot. She actually paid off the initial goal in full, costs increased after her promotion. And I can see that I am going to have to add this to this one too - giving additional details or context doesn't equate to my opinion. This is what I am doing.

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#113

America Is F**ked

America Is F**ked

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#114

Asking For A Friend

Asking For A Friend

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Timmy Pillinger
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These are the people who chose a womamizing movie star whose wife kept an astrologer over a humble peanut farmer who wondered whether his actions would convince people he followed Jesus.

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#115

How Can People Break-Up For Such Stupid Reasons!

How Can People Break-Up For Such Stupid Reasons!

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#116

This Teacher Thinks Is The Same To Teach In 2020

This Teacher Thinks Is The Same To Teach In 2020

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AngelWingsYT
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Great ot see you still have to ask to pee in your own home. No wonder kids become f****d up older n in the real world

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#117

How Is This Ok?

How Is This Ok?

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Kira Okah
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wanted context so looked up both articles. The first has a mandatory minimum sentence of 5 years in Utah and up to 40 (possession with intent to distribute). The second was a plea deal that lessened the charge and she got one year with 14 probation - which is being fought against because no one is agreeing with that grossly low sentence. The first guy was drug smuggling, the second is widely agreed to be a gross miscarriage of justice. NO OPINIONS ARE BEING OFFERED HERE, THIS IS ONLY CONTEXT.

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#118

Wow Sooo Brave

Wow Sooo Brave

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#119

Karen Decides That Children’s Fun Isn’t Enough Of A Reason To Have A Tree House

Karen Decides That Children’s Fun Isn’t Enough Of A Reason To Have A Tree House

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Edward Treen
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What in God's name is it with the USA and their acceptance of the petty tyranny of HOAs? In the UK - and probably most of the rest of the civilised world - they'd be instructed to "Go forth and multiply".

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#121

That Didn’t Work Out Too Well

That Didn’t Work Out Too Well

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#122

This Would Be Funnier If It Wasn’t So Dangerous

This Would Be Funnier If It Wasn’t So Dangerous

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The Scout
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is there another country where people like these are put into positions of authority instead of an asylum?

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#124

Uber Eats Super Bowl Ad For “Eat Local” Does More Harm Than Good

Uber Eats Super Bowl Ad For “Eat Local” Does More Harm Than Good

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Zelda Sterling
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dan Price, this you ..? How Dan Price’s Social Media Fame Fueled Abuse Allegations - The New York Times https://www.nytimes.com/2022/08/18/technology/dan-price-resign-social-media.html

#125

To Be Fair, It Is Family Guy

To Be Fair, It Is Family Guy

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#126

A Reason Why Youtube Ads Are A Problem

A Reason Why Youtube Ads Are A Problem

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Sarra R
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So much comes to mind here. Where do I start? Gmom is choking on a fishbone. Let me take time to search up a video, hit play, adjust volume, sit through the ad, then tweet youtube about it. Is gmom dead by now? Dear everyone: Please take first aid classes asap. Even if you never need to use it, it's still vital to know. Take refresher courses every couple years also. Please. Then you wont need to take time searching up how to give cpr to someone on youtube. Or googling it on wiki how to.

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#128

Cops Pepper Sprayed Their Own Senator Without Realizing He's An Authority Figure

Cops Pepper Sprayed Their Own Senator Without Realizing He's An Authority Figure

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#129

Pictured: The Reason The Entire Rest Of The Planet Is Laughing At Us

Pictured: The Reason The Entire Rest Of The Planet Is Laughing At Us

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#130

Guys, It's Back Up!

Guys, It's Back Up!

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Ghostsauce
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would have thought anyone using the Parler app (a conservative social media app) would appreciate wrong information.

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#131

I Understand The Need For This (I Really Really Do) But This Sucks So Much

I Understand The Need For This (I Really Really Do) But This Sucks So Much

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#132

I Thought It Was Totally Unethical

I Thought It Was Totally Unethical

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#133

Whoops

Whoops

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#134

Joe Exotic’s Limo Waiting For Him Outside The Prison In Anticipation Of The Presidential Pardon

Joe Exotic’s Limo Waiting For Him Outside The Prison In Anticipation Of The Presidential Pardon

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Zoe DiAnni
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hey that looks likes how many people were at the big Cheetos inauguration!

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