35 Hilarious Vegan Memes That May Change The Way You Look At Meat

W. 5 7 years ago

Wasn't somewhere a cat who brought it owner teabags as "kills"?

8points

Master Markus 7 years ago

I'm extremely confused by the idea of a person who won't eat meat for ethical reasons, but buys a pet that MUST eat meat.

10points

alwaysMispelled 7 years ago

Cats are physiologically incapable of producing Lysine, so they must consume it from meat in order to survive.

7points

Sarah Hoskovec 7 years ago

Turns out you can hold strongly held ethical beliefs without imposing them on others (like carnivorous pets).

3points

Kelly Hall 7 years ago

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Val 7 years ago

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Analyn Lahr 7 years ago

Just as long as you don't give the cats a vegan diet. They are obligate carnivores.

4points

Dom Hunt 7 years ago

cats are the least vegan creatures

2points

Thirteen 2 years ago

meow =^'w'^=

1point

Marta Puig 7 years ago

that's beyond adorable

1point

Debster 7 years ago

Here's your present

1point

Captain Awesome 2 years ago

He looks so depressed by the whole idea.

0points

Queenie Guldbaek 3 years ago

My cat did this, he brought in a mushroom as a "kill"

0points

Katie 6 years ago

lol

0points

#2

Vegan Memes

Vegan meme with a humorous exchange about eating vegan hot dogs and reactions from others.

Final score:

255points

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Night Owl 7 years ago

You can't win

56points

Justice Moore 7 years ago

lol

0points

Polleekin 7 years ago

My problem is I say I'm a vegetarian and people assume I mean vegan then comment if I eat cheese "what happened to being vegan?!" Honestly I feel like People should be able to eat what they want without comment

6points

Whiterain25 furry 6 years ago

exactly you can't win

0points

Katie 6 years ago

same but with my (vegan) chicken nuggets

0points

Debster 7 years ago

Ugh. Seriously.

0points

Full Name 7 years ago

OMG. This!

0points

Josie Coffman 7 years ago

lmfao. That is funny =]]

0points

Meowton Mewsk 7 years ago

People always do this! Even if I say I had chicken, people should know by now I meant vegan chicken.

0points

Alexandra Davis 7 years ago

This happens so frequently, i don't even get angry anymore, just ignore them

0points

Gary 7 years ago

I can't remember the last time I had to inform somebody I had a Hot Dog.

-1point

Whiterain25 furry 6 years ago

if they ask what you had for lunch

0points

#3

Just Milking The Almonds

Person humorously milking almonds at a tiny bucket, illustrating a funny vegan meme.

Final score:

238points

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meAgan 7 years ago (edited)

I've always wondered, though. How do they get milk out of almonds, coconuts and soy beans? (Here in Hong Kong soy milk in plastic bottles are as common of a drink as coke, maybe more, and I don't even know where they get it from.)

16points

Mariana Schneider 6 years ago

It's juice. Soak them in water, throw in the blender, then strain.

9points

CCL_2018 7 years ago

Technically, it's juice not milk.

4points

TheDivineMs.M 7 years ago

Yeah but almond juice just sounds gross doesn't it?

1point

Mikyla McEwen 7 years ago

Almonds don’t have titties

2points

Peter 2 years ago

Almond milk is one of the worst things for the planet -- it requires tons of resources, especially water, and is grown in areas where water is scarce as it is. Plus, it requires so many polinators for a tight window of time that many many bee colonies are shipped in especially, which massively increases the chance of infections and diseases spreading, which is a massive part of the cause of colony collapse and the rapid loss of polinators.

1point

Pam 7 years ago

VEGANS: I myself am not vegan but I am non-diary and if one of you could recommend a vegan cheese that's actually good (you know what i mean...) I'll be your best friend forever

1point

TheKnightOwl 7 years ago

I'm not vegan, but have you tried cashew cheese? I haven't tried it myself, but a chef I follow uses all natural, whole foods. She has a recipe for it on her blog somewhere. However, if you're looking for it to melt, it won't work.

0points

Sabal Minor 7 years ago

Almond milk is a joke. Takes a toll on already scarce fresh water as humans are too busy polluting everything...

0points

Iapetos 7 years ago

Mic the vegan!

0points

Carmen Elena 7 years ago

why don´t they just eat them?

-2points

Mr. Re-in-act-ment 7 years ago

Almonds=milk... LOGIC.

-3points

#4

Revenge

Two cows standing in a field with a large fire in the background, featuring a humorous vegan meme.

Final score:

198points

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Magpie 7 years ago

There is a song "cows with guns". very funny, better without the visuals u will find on utube.

21points

TheKnightOwl 7 years ago

"Cow dung flung" is the main line I remember from that song.

5points

Trixster Million 7 years ago

I adjudicate those cows guilty of arson and sentence them to dinner.

2points

Hans 7 years ago

I don't get this...

1point

troufaki13 7 years ago

Emphasis on the past tense

1point

Nay Wilson Premium 2 years ago

These cows have had enough of your nonsense, thank you very much

0points

Demon Deadly Dragon 4 years ago

a message to those cows terrorism isn't cool

0points

Donna Leske 6 years ago

Cow in center is pregnant. Hormones, thus the fire.

0points

Josta Loos 6 years ago

apocolypse cow

0points

T Rex King 6 years ago

These cows have had it with McDonald's ***t

0points

Lunala Moon 7 years ago

This one is so hilarious!

0points

Merilyn Horton 7 years ago

And when everyone has become vegan, cows won’t exist, unless kept as pets. Same for all farm animals.

-1point

#5

Chicken For Dinner

A chicken seated at a dining table with text humorously referencing vegan memes about eating chicken.

Final score:

191points

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Chyppa Homer 7 years ago

Fun fact : Even chickens find chicken delicious :D

84points

CCL_2018 7 years ago

Fun fact: if you die in your chicken coop, your chickens will most definitely eat you

19points

Ignacio Cabero 7 years ago

Not so fun fact: Humans also find humans delicious, in certain parts of Africa there are people addicted to eating humans!

10points

Cassie 7 years ago

Yea, I get a little bothered every time I see that ad for Tyson that says they feed their chickens an all vegetable diet. Chickens are not herbivores.

6points

Katie Jamberri Nails 7 years ago

Humans have also been known to eat humans.

1point

Mascha Claessens 7 years ago

Very true. xD They love it.

1point

the shrimp whisperer 3 years ago

JESUS CHRIST /j

0points

Alissa Merstrand 7 years ago

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shivang singh 7 years ago

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Herb Eaversmells 7 years ago

One thing that really bothers me about chicken commercials is when they claim "100% vegetarian fed".. Chickens are not vegetarians!

4points

Connor Johnson 7 years ago

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Hans 7 years ago

Let's hope it is no cannibal!

2points

Dom Hunt 7 years ago

i see chickens eat mice all the time, they are not vegans so they are fair game

1point

Master Markus 7 years ago

I'm not a big fan of chickens as animals, honestly. I'm not a fan of a lot of people, but we aren't allowed to eat them.

1point

tyler burnette 1 year ago

On my plate after I grill it

0points

Demon Deadly Dragon 4 years ago

the chicken looks like they want to eat me

0points

Mary Gamble 6 years ago

This actually is having a chicken to dinner. There is a difference.

0points

Mary Gamble 6 years ago

That is having a chicken to dinner.

0points

Rider 6 years ago

Chickens have 88% T-Rex DNA. Yeah, chickens love the taste of chicken.

0points

#6

Vegan Memes

Tick close-up with text about a tick causing meat allergy, used as a vegan meme.

Final score:

190points

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tyler burnette 1 year ago

Is this the same tick that made women hate men but still want men to pay for and do everything

0points

#7

Vegan Memes

Woman holding a slice of bread with text about trying vegan food, highlighting hilarious vegan memes.

Final score:

150points

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Master Markus 7 years ago

I'm pretty sure they mean like "vegan meals". If someone says "I've never had Chinese food", you don't go like "You've never had RICE!?"

62points

Amybeth Hurst 7 years ago

I'm pretty sure this is a joke.

15points

Rabite 7 years ago

Vegan is not a type of kitchen like Chinese or Italian. It is all of these but just without animal products. Also you could put so much food in this picture and it would still count. Eat some french fries with ketchup or pasta with tomato sauce etc etc.

4points

Julia Sharp 1 year ago

No, that is not what they mean. I have had people tell me they COULD NOT eat vegan food while eating a pb&j. Not wouldn't eat it, COULDN'T eat it. Which is beyond ludicrous. Vegan food is anything without a face or anything that comes out of someone with a face. People are hateful to vegans when we simply remove living breathing animals and their body fluids and menstrual cycles (eggs) from our consumption. People are hateful to vegans because we choose compassion and make them feel guilty all on their own about cruel choices.

0points

Nandy Dickman 6 years ago

Rice is Indian. I've had bock Choy.

-1point

Paula Swanson 6 years ago

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Dean Walters 7 years ago

Hmm nah sorry I don't buy it (the example; I DO buy rice). Vegan food doesn't equals bread, BUT bread equals vegan food (long as it's not some weird bread with eggs or milk). Chinese food doesn't equals rice, and rice doesn't equals chinese food. Sorry.

-2points

Andrew Braggins 6 years ago

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mulk 7 years ago

Yeah, but what about butter in those kind of bread?

9points

Lynne Darroch 7 years ago

Most bread does not have milk and butter in it. That's cake. Bread is flour, yeast, water, salt and maybe a touch of oil.

7points

Alissa Merstrand 7 years ago

Fake butter

0points

Patricia Ross 7 years ago

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-1point

Mindy Keys 7 years ago

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Christie Wilson 7 years ago

Normally, when people say they haven't tried "vegan food" it's the vegan versions of regular food, or going on a vegan diet. Seriously, any kind of fruit or veggie is "vegan". Duh.

3points

Peter 2 years ago

I think that's right. I'm not really interested in having vegan fakes of other (meat derivative) foods, as I would expect to be disappointed. But that doesn't mean I don't eat meals that would be considered vegan. Even as a "omnivore", I cook and eat plenty of meals that contain no animal products. It's perfectly easy to find delicious recipes that don't contain meat, which helps not only the planet but also your wallet, without requiring the necessity to take a moral stance on animal welfare.

0points

Hugo Raible 7 years ago

Who eats only the bread though...

3points

alwaysMispelled 7 years ago

Have you ever eaten Peanut Butter & Jelly on bread?

1point

Kimberly Dunn 7 years ago

If that bread has milk or eggs, its not vegan... trust me. I've gone shopping for vegans. Haha

2points

Mark Swanton 6 years ago

not true some bread contains animal fats

1point

Mark Swanton 6 years ago

not true some breads use animal fats

1point

Kenna Pope 6 years ago

Except that not all bread is vegan.

1point

Lucie Koláčková 6 years ago

Not all.. some linds of bread are vegan and really disgusting 😂

-1point

Petri Häkkinen 7 years ago

I've never eaten plain toast.

1point

Colt Seavers 7 years ago

Then add bacon

1point

#8

A Vegan Diet

Man in a red beanie humorously mimics a vegan meme with a peanut butter sandwich in hand.

Final score:

145points

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Magpie 7 years ago

I thought vegan was too hard for me. Then I realized sugar is vegan. nomnomnom.

34points

Katie and Jared Coates 7 years ago

They bleach sugar with cow bones. I had to switch to turbinado sugar. It's comparable in price and Walmart carries it.

5points

CCL_2018 7 years ago

Actually a lot of sugar is filtered using bone char from animals

2points

the shrimp whisperer 3 years ago

SUGAAAAHHH!!!!!!

0points

Emiri-chan 4 years ago

And you can eat all the candies and crisps you want, just make sure it doesn't have eggs or dairy, m'kay?

0points

Ryo Bakura 7 years ago

Enjoy your diabetes.

0points

Mr. Re-in-act-ment 7 years ago

being vegan doesn't mean being healthy

4points

Michaila Surita 2 years ago

Yes my fav food

0points

Gerry Higgins 6 years ago

Beer and french fries are Vegan...... not healthy. Delicious! but not healthy.

0points

Peter 2 years ago

My homebrew beer is vegan, but some commercial finings are animal derivatives (eg Isinglass)

0points

Gabrielle Hyden Combs 7 years ago

Peanut butter the best life saver

0points

Sonic 7 years ago

junk food vegans can live off stuff like Funions

0points

Nichole Hanson 7 years ago

watch out for bread, a lot of them are made with milk and or butter...just saying...

0points

Nichole Hanson 7 years ago

lol lots of bread is made with milk and or butter - be careful with bread

0points

Red 7 years ago

😂😂😂😆😆😆I died a little from this

0points

#9

Ultimate Savior

Final score:

145points

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Ayra 7 years ago

Not if they have real Belgian fries... those are made with animal fat.

69points

Tarmin Slingerfinger 7 years ago

If you really want to be old-school it has to be ox fat too :)

10points

Łukasz Markuszewski 7 years ago

Belgian fries is just a type of cutting the potato (and usually the specific kind of potato), and has nothing to do with type of fat you are frying them in. You can fry them in sunflower oil as well.

5points

pluck plk 6 years ago

hmmmm.. Actually, belgian fries are fried in beef fat, and twice. And, yes, it's also about potatoes, better type is Bintje. It has nothing to do with "cutting the potato" :)

2points

Kat 7 years ago

Not anymore. We fry them in vegetal oils nowadays.

0points

Kat 7 years ago

No, they used to be. They are fried in vegetal oils nowadays.

-3points

Lynne Darroch 7 years ago

Aren't they cooked in peanut oil? Frites belges are in Montreal.

-3points

Andreas König 7 years ago

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CCL_2018 7 years ago

Usually they're fried in the same oil as the meat products

8points

MammaG 7 years ago

Not at McDonalds

-3points

Carol Emory 7 years ago

Except McDonalds who puts beef tallow in their fry oil and any other restaurant that cooks their french fries in the same vat as the chicken and fish.... Five Guys Burgers and PT's Grille are the only two places I know of to get true vegan fries.

2points

MammaG 7 years ago

McDonalds stopped using beef tallow in 1990. Their fries are vegan.

2points

Alexandra Davis 7 years ago

That's only in America, the UK and most other countries all use vegetable oil! McDonalds uk has a veggie burger that is vegan with mayo, yet American McDonalds can't even sell me fries!

2points

Angela Anderson 7 years ago

I knew about McD's - thanks for the tip on Five Guys. :)

1point

Lisa Lou 6 years ago

They have beef tallow in the US but not in many other countries b

0points

Jace 7 years ago

So long as they’re cooked in vegetable oils.

1point

Marta Puig 7 years ago

nope nope nope, it depends on how are the fries made... I am a vegan LOLOLOL

1point

Mindy Keys 7 years ago

Fried in animal fat and subject to loads of cross contamination. (I am not a vegan but have food allergies so I am very aware of these issues)

1point

MammaG 7 years ago

McDonald's does NOT use animal fat for frying ANYTHING. Fries have their own separate fryers. The beef flavor has NO beef in it.

-2points

Master Markus 7 years ago

Go to better restaurants? Even a lot of fast-food places have vegetarian options, and if they've got some sort of cheese or creamy dressing on them, you can just... order it without.

1point

Daria B 7 years ago

Not if you can't digest deep fried food very well...

1point

Gay panda ️‍️‍ 3 years ago

YESSSSS I THOUGHT THIS WAS JUST ME

0points

Marshall Burkhart 6 years ago

Fries are great when fried in bacon fat.

0points

#10

Delicious Vegan Meals

Character smirking at a gathering with text about delicious vegan food surprise.

Final score:

132points

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Randy Dhuyvetter 7 years ago

Here's the thing though, we're not going to give up meat because we had one vegan dish.

67points

Alexandra Davis 7 years ago

I baked a vegan cake and purposely didn't tell anyone it was, people raved over it until I said it was vegan and suddenly people were stunned. Like meat eaters see 'vegan' and make themselves not like it or want to try it on purpose. Which is what this meme is more trying to show I think

27points

Katie Jamberri Nails 7 years ago

The point is inclusion. Most people react negatively towards anything vegan, even if they have no idea what it tastes like.

17points

Layla 7 years ago

Nobody claimed you would give up meat because you had one vegan dish.

9points

Tiari 7 years ago

This. I cook, eat and like vegan food. But also vegetarian food. And meat, fish, seafood etc.

2points

Meowton Mewsk 7 years ago

You shouldn’t. Meat should be given up to help fight climate change and end the senseless murder of sentient creatures. Also this meme had nothing to do with giving up being an omni.

1point

Mark Beulen 6 years ago

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Full Name 7 years ago

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Lowell Calavera 5 years ago

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Krista Sullivan 6 years ago

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Doug Kirk 7 years ago

I dislike SOME vegans simply because they get all preachy and then I have to slap them with a juicy ribeye and tell them I DON'T CARE! It's no different than obnoxious, pushy Christians (and I'M A CHRISTIAN), or jewelry salespeople. Anymore I have to walk around with a juicy ribeye at all times because such encounters occur too frequently. "God loves.." *SLAP*, "Gluten fr..." *SLAP*, "Look at my beautiful kid.." *SLAP*, "Excuse me sir you can't" *SLAP*...s**t

4points

Layla 7 years ago (edited)

You do realise you sound really obnoxious? And that's coming from someone who isn't even vegetarian.

3points

Sooke Thomas 7 years ago

I’m a meat eater but will happily eat vegan and vegetarian dishes. Shouldn’t have such a daft stigma (veganism)

2points

Emiri-chan 4 years ago

Ofc, if it was vegan dessert, IDGAF. I'LL TAKE IT ALL! DESSERT IS DESSERT!!!

1point

ThatLittleRatNezumi 1 year ago

Fr fr

0points

Marshall Burkhart 6 years ago

I love vegan food. It goes great with steak!

1point

tyler burnette 1 year ago

Plants aren't vegan. Vegetarians aka herbivores nor omnivores eat processed goop

0points

tyler burnette 1 year ago

Plants aren't vegan. We wouldn't eat vegan as neither vegetarians aka herbivores nor omnivores eat processed goop made with chemicals and labeled "plant based"

0points

Peter 2 years ago

I'm not vegan or even vegetarian. But I am trying to reduce my impact on the planet, so 2 or 3 days a week I'll cook something without meat. It helps my wallet as well as the planet. But there's only so many lentils/stuffed peppers/halloumi/etc. recipes that I can bear to have over and over again. I have no interest in veg "fake" foods like fake mince, sausages, etc. but I think more than a third of my meals being non-meat is a decent start.

0points

Ross Hunt 6 years ago (edited)

Tryed two hated both and knew they were vegan

0points

David Paracka 6 years ago

Loki??

0points

#11

Dream Home

Vegan meme showing a dream home plan with a large space for rescued animals.

Final score:

127points

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Night Owl 7 years ago

Mine too and I'm neither vegan nor even entirely vegetarian (I very seldom eat meat, but I still eat it)

61points

Tanner Blake 3 years ago

So you seldom support cruelty.

-2points

Andy Snoeren 5 years ago

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Foxyloxylou 7 years ago

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Katie Jamberri Nails 7 years ago

This really has nothing to do with being vegan.

4points

Carol Emory 7 years ago

Not every vegan does it for the sake of the animals. Some of us do it because of serious health issues.

4points

Meowton Mewsk 7 years ago

I think vegan is an ethical stance. “Plant based” refers to just the diet part.

1point

Vaida Kuodytė 6 years ago

NOTHING to do with veganism.

2points

Josie Coffman 7 years ago

This is like for everyone, not just vegans!

2points

Katarina Kay 6 years ago

Replace the “Rescued Animals” with cats and that’s my dream home

1point

Sinn Ella 2 years ago

Yes. It's not a diet but a lifestyle for anyone who acknowledges animal rights or cares about them.

0points

Sinn Ella 2 years ago

Yes. It's not a diet thing but lifestyle for people actually acknowledge animal rights.

0points

Thirteen 2 years ago

my rescued animals are like pets such as dogs cats etc

0points

T Rex King 6 years ago

List of endangered animals that i like: Manities, Giant Pandas, African elephant, Great white shark, (Not) Bottle nosed dolphins, Sea turtles, Whale shark, Pangolin, Orangutan and Tiger

0points

Peter 2 years ago

You're going to have to rethink the size and layout of your house in that case ;)

0points

#12

Vegan Memes

Characters in a car looking confused, captioned about celebrating at a vegan restaurant. Vegan memes humor.

Final score:

111points

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Hans 7 years ago

If you do not find something tasty at a good vegan restaurant, you seriously have issues. Besides, pretty much the whole indian cuisine can be prepared in a vegan way, and there are countless delicious options.

66points

Zedragon 7 years ago

This truth. I'm a meat eater, but I don't eat meat everyday. I eat lots of vegetarian and even vegan meals. They can still taste amazing, especially cake.

24points

Person2638 6 years ago

False! We eat A HECK TON of chicken, cheese, and a lot of other non-vegan foods. While it is true that most SOUTH Indian cuisines are VEGETARIAN, the same cannot be said for North Indian cuisines.

5points

Kiki 7 years ago

I like paneer in my curry too much to go completely vegan.

4points

Master Markus 7 years ago

Absolutely! The only thing I've heard (from vegans / vegetarians) to stay away from is vegan cheese. Apparently it is not usually good.

1point

Official_Blink 4 years ago

As an Indian , I confirm this is 100% true

0points

Sarah Wiemer-Mattheus 6 years ago

As most vegan dishes contain grains I'm alergic to (Saytan is my actual kryptonite...) I have to be extremly carefull with vegan food. As Rice is okay, indian food is good though😁.

0points

Virgil Blue 7 years ago

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Rebekah 7 years ago

Every vegan restaurant I have been to has been delicious.

5points

Peter 2 years ago

Agreed. I think that's the difference between someone who is used to cooking vegan meals, and someone who has to put a vegan option on a menu but doesn't have the experience to make a good job of it.

0points

Carol Emory 7 years ago

Luckily for me, most of my family are open to the idea of having vegan every once in a while. It's easy when you have good vegan restaurants in town.

3points

Blue Cicada 7 years ago

We poor folks have to go meatless because we can't afford fancy meats! When I was growing up, we had meals based around beans once or twice a week, and other meals with pasta and cheese, but no meat. Had nothing to do with "ethics," everything to do with economics.

2points

Katie and Jared Coates 7 years ago

Haha, what episode is this?

2points

Jace 7 years ago

Oh the irony that the symbolic “vegan” in this image is Homer. He’s the kind of person that posts anti-vegan commentary and acts like an a*****e when his daughter wants to go to a vegetarian restaurant.

0points

Layla 7 years ago

Vegan restaurants are delicious, you just didn't go to a good one. In a crappy restaurant, meat dishes will taste bad too.

0points

Christina Sersif 7 years ago

I would stay home...not because I don't support your veganism, but I just hate eating in large groups

0points

Meowton Mewsk 7 years ago

That’s on the way there. On the way back, everyone is either raving about the food or in a food coma.

0points

#13

Always The Only Vegan Around

Vegan meme with a woman holding a watermelon at a party, highlighting a humorous take on being vegan.

Final score:

104points

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Hans 7 years ago

What troubles me more is that the woman in the back is chocked...

28points

Dara 7 years ago

No, she's not... Only dancing. I know this scene.

18points

Vicky Zar 7 years ago

Now I feel old. Who doesn't know Dirty Dancing?

11points

Bobbi Newell 7 years ago

This is a still from the movie Dirty Dancing. Baby is carrying the watermelon through the middle of a group of hotel employees dancing after hours. That girl on the left isn't being choked, her partner is supporting her while he bends her waaaay back! :)

6points

Anne 7 years ago

His hands seem behind her neck, not in front, to me? I think he is holding her, in a dirty dancing style move

4points

Mindy Keys 7 years ago

Like up on blocks?

2points

Dara 7 years ago

Oh, sorry then. Hans hahahahah

1point

Jenny Lorenz 6 years ago

hahahaha You never seen Dirty Dancing? She's not being choked. They're dancing and she's being dipped.

0points

Angela Robson 6 years ago

They are dancing and he is dipping her. It's a classic scene from "Dirty Dancing". She is not being choked.

0points

Bobbi Newell 7 years ago

LOL Hans! You got me too, didn't realize you were joking!

-1point

ThatJeremyKid 7 years ago

choked*

-2points

meAgan 7 years ago

Vegan girl: Imma eat this huge a*s melon. Girl in the back: Whoa I want that huge a*s melon. Guy: She like that huge a*s melon more than me.

4points

Hard 2 Guess 7 years ago

I am just glad Baby is in the center and not in the corner. Or this could have ended badly.

3points

Gerry Higgins 7 years ago

Stop expecting everyone to make special food for you. If I go to your house will you make me a steak? .... didn't think so

2points

Peter 2 years ago

Sometimes it can be difficult to produce a vegan meal, when a vegetarian one is much simpler to achieve. I have some sympathy for those and generally try to accomodate if I know in advance. But I will not pander to guests who just "aren't eating gluten" this month for fashion's sake (a legitimate intolerance is different obviously). What I won't do though is buy expensive steak and overcook it your taste. I will cook it properly to bring out the best in the meat, and that is what is on offer. I'm not going to ruin perfectly good meat because you prefer to chew shoe leather than eat a proper steak. It's my house, and I'm paying and cooking.

0points

Kjorn 7 years ago

the woman on the right looks disgusted by that melon :-)

2points

Shannon Gill 7 years ago (edited)

thats from dirty dancing?

1point

Maya Hicks 7 years ago

Nobody puts baby in the corner

1point

Ernesta Brouwer 6 years ago

Or if you’re gluten-free...

0points

Peter 2 years ago

For me, that depends on whether it is a genuine intolerance (eg Coeliac) or just a "lifestyle choice".

0points

Gabrielle Hyden Combs 7 years ago

That used to happen to me because my dairy products allergy and now is because i'm vegan

0points

Just Curious 7 years ago

Boohoo

0points

#14

Vegan Lifestyle

Cute bear smiling before and furry Ewok after years of vegan lifestyle arguments.

Final score:

104points

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Carol Emory 7 years ago

I told my mother-in-law the new vegan dish I created and she just rolled her eyes. When I asked what that was about, she responded with a joke about how there was no meat in it, how could it possibly taste good. That's when I dropped the bombshell of the Chocolate Latte Cake I made for Christmas that she scarfed down...totally vegan..and Gluten Free. "Did it taste good?" She got quiet. I told her "We aren't doing vegan for the sake of the animals. We are doing it because our health was so bad, we needed a different way to eat so we wouldn't die. Do you think that's funny?" She apologized. After that..she gave us nothing but support and even started learning how to cook vegan.

65points

GlassOfWater 7 years ago

Good on you for standing up for yourself :)

18points

Roxanne Stuart 7 years ago

Just so you're aware, Gluten is not "Unhealthy" unless you have Celiac disease, I know because my uncle died of it, and my aunt has it. All you're depriving yourself of when going "Gluten Free" is flavour, unless of course you're adding more sugar, which makes the end product even less healthy. If you have Celiac disease, then by all means, continue making gluten free food, because otherwise it will ruin your insides. Also, I suppose I have to thank the Gluten Free Fad eaters just a little bit, because now my Aunt has food that she can eat without getting violently sick. So, thanks to them, even if it's just a little bit. =D

6points

Tanner Blake 3 years ago

If you’re not doing it for the animals then you’re not a Vegan. You can say that you are “plant-based” but not a true vegan. Veganism is not a diet… It’s a moral code that you live by. But of course the animals don’t care about your reasons, just that you’re not eating them.

2points

Kate Ayrton 3 years ago

I’m just here because I wanted the cake recipe……

1point

Luther Lex 4 years ago

What is wrong with going vegan for the animals ?Why are you trashing the number one reason people vehemently uphold a vegan lifestyle??? Doing it for non-selfish reasons ie not needlessly torturing and murdering animals then reaping the personal health benefits and benefits to our environment. Really not sure why helping animals is not just a reason you mention in addition to health gains. You have a lot of nerve treating going vegan for the animals as some sort of fairy fluff. FYI You are a lousy vegan.

1point

Jenny King 5 years ago

If it isn’t for the animals it’s called ‘plantbased’ because it’s a diet and not an ethos. Good for you! (No judgement just clarifying)

1point

Thirteen 2 years ago

Watch this: https://youtu.be/ps6YEbSTUkE

0points

Thirteen 2 years ago

Nobody asked

0points

Ian Kelly 4 years ago

And then everyone clapped

0points

My O My 7 years ago

Nice turn of things

0points

James Grey 7 years ago

Love this.

0points

Dom Hunt 7 years ago

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mulk 7 years ago

Don't do drug!

6points

Nikki D 7 years ago

But which one?

3points

Dan Avery 7 years ago

Me listening to vegans whine about having to defend their lifestyle. We honestly don't care.

5points

Master Markus 7 years ago

Why? Are you confronting people? What kind of people are you talking to that you have to explain so much and they're not just like "Whatever, I don't care. Might be tough to recommend some restaurants to you though".

5points

Polleekin 7 years ago

It happens. I had a coworker who would comment every time I ate a salad that it needed meat. It became a daily thing that he would tell me to eat more meat. Most people don't really care. But there are always jackasses out there who make people feel they need to defend themselves

2points

Martha V McLeod 7 years ago

Wearing a leather hood...

3points

Captain Awesome 2 years ago

Don't get the vegans started on leather, PLEASE!!

1point

Otis Spunkmeyer 7 years ago

Funny to use Ewoks in a vegan-based argument. They were definitely carnivores.

3points

Peter 2 years ago

And wore leather

0points

Chyppa Homer 7 years ago

Didn't those things try to cook Han Solo ? Rebel scum escaped, but still :D

1point

Cordélia Leite 6 years ago

Look, it doesn't matter how the other person eats: vegan, meat, junk food, no gluten, no dairy...just respect it. It's none of your business. Stop judging. It doesn't matter the reason either, if it's for health reasons, for the mercy of animals, binge eating...it's none of your business. And please, do not say a derogatory comment about other's choices and say it "Oh, but I'm not judging anybody"... Yes, you are and this contradiction makes you look dumb and a liar...

0points

James Nester 7 years ago

So True

0points

Scott Halstead 7 years ago

Maybe if you did not have to keep reminding people that you are a vegan.

0points

#15

Vegan vs. Vegetarian

A couple in a restaurant asking a waitress for vegan options, humorously suggesting Monopoly money as payment.

Final score:

103points

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Bami Bal 7 years ago

When you're on a special diet (and vegan is a special diet), you should check beforehand if the restaurant can accommodate you.

156points

Virgil Blue 7 years ago

Indeed, I have food allergies and feel like I should do just the same. Many restaurants what to cater to your dietary needs if only you inform them about it beforehand. It's all on yourself if you don't.

19points

Damien T 7 years ago

It is not like there is something wrong with asking about the restaurant when at the restaurant.

8points

Katie Jamberri Nails 7 years ago

That's not the point. The point is that people react like it's the same thing. People serving food should know the difference.

5points

Jace 7 years ago

Many do, these days. Those that don’t, miss out on some customers.

2points

Christina Eneroth (Eneroth3) 6 years ago

It's 2019. I wouldn't say vegan is that special a diet anymore.

1point

Cordélia Leite 6 years ago

But the question in the picture is exactly that: the person is checking beforehand if the restaurant can accommodate a vegan... And maybe restaurants should be more interested in accommodating all types of eaters... Companies do a lame job when dealing with costumers and then they complain when the other restaurant gets more money... Treat your clients or possible clients like you would like to be treated...

1point

Rabite 7 years ago

I always stand in front of the restaurant and call them, instead of just asking them inside :)

1point

Meowton Mewsk 7 years ago

There’s no vegan that doesn’t do this. because we’re so used to it.

0points

Dara 7 years ago

I'm a vegetarian and I agree with you..

0points

Andy Snoeren 5 years ago

Veganism isn't a diet. And the moral baseline. Anything not vegan is immoral. So a restaurant should never serve animal products for the same reason the should never serve human products.

-3points

Use Your Brain 7 years ago

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Dom Hunt 7 years ago

so vegans are always a******s? is that the point?

2points

karin s. 7 years ago

when you are on a special diet you can expect to get a yes or no to your question like anybody else.

2points

Master Markus 7 years ago

Come on now, that's not really equivalent. It's a restaurant. They don't have to cater to your specific diet - you should've checked beforehand.

2points

Dani Elle 6 years ago

But.. many food/meals that are vegetarian are also vegan, so u might consider this option at the restaurant... ??

1point

Alexandra Davis 7 years ago

Usually people go "I'll get you the gluten free menu" which is so frustrating because so many people think all gluten free food is vegan when they're nothing alike! Give me the crusty bread just no animals!

1point

MammaG 7 years ago

Go to a vegan restaurant.l

3points

CatShatBrix 7 years ago (edited)

Bahahahahaha!

1point

Severus Sid 5 years ago

Oh yeah, Mr Bami Bal never gets invited to a party at the last moment, never. Sad sad life buddy. It's fine party with the carcAss.

0points

Valerie Houghton 6 years ago

Funny

0points

Analyn Lahr 7 years ago

I consider myself a flexitarian. I can go without meat for ages but every now and then I like a nice burger, steak or fried chicken. But please don't take away my butter and cheese.

0points

#16

Vegan Easter Egg

Vegan meme showing a Cadbury-wrapped avocado as a "vegan Easter egg" joke.

Final score:

101points

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W. 5 7 years ago

This is really sweet and funny!

55points

Vicky Zar 7 years ago

Oh I like this! I hope it wasn't meant as an insult.

7points

Jace 7 years ago

How could an avocado be insulting? Avocados are awesome!

5points

Uri Pardue 7 years ago

Yeah? Om nom nom

5points

Sherida van den Bent 7 years ago

I'm not vegan and I'd take this over a chocolate egg ANY DAY

3points

earringnut 7 years ago

Mix half of it with coca powder and a bit of the sweetener of choice and you can have both.

2points

Gabrielle Hyden Combs 7 years ago

But... Avocados are still vegan???

2points

Abdullah Isa Goldstein 2 years ago

Aye aye!

0points

Carol Emory 7 years ago

nice!

2points

Mirror Su 6 years ago

Avocado is not vegan. Because it involves bee's labor.

1point

Thirteen 2 years ago

hmm

0points

Dimi Betan 6 years ago

Technically, avocados are not vegan. They need bees to cultivate.

1point

Abdullah Isa Goldstein 2 years ago

So which fruits are vegan?

1point

TerrySane 6 years ago

Avocados are very problematic. The avocado farms are destroying nature in half of the world!

1point

Peter 2 years ago

Same with almonds

0points

Gerry Higgins 7 years ago

This is really cute

1point

#17

Vegan Meal Options

Vegan meme with a plate of lettuce and lemon slices as the only option.

Final score:

101points

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Hans 7 years ago

I think this picture illustrates many of the misunderstanding between vegans and the non-vegans. Vegan food is more than a meat-dish bereaved of animal products. Anyone claiming that vegan food cannot be tasty and healthy (regardless of continuing to eat meat or not) either has not experiences well-prepared vegan food or is simply closed-minded.

52points

Full Name 7 years ago

This post has nothing to do with vegan food being bland. It's about restaurants suggesting their food can be made vegan by taking away almost all of the food until just the bland garbage is left.

6points

Kiki 7 years ago

I have no problems with vegan food. One of my favorite meals is vegan lentil soup. I'm not even against vegans in general. It's the just the self-righteous ones that I dislike. If you want to be a vegan, by all means, go for it. But the second you so much as even IMPLY that I'm a murderer for eating meat, all goodwill towards you goes out the window.

5points

Crep 105 1 year ago

Or they just don't like vegan foods -_-

0points

Roxanne Stuart 7 years ago

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0points

Isog Sargent 7 years ago

Does anyone make that claim? Or do they simply point out that they like the food they choose to eat?

0points

Christina Sersif 7 years ago

Or simply not vegan.

0points

Andrew Seater 6 years ago

I went vegan a while ago... It made it so much easier to dispose of their bodies

-2points

Christie Wilson 7 years ago

I think people know apples are vegan. However, when there are dishes that they are accustomed to (macaroni and cheese, omelettes, etc.) offered as "vegan" they are less likely to make/order them. It's one thing trying a bite at a potluck, etc... It's less risk! People like their non-vegan foods. Sometimes, they are surprised by vegan alternatives (apple sauce substitute in cake anyone?) So when you point out a bean dish as vegan, for example, a lot are not vegan, and the person prefers it that way. Again, when non-vegan say "vegan food", they usually mean the vegan version of something. We know apples and lettuce are vegan.

-2points

Josh Weaver 7 years ago

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Sveta Smirnova 7 years ago

When we eat food that contains bacteria, will it be considered as vegan food?

3points

meAgan 7 years ago (edited)

Good question. I looked it up, and apparently it still counts, as being vegan is about trying to hurt other creatures as little as possible. So bacteria and fungi aren't counted as other creatures, since they are too simple to understand when something bad is happening to them, and like plants, they don't even have a central nervous system to feel it with. There you have it :)

5points

Tarryn Louise 6 years ago

That will be $89.

0points

Sandy Gilliland 6 years ago

It's about the same at a lot of places for Gluten Free options. "Well, we have plain white steamed rice."

0points

Jace 7 years ago

Yeah, but lots of restaurants are getting MUCH better about this now. The biggest problem today is food service companies at hospitals and rehab facilities. My companion and I were stunned at the ignorance shown by so-called chefs and dieticians in food service companies.

0points

#18

Vegan Memes

Man in a coffin in a humorous vegan meme, appearing alive and using a laptop, challenging views on meat.

Final score:

99points

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Giorgio Prodoti 7 years ago

the only way to use this stock photo

65points

rossi pomares 7 years ago

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

1point

W. 5 7 years ago

This is so accurate :-) Nobody cared when I was sick before..but when someone discovers I am vegan it is "Oh, must be your lifestyle making you sick!" (Fun fact: No, I have a chronic illness which got better due to my diet-- it was as much a health reason to go vegan as for other reasons).

13points

Meowton Mewsk 7 years ago

I get the opposite. People assume I’m health food conscious and never get sick. I get a cold sometimes like errybody else.

2points

Alexan Kulbashian 6 years ago

I think this woman actually died because she was vegan https://time.com/4344556/mount-everest-death-climbing-vegan/

2points

Markus McCloud 7 years ago

*resurrects and straightens tie* "Listen here, you little s**t..."

2points

Jace 7 years ago

I’m vegan, but this one is just idiotic.

1point

Donna Manierre 7 years ago

LOL

0points

rossi pomares 7 years ago

HAHAHAHA!!!!

0points

Red 7 years ago

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

0points

Cordélia Leite 6 years ago

Lesson for your life: when someone dies, do NOT make judgmental comments, mind your business, respect this person and his or her family...otherwise risk being seen as a jerk. :)

-1point

Thirteen 2 years ago

You're so dumb i bet before you watched IT you thought Pennywise was an atm.

1point

Roxanne Stuart 7 years ago

Vegans do tend to live healthier lives, nutritionally, despite their lack of information =3

-2points

#19

Explanations Needed

Confused woman surrounded by mathematical equations, illustrating a funny vegan meme about perceptions on animal choices.

Final score:

94points

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LOttawa 7 years ago

Easy explanation, chickens, pigs, cows etc are raised for the purpose of being eaten. Cats and dogs aren't (in most parts of the world).

13points

Meowton Mewsk 7 years ago

That doesn’t address the spirit of the issue, which is about killing animals. Cats and dogs are bred as food in some places anyway, and it appalls you.

28points

Jace 7 years ago

That’s no explanation at all. The real answer is culture. You’re acculturated to rationalize an arbitrary inconsistency.

17points

Iapetos 7 years ago

Can I raise your offspring in a small cage and feed them on ground fish products?

13points

Puppiesarepeopletoo 7 years ago

but do they have to be?

6points

Katie 6 years ago

So... if I had a baby and raised her/him just to be eaten then it would be considered murder... They don't deserve to suffer because of their bad luck. Are you anti immigration for people that had tough situations because they were RAISED there so tough luck?

4points

Mr HAx 7 years ago

agree with u but pigs are also not eaten by almost 50 countries

4points

Tatu Bearcroft 6 years ago

So if I bred humans for meat that would be fine then? I don't put myself in any box according to my eating but your logic seems a bit off to me

3points

Hallie 6 years ago

That's not an explanation though.

3points

aussieguy6 7 years ago

china

2points

Cory Kent 1 year ago

The question that needs to be answered is what kind of society raises other animals for the purposes of killing them? Every animal wants to live its own life, becomes filled with fear and anxiety when you take it slaughtering houses, just as people would and do in horror movies. We do to animals what we would never wish upon ourselves and many people find that immoral. Not to mention we treat those animals poorly when we raise them for food. They live in terrible conditions that would be unlawful if they were done anywhere else in the world, but farming industries can do harm legally. People think they have the moral high ground because they don't kill certain animals, but many animals we kill are also loved and cared for by other people. So it's just a personal view that you're better because you don't kill the animals you disapprove of. Other people disapprove of your choices and you don't care, but you have an opinion on it when you don't like someone else's choice.

1point

Diana Morgan 6 years ago

Rabbits are meat too many but they are my pets and I am tired of people not seeing how sweet and gentle they are as pets.

1point

Julia Sharp 1 year ago

Do you think this was a cute comment? It's not. It's the response of an a*****e. Vegans have heard them all.

0points

Sinn Ella 2 years ago

Killing those that someone once cared about seems more barbaric.

0points

Noah Neidlinger 2 years ago

cows, pigs, chickens are a lot of the time not kept for meat

0points

the shrimp whisperer 3 years ago

and we dont kill them personally

0points

Raner 7 years ago

YEAH, DUH

0points

Petra Hinds 7 years ago

Lottawa but why?

-2points

Claire 7 years ago

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-3points

Rob Hextall 7 years ago

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-3points

John Flynn 7 years ago

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Kiki 7 years ago

Also, you care more about cows, pigs and chickens more than the field animals that die during plowing and harvesting because they are pretty much invisible to you. Why are the lives of cows and other such animals more important than the lives of field animals?

4points

mulk 7 years ago

It's a cultural thing... in Europe we eat horse

3points

Giovanni 7 years ago

And rabbit, and in some parts of Italy even cats (but that's technically illegal)

2points

Master Markus 7 years ago

I get that it doesn't make sense, but I don't like the idea of eating some animals, like dogs, cats, and horses because they're much better companion animals. I kind of feel the same about pigs, but I don't really like pork anyway. I feel like calling veganism "killing no animals" kind of... weird, because a lot of people don't directly kill animals, and stuff like clearing land for soy production is technically a "vegan" thing that can kill animals. Basically, veganism still has a footprint, so it's better to be realistic than on a high-horse about it.

2points

Full Name 7 years ago

I've had this thought for so many years. LOttawa left the perfect comment to sum up the faces in this meme.

1point

Cassie Ward-Renshaw 4 years ago

Why is it wrong to love ALL animals? 😢 i dont see a difference between a pig or a dog theyre both adorable

0points

Kyriakos Paraschis 6 years ago

I'm not a vegan but I don't kill animals either.

0points

Peter 2 years ago

Vegetarian? Or just leave the "wet jobs" to someone else?

0points

David Paracka 6 years ago

I don't kill any animals, just eat em!

0points

Mark Jaress 6 years ago

Sounds legit

0points

Dom Hunt 7 years ago

very culturally insensitive, in vietnam they eat dog often

0points

#20

Reusable Bags

Cartoon character looking at Earth with text about forgetting reusable bags; humorous vegan meme.

Final score:

91points

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Trixster Million 7 years ago

What does that have to do with being vegan?

63points

Jace 7 years ago

This is more like “vegan culture” than veganism.

9points

Claire 7 years ago

Vegans are often very aware of their impact on Earth and climate and try to do their best to not add to it.

3points

Alix BLAIR 5 years ago

i agree, but it does send a good message

0points

James Nester 7 years ago

Nothing, its veganist

-2points

Kathryn Harterink 7 years ago

Exactly

-2points

Meowton Mewsk 7 years ago

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Vicky Zar 7 years ago

In germany you can buy paper bags and cotton bags in every store. You don't need the plastic ones.

7points

Master Markus 7 years ago

Do paper ones stay together pretty well?

0points

Christina Sersif 7 years ago

I use them and I'm not vegan. I just like to recycle and help with preventing more global warming.

3points

Lianna Valdez 7 years ago

This isn't just a vegan thing . It is caring about your planet.

2points

Dom Hunt 7 years ago

you have o use a reusable bag 140 times to break even on carbon. Also most recycled bags, cant be recycled

1point

Markus McCloud 7 years ago

Level up your Dexterity, and you won't even need those! :P

1point

Master Markus 7 years ago

I hate plastic bags for other reasons as well: I take a bus to the grocery store and have to walk a bit, so if I forget reusable bags it's sometimes a race against time before the plastic bag handles just stretch out and break.

1point

Ross Hunt 6 years ago (edited)

Never use them anyway

0points

Tarryn Louise 6 years ago (edited)

I just pay for it all and put it back in the trolley without bags and then all in the boot of my car where I have 4,890,986 empty bags.

0points

Dom Hunt 7 years ago

Most recycled bags cant be recycled again and you have to use them about 140 times to off set

0points

#21

Tell Me The Relevancy Of It

A man in a purple outfit smirking with text about being vegan or vegetarian, highlighting a vegan meme.

Final score:

91points

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Uri Pardue 7 years ago

I'm a vegetarian with known food allergies to nuts and several types of bean. If I had a dollar for every time a vegan purposely added allergens to my food, I wouldn't need to get generic epipens.

34points

Carol Emory 7 years ago

I went to get my haircut and the hairdresser I got proceeded to tell me how she sometimes put chicken broth or chicken fat in dishes that she'd serve to her vegan friends during potlucks. She laughed as she said how they would call her up the next day telling her that they were sick all day the next day. I just looked at her, kept my mouth shut til she finished my hair..and as I paid for the haircut (no tip)..I turned to the manager and said I would not be back as long as she worked there when she's the type of person to risk her friends health just so she could get a laugh. I then told the stylist that I thought she was a s****y person for doing what she did and that she could kill someone or hospitalize someone who has an allergy to the ingredient. There is nothing funny about that. And I also told her I hope the next person she does that to brings her up on charges of assault or sues her for medical costs. The manager called me the next day to let me know the girl was fired.

37points

Magpie 7 years ago

!@ @ % !%^$^% ^* !!! That is evil. I am so sorry people do that to you.

13points

James Grey 7 years ago

That is just f****d up. Regardless of anyone's dietary differences, no one should EVER put something in your food that you do not/cannot eat. Or try to force you to eat it.

9points

Elizabeth Hale 7 years ago

Is it one vegan doing this to you? If it's a friend, I would be finding me a new friend pronto.

3points

Amanda Ferraz 7 years ago

You meant a NON vegan, right? Or, as asked before me, a specific vegan "friend" of yours?

2points

Thirteen 2 years ago

https://youtu.be/ps6YEbSTUkE

0points

Sarah Wiemer-Mattheus 6 years ago

Ohh that's horrible! I'm so damn alergic to saytan, I'dd kill (and probaply eat) somebody doing this (but only if saytan hadn't kill me in the first place...)

0points

Jace 7 years ago

Had you warned those vegans? Because if they did it in spite of your communication about your allergy, then they’re psychotic and deserve being brought up on charges of assault.

0points

DarkLumiya 7 years ago

Never come across anyone who cares that someone else is vegan or vegetarian. I have come across vegans who have called "meat eaters" "worse than murderers" though.

9points

Josie Jones 7 years ago

I eat mostly vegetarian or pescatarian food no one ever comments on it. But I don't say I'm vegetarian because it's not part of my identity? I just don't like how meat tastes and in honesty I feel a bit sick after so I just stopped eating meat. No big deal

5points

Wendillon 7 years ago

This affects me personally when you won't stop talking about it an constantly judge my food choices Karen.

4points

Master Markus 7 years ago

As long as you're not being like PETA spray-painting people's coats and s**t (which helps nobody), I don't care.

3points

Gerry Higgins 7 years ago

It affects me from your incessant chatter about how good I'd feel if I went vegan, how the animals suffer, how bad butter is for you etc etc etc. Just go vegan and shut up already.

2points

Blue Cicada 7 years ago

Hmm. I have rarely encountered an omnivore who lectures others because they are vegan or vegetarian. I regularly encounter vegans and vegetarians who will lecture coworkers, family members, classmates, teachers, and total strangers when they observe someone eating meat.

2points

Jace 7 years ago

Every time i witness a vegan talking about their food or lifestyle online, there are followup comments from meat eaters that amount to lecturing at best, and abuse at worst. I witness this constantly. CONSTANTLY. The precious little triggered snowflakes seem to be the meat eaters who can’t let a single mention of non-meat-eating go by without posting “but bacon” or posting photos of BBQ ribs, or something. I’ve not seen as CONSISTENT a type of behavior from vegans.

1point

Christina Sersif 7 years ago

I can say that to every vegan who brutally judges me for eating meat.

2points

Angela Anderson 7 years ago

You should be happy that I'm vegetarian. I am NOT going to be stealing your food.

2points

James Grey 7 years ago

Exactly! How? If I'm not putting you out of your way to make an entirely different meal for me, then it's none of your damn business.

1point

#22

Vegan Options

A man looking down, captioned about vegan options being just beer and vodka at a family BBQ; hilarious vegan meme.

Final score:

88points

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Hermien Scholten 7 years ago

a lot of beers aren't vegan. Animal products are used during filtering.

37points

Angela Anderson 7 years ago

Vodka it is then

15points

Carol Emory 7 years ago

Most ales are vegan. Most stouts are not.

3points

Hallie 6 years ago

Just a heads up, vegans already know this.

2points

Rabite 7 years ago

I think you are confusing beer with wine.

1point

Flisey 7 years ago

What sort of country do you live in? I don't think you could get away with using animal products to filter beer in NZ, we like our beer tasting of beer.

0points

Plant Pot 6 years ago

Don't go to a f*****g BBQ then and expect Vegan food. Bring your own s**t, aint nobody got time to hold your hand and prep you a special meal just cuz u wanna be healthy, f**k me man.

1point

Kaitlyn Smith 5 years ago

Okay calm down plant pot

0points

Sue Nissen Herdman 6 years ago

Alright alright alright

0points

#23

Expectations vs. Reality

Two-pane meme comparing idealized veganism discussion with chaotic conspiracy board discussion.

Final score:

86points

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meAgan 7 years ago

This is me whenever I try to make a point.

37points

Jace 7 years ago

That’s a problem then. Be more self-aware, rational, and calm about it, because you might be one of those vegans ruining it for the rest of us.

2points

Roxanne Stuart 7 years ago

I love how Vegans love to spread uninformed misinformation around the internet about their Fad Diet, albeit a healthy fad diet. Their diet IS indeed healthy, but a lot of vegans are NOT beneath spreading misinformation about Farming, and ranching because they have absolutely no knowledge of how it's done, and get all their information from groups of other clueless Vegans, and maybe PETA. Just so you're all aware, PETA kills more animals than it saves, just a little food for thought. IF you want to talk reasonably about farming practices, and post viable sources, I'm all for talking in the comment section of this post! Test my knowledge, and test yours! Heck, we may even become friends if you're not the Vegan on the right in this Meme.

2points

Whiterain25 furry 6 years ago

i mean honestly it's AMAZES me that we've come to the point where people are justifying murder

1point

Zeke Eckert 7 years ago

I agree.

1point

Plant Pot 6 years ago

Don't shove your poor life decision in our faces. You damn spergs.

-2points

Scott Halstead 7 years ago

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#24

Vegan Memes

Child making a confused face, wearing a red shirt, with text about eating veggies, illustrating a vegan meme.

Final score:

81points

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Jordy Star 7 years ago

EXACTLY!!!

29points

Kathryn Harterink 7 years ago

I really don't understand the problem with being vegan. You're not a criminal if you don't eat meat.

2points

Plant Pot 6 years ago

The Problem is that people who are vegan shove it in our faces at how better you are just because you don't eat meat. You folk are like infestation trying to spread a disease to force others to eat the same s**t that you do. And then you complain about it like you're all on your period.

0points

James Grey 7 years ago

The irony.😂😂😂

1point

TigerDRena 7 years ago

I'm so confused at this. Who the hell would get mad at you for being vegan? Especially when those people are your own parents?

1point

James Grey 7 years ago

It happens. People are that ignorant sometimes.

3points

Thirteen 2 years ago

mom when i was 6: EAT YO VEGGIES OR NO COOKIE. mom now (if i was vegan, but im not): eat some meat jeez youll starve to death

0points

SnowyLynx 7 years ago

Rip

0points

Dom Hunt 7 years ago

they want you to have a balanced diet

-2points

Martha V McLeod 7 years ago

How about, "I don't like what you choose to eat, why don't you enjoy it for me?"

-2points

Master Markus 7 years ago

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Meowton Mewsk 7 years ago

Of course you do. Because this is the sort of thing people just up and lie about. 🙄

2points

Trixster Million 7 years ago

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Meowton Mewsk 7 years ago

You look like an adult making fun of a child.

5points

#25

There's Always Something

Vegan meme featuring broccoli labeled with unexpected milk powder ingredient.

Final score:

81points

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Uri Pardue 7 years ago

Ingredients: aqua, vegetable oil, sugars (glucose, fructose), starch, carotene, tocopherol, riboflavin, nicotinamide, pantothenic acid, folic acid, biotin, ascorbic acid, palmitic acid, stearic acid, oleic acid, linolic acid, malic acid, oxalic acid, salicylic acid, purines, sodium, potassium, manganese, iron, coppr, zinc, phosphorus, chloride, colors, antioxidants. Scaaaary! Oh wait, those are an apple's ingredients...

29points

Jane Doe 7 years ago

This meme is about how milk gets added to all kinds of otherwise vegan food - not that chemicals are scary.

29points

Anne 7 years ago

Ah, but, a lot of seemingly normal items have weird additives added to them. You really have to read labels if you want to avoid certain ingredients.

10points

Virgil Blue 7 years ago

It's almost if life is chemicals isn't it? actually its ALL chemicals!

2points

Hallie 6 years ago

Well done, you know how to copy and paste.

0points

David Paracka 6 years ago

Don't forget carnuba wax!

0points

Roxanne Stuart 7 years ago

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-1point

Mindy Keys 7 years ago

Try buying any packaged food without garlic or onion. #allergiessuck

3points

Meowton Mewsk 7 years ago

F*****g WHYYYY

2points

Jace 7 years ago

Additives are common for many reasons. Deals with other businesses to get cheaper ingredients in bulk if they buy another product at the same time (which then has to be used somewhere) . Cheaper ingredients’ lower quality is masked by adding things. Replacing expensive ingredients with cheap ones (look at all the thickeners in foods that shouldn’t need them). Making food taste “better” to people who are fat and salt addicts. Etc.

2points

LaDonna Hulcy 7 years ago

IKR???

1point

Carlin Scott 7 years ago

I thought the store was joking when they labeled some of their ground meat gluten free and then I found out why many meats give me an upset stomach.

1point

Vicky Zar 7 years ago

Same goes for sugar. It is everywhere. Even in fries.

1point

Mariana Schneider 6 years ago

Being lactose intolerant :(

0points

Jace 7 years ago

Yeah, this drives me nuts. Dairy is an unnecessary ingredient in SO MANY PRODUCTS.

0points

Lorena Beshello 7 years ago

Ridiculous and pathetic

0points

Christina Sersif 7 years ago

Too much trouble IMO. If I ever became "vegan" I just wouldn't eat meat. I wouldn't become an ingredient reader and have a seizure if it contains gelatin.

0points

#26

Vegan Memes

Confused man reacting to a humorous vegan meme about the switch from eating meat.

Final score:

80points

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Hans 7 years ago

"You don't know what you're missing" is a weak argument for _anything_ actually. (No, I am not a vegan.)

53points

Tarmin Slingerfinger 7 years ago

In the original context where it was used, which is in a situation where a person is scared/nervous to try something new, it made a lot more sense. Because you tried to convince them that the reward of overcoming your fear might be good, and they "don't know what they're missing". But in any other context it's a pretty weak argument indeed.

5points

Bluebell Rizzi 7 years ago

I was raised (still am) vegetarian. When I was nine I had a guy waving a freaking sausage in my face and saying "you don't know what you're missing"

1point

Roxanne Stuart 7 years ago

They know what they're missing, but perhaps have been misinformed about the food that they used to eat? It's not uncommon for Vegans to not know anything about the farming methods that they detest, and will make up stupid s**t instead of researching it. Just for transparencies sake I'm not a Vegan, but I've come across some very interesting, and nice vegans who DO know what they're talking about, and are vegan not because of the FAD reasons. There are intelligent Vegans out there, and if you take offence to this post, you're probably not one of them ;3c

1point

Luther Lex 4 years ago

I know what I am missing - blood, pus, decaying flesh of heinously abused and murdered animals - and ummm I AM NOT MISSING IT

0points

frangee 4 years ago

I'm vegetarian, I get this so often. Do people seriously think I have never tasted meat? I made a decision, stop questioning it.

0points

Marta Puig 7 years ago

I have been this ways before the word vegan was created...since 4 years old

0points

Claire 7 years ago

We do know what we are missing! We are missing the pain, death, and the guilt of killing animals.

0points

Flisey 7 years ago

I have been a vegetarian my whole life (tree hugging hippy parents) and I often get told this. Yes, you're right, I don't know what I am missing. Thank you for stating the obvious.

0points

Christina Sersif 7 years ago

BACON

-1point

Christina Ann 6 years ago

Oh yeah, all that torture, cholesterol and saturated fat. Probably worth a stroke and heart disease too huh

0points

#27

Things To Read

Cartoon dog humorously reading a large book, representing vegan meme about label reading.

Final score:

80points

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Virgil Blue 7 years ago

Same for people with allergies, only they might really have a problem if they forget. Trust me on this.

46points

Carol Emory 7 years ago

Or if the manufacturer changes the formula without telling anyone. Lance sandwich crackers (peanut butter toast) were vegan. Then recently, they added milk to the process.

5points

Daria B 7 years ago

Or just people trying to lose (or maintain a healthy) weight.

1point

Henry Cheves 5 years ago

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0points

Katie 6 years ago

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0points

Bluebell Rizzi 7 years ago

From experience, I agree

0points

Martha V McLeod 7 years ago

And people with religious or cultural restrictions on what to eat.

0points

James Grey 7 years ago

Dire consequences. My vegan aunt has egg allergies. So even though she eats a lot of pasta, she has to check all the time that there is no egg added. She won't even use a pot that is used to cook anything but veggies. It's that bad. Her husband and kids all eat meat. I don't know how she does it. It would drive me cray cray.

0points

Miriam Vr 7 years ago

And vegetarians, too ;) It's not easy being green! But SO worth it :)

3points

CCL_2018 7 years ago

That's the problem with labels like "natural flavoring" a lot of canned tomato sauces have either chicken or beef stock in them, but it falls under natural flavoring

2points

Anne 7 years ago

Everybody with a diet these days

2points

Carol Emory 7 years ago

I've actually had to read less labels at the store because I cook with whole foods. There is no label on a fresh apple or a potato. All you have to watch out for is the sprays and treatments they use on fruits and veg. Like..I only buy organic Bananas because I found out conventional Bananas are sprayed with a repellant that's made from shells of shrimp and crabs.

1point

rena 7 years ago

Same goes for lactose intolerance

1point

Paulina 6 years ago

I have no dietary needs nor preferences - eat pretty much everything, yet I read labels too. I just simply care about not putting c**p into my body and making educated, healthy choices.

0points

Jace 7 years ago

I ALWAYS read the labels, even before I was vegetarian (later vegan). I care about what I put in my body, and what I support with my purchases.

0points

Claire 7 years ago

This is me!

0points

Flisey 7 years ago

Strawberry flavour has milk products in it!!!! My mum is vegan and christ it's hard shopping for her.

0points

#28

The Real Vegan Mystery

Close-up of a skeptical man with text questioning vegan patience, highlighting hilarious vegan memes.

Final score:

78points

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mulk 7 years ago

"Animal Proteins Are Complete, But Plant Proteins Are Not" https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/animal-vs-plant-protein

4points

Chyppa Homer 7 years ago (edited)

So it's okay to dreamily whisper to your pork chop: "You complete me..."

26points

Meowton Mewsk 7 years ago

Stop spreading ignorance. Whether or not one food item is a complete protein has nothing to do with a vegan diet as a whole including all the necessary protein. Failed google search.

15points

Jace 7 years ago

So add other plant items to your meal. Problem solved. It’s that easy. But no, let’s just spread misdirection and misinformation to bash veganism...

10points

Magpie 7 years ago

How often do you eat a one ingredient meal? Vegi / grain /nut combining to get quality protein has been a thing since at least the 1970s. ( I was there I read about it a lot )

10points

Full Name 7 years ago

You are stating that you HAVE to eat meat in order for your body to get all the essential amino acids? Research carefully before you reply.

7points

Catherine Schier 6 years ago (edited)

The notion of incomplete protein is confirmed to be a myth since decades ago. Our body stores amino acids and combines them to form complete protein in the body. It can be argued that plant based protein is also superior since animal protein is acidic, inflammatory and eating an excess can leech valuable minerals from the bones.

5points

Dannie Godfrey 5 years ago

This is a well spun myth. https://medium.com/tenderlymag/busting-the-myth-of-incomplete-plant-based-proteins-960428e7e91e In any case, by pairing incomplete proteins together you create a complete protein source. Examples of these combos include rice and black beans, hummus and whole-wheat crackers, quinoa and corn, and whole-wheat bread and peanut butter. Don’t worry if you’re not pairing foods at every eating occasion, though. “You don't need to eat complementary proteins together at every meal, aim to get a variety of proteins throughout the day, and you'll get ample amounts of each amino acid.”says Kate Wilson McGowan, RDN, dietitian

3points

Ryan-Michele Eagleton 7 years ago

Quinoa, yo.

3points

Tanner Blake 3 years ago

I don’t know of any vegan that sits down to a meal of one ingredient. Such rubbish

1point

Official_Blink 4 years ago

Sir , I'm on a vegetarian diet from over 12 years and Im totally healthy..... The information you are getting from google is totally wrong

1point

Thirteen 2 years ago

ok doctor

0points

Mel 6 years ago

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-1point

Claire 7 years ago

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-2points

Wendillon 7 years ago

From my experience *most* have no patience or tolerance for others....at least in my area. I don't care if people want to be vegan but I do care if they try to shove that down the throat of others.

3points

Grumble O'Pug 7 years ago

Fox!!

2points

Marnee DeRider 7 years ago

What I don't get is that people could never survive in the wild on a purely vegetarian (vegan?) diet. There are nutrients you can not get without mean, and fat is very essential. Children need those fats and those nutrients. To deprive them of that would be abuse. So, this diet is a new thing, and is something that not everyone in the world could do. Having said that, I think it's horrific and disgusting the way big-farm animals are treated, and I realize many people in "Western" countries eat way too much red meat for their own good (and just basically don't get enough vegetables, variety, or fiber). But why should we go against our own biology and nutritional needs altogether?

1point

Official_Blink 4 years ago

My grandfather is 76 year old and has never touched meat. He is healthy and happy. And in India , Most of the people are Vegan/Vegetarian and ARE VERY HEALTHY

0points

Roxanne Stuart 7 years ago

Ah vegans and their selective research. Vegan Search: "MEAT IS BAD" Non Vegan Search: "Is meat bad, and if so, How?", or, Vegan Search: "ANIMAL CRUELTY IN FARMS", Non Vegan Search, "How are [Insert animal/product here] farmed?". Suffice to say, most vegans do incomplete research on their topics, and only muddy up the conversation with uninformed misinformation. Or they spread outright lies because they saw a picture of something they didn't understand, didn't like it, and made s**t up. There are, of course, intelligent vegans out there, I know a couple of these vegans, and they're very nice people. We don't need to talk about food because I know that they're on the level about how they're farmed and have different, and more intelligent, reasons for being vegan.

1point

Trixster Million 7 years ago

Where do vegans get their Vitamin B-12 from? Either supplements from animal or microorganism sources or they die. One cannot live a full life span on a 100% vegan diet.

1point

Official_Blink 4 years ago

Nutritional Yeast. Marmite + Yeast Spreads. Fortified Soy + Almond Milk. Plant-Based Meats. Fortified Cereals. Tempeh. Chlorella. Nori Seaweed.

3points

Frank Rives 6 years ago

Same place non-vegans get their patience concerning vegans who won't shut up about their diet and guilting us about ours.

0points

Foxyloxylou 7 years ago

we get our patience from the veggies and yes im vegan/Vegetarien

0points

James Nester 7 years ago

So true!

0points

Dom Hunt 7 years ago

Dont plants eat animals as well?

0points

#29

Vegan Facts

Cute goat looking smug in a collage, illustrating a humorous vegan meme.

Final score:

71points

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meAgan 7 years ago (edited)

I like this kid. She got attitude.

54points

Grumble O'Pug 7 years ago

She’s not a lamb, she’s a kid. (Aka baby goat)

10points

Fiendhunter 7 years ago

Anyone actually looks up facts and admits their mistakes about this subject in particular...? People tend to be very prideful of their beliefs on diet (or anything else for that matter).

5points

Master Markus 7 years ago

I'm going to say that this meme also ignores the fact that there are definitely vegans who ignore that veganism isn't some totally-perfect-no-footprint lifestyle, just as anyone can get with an ideology. Overall, I'm looking into this stuff because I like to see an actual economic and scientific perspective on these issues and not something from a specifically pro- or anti- vegan site that probably doesn't have citations.

1point

GlassOfWater 7 years ago

Getting people to look at facts is one thing. But getting them to believe the facts is another.

1point

Kerri Milam 5 years ago

The problem is that they never do actually look it up....too afraid of the truth. :/

0points

Jace 7 years ago

So few people do.

0points

Roxanne Stuart 7 years ago

I mean...SOME Vegans give good information. Not all vegans do, just pointing it out. But if you point me to bad information, and I find other sources, plural here, that say that your source is wrong, you can damned well bet I'll be sending them your way.

0points

Tao 7 years ago

Is using lamb pictures to make this meme not animal exploitation ? Was this animal paid or rewarded for having use his image )

0points

Gerry Higgins 7 years ago

Here's a vegan fact.... very few plants have calcium and vegan are known to have weaker than normal bones.

0points

LoneWolfie 7 years ago

So friggin cute

0points

Full Name 7 years ago

My baa-aaa-aaad!

0points

#30

Plant Based Diet

Gorilla playfully gesticulating at audience, humorous vegan meme suggesting muscle building on a plant-based diet.

Final score:

70points

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Carol Emory 7 years ago

Anyone who doesn't believe it, look up veganism and professional athletes.

28points

Terra Rapoport 6 years ago

You should ask Cam Newton how that is working out for him.

0points

Roxanne Stuart 7 years ago

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SnowyLynx 7 years ago

Too funny

5points

Rob Hextall 7 years ago

I totally get it by the way but I think it's funnier that the gorilla is a bit chubby... I put this down to the fact that this one is in captivity and they have been known to be fed on "nutritional biscuits" which contain extra sugars and starchy items. I also read that it gives them heart problems! But...the gorillas in the wild that eat a more natural plethora of vegetables are generally solid!

2points

Zeke Eckert 7 years ago

Thats hilarious.

1point

Trixster Million 7 years ago

Gorillas will eat meat, they're just not predators.

1point

Rob Hextall 7 years ago

Mostly veg though like chimps and they have canines 10 times the length of ours so that tells most people that we should be eating less meat than them. A chimp eats 98% veg so if that is anything to go by I’ll let you work out how much meat we should eat... Also, if a chimp or gorilla spots a small mammal or insect it will go for it naturally. When was the last time you stopped yourself from charging after that squirrel. If you eat meat/dairy these days (unless you live somewhere you can’t buy good plant based produce) then you simply either don’t care for the planet or the animals or even your fellow human beings. Very selfish attitude :-(

6points

746mx8qggx 8 months ago

The protein leverage hypothesis applies to all animals, carnivores, herbivores, omnivores, and it explains why many herbivores such as gorillas, hippos, rhinos, elephants are fat, n chunky…it’s because they have to eat so much plant matter to get the daily protein their body needs to maintain muscle. Plants have protein but in small quantities.The sheer volume of ‘carbs’ (starches and sugars) they have to consume to get their daily protein requirement causes them to store excess sugars as fat. A bit like humans who load up with carbs and eat too little protein really…cool meme

0points

Colby Perry 6 years ago

But apes and Chimps hunt and eat small animals

0points

Bruno Santana 6 years ago

Humans are more than 4mi years far away from Gorillas in evolutionary timeline...

0points

Rider 6 years ago

https://www.nationalgeographic.com/news/2010/3/100305-first-proof-gorillas-eat-monkeys-mammals-feces-dna/

0points

Roxanne Stuart 7 years ago

Except that Gorillas are herbivores, humans are OMNIVORES, we can eat both, and most of us do. We Humans get more nutrients and vitamins from a Varied diet of both Meat, vegetables, fruit, berries, fungi, and such. WE. ARE. OMNIVOROUS!

0points

#31

Explaining Veganism

Four people humorously explaining veganism to a mirror, shadow, wall, and statue.

Final score:

68points

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Virgil Blue 7 years ago

What it feels like to explain a food allergy to people insisting that "But it tastes really good!"

60points

Kiss Army Premium 7 years ago

I am allergic to seafood... ALL seafood. When I tell people this, they are always, "What about catfish?" or "What about crab?" or "What about shrimp?", etc... I am always like "What part of ALL SEAFOOD is confusing to you?!?!?"

14points

Chyppa Homer 7 years ago

Statue gets it

8points

Anne 7 years ago

then... don't. Do it for your self, for your own motives and unless sharing a meal with someone else cooking.. don't explain.

6points

Ola Polowczyk 7 years ago

If someone explains it using logic arguments - okay, I take it. If someone patronizes me and tries to violently change my mind, like using phrases like "you are a murdered" or "I am a level higher than you" - then sorry, but this is not "explaining", but terrorising everyone into your opinion. You can eat whatever you want, just don't look into my plate.

4points

LoneWolfie 7 years ago

I'm vegetarian and people always think I only eat vegetables. Like whenever I'm eating bread there's always this one person being like "But you're vegetarian!" UGH. Also people think I'd get offended when they say they don't like vegetables. I don't get why it's so hard for people to process

3points

Linouchka 99 7 years ago

Why do you have to explain it to people who 1 : aren't interested 2: don't care 3: likely didn't ask about it ? Just do your thing and don't push it on anybody, TYVM

1point

Grumble O'Pug 7 years ago

Lol!!

1point

Arivelo Ratovoarison 7 years ago

minoh

0points

Roxanne Stuart 7 years ago

That's also how talking to a Vegan can feel, especially if they aren't intelligent. There are intelligent Vegans out there, I know a few, but most vegans I spar with, in the comment section, don't do their research, and are quite narrow minded.

0points

Lorena Beshello 7 years ago

Cause noone will ever get your point

0points

#32

The Avocado Problem

Hilarious vegan meme featuring avocados showing quick ripening process from fresh to spoiled in one minute.

Final score:

66points

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Robert Wiersema 7 years ago

Lemon juice. Just saying.

22points

Lun 7 years ago

That'll change it to 1:03pm :D

4points

Hikikomori 7 years ago

Avocado: not ripe... Avocado: not ripe... Avocado: not ripe... Avocado: I'M RIPE NOW... Avocado: okay you were in the bathroom so I rotted.

6points

Christie Wilson 7 years ago

Non-vegan eat avocados too

3points

Master Markus 7 years ago

I don't understand the appeal of avocados.

2points

Captain Marvel 7 years ago (edited)

Perhaps you have never eaten them properly...when spread on warm, thick toast with lemon juice and salt, or mashed into a spread for dipping, or even placed in small bits, raw into a salad, they are DELICIOUS.

3points

SnowyLynx 7 years ago

Rip the lifespan

1point

Trisha Lynn 6 years ago

😂

0points

Cheryl Meader 7 years ago

Yup story of all our avocados

0points

Kiki 7 years ago

Well of course. Once cut, they brown quickly.

0points

DarkLumiya 7 years ago

apparently Vegans don't eat avocado cos they are produced through bees

-2points

Krystine Patterson 7 years ago

Almost every plant on the planet is pollinated via bees...so I guess vegans will be starving then if they believe that.

6points

#33

Vegan Memes

Coconut used humorously in kitchen appliances, showcasing a funny vegan meme about not knowing how to start being vegan.

Final score:

65points

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Robert Wiersema 7 years ago

Oh for c**p sake, everyone knows you microwave those till tender.

56points

Jhoa 7 years ago

I slow-cook mine in the sun from 12:00 to 13:00.

4points

Mr HAx 7 years ago

i swear, i didn't know that before

1point

Alix BLAIR 5 years ago

i deep-fry them in themselves

0points

James 7 years ago

i always freeze them then wet them then boil them

0points

Full Name 7 years ago

Ewwww. You savage!

0points

Kesyra 7 years ago

This is just me generally in the kitchen.

6points

SnowyLynx 7 years ago

You can always google a good vegan meal

2points

Rachelle 7 years ago

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Jace 7 years ago

I never had dramatic problems like this. I didn’t choose my lifestyle randomly, without any prior knowledge.

1point

rossi pomares 7 years ago

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

0points

Eevastiina Rindell 7 years ago (edited)

Hmmm... juice is vegan, friench fries are vegan, toast is vegan and for example ratatouille is vegan. So what is the point of this meme?

0points

Carol Emory 7 years ago

That's what cook books are for. OhSheGlows and Thug Kitchen are the best.

0points

#34

The Shrinking Spinach Trick

Hilarious vegan meme comparing a forest of spinach cooking down to a small portion on a plate.

Final score:

65points

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Jordy Star 7 years ago

is it weird if I kinda like cooked spinach over raw spinach?

5points

Master Markus 7 years ago

I only like raw spinach in sandwiches, but you can cook it without it getting really mushy, you just don't do it for very long.

4points

Linouchka 99 7 years ago

I loooooooooove shredded mushed cooked pureed spinach ! Can't take it in leaves. Not the same taste, weird, I know...

3points

Thirteen 2 years ago

its not.

1point

Dani 6 years ago

No. I think almost everyone prefers it that way

1point

holo it's me 7 years ago

it's understandable

1point

Flare 5 years ago

I only like spinach raw.

0points

Kiki 7 years ago

Yes. It's horribly mushy. There are only two ways I like cooked spinach, in Palak Paneer or in lentil soup.

0points

Captain Awesome 2 years ago

It's much better with bacon and butter

1point

Trisha Lynn 6 years ago

So true!! 😂😂

0points

Kathryn Harterink 7 years ago

This is why i only eat raw spinach.

0points

Lianna Valdez 7 years ago

Very true.

0points

SnowyLynx 7 years ago

So true though

0points

MD Martinez 6 years ago

Raw is better. Spinach cooked is gross.

-1point

James 7 years ago

well vegans must HATE nature if they get that much

-1point

#35

Vegan Memes

Two people hugging with text about vegan food options at a restaurant.

Final score:

64points

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SnowyLynx 7 years ago

Thank God for those kind of people

26points

Claire 7 years ago

I love these people! I go to a very small school (less than 200 kids in the high school) and my father (who is a teacher) and I are the only vegans so the chiefs make something just for us or put aside food so we can get something we can eat. I am always so grateful.

3points

Peter 2 years ago

That's great to see. It's right to appreciate someone who has gone out of their way to cater to your specific needs. What I dislike is people who think they have some kind of "right" to demand special treatment and the creation of off-menu meals for them. If you don't like or can't eat what is on the menu, then choose another restaurant.

0points

Trisha Lynn 6 years ago

They're called 'Empaths'. lol

-1point

Plant Pot 6 years ago

And then the waitress arrives with some Lettuce and a piece of paper with this written on. '' GTFO my restraunt, sincerely the owner. '' My hero.

-1point

Christina Ann 6 years ago

Do you want some crayons and a coloring book? Grow the f**k up

1point

Carmen Murray 6 years ago

I had that experience recently and the food was bloody gorgeous.

-1point

Dom Hunt 7 years ago

yea, take the steak out of steak and chips, not hard

-2points

#36

Vegan Memes

Final score:

60points

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Ilona Orlova 7 years ago

You know you can order your meals in advance, right?

0points

Angela Anderson 7 years ago

I feel the same way when taking orders on a plane. Looks like I'll have the beer and vodka, please.

0points

Ryo Bakura 7 years ago

If everyone at a party is trying to eat the vegan food, are they all vegans, or is the "vegan food" just a salad?

-1point

Audri Good 7 years ago (edited)

When I was vegan, usually the vegan food at parties would be plain potato chips or pretzels and maybe some guacamole. I did have times at church potlucks that by the time I got through the line, those options were gone. One time I brought about 5 gallons of vegan stew just so I knew Id get some. Lol

1point

Roxanne Stuart 7 years ago

"And everyone is trying to eat it"......somehow I doubt that? Unless you invited a bunch of Vegans, one meat eater, and the place only provided food for the meat eater? MOST people who aren't vegan will TRY something that's vegan, but will stick to what they know.

-2points

LaDonna Hulcy 7 years ago

Hummus....

1point

#37

Vegan Memes

Final score:

60points

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Zeke Eckert 7 years ago

Wow.

4points

Nikki D 7 years ago

Ugh, I hated her on this show!

0points

Roxanne Stuart 7 years ago

I mean, if your parents are only angry that you're a Vegan, they're probably farmers and taught you how animals are raised properly, and you still believe the BS that's online....just one scenario. Another scenario is that your parents are a******s.

-3points

Jace 7 years ago

Raised properly? B******t online? What? There’s no “proper way” to enslave and kill fellow animals for our convenience.

0points

Ben Smith 7 years ago

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#38

Vegan Memes

Final score:

58points

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Hans 7 years ago

Technically, it is rather about how to make it non-vegan. Although I have to admit I do not understand why you need to be idealogical about it. I avoid eating meat. Someone cooking something vegetarian in he pan with the sausages next to it, with fat spilling over? Well, what is the deal?

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Nora AlMeida 7 years ago

I do the same (I don’t care if some accidental fat spilled over, or used a pan that might have some animal fat residue on it). But those who have an issue with having their vegan food touched by the fat spilling over from someone else’s food, is that some vegans are vegans mainly for the animals (not for the environment nor for their own health), so they feel disgusted by the fact that a slaughtered animal, that didn’t have to die, is inside them.

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Kati Vallius 7 years ago

Vegetarian = no meat, vegan = no animal products

8points

Vicky Zar 7 years ago

I know at least 1 person, who is allergic to some meat products. Another one has digesting problems when eating some kinds of fat. So, it can have health reasons.

6points

W. 5 7 years ago

Why do you think it is just an idealogy? Might be health issues. Might be religious. You just don't know.

6points

Katie Jamberri Nails 7 years ago

Sausage fat is part of sausage. You're eating sausage.

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Meowton Mewsk 7 years ago

I’m pretty hardcore vegan but I don’t really give a s**t about cross contamination that much. I just want my food to be vegan. Sitting on the same grill as a pork chop isn’t going to change it. Hopefully.

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Carol Emory 7 years ago

Usually..I just volunteer to help cook the meal. Most of the people I know are up for learning how to cook vegan..so they appreciate the help.

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Jace 7 years ago

So long as it’s a bit of mild cross-contamination, I put up with it at restaurants. The longer I’m vegan, the harder it is to put up with contamination though. Think of it this way: do you feel better with only a little bit of human blood, skin, or hair in your food?

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Ana Mihai 7 years ago

Ahahahaha my sister, whenever somebody cooks for her 🤣🤣

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James Grey 7 years ago

Cooking vegan meals...no animal products whatsoever. If someone knows you're vegan and you can't trust them to be reliable and honest when cooking for you, they're not worth having you as a friend/partner_ etc.

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Christina Sersif 7 years ago

salads it is.

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Virgil Blue 7 years ago

If you are like this you are obsessing too much. It's not like accidentally eating something that got a little bit of animal fat on it despite the chefs best efforts is hardly going to harm you. It's not like having a peanut allergy.

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Gerald Jarick 7 years ago

Vegan is an mental illness close to paranoïa. No surprise

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OOF 7 years ago

I'd sit with em

13points

SnowyLynx 7 years ago

Sorry man

1point

James 7 years ago

hey my bench

0points

Jace 7 years ago

This is where I live too.

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Zeke Eckert 7 years ago

That's sad. 😢

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MnM2520 7 years ago

Oof

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Plant Pot 6 years ago

Pretty sure you can fit about 10 people that are Vegan in that seat. Y'kno since they are all anorexic at this point.

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mulk 7 years ago

You have no friend?

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Thirteen 2 years ago

Fax, without fax machine. this spittin facts!

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Roxanne Stuart 7 years ago

Countries that eat dogs and cats sometimes don't have other sources of meat. Like North Korea, and I hate to put North Korea in any kind of good light simply because of their leader, though the people there didn't choose him....Anyways, They don't get Beef, Chicken, pork, or many other kinds of meat, and thus raise dogs for food, instead of companionship. Countries that Raise animals that are generally seen as "Pets" by western society for food are generally in very bad situations, and probably couldn't live on a Vegan diet even if they wanted to. A Vegan diet is only viable because of First world technology, and trade. You wouldn't be able to SURVIVE a Vegan diet if we weren't in present day First World countries. That's how stupid Vegan diets really are. If the world goes to hell in a hand basket, you're eating whatever you can catch, if it's a carrot, to the rabbit that's eating it.

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Thirteen 2 years ago

nerd alert

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Rokas Mikutis 7 years ago

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Morten Jensen 7 years ago

i don't really care what meat i am eating if it just taste good

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A Dyke From The Dreamworld 7 years ago

Same here to be honest. And here come the downvotes! I welcome the downvotes with open arms!

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Rob Hextall 7 years ago

...and it's your choice to continue that line of thinking Patricia. If you don't care about animals or the planet then carry on with your head in the sand. Eating something that tastes delicious to you doesn't necessarily make it the right thing to keep doing does it...

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Carol Emory 7 years ago

I got news for all those Americans out there. When Lewis and Clark led their little expedition of the Louisiana Purchase, they didn't have a lot of supplies near the end of their trek. They crossed the Rocky Mountains only to come into what is now Washington State, starving and tired. The Nez Perce provided them with smoked salmon and tubers. The men got sick. So what did they eat. They traded for puppies and ate them instead. These are also the men that were so desperate for smoking tobacco that they stripped bark off of trees and smoked it instead when they ran out.

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Master Markus 7 years ago

I don't see your point. People have eaten even other humans in desperate situations too. I don't think anyone was arguing that nobody ever ate dogs on the American continent.

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mulk 7 years ago

and horses! and insect!

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Analyn Lahr 7 years ago

Can fish cuddle you though?

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Trixster Million 7 years ago

Pigs are too intelligent to eat, and dogs and cats are predators and also intelligent. Cows, fish, and fowl are all evolved within our ecosystem to provide food for the predators.

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Manyin Tom 7 years ago

right,....so if i think you're stupid , can I eat you?

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Claire 7 years ago

Yes, but would you eat a dumb person or a dumb dog? Just because something is not as smart does not mean it should die first. I have a dove who is SO DUMB, but I love her and would do anything to keep her safe. Her favorite things to do are kiss me and snuggle, should she be killed and eaten because she is not smart?

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Master Markus 7 years ago

That's close to my thoughts. Though I'd also add horses to my "don't usually eat" animals because I like them. Cows are something I think I could bond to that level with as well, but fish and fowl are always just too unintelligent as far as I can tell.

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ThatJeremyKid 7 years ago

I would eat them all... I don't judge other peoples cultural diet... except cannibals I guess... even then I still wonder...

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Ewa Sadowska 7 years ago

I assume cooking isn't an option.

12points

Katie Jamberri Nails 7 years ago

Not everyone cooks.

6points

S. 6 years ago

I assume people can't want to go out and eat sometimes.

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Cordélia Leite 6 years ago

Each person has a different way of life and there are many reasons to not cook, all of them valid. Learn to respect that.

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Zeke Eckert 7 years ago

That's so me.

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Master Markus 7 years ago

You've gotta learn to cook or have a lot of money.

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Chyppa Homer 7 years ago

Whaaat ? No, I never found it offensive when someone explained to me why they're vegan. Exhausting, yes, but never offensive

19points

Meowton Mewsk 7 years ago

It’s only exhausting because you feel the need to protect yourself.

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Rabite 7 years ago

If you find it exhausting then just don't ask? It's probably more exhausting to the people who always have to talk about this.

2points

Official_Blink 4 years ago

YOU, never found it offensive , But some people do as they won't accept the fact that' you can live without taking lives of animals

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frangee 4 years ago

You're obviously just a reasonable person. (I'm just kidding some people are usually reasonable and still somehow offended by this.)

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A Dyke From The Dreamworld 7 years ago

Me too. It's pesky but not offensive.

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Shef 7 years ago

I'm only offended if a vegan gives me c**p for eating food or they force a vegan diet on their pets.

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red wolf 7 years ago

Try STFU about being vegan everytime you open your mouth...then you wouldnt have to 'explain', because believe it or not, no one gives a toss what you eat...

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DarkLumiya 7 years ago

honestly no one really cares, it's more like "explaining to someone why i am vegan even though no one asked"

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Official_Blink 4 years ago

What if They asked !

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Christina Sersif 7 years ago

Idc if you're vegan. Just don't judge me because I'm not.

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Dom Hunt 7 years ago

how is it offensive to be vegan? its just boring to listen to your holier then thou b******t while i enjoy a steak

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Official_Blink 4 years ago

If you tell us you like stake , That's ok. But if we say we eat a vegan diet , That's bullshit ?

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Roxanne Stuart 7 years ago

"Trying to explain why you're vegan without offending anyone" maybe try "I don't like meat." and if they get offended, explain that it's not ruining their steak, and that they should pay attention to what they eat, instead of what you eat. On that matter, so long as you don't try to shove your Vegan lifestyle down my throat, we can be great friends! Hell, I'd even go to the occasional Vegan only restaurant with you. Just don't expect me to change my way of eating because you are Vegan, and we'll be fine =3

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ThatJeremyKid 7 years ago

I don't find anything offensive about vegan beliefs... I just don't need to hear about them... all the time... I did not ask... just say "vegan" and we're good... leave it there.

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Lorena Beshello 7 years ago

Noone gets offended by the fact that you are a vegan, get over it!

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Claire 7 years ago

I just say what I know and, while I don't attack or criticize them, I let them be offended. I do not agree with their choices and actually think what they are doing is cruel and unnecessary, so if they are offended and listen to me, they might change their minds.I never try to offend people, but often just bringing up veganism does that.

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Carol Emory 7 years ago

When I worked at a Whole Foods that was having a Grand Opening, we were fed lunches during the set up process. They were considerate enough to have vegan options for lunch...and they closely guarded it to make sure that those who were strict vegans had first shot at the food before the omnivores. I wish I could have continued working for them.

21points

Hard 2 Guess 7 years ago

I know exactly what you mean. I worked at Whole foods for over 12 years and it was the best job I had. Had to quit due to bad back. We had free food every Thanksgiving and Christmas with options for every dietary lifestyle as well as religious dietary lifestyles. Also in summer when manager did BBQ for employees they always had two grills one for meat and one for Alternative meat. This was before Amazon bought it, I don't know how it is now that Amazon owns it.

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Roxanne Stuart 7 years ago

"before the omnivores", as though somehow choosing to be Vegan miraculously turns you into an Herbivore. No, your choice of food doesn't change the fact that you're an omnivore. Nice try. BUT! On a positive note, I do praise that store for it's one good quality: making sure that Vegans actually get to eat the vegan food.

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Dom Hunt 7 years ago

thats a bit unfair, your vegan food is just sides for us

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Master Markus 7 years ago

I'm not a vegan, but I have a similar feeling about BBQs like this because they usually only have cheap hamburgers and hotdogs, which I can't stand.

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Markus McCloud 7 years ago

... and a vegan co-worker provides a kick-a*s pasta salad that even the non-vegans like (smile immediately returns)

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Sytske Bosma 7 years ago

Oh yes know this one as a vegetarian, had French bread and fruit salad die diner...

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Hans 7 years ago

With gelatine-cleared wine!

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Magpie 7 years ago

I just found out was Isinglass is this year. ack. fish bladders / guts. used to "clarify" beers and wines. ...how on earth any ever worked that out?????

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Bami Bal 7 years ago

Bacon

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Thirteen 2 years ago

bacon

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A. L. Luscher 3 years ago

People ask me, "but what about bacon???" I don't like the taste of meat, that includes bacon XD

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Cassie Ward-Renshaw 4 years ago

Can anyone explain to me why this happens? It must be a joke but i dont get it 😅

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Thirteen 2 years ago

Vegans dont eat meat. Bacon is meat. Vegans hate meat. simple!

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Foxyloxylou 7 years ago

i miss bacon... #vegansacrifices

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Thirteen 2 years ago

dont be vegan. its easy..

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Markus McCloud 7 years ago

Eggplant bacon

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Ryo Bakura 7 years ago

Chicken! Wait, I think I got it wrong.

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S. 6 years ago

No, you've got it right. Chicken is the best.

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ThatJeremyKid 7 years ago

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Zeke Eckert 7 years ago

Bacon

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Bianca Zuidhoek 7 years ago

Just like: "sugar free"

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Master Markus 7 years ago

The problem with "sugar free" isn't usually that it's not sugar free but that it has other sweetners in it anyway.

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Rebekah 7 years ago

So true. I have read more labels since my sister went vegan 10 years ago. It's rather eye opening.

1point

Daniel 7 years ago

Looks like sam smith

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Roxanne Stuart 7 years ago

You say that, but you probably still eat Avocados: https://www.news-journal.com/features/taste/if-you-don-t-eat-honey-because-you-are-a/article_98febc9c-d4b4-11e8-8ee2-0f5dceff2135.html

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Uri Pardue 7 years ago

If it says vegan then it is, the label has strict legal guidelines.

-2points

Tim Fischer 7 years ago

not true. ingredients. Yes, but some production steps are involving non-vegan things and are not listed

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Chyppa Homer 7 years ago

But you're obviously thinking about it, because that's a slice of ham :D

36points

holo it's me 7 years ago

or a cheese wheel

3points

Master Markus 7 years ago

Did someone just re-make a bad meme chart trying to be sassy? Probably not your best work, person who made this.

1point

Dom Hunt 7 years ago

plants scream when they are killed. your monsters

0points

Roxanne Stuart 7 years ago

All I see with this pie chart. Chances of cramming the fact that I'm vegan down someone's throat: YES! Also Yes, BUT IN YELLOW! Yes, you're vegan, you don't have to make a pie chart, thanks.

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Zeke Eckert 7 years ago

Again, wow.

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DarkLumiya 7 years ago

what, why WHY DO PEOPLE CARE ABOUT SOMEONE ELSES LIFE

9points

Katie Jamberri Nails 7 years ago

I have no idea, but every day I have strangers, co-workers and acquaintances all trying to tell me how to live every aspect of my life.

4points

Dom Hunt 7 years ago

vegans love to tell your your eating wrong

1point

Roxanne Stuart 7 years ago

I don't hate vegans specifically, I hate TOXIC Vegans, the ones that try to change you to vegan with guilt trips and false information, and other underhanded methods. I personally don't care what other people eat, so long as they let me eat whatever I choose to eat. Live and Let Live, unless someone tries to shame you for your choices, then you punch that person right in the mouth.

1point

James Grey 7 years ago

Usually my cue to tell them to mind their own effing business.

1point

Magpie 7 years ago

" The reason vegans and vegetarians are sooo annoying is that they are right. " Adam Hills. on the Last Leg.

1point

Magpie 7 years ago

and yes i still eat the meat my kind neighbours give me, any time there is too much food at their house.

0points

Christina Sersif 7 years ago

Idk where is the soul located

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Trixster Million 7 years ago

He's taking his teeth out?

8points

Belle_Pandamonium 7 years ago

:-D

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Master Markus 7 years ago

It's weird that this is being treated like "a vegan thing". Most humans like food and want to find the best possible places for food while on holiday.

2points

Roxanne Stuart 7 years ago

5-10% of the world is Vegan, so your adventure will be widespread, and possibly exciting as you search for small pockets of people who don't eat animal products or bi-products! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vegetarianism_by_country The information is sporatic, but there isn't much information on the amount of vegans in the world. I wish you luck on your journey? =P

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Brandi Gates 7 years ago

What's an ADENTURE? I wanna go....

0points

Debbie Andersson 7 years ago

Correction here, this is for vegetarian food, vegan food would be getting into Mordor in the end and throwing the ring into the lava, which is, next to impossible.

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mulk 7 years ago

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/shortcuts/2015/oct/21/almond-milk-quite-good-for-you-very-bad-for-the-planet

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Iapetos 7 years ago

yeah oat milk is better

6points

Martha Meyer 7 years ago

Eating beef is very bad for the planet, since the soy to feed them is destroying the rain forest, too. So what exactly is your argument? A lot of industrial food production is problematic.

3points

EvilDinosaur 7 years ago

Newscientist did an evaluation of all the different types of ‘milk’- highly recommend a read if you want to switch or learn more about the different options.

1point

Roxanne Stuart 7 years ago

"Eating beef is very bad for the planet", so is smoking, so is driving, but you do probably do at least one of those, and if you live in the USA, you probably sit in traffic jams for long periods of time. "Triggered Omnivore", I'll tell you what I said in another post: Just because you choose a Vegan lifestyle doesn't miraculously change your species from Human to Gorilla, you always have been, and always will be a Human, which is OMNIVOROUS, not Herbivorous. (not a direct quote). And for those of you who aren't following Science, we're making meat in laboratories without the cow, pig, or chicken. What do you say to lab grown MEAT that isn't plant based?

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Roxanne Stuart 7 years ago

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meAgan 7 years ago

Whoa, I'll tell my very health-nut mom. Thanks for that.

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Full Name 7 years ago

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Uri Pardue 7 years ago

Then you discover that your friend is allergic. Don't do this.

11points

Nia Loves Art 7 years ago

Unless you know that your friend is not allergic.

0points

Hans 7 years ago

While I drink milk, I never liked the taste of milk in coffee. However, unsweetened coconut-based milk really has something...

3points

Wendillon 7 years ago

Then it turns out they have a nut allergy and you just killed them by substituting without asking

2points

Bored Fox 7 years ago

That would be dangerous to change the milk without telling to the customer because some people are allergic to almonds.

2points

Bluebell Rizzi 7 years ago

Mulk be like "evidence"

0points

Analyn Lahr 7 years ago

Better check to make sure they're not allergic to almonds first though.

0points

Betty Hilliker 7 years ago

Congratulations, you may have just killed someone with an almond allergy.

0points

Xina Imad 7 years ago

ewwww almond milk in coffee is a mess

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N S 7 years ago

looking at the label, it is probably the vanilla that gives the latte a better taste then usual

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King Kona 7 years ago

At least you tried

13points

CCL_2018 7 years ago

The expectation looks more like a chia seed pudding, rather than a smoothie

3points

holo it's me 7 years ago

was just about to say this

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Zeke Eckert 7 years ago

Again, that is sad.

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Chyppa Homer 7 years ago

Umm...you know those pancake shaped things you find in fields don't actually grow there, right ? You shouldn't pick those

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Roxanne Stuart 7 years ago

I mean, maybe next time don't use diarrhoea for your smoothie? (I'm talking literally here, not figuratively.) Milk, and other animal biproducts are not terrible, and if you think they are, you need to do more research.

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Ewa Sadowska 7 years ago

Yes, and vegans are eating vegetables straight from tree, bush or ground

2points

Jane Doe 7 years ago

So you've never eaten a raw apple?

1point

Hans 7 years ago

Admittedly, meat from industry-farm animals hardly tastes like what meat normally tastes like.

2points

Rob Hextall 7 years ago

If you eat meat/dairy these days (unless you live somewhere you can’t buy good plant based produce) then you simply either don’t care for the planet or the animals or even your fellow human beings. Very selfish attitude :-(

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Candice Ravel 7 years ago

I call b******t on this one. When I cook meat of any kind, I literally do not add anything - not even salt! I genuinely enjoy just the taste of meat. Goes for eggs too.

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Zeke Eckert 7 years ago

So true.

1point

Master Markus 7 years ago

But you don't get the delicious taste of blood and myoglobin!

1point

Rob Hextall 7 years ago

If you eat meat/dairy these days (unless you live somewhere you can’t buy good plant based produce) then you simply either don’t care for the planet or the animals or even your fellow human beings. Very selfish attitude :-(

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Giovanni 7 years ago (edited)

Only specific cuts of meat require heavy seasoning and or processing and is basically the same thing with vegetable derivatives, do you think that pasta grows like that on trees?

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Bluebell Rizzi 7 years ago

YES

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Marnee DeRider 7 years ago

Does meat have taste? I never actually thought so. I do eat meat, though I'm becoming too disgusted with much of it, considering I've seen too many videos of things like cows being dragged into a truck bed with a huge hook in their r****m. But, I mean, meat doesn't actually have any taste or flavor does it? I don't have a great sense of smell or taste, so maybe it does. I'm truly asking.

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Full Name 7 years ago

Same with pasta. Few like actual pasta, they like the toppings.

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Sarah 7 years ago

I LOVE the pasta. I always have.

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Kesyra 7 years ago

None of these make my food taste like meat. They can make it taste very good, just not like meat.

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Giovanni 7 years ago

Fruits and seeds are the plants genitals

21points

CCL_2018 7 years ago

Technically they are modified ovaries.

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Dom Hunt 7 years ago

an insult to the hard working people who made a******s taste great. Someones clearly never loving licked their lady friends a*s

1point

Elizabeth Mitchell 7 years ago

Hotdogs are made from muscle meat, not waste products.

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Roxanne Stuart 7 years ago

Natto is vegan, you won't see me eating that either. for those of you who don't know what Natto is: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Natt%C5%8D

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Shef 7 years ago

I'm not vegan, but the vegan hot dogs are pretty good.

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ThatJeremyKid 7 years ago

Mmm... hotdogs...

0points

Morten Jensen 7 years ago

is it only in the us where a hot dog is made with eyeballs, lips and assholse as it is not like that in denmark.

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Luke Hancock 7 years ago

I eat meat and I think that the Field Roast Frankfurters are the best hot dogs money can buy.

0points

Trixster Million 7 years ago

Would you rather the animal parts be wasted?

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Master Markus 7 years ago

IMO, hot dogs are always gross. Also, I feel like people exaggerate the gross pieces of meat hot dogs are made out of. It's usually "the s****y parts you can't sell" not non-meat bits like "eyeballs" and something like "specifically the a*****e".

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SnowyLynx 7 years ago

Hilarious

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Markus McCloud 7 years ago

"D is for Dark Side! E is for Empire!"

1point

Gerry Higgins 7 years ago

I'm assuming Darth Vader is the vegan in this picture

1point

Gerald Jarick 7 years ago

the sinistrious dark vador is a good representation of Vegan. Guess who was the most well known vegan in history?

1point

Alix BLAIR 5 years ago

the photoshop here is amazing

0points

Christopher Rees 6 years ago

That’s me. Lol

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Zeke Eckert 7 years ago

How does that even work.

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SnowyLynx 7 years ago

Oof

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Magpie 7 years ago

I thought that was just having little kids did that ?

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Anne 7 years ago

duh, because boobs!

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Dom Hunt 7 years ago

breast milk implies manliness

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Markus McCloud 7 years ago

Don't kinkshame me. :P

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Marnee DeRider 7 years ago

Now, this should be #1 of all Panda posts this month (and no, I do eat cheese and meat, but I have to make myself not think about what I'm consuming to do so -- I can't always do that).

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Roxanne Stuart 7 years ago

But milk is healthy, and anyone who says otherwise is selling something...it's probably leafy, and green, and also healthy, but they want you to eat a lot more of it than a single glass of milk. Just so you're aware, Milk production isn't animal cruelty, if you think I'm wrong, do more research, because you're stupid =D Yes, I'm being an a*****e because this meme was made by an a*****e =D

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Morten Jensen 7 years ago

i think i don't understand this do they mean breast milk from the cow if so then who drinks it directly from the cow and the milk you buy in store is from a cow but has been through some things so it is not the same milk that comes out the cow less fat and other thing in it. if not from a cow then i still don't understand this but i don't really care where my milk comes from so long it is tasty

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Candice Ravel 7 years ago

Unless it comes from a teat, it's NOT milk - it's f*****g flavored water, lol!

0points

Alissa Merstrand 7 years ago

Bovine titty juice

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Master Markus 7 years ago

I don't drink it, but it's good in cereal.

0points

Trixster Million 7 years ago

Breast milk is sweet and it gets you high. Highly recommended after sex.

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Ryo Bakura 7 years ago

If a restaurant doesn't cater for vegans, and aren't willing to create a vegan dish for you, go elsewhere. Although, fries and a salad might be okay.

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Markus McCloud 7 years ago

Jokes aside, am I the only one who thinks the equations vaguely take on the form of Loss?

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Chyppa Homer 7 years ago

That's the hardest part of being alive... actually

34points

James Grey 7 years ago

Amen to this.

1point

Ola Polowczyk 7 years ago

What if a vegan person is an idiot?

3points

Rob Hextall 7 years ago

Potentially intellecutally challenged but worldly wise?

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Ryo Bakura 7 years ago

As if idiots are exclusively opponents of vegans. And I've met a lot of vegans who are idiots, as well.

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I wish 6 years ago

this is for picky people too(like me)

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Cordélia Leite 6 years ago

Just be careful to not be that idiot with someone else that eat meat, junk food and so on. I feel many people complain of gratuitous meddling and judgment but do the same with other people about other things. Let's stop this hypocrisy. I know of a person that keeps criticizing others for eating junk food, but complains when someone criticizes her food choices that happen to be vegetarianism. It doesn't matter what you think of others diet: it is not your problem. Keep your mouth shut or deal with the consequences.

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Dani 6 years ago

Pac-Man?

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Roxanne Stuart 7 years ago

Hardest part about being an intelligent person: Dealing with Idiot Vegans who think they know everything about farming, and how it's all about animal cruelty, and...whatnot. And don't seem to realise that the wool gloves that they're wearing makes them no longer a Vegan.

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Zeke Eckert 7 years ago

That's so true.

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Rob Hextall 7 years ago

Interestingly, the animals and the planet do tell us what they're thinking but it seems to go in one ear and out the other with most people. Vegans seemed to have listened and made the change to a vegan lifestyle and most now speak for the animals and the planet as clearly: MOST PEOPLE ARE NOT LISTENING OR THEY SIMPLY DON'T CARE. Preach that up your uncaring butts lol.

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Claire 7 years ago

At least we are trying to spread the word! Either the world will come around to veganism or we are doomed in my opinion.

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James Grey 7 years ago

Sane people who see 'smoking kills' in huge writing on a pack of cigarettes, still smoke them, then complain when they get lung cancer. Most people aren't very smart.

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Isabella Kelso 6 years ago

Bacon

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Betty Hilliker 7 years ago

If you think the animals are talking to you I think you need psychiatric help

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Someone Somewhere 7 years ago

Nah, it’s you, bro. If you weren’t a preachy jerk, we’d be at a Vietnamese restaurant together eating yummy tofu.

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Carol Emory 7 years ago

Exactly!

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ThatJeremyKid 7 years ago

It's you

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Gerry Higgins 7 years ago

It's not my conscience... it's your mouth, you won't shut up about being vegan

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Roxanne Stuart 7 years ago

And this is the reason I hate most vegans, they try to shame you into changing to their diet. No. I like meat, and if you don't like that....that's your problem, not mine.

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Virgil Blue 7 years ago

...isn't this the correct response to any clown?

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Breislitt4 7 years ago

Yeah pretty much

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Trixster Million 7 years ago

Yeah, you see a lot of vegans working on concrete crews.

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Master Markus 7 years ago

Nobody wants sewer steak.

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Roxanne Stuart 7 years ago

isn't that called murder? Sure, you think that killing a cow is murder, but it's not. We're omnivorous, and we're predators. You wouldn't take a panther's kill away from it because it "MURDERED" an antelope, would you? If so, that's animal cruelty.

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DC 5 years ago

This is beyond delusional...

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Ola Polowczyk 7 years ago

More like "When you do anything your relatives find non-standard"... All my aunts were terrified and judgemental when they found out I go to the gym and actually lift weights.

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Siddharth Rath 7 years ago

Aunts: "lifting the load of the babies and their responsibilities is enough gym for life"

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Full Name 7 years ago

Try making mashed potatoes with vanilla soy milk for the family, but don't tell 'em it's soy milk till they ask why it's so goddamned good.

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Chyppa Homer 7 years ago

Murmurs in the back : "Don't be scared, Timmy" :D

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Cordélia Leite 6 years ago

I'm not a vegan nor a vegetarian...but really, why people are so intolerant? If someone is vegan it won't affect my life, unless of course you start to preach like those religious extremists.

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Christina Sersif 7 years ago

Why even go? The only thing I can think you can eat is mashed potatoes. All the casseroles have butter, cheese, or milk.

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Belle_Pandamonium 7 years ago

Mushed potatoes? The one w butter & Milk? !??

3points

Zeke Eckert 7 years ago

Family can be so rude.

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Elizabeth Mitchell 7 years ago

I am an omnivore and I avoid wearing fur and feathers. Cruelty is unacceptable.

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Claire 7 years ago

Please tell me which part of your comment is true, because they can't both be. Are you an omnivore or do you think that cruelty is unacceptable? You realize that these animals grow up abused and are butchered in the most horrific ways? Please come back after you have watched Dominion and tell me if the first or second part of your statement was correct.

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Isabella Kelso 6 years ago

Isn’t it funny when vegans wear leather boots..

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Roxanne Stuart 7 years ago

I actually agree with this, unless it's fake fur, wool, silk, or any other animal byproduct that you wear that doesn't require you to kill the animal. To those of you who say that you have to kill the silk worm to get the Silk: You're Wrong. That method is unsustainable, and thus it makes infinitely more sense to let the butterfly leave the cocoon so that it can return and lay more eggs for more silk worms to come about.

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ThatJeremyKid 7 years ago

Wearing fur is only ok if you have killed, skinned and tanned the fur yourself.

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Vanessa Hickey 7 years ago

Your meat murdering animal you trap in your house?

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Master Markus 7 years ago

Fashion-wise, this is a pretty big faux-pas though. Also, fur is super expensive. I was at a hat shop that had a fur and fabric hat for like, $140 and a faux-fur, faux-leather one in the same style for $44 and I was like "F**k yes I'm getting the second one". I'm not usually too sensitive about leather, since the cows would also be used for meat, but animals just raised for fur is TERRIBLE. At least make that death worth something.

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CCL_2018 7 years ago

80% of faux fur is actually real, it comes from Raccoon Dogs

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Master Markus 7 years ago

I feel like i'm gonna need a citation for that.

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Brandi Gates 7 years ago

Madison Montgomery doesn't die...she has 9 lives.

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Roxanne Stuart 7 years ago

I mean, you WOULD die of malnutrition on a vegan diet....if you were in any other time period than the current one (and possibly the future, as it's unknown)

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Rocky Joe 7 years ago

Yup, you came as spirit, glowing but no one can see you. Hehehehe

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Foxyloxylou 7 years ago

oh ur vegan u must eat like a deer... NO WE DO NOT

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Martha V McLeod 7 years ago

That plant at top right is poison ivy.

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Roxanne Stuart 7 years ago

When people who don't UNDERSTAND vegan food describe vegan food. and this image isn't completely off base.

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Whitney J 7 years ago

Well what else do vegans eat?!?

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Candice Ravel 7 years ago

They eat a*s

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Debbie Andersson 7 years ago

I've already gained the nickname of "grasseater" and I'm not even vegan...

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Plant Pot 6 years ago

This picture not right. Its missing gallons of cum.

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Andrew Braggins 6 years ago

That's an animal byproduct.

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Bami Bal 7 years ago

Water is not oxygen either.

11points

Jane Doe 7 years ago

Dude, water is one-third oxygen...

4points

Charl Marx 7 years ago

Umm... H2O!

4points

Patricia Ross 7 years ago

You cannot live without water so...not a great comparison.

3points

meAgan 7 years ago

But you can't live without it.

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Sassy Gay Bean Who Loves Dogs 4 years ago

But you can't live without it

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James 7 years ago

oxygen 1 hydrogen 2 oh now i get it two water molecules can be breathed! not really dont try it

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James 7 years ago

we need it

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ThatJeremyKid 7 years ago

Nope

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Isabella Kelso 6 years ago

Theoretically nothing is vegan because of the BEES!

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Marnee DeRider 7 years ago

You can live without it if you have the resources and time to find out how to do it without harming yourself. But you can't raise kids on it. They need some amount of nutrients that come from consuming animal products. It's a wealthy person's diet.

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Official_Blink 4 years ago

Lol , woman . You got to be kidding me

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Roxanne Stuart 7 years ago

Breaking News: Humans are Omnivorous, and your choice to eat plants doesn't change you into a herbivore, it just means you've chosen to eat plants. Also doesn't give you the right to cram your beliefs down our throats, so when you try, we yell BACON! CHEESE! MILK! LAMB! TENDERLOIN! Because if you have the right to cram your ideologies down our throat, we have the right to do it RIGHT BACK! So don't complain if someone suddenly yells BACON at you.

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Ian Pang 6 years ago

Amen

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Trisha Dragon 7 years ago

No actually I can't. #Anemia

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Debra Davies 7 years ago

Spinach has more iron in it than red meat or organs even. Try that.

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Ryo Bakura 7 years ago

It would seem that most people under 25 today can't be bothered to cook.

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Christopher Rees 6 years ago

That’s why you go get yourself an instant pot. All you gotta do is chop veggies, and chopping is like 90% of the fun of cooking. Toss it all in the pot, turn it on, boom, chilli, stir fry, stew, whatever you want man!

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A.H.W 768 6 years ago

I'm 12 and I cook all the time,in facct I love cooking!

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Anubis 6 years ago

I can I'm not even a teenager!! ( But we also have cooking competitions at my school.)

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James 7 years ago

i saw this online at boredpanda

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Christopher Rees 6 years ago

Not difficult at pita pit. You either want hummus and babaganoush, or you don’t. Lol

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SnowyLynx 7 years ago

There are other sources of protein than just meat or plants.

8points

Gerry Higgins 7 years ago

Not meat or plant? what's left.... eat dirt ?

4points

Connie Martin 7 years ago

Well? Insects? What?

2points

Roxanne Stuart 7 years ago

I mean, there's lab grown meat, that doesn't require you to kill animals? Does that technically count as meat, or plants?

1point

Siddharth Rath 7 years ago

Pills? Tabs? What?

1point

Catlady6000 7 years ago

Ummmm, and those would be....? Dairy and eggs count as a "meat" product since they come from animals

1point

Turtleturleturtle 5 years ago

If it's protein and it's not meat or plant, it's vegetarian. Vegan is no meat no animal products.

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Jake TheVeggo 7 years ago

like what? there its nothing else 2 eat...

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Chyppa Homer 7 years ago

Every day is a gift... my grandma used to say that :)

4points

Jordy Star 7 years ago

your grandma didnt lie

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Stille20 7 years ago

Vegan, vegetarian, omnivore does make someone healthy or unhealthy, but people in a three groups make poor diet decisions.

2points

Master Markus 7 years ago

Yes. There can also be differences in how someone physically handles a diet, just genetically. Some people go on vegan diets without issue, some people have trouble transitioning but then even out, and others just don't get the right nutrients and suffer from it.

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Trixster Million 7 years ago

You'll die from pernicious anemia, however, if you don't take Vitamin B-12, which is only found in animals and microorganisms.

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mavrick fourtyfive 7 years ago

been vegan for 34 years. have not died. Dr. says my bloodwork is normal. thanks.

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Tao 7 years ago

You were right to use the word Still. Wait for it

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Rachelle 7 years ago

Ironically, these are all taxidermied animals...

3points

Christopher Rees 6 years ago

Ugh, I’m still working on this bit. My collection of reusable bags keeps growing. Lol

0points

James 7 years ago

what i feel like when i recycle

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thepotatogirl 7 years ago

"Hola, soy milk!"

11points

Dom Hunt 7 years ago

cows f*****g love being milked! its the highlight of their day

1point

Angela Anderson 7 years ago

I am laughing way too hard

1point

Bluebell Rizzi 7 years ago

HAHAHAHAHA

0points

Roxanne Stuart 7 years ago

Except that Soy is technically originally from south eastern countries, and first domesticated by Chinese Farmers.....so It'd probably be Chinese, not Spanish.

-3points

Dani 6 years ago

Whoosh

2points

Kip The Otter 6 years ago

Well you are probably correct but soy means I am, so the milk is saying I am milk.

1point

Thirteen 2 years ago

it was a joke ur a nerd

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George Erickson 7 years ago

Honestly people just need to give it up. no one is going to change their mind and they seriously are not hurting anyone. And as long as it is not forced on me I am not going to say anything against them.

13points

Rob Hextall 7 years ago

Correct, the vegans aren't hurting anyone but the meat eaters definitely are unfortunately: Animals, the planet, themselves etc. Vegans defend the voiceless animals and planet and hopefully educate others.

2points

SnowyLynx 7 years ago

Or you could just calmly explain the benefits like a person who is trying to prove their point wisely.

1point

Vicky Zar 7 years ago

This reminds me of every topic which is not "normal" in other peoples eyes. Breastfeeding (longer than 6 months) for instance.

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James 7 years ago

a nuke went off in dat brain o mine

1point

Roxanne Stuart 7 years ago

Vegan =/= Pescatarian.

1point

Plant Pot 6 years ago

Stop being such a dramatic stuck up lil' c**t.

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ThatJeremyKid 7 years ago

Mmm... sushi

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Master Markus 7 years ago

This is not a vegan thing, specifically. I've hated yogurt all my life and I still have close family ask me from time to time if I want any.

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Lara L. 7 years ago

Finally another Yoghurt- hater :) i have been looking for you my entire life

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Zeke Eckert 7 years ago

That's easy.

3points

Connie Martin 7 years ago

This comment is why people don't like vegans.

4points

Plant Pot 6 years ago

Just use bacon you f*****g spergs. #AntiVegan

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Roxanne Stuart 7 years ago

I mean, using a laptop could slow down your searches for recipes....but that's just a hardware issue. Your own lack of intelligence could also do that, considering you're not one of the smart vegans, or vegans because of medical issues, or allergies.

0points

Roxanne Stuart 7 years ago

......there are relatively quick to make vegan dishes that aren't salads, or other raw veggies? (or frozen/pre-frozen)???

0points

SnowyLynx 7 years ago

Right using google

0points

Christina Sersif 7 years ago

lemonade and salad

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Uri Pardue 7 years ago

Look up the ingredients?

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DC 6 years ago

Well, there is truth in it ... that a lot of stupid people accuse us of being that way, while actually THEY force a discussion about it on US ... but what should one expect from people who think explaining something - usually (pracitcally every time) after THEY asked or sparked an argument about it - is offensive, while killing animals is considered to be not? It won't get any dumber than that - not preaching to these is just saving time and effort for soemthing worth it.

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ThatJeremyKid 7 years ago

I feel like these are all pretty true.

1point

Foxyloxylou 6 years ago

theyre really not. we dont eat grass, live off of pills, constantly shout at people and die without bacon. just sayin

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James 7 years ago

well a NON vegan will agree

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CrunChewy McSandybutt 7 years ago

No, it's just dumb.

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Full Name 7 years ago

I've torn into a burger or two to make sure it's not real meat. Some are quite convincing.

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Fien 7 years ago

I don't get why they make vegan or vegeterian food to look like real meat. I DON'T WANT TO EAT MEAT

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W. 5 7 years ago

Well, because it is not just about you? I know a lot of people who love the taste and texture of meat but are vegetarian/vegan and adore substitute meat. If you don't want it, nobody forces you to buy it...

8points

Ignacio Cabero 7 years ago

I do. Can't wait for lab-grown meat.

2points

Marianne Saiso 7 years ago

You think? There are mushrooms, vegetables, legumes and nuts and seeds in all sorts of shapes and sizes if you want variation. As for substitutes... There's crumbles, nut sized baking bits, squares, nuggets, burgers, slices for on bread, paté like consistencies, egg-like consistencies, creams... what appearance would you like for your meat or dairy substitute? And if you say I don't want any substitute, then who is forcing you to buy anything else?

1point

Magpie 7 years ago

Stepping stones on the path to improvement.

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Jordy Star 7 years ago

we are not supposed to drink milk, at least not cows milk because it was not made for humans but for the calfs that the cows birth, we are technically stealing it from them, look it up

4points

Master Markus 7 years ago

I keep running into this meme and I think I'm starting to hate this lady's face and I feel bad about that.

3points

Andrea Josipović 7 years ago

I think it's hilarious every time i see it! I wonder if it's from a movie or something... Does anyone know?

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SnowyLynx 7 years ago

Then they tell you that the cows killed aren’t females (mainly for this reason)

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Roxanne Stuart 7 years ago

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Roxanne Stuart 7 years ago

Read the images in this reddit thread: https://www.reddit.com/r/tumblr/comments/9khk1b/farmers_schooling_vegans_on_cows_and_chickens/

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Katie Jamberri Nails 7 years ago

I've had a lot of people (including people that lived and worked on farms) argue with me when ever I try to tell them this. They either can't or won't believe this.

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W. 5 7 years ago

I don't tell anyone..if they wanted to know, they would. If they don't want to know, it is their decision. When I was a happy meateater I CHOSE to not know .

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Gerald Jarick 7 years ago

And we eat the babies in BBQ. Nature is perfect!

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Kiki 7 years ago

What about when you tell vegans how many field animals are killed plowing and harvesting their fields.

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Rabite 7 years ago

"Their" fields :>

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Patricia Ross 7 years ago

If being vegan makes her happy, then I'm happy for her. But those snacks make me sad.

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Captain Marvel 7 years ago

Why? Not only are they healthy, but they're delicious too! Just as long as she brought, like, a pot or something to cook the raw stuff.

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Rabite 7 years ago

Fun fact: You can eat raw carrots and cucumbers. If you've never eaten any of these as a snack as a kid your parents failed you big time.

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Master Markus 7 years ago

I mean, I hope she brought a pot or something. Except for those bananas.

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Gerald Jarick 7 years ago

Sad as holidays in a dumpster...

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Katie Jamberri Nails 7 years ago

Raw fruits and vegetables? How is she going to eat that potato?

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Nikki D 7 years ago (edited)

Raw potatoes and raw chives? Can you even eat raw potato?

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Master Markus 7 years ago

Unlikely. I mean, they're probably not going to be vegans, just eating less meat. It's healthier. We've got the organs to eat meat, but not like, tons of it.

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Jordy Star 7 years ago

michael myers, new movie coming out who gonna go see it?

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SnowyLynx 7 years ago

I don’t blame them

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Gerald Jarick 7 years ago

mental illness causes hallucinations

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JillVille 7 years ago

This looks so sweet! What movie is this from?

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ThePurpleness 7 years ago

Finding Neverland-- it's such a sad but sweet movie :) highly recommend

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SnowyLynx 7 years ago

That face tho

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Plant Pot 6 years ago

Yes, cry. Feel miserable, you should. No sperg on this earth that denied meat out of their body should ever feel the need of acceptance, go rot in the miserable rabbit hole you came from you flithy hippie.

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mulk 7 years ago

FACT: not the same proteins

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Grumble O'Pug 7 years ago

Fact: you obviously know zero about amino acids.

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Magpie 7 years ago

check yr knowledge. Ho often do you ever eat a single ingredient meal? food combining for complete proteins is ridiculously easy.

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Full Name 7 years ago

Please cite a source, any source whatsoever that claims there are amino acids that you can't get from plants. Hint: the essential acids are called essential because they're essential for human life. See those vegans over there who aren't dead? Just sayin.

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Jake TheVeggo 7 years ago

FACT: You're wrong...

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Betty Hilliker 7 years ago

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meAgan 7 years ago

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Rob Hextall 7 years ago

Proteins coming from multiple sources that combine to complete the amino acids is far better than from one direct source like human flesh (the best match) or pork. That's one of the reasons many athletes are becoming vegan. It was only a toxicology specialist who spent his life researching this with literally thousands and thousands of human test subjects that discovered this. Don't be afraid, simply absorb this amazingly new information (it's been known about for decades).

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Master Markus 7 years ago

That's not the point. The point is that you can't get some proteins, like B12 from plants. You can get them from supplements now (and apparently some gets put in things like cereal these days), but you don't get them from a natural diet, which might be where the question comes from. I don't think anybody thinks "you need to match up amino acids as close as possible or they don't work".

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Bluebell Rizzi 7 years ago

My version: "you're vegetarian? But where do you get your prote-" Me: *karate chops them* "I dare you to ask me that one more time, motherf*cker"

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DarkLumiya 7 years ago

yeah but you need like a bucket full of it instead of one slice to get the same amount. Also depends how you eat the pant as it's harder for us to digest and make full use of everything the plant provides. Best option would probably be plant derived protein powders

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Kiki 7 years ago

I have yet to see a single vegan who did not have to take supplements.

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Giovanni 7 years ago

Cooking was "invented" by Homo Erectus, modern humans have evolved in a world where processed food was a thing.

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Master Markus 7 years ago

That's the one thing I can't stand vegans saying. Besides the obvious b******t of "killed an animal and eating it raw" when I highly doubt most vegans are growing all their own food and cooking none of it, we DO naturally eat meat. Hell, why do you think we do it NOW? Do you think people just started doing it for no reason? Apparently there are no traditionally vegan diets, and people like the Inuit have lived off of an almost entirely meat-based diet for generations. It's even worse when they say "we aren't 'made' to eat meat" - but the energy provided by eating meat is one of the reasons we were able to divest so much energy to brain power in the first place! We aren't perfect predators and definitely not absolute carnivores, but we do eat meat naturally.

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DarkLumiya 7 years ago

Humans also evolved to modern humans when they started to cook meat

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Kiki 7 years ago

Humans evolved BECAUSE they ate cooked meat.

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Full Name 7 years ago

Because no herbivores in the natural world evolved? Please explain how humans are the exception.

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Kat 7 years ago

B******t "reasoning" like this is exactly why I can't stand most vegans I know. Good for you, now shut the f**k up, because I don't care beyond making some accomodations for you when I cook. Your diet isn't a f*****g religion--leave proselytizing to the Church.

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Steph 7 years ago

I'm pretty sure back then people would cook their meat as well (fire)

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Shef 7 years ago

Cooking (any) food activates a lot of nutrition to be easily digested. Thousands of years ago, humans did eat raw eat, as well as cook it. However eating raw meat can have side effects that can effect the body (more so the liver, heart, and bowels.) However eating medium rare chicken can kill you, hence why we know how to cook it correctly. Because of the discovery of cooking food, it allowed our stomachs to shrink and our brains to grow in size. Why we can invent the internet and complain to each other about ourselves.

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La Petite Morte 7 years ago

Meat is murder. Tasty, delicious murder.

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Dom Hunt 7 years ago

raw fish, raw steak. its bacteria dependant not anything to do with choices

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Marnee DeRider 7 years ago

Most of the comments are fun and interesting and some are informative and make a person think. But it's ones like this ^ that spread myths and imply untruths that make people annoyed.

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Hendra Lim 7 years ago

how about when we ate sushi?

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Magpie 7 years ago

Yup. Remember sugar is vegan :))

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Carol Emory 7 years ago

Conventional sugar is not vegan as it is filtered through cow bone char to make it white. Raw sugar and turbinado sugar are vegan. But also keep in mind that Fritos, potato chips, Nutter Butter cookies, most french fries and non-dairy ice cream are all vegan. Most sodas are vegan too since they are made with HFCS and not conventional sugar. It's totally possible to be vegan and still unhealthy.

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Angela Anderson 7 years ago

And vodka

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Carol Emory 7 years ago

Doh!

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DC 6 years ago

... spot on!

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Dom Hunt 7 years ago

fried asparagus is better with some beef dripping, not my fault

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Roxanne Stuart 7 years ago

or maybe they've been to vegan restaurants, and they didn't like the food? And (SOME) Vegans say that WE'RE narrowminded XD

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Siddharth Rath 7 years ago

"no. You only think of yourself"

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Ryo Bakura 7 years ago

Tell that to Gordon Ramsey.

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Patricia Ross 7 years ago

I agree with this. I don't understand why someone else's choice of foods would bother me. I eat meat but I don't have any problem with vegans. You do you, I'll do me.

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DylJohBar 6 years ago

Ummm no. the entire point of a vegan way of life is about basic respect for the rights of others to life and freedom, and not to be seen and used as 'property'. Your non-vegan choices i.e. funding/supporting any and all kinds of exploitation of non-human animals does inflict terrible suffering and death on other innocent sentient beings. Your choices have victims. It's not a 'you do you, I'll do me' situation. Also while noting that veganism is about a lot more than diet, animal agriculture is the single biggest environmentally destructive industry on Earth and one of the biggest contributors to climate disaster. Your non-vegan choices are bad for everyone.

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Malice Evil 7 years ago

What bothers people is the behaviour that some vegans have. People should not be obliged to cater for one's choices. If you can't eat the veggies at a barbecue because the grill was contaminated or because a fat molecule might have been picked up by the wind and landed on your grilled vegetables then give dirty looks at the people who are just enjoying themselves...just because you apparently can't. So it is not the fact that carnivores are defensive because of guilt, it is because vegans think themselves "guilt free" therefor superior.

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Martha V McLeod 7 years ago

Thank you.

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Kiki 7 years ago

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Pobin Rice 7 years ago

Because you are attacking them... you douche

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Veri Rockt 7 years ago

Funny how this one hast no butthurt comments

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Kiki 7 years ago

Why do vegans get defensive when you bring up how many animals are killed planting and harvesting their fields?

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Captain Marvel 7 years ago

There is so much wrong with this argument I don't even know where to start. And I'm not even vegan.

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Full Name 7 years ago

Because once again you are horribly misinformed. Find me a proper peer reviewed study that shows they are killed by farming machinery on a large scale. Seriously. One.

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Debra Davies 7 years ago

Jesus, Kiki. What is it with you and the killing of mice during harvesting?? You've already been answered, yet you continue to repeat yourself.

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Alix BLAIR 5 years ago

LMFAO, I do this with all desserts

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Lilli 6 years ago

ok just to get this out of the way: it isn't desert. It's dessert. One is made with dry sand, cacti, and no water, the other is made with sugar, butter, eggs, flour, etc(depending on how you make it) not the same thing, people!!

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Theamazingkitteh1234 7 years ago

Many desserts contain eggs and/or dairy

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CozaEVE 7 years ago

Um...no. For example gelatin - even vegetarians can't eat all desserts

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Samantha Bing 7 years ago

What about the dairy ingredients in dessert?

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Elizabeth Mitchell 7 years ago

I make my own delicious hummus. Not a vegan either. Chickpeas are delicious.

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Captain Marvel 7 years ago

I know! Homemade hummus is soooo much better than storebought when you make it right. We always have some ready for dipping :P

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Elizabeth Mitchell 7 years ago

Because industrial farming practices are based on profit. Animal cruelty is actually unnecessary to produce food. Happy healthy outdoor chickens produce healthier eggs and meat.

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Uri Pardue 7 years ago

In America - disgusting. Outside America - different laws means no live chick grinding as it's cruelty. Fix your laws.

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Charl Marx 7 years ago

Do your research, this happens in UK too, not just US

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Roxanne Stuart 7 years ago

I love science, don't you? https://www.cbc.ca/news/technology/male-chick-culling-technology-1.3647228

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Master Markus 7 years ago

I don't think people eat the ground chicks. You probably wouldn't want to anyway. I assume they'd be full of bone and maybe feathers.

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Debbie Andersson 7 years ago

More education about sugar is needed...

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Roxanne Stuart 7 years ago

LOL~!

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Shef 7 years ago

Oreo's are vegan. Honey and Avocados aren't though. (Avocados, need bees to survive, no bees, no avocados. Fight me.)

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Master Markus 7 years ago

Alternatively, I have a "trigger" grocery store symbol which is when something says "non-GMO". GMO IS NOT BAD, YOU TWATS! Some of the corporations that supply GMOs are bad, but that's an issue of capitalism and bad business practice, not genetically modifying something, which has been done SINCE HUMANS HAVE FARMED!

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Full Name 7 years ago

Uh, the only thing triggered is you. None of these symbols mention GMO's nor organics.

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Lianna Valdez 7 years ago

If you need insulin you need it to live. People don't care where something comes from if they are in a life or death situation.

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Kiki 7 years ago

Except for the PETA vice-president who uses insulin that was tested on animals.

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Jake TheVeggo 7 years ago

nani?

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Gerald Jarick 7 years ago

we can also eat it alive!

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Roxanne Stuart 7 years ago

Like we've been doing for MILLIONS of years, by that logic, YOU are the weird one, not I. Sure meat wasn't as available in medieval times and such, but most people DID have access to meat every now and then.

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Morten Jensen 7 years ago

and you are eating a dead plant <3

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issam 7 years ago

Have nothing against vegans , but if we like cut part of the animal without them dying , could we then eat it ?

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Katie Jamberri Nails 7 years ago

I don't know, would you want your arm cut off and eaten?

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Master Markus 7 years ago

Dead animals aren't gross. Unless they're rotted.

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Ewa Sadowska 7 years ago

"Meat substitutes" What for? I thought meat is gross.

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Foxyloxylou 6 years ago

i do miss bacon

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Thirteen 2 years ago

Stop being vegan if u miss it so much!

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Roxanne Stuart 7 years ago

Just because you are a vegan doesn't mean that you're more intelligent than the rest of us, it just means you have a different viewpoint, and a different choice of food. I'd personally say "But what about the Cheese?!"

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DC 6 years ago

This isn't what it is saying. It says it is stupid to go through all of the reasons, all the s**t happening only for a luxury interest of spoiled first world people, and these still not being able to think an inch beyond their sensual preferences. That IS stupid. It's not about the choice itself, it is about the reasons.

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Alissa Merstrand 7 years ago

i aint vegan and i dont even like bacon that much, its overrated.

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EvilDinosaur 7 years ago

How about: many vegan substitutes (note: not all) eg aguave nectar as a honey substitute are in fact worse for the planet than traditional foods. Oh plus if you’re against the use of ANY animals in production too you can’t eat most things *cough*pollination*cough*. Other than that, educated veganism is a great way to be, and there should be more focus on ‘80% veganism’ to encourage more people rather than it being a be all end all.

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Alix BLAIR 5 years ago

I like this comment, giving an answer to the question, while supporting vegans

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Full Name 7 years ago (edited)

Jesus christ the idiocy in these comments is stunning. Do some research. Hey EvilD: agave nectar is vegan, but so what? It's not necessary for veganism. That's like bitching about bacon to someone who only eats fish. Kiki: you've been spreading idiocy on this whole thread. Opinions are one thing, but goddamn it stick to facts please. CCL_2018: most grown food goes to feed animals, FFS. Research before posting. Elizabeth: vegans don't want animals killed. Factory farms have nothing to do with it. Achilleas: this post is about the concept of veganism, not about you and your specific needs. It's not saying you can't eat meat, it's saying there are no good arguments against veganism in general.

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Debra Davies 7 years ago

Thank you. 🙏🏼

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Markus McCloud 7 years ago

At least you're all ready for Halloween now. Let's get spooky!

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Achilleas Moraitis 7 years ago

I have an enzyme deficiency and my body cant metabolize plants as well as meet...after a surgery in my stomach i eat very little food so my doctor ordered me to have a diet based on meat dairy products...for plant based vitamins i have to take pills...so yes there are valids arguments why someone cant be a vegan...its not always a personal choice....by the way even the argument i like meet too much to give it up is a valid argument since its completely objective what moral code u follow...please dont judge people who doesnt want to become vegan...

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Eneko Caballero 7 years ago

How about science has proven that plants not only feel pain but also are usually eaten alive?

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Lara L. 7 years ago

B12

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CCL_2018 7 years ago

There isn't enough viable land to grow all the necessary plants for everyone to be vegan. When you plow the grasslands that the animals graze on you take away not only from the domesticated animals, but from the wild animals as well. And then the soil erodes away, and we get dust storms and vegetation won't grow.

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Debra Davies 7 years ago

Seriously?? If you're going to take the time to post, think before you text.

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Morten Jensen 7 years ago (edited)

"meat is what we are made out of that is why meat is life" - Jenny (Jul 30 2018)

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Full Name 7 years ago

This again. *sigh*. This has been extensively studied with actual trackers on mice etc that live on farmland. Turns out they do NOT get killed by the equipment, which makes sense. Giant-a*s combine rumbling at low speeds and the animals who have nests underfuckingground just jump up and get killed?

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Roxanne Stuart 7 years ago

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LaDonna Hulcy 7 years ago

it's not the work of bee's we have an issue with -crops need bees to pollinate them - it's that the bee's make the honey to eat. it's their food. also: https://ucanr.edu/blogs/blogcore/postdetail.cfm?postnum=21199, it's made from their bodies.

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troufaki13 7 years ago

But they do. You can make an experiment at your home. Put two identical plants in two different places, but they still get the same amount of light and water. Talk sweetly and gently to one of them and horribly to the other and see what happens.

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meAgan 7 years ago

Has anyone here tried this? I'd like to, but I have a terrible black thumb and would probably kill both. Can someone try this please, I'm fascinated.

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Full Name 7 years ago

Why does that equate to "feelings"?

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Captain Marvel 7 years ago

Yes! And, it's proven that by playing gentle music or classical the plant will grow and end up being more healthy than one that is exposed to metal, say, or anything similar.

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Master Markus 7 years ago

That sounds like total b******t, like the "writing notes on water makes it make different shapes when it's frozen" kind. Why would plants know human voice tones (I'm assuming you don't mean that the WORDS have to be nice, because that opens up a whole other issue) when they don't even have ears?

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DylJohBar 6 years ago

"feelings" is incredibly vague. Veganism is about sentience. Plants are not sentient - and even id they were, it would still be better to eat them directly instead of growing loads more than we need and then feeding them to farmed animals.

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Roxanne Stuart 7 years ago

https://nypost.com/2018/05/08/students-insult-plants-in-unique-anti-bullying-experiment/

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Siddharth Rath 7 years ago

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W. 5 7 years ago

Let me worry about life forms with a central nervesystem first, 'mkay?

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Magpie 7 years ago

Come we all know /knew a vegan or more, who just bang on and on and on._ oh wait we all know non vegans like that also.

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mulk 7 years ago

I love the name of this site ;) http://www.eatplantsdrinkbeer.com/readup/2017/9/7/plants-have-feelings-too

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Dom Hunt 7 years ago

the smell of cut grass is actually the grass screaming, youre monsters

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Morten Jensen 7 years ago

we both kills living things for eating it later

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Elizabeth Mitchell 7 years ago

So, because vegans don't understand how different life forms can have sentience or feel pain, they can make morally superior judgements and still eat plants. All our food comes from living things that die. Everything. And yes, scientists have already proven that plants have a form of sentient life.

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Kiki 7 years ago

It's been proven time and time again that plants respond to outside stimuli, which requires a type of nervous system.

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Uri Pardue 7 years ago

No one does this, drink water and rest is the first response.

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Fiendhunter 7 years ago

You'd be surprsied..... My father actually suggests meat consumption to any of our general malaise, cause he thinks we don't eat enough (or none, in my sis' case, sine she is vegetarian).

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Roxanne Stuart 7 years ago

Let me edit this: No one INTELLIGENT does this. Unless they're trying to push Chicken Noodle Soup on you, which IS actually healthy, if it's made properly, and not just from a package, or can. Otherwise it's water, and bed rest.

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Katie Jamberri Nails 7 years ago

I've had this happen to me. Every time there is anything wrong with you, you need to start eating meat.

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Chyppa Homer 7 years ago

Chicken soup for the sniffles !

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Carol Emory 7 years ago

The other thing they don't tell you, vegans usually are less prone to getting sick than meat eaters. When you consume meat, your immune system kicks into overdrive to fight off all the bad bacteria you just ate. When you eat vegan, your immune system is not compromised by that kind of bacteria, so it's able to protect you from germs that would normally make you sick. It's also why more and more doctors recommend vegan diets for cancer patients. You not only eliminate the high protein diet that helps cancer to grow, you also boost your immune system at a time when it's compromised with Chemo and radiation treatments.

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DarkLumiya 7 years ago

urgh, not even meat eaters should eat meat when sick who are all these posts about i swear i have never come across such people

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Rob Hextall 7 years ago

For some reason I don't get colds, headaches or flu. Winner winner....cabbage dinner!

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Isabella Kelso 6 years ago

But chicken broth tho

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Dom Hunt 7 years ago

yea maybe dont be friends with retards, then eat some meat

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Marnee DeRider 7 years ago

If you love your kids, send them to public school. They will do better if the society is mostly middle-class and well off. Starving the public schools will push into a society of a few rich and a whole lot of poor, and turns it into a competition for a few slots.

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Foxyloxylou 6 years ago

not anymore for me with the no Jesus talking

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Angela Anderson 7 years ago

We're you expecting guacamole?

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Ioana Mircea 7 years ago

So...I kept seeing this silly thing about avocado and bees and debate if it's vegan because...they use bees for pollination?!?!? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?????? All fruits come from flowers pollinated mostly by bees and a few other insects. Are they saying that by using a completely natural and environmental friendly method like FEEDING the bees that sustain life on this planet goes against their vegan philosophy?????? WHAT?? WHY?? Just because they are not wild bees, but bee-hives grown by men???? REALLY?? Wow...this is trully fascinating...

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Steph 7 years ago

Said no one ever

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W. 5 7 years ago

You don't know my family in law...

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DC 6 years ago

Preachy meateaters only get preachy around vegetarians I guess... It is stunning how many of their preachery actually happens unrecognized ... while these are the first to blame us for being preachy after they asked us why we're vegans at all.

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Katie Jamberri Nails 7 years ago

This happens all the time.

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Full Name 7 years ago

LMAO!

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Roxanne Stuart 7 years ago

No, they're being rescued from bad farmers who are unduly cruel to their animals. This Meme is just argumentative and insulting.

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Audri Good 7 years ago (edited)

Even a meat eater can be against factory farming practices love that cows and chickens can be really sweet and deserve empathy. I never believed anyone who said this when I was vegan... I can't be vegan anymore due to health issues. I miss it. But the least I can do is advocate for animals to be treated as naturally as possible while they're alive.

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Malice Evil 7 years ago

I am terribly sorry, i forgot that only certified vegans can rescue animals, next time i see abused or abandoned and hurt animals i will ignore it and just leave that to the vegans. Is there a "call a vegan" number for such situations? if so kindly let us know

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DC 6 years ago

... and we're accused of double-standards... It is not something pro-ignorance towards suffering, it is acutally against it.

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Master Markus 7 years ago

Who rescues SOME animals from a farm? That's not helping anything in the long run.

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Katie Jamberri Nails 7 years ago

"It makes a difference to that one."

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Raner 7 years ago

Not everyone works at slaughterhouses...

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Audri Good 7 years ago

Advocates for plants feelings would eat less meat since more plants are killed for animal production than if humans just ate the plants directly.

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Ryo Bakura 7 years ago

Why would you attend a BBQ if you're vegan? "I came to socialize, not eat." *3 hours later* "Does anyone have some salad I can eat?"

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Bonnie Blue Bird 7 years ago

Mandatory work 'fun days' ... I've been to a few :/

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Markus McCloud 7 years ago

Even us non-vegans would fall down that slippery slope! Fries are delicious! :D

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Debbie Andersson 7 years ago

Cows milk have more estrogen then soy has estrogen like properties, if men are afraid of soy to get boobs, they should stop cowsmilk immidietly.

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Roxanne Stuart 7 years ago

Except that Orcas are no longer allowed in Sea World....Old Meme is Old.

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Elizabeth Mitchell 7 years ago

Exploiting animals is disgusting. Vegans don't claim any moral superiority in real life.

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fvck svrry 6 years ago (edited)

veganism is abt trying to reduce animal cruelty/exploitation so this ties in with that. it’s not so much that vegans have the higher ground regarding morals.

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Isabella Kelso 6 years ago

In Australia we never had orcas at sea world..

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Sarjana Lastname 7 years ago

awfull

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Chris Vicks 7 years ago

I'm not a vegan,but if you aren't too,great,if you are,also great,but I think we can all agree this is horrible

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Master Markus 7 years ago

SO ORCAS ARE ALLOWED TO EAT FISH, BUT NOT HUMANS? Sorry, that was off-topic. But I'm not a vegan and I f*****g hate the exploitation of animals.

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Yeah, the orcas that can swim up tp 140 miles daily get plenty of room inside of a swimming pool

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Luna Firemoon 7 years ago

They are saying the parking lot is bigger than the orcas tank.

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W. 5 7 years ago

Just tell them it is for religious reasons..because doing it for an invisible friend is much more appreciated than doing it for fewer kills itself.

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Roxanne Stuart 7 years ago

I wonder if anyone has ever taught the Vegans about the Circle of Life? I could give them a crash Course o-o

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fvck svrry 6 years ago (edited)

i wouldn’t want to live my life in a crammed space, debeaked, and potentially, abused by workers who are suppose to care for me and later, be placed inside a cone to get my jugular slit. i honestly have no problem with ppl who consume animal products just as long as they reduce animal product consumption. it’d also be nice for there to be more regulation for farmed animal’s safety and aid for the people working at slaughterhouses so that they don’t take out their frustrations on the animals themselves.

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Kiki 7 years ago

Except for the all the field animals you kill with farm equipment. There would be no vegans if they had to raise and harvest all their produce by hand without killing any insects or animals.

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Uri Pardue 7 years ago

Want to not hurt animals? Don't support Peta

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Flisey 7 years ago

I grew up vegetarian and there was nothing to eat once you walked out your front door. We were labelled tree hugging hippies. We ate side salads at restaurants and had to explain every time that bacon is meat.

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Elizabeth Mitchell 7 years ago

The pickle looks tasty.

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Ryo Bakura 7 years ago

When people use the word "bae".

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Marnee DeRider 7 years ago

Never heard of "bae" before. I'm not going to bother googling it.

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Foxyloxylou 6 years ago

"agave nectar, come here for a second!"

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Isabella Kelso 6 years ago

Ah! It’s a leather bag!

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aussieguy6 7 years ago

leather bag lol

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Chyppa Homer 7 years ago

Wow ! you must be the fattest vegan out there !

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mulk 7 years ago

Illustrate with a picture of DJ, who is not vegan: https://www.businessinsider.com/dwayne-johnson-the-rock-food-diet-2017-5?IR=T

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Nia Loves Art 7 years ago

So you can't use a picture of a non vegan in a vegan meme? I don't think that is how it works.

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Ryo Bakura 7 years ago

Maybe try another restaurant.

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Ewa Sadowska 7 years ago

Junk food is junk food, vegan or non-vegan

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Magpie 7 years ago

Really? Oreos? cool. ( remind me to take a magnifying glass when I shop; to read the ingredients. )

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Raner 7 years ago

SUGAR :)

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Nikki D 7 years ago

I'm surprised that Oreos are vegan!

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Lianna Valdez 7 years ago

Oreo's are not technically vegan. It states that on Nabisco's website.

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Carol Emory 7 years ago

I regret the day Hampton made Just Mayo. Veganism was my way to stay away from that stuff...LOL

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Roxanne Stuart 7 years ago

I mean, I could point to China, New York, LA, or any OTHER major City in the USA. Just sayin.

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Master Markus 7 years ago

I'm pretty sure that eating meat is not the leading cause of climate change. Ignoring that you can eat meat from a wild animal that you catch yourself, transportation, manufacturing and construction are just, factually larger issues in terms of climate change. I believe that agriculture overall needs to change, and that means sustainable farming over factory farming.

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Dom Hunt 7 years ago

were trying to solve the problem not hide from it and be miserable. Dont forgot aout 80% of the world have almost no choice about what they eat

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Ryo Bakura 7 years ago

That's fossil fuels, not meat consumption.

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MnM2520 7 years ago

Wait what

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Magpie 7 years ago

I think it meant: It takes a heap more grain to feed to animals, to get x amount of protein; compared to just eating the grains yourself. ( you'd want to pick the right combinations of grains is all )

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Nikki D 7 years ago

I love skeptical African kid.

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Dom Hunt 7 years ago

yes but meat has more energy then the grain in a smaller package

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GlassOfWater 7 years ago

Do they not have grass fed animals is America?

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Carol Emory 7 years ago

Very little. Most beef and chicken are raised by feeding them grains that are GMO and sprayed with a myriad of pesticides and chemicals. There are also farms that feed their animals pellets made from grain, animal byproducts and waste foods that would normally be landfill material. Grass fed meat is expensive, but since many Americans eat meat daily and expect portions that far exceed normal human consumption, they usually resort to commercially grain fed/by product fed beef and poultry.

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Roxanne Stuart 7 years ago

it's called the circle of life hon, they eat the plants, we eat the animals. It's what we've been doing for millions of years, even that ethiopian child (not sure if he's actually Ethiopian) has probably eaten meat, and probably still does when offered it.

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Elizabeth Mitchell 7 years ago

Grass fed meat doesn't need grains. And it's healthier.

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Magpie 7 years ago

Cute dog :)

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Adia Dogg 7 years ago

Why do people think vegans are difficult to be around? I wonder...

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Ola Polowczyk 7 years ago

Oh, so you love animals, so you're vegan? Why do you forcefully convert your pets into vegans if it's unnatural for them?

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Kiki 7 years ago

Yeah, like that woman who is starving her fennec fox to death after converting him to a vegan diet, despite foxes being obligate carnivores.

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Full Name 7 years ago

Animal husbandry is the art if keeping animals alive long enough to kill them.

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Bluebell Rizzi 7 years ago

THIS

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Roxanne Stuart 7 years ago

I mean...Do I need to teach you about the Circle of Life? I love this tree, but I still have to chop it down to make a house.

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Catherine Schier 6 years ago

Our species already has a parasitic relationship with our only planet. We don’t need to eat meat to thrive. By consuming fewer animal products, human health and all life on this planet would benefit.

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Morten Jensen 7 years ago

do you have to hate animals to eat them do you hate the plans that you are eating? i love animals but it's not like it's me who killed the cow that i am eating i am just making it not go to waste after its sacrifice

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Trixster Million 7 years ago

Stop eating animals and most of them will die slowly and painfully from starvation.

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Catherine Schier 6 years ago

In reality, demand for meat would decrease gradually and the factory farms producing the animals would breed them into existence at a slower rate based on demand.

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issam 7 years ago

I really don't understand this , i might come out as being ignorant , but i do not neither hate animals or love them , for me they are animals . I have known vigans that hated animals like snake ,rate and some others and i find it normal .compation toward animal have nothing to do with your diet .

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Yong Zhang 7 years ago

Protest away but this isn't something to be forced on people.

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Carmen Murray 6 years ago

It's something that should be forced on the world so our plant doesn't die or we're all f****d.

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Ryo Bakura 7 years ago

Yeah, veganism isn't the same as women's rights, the black lives matter movement, or rallies in support of the LGBTQ+ community, but sure, you carry on protesting. That s**t always works.

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Master Markus 7 years ago

I would just call her out on the bad comparison, yeah?

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Alix BLAIR 5 years ago

LMFAO I would jump off a bridge too, (I'm not vegan tho)

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Jordy Star 7 years ago

Yep...

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Carol Emory 7 years ago

So I go to a local asian restaurant. Explain to the manager that we are vegan. She is unsure of what that is. I explain the definition of vegan and what products are off limits. I tell her I'm interested in the Garlic Tofu (with spicy garlic sauce). She checks with the chef and says it's vegan. Fast forward a few months...and a waitress at the restaurant says the garlic sauce is NOT vegan because of chicken broth added to it. She then informs me that the manager is also the chef's wife. She apologizes profusely. I tell her the manager should be the one apologizing, not her. That was 3 years ago and I'm still waiting for that apology.

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Malice Evil 7 years ago

Nooo you are not self entitled at all...demanding apologies for what could have been a misunderstanding or a mistake, i am sure @Carol you apologized to EVERY person you might have done wrong willfully or not in your life...right?

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Gerald Jarick 7 years ago

paranoïa!

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Nikki D 7 years ago

Will destroy ya!

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KawaiiKakapo 7 years ago

yep

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Elizabeth Mitchell 7 years ago

Because carbs. That's why.

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Martha V McLeod 7 years ago

Also because what it eats is virtually undigestable.

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fvck svrry 6 years ago

??? vegans or the panda? also plant protein/etc is digestable, it just takes the body a little more effort.

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Samantha Bing 7 years ago

Are you really a panda hater?!

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Ryo Bakura 7 years ago

I'd like to point out at this juncture that Travis Barker, who has been vegan for years, had to give up his vegan diet after surviving a plane crash in order to try and heal quicker. Which is what hospitals are there for. They don't exist to pander to your dietary wishes.

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Rabite 7 years ago

Ever seen hospital food? Does it look like it makes you healthy?

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A. L. Luscher 3 years ago

I physically can't eat meat. It's not a dietary wish, it's a necessity.

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DC 6 years ago

.... neither are animals, neither are rain forests ... get the point, dontcha?

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Natas Cha 6 years ago

Vegabism is not a diet. It is a way of living without harming animals. Also... Meat and dairy and eggs are unhealthy AF

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Isabella Kelso 6 years ago

That’s probably the reason why the vegan is in hospital

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Night Owl 7 years ago

How the hell did he manage to make four nice slices?! :D

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Ryo Bakura 7 years ago

That'd be Photoshop, dear.

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Alix BLAIR 5 years ago

i agree

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Magpie 7 years ago

oh hush you. it is funny :)

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Full Name 7 years ago

But it's sweet they make and effort.

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Master Markus 7 years ago

Non-vegan doesn't mean "vegetables are an anomaly".

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Master Markus 7 years ago

I don't know where this picture is from but it makes me uncomfortable on an innate level.

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Ryo Bakura 7 years ago

That's Scarlett Moffatt, British TV personality, during her stint on the British version of the reality show "I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here!", which she won because of her endearing personality, and quirky habits. Part of the show is to make the celebrities eat disgusting things, such as kangaroo anuses (show is British, but takes place in a jungle in Australia), or a myriad of live bugs. Which is probably what she's reacting to here.

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Foxyloxylou 6 years ago

actually, im vegan and i eat eggs. i dont see them as non vegan because they only come from animals, not by killing them. also i have chickens

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Debbie Andersson 7 years ago

Wrong tough, it's mostly the northern part of the world who can drink lactose, but the majority of the world is lactose intolerant, simply cause when we're babies we're supposed to drink our moms breastmilk, but as we grow older we're not supposed to anymore, but the nothern part of the world where food was more scarse we evolved to be able to drink milk as adults. So lactose intolerant is actually what humans are "supposed" to be.

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Patricia Ross 7 years ago

Maybe it is what we're suppose to be, but most of us can drink it anyway. I don't know anyone who can't eat ice cream.

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Kiki 7 years ago

Hot peppers are not really hot, you're just not a bird.

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Nia Loves Art 7 years ago

Humans have largely evolved to be able to tolerate lactose. Those who can not are lactose intolerant.

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Full Name 7 years ago

Less than 1/2 the world is lactose tolerant, so it's still technically a misnomer.

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Elizabeth Mitchell 7 years ago

I am lactose intolerant and that is the dumbest comment I ever heard. Obviously some vegans have no clue about how food intolerances work.

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Dom Hunt 7 years ago

so im some sort of superhero cos i can drink it without farting!! good to know

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Malice Evil 7 years ago

If you are lactose intolerant you would be intolerant to that particular sugar molecule even if it was made by a breastfeeding mother or chemically in the lab...it has nothing to do with milk except for the fact that that particular sugar was isolated from milk (and human milk contains lactose too)

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Lazy Panda 7 years ago

Yeah because biological dietary needs and evolution is comparable to technological advancement and housing

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DC 6 years ago

Misunderstood, likely on purpose. The point is that doing something is not justified by having ancestors who did it. Whoever, and for whatever, uses this justification just is inconsequent if he's doing any stuff the ancestors didn't do, as not doing something is just in the same way inherited as doing something is. This doesn't even apply on stuff the ancestors did that was right AND against what the majority did. It's just invalid on whatever it is tried to use.

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R L 6 years ago

There is a reason the ancestors died at 37.

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Ryo Bakura 7 years ago

I eat meat because it's tasty, not because my ancestors did it.

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Deena Salzman 7 years ago

Beyond burgers have 20g of protein! That sounds healthy to me! :D

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Deena Salzman 7 years ago

And I call the gardein fingers Salad Fingers, in homage to the weird cartoon, and because I always eat them chopped up on my salad.

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LaDonna Hulcy 7 years ago

they are SO GOOD!

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CCL_2018 7 years ago

Ideally you should only be eating about 20g of protein per meal

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Master Markus 7 years ago

Ice cream is a beautiful human creation and you won't convince me otherwise.

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DC 6 years ago

Vegan ice cream became largely available in germany in the last 2...3 years - actually, I do have like 10 different tastes in my fridge. Missed it a bit...

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Carol Emory 7 years ago

Chao cheese is good too. And Halo has vegan ice creams..the waffle and pancake one being the best!

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abby smink 7 years ago

Except haven't they said the Beyond Meat has some weird, toxic, lab created chemical in it? No thanks.

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Carol Emory 7 years ago

Must go here!

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Martha V McLeod 7 years ago

I don't like avcados. Or coffee. Sorry if that makes me weird.

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Bluebell Rizzi 7 years ago

Snap!

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Ilona Orlova 7 years ago

Yes, I love avocados and guacamole!

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Meyer Weinstock 7 years ago

um, I'm not sure now which excites me more...

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Lianna Valdez 7 years ago

I love avocados and i am not vegan.

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Hermien Scholten 7 years ago

avocados aren't strictly vegan if you're against the use of bees in 'production'

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Debbie Andersson 7 years ago

This makes no sense at all...Bees want to eat the nectar and they spread the pollen? Thats their call in life, why would any vegan be against it? It's not like they're eating the bees...

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Kristy P 7 years ago

You can say that about any fruit/veg that needs their help in pollination, tho. Keeps the bees busy, though:-)

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Angela Anderson 7 years ago

I'm not EATING the bees...

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W. 5 7 years ago

Awww, no decent vegan would want a bee to become unemployed...go, work on that avocado, girl!

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CCL_2018 7 years ago

Bees, hummingbirds, butterflies. There are a lot of creatures that aid in plant pollination. Though a lot of food production is domesticated honey bees.

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mavrick fourtyfive 7 years ago

veganism isnt a zero sum game. try again.

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Anne 7 years ago

I just heard this! That's not good news for very strict vegans.. :( Avocados are yum AF

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mulk 7 years ago

https://www.shu.ac.uk/learn-more/avocados

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Magpie 7 years ago

Thanks for the link, You might also like similar info in New Scientist.

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Carol Emory 7 years ago

I had this happen at a Christmas party. I brought a Chocolate Latte cake that was from the cookbook OhSheGlows. Totally vegan..totally Gluten Free. Did not tell anyone that it was either of those things and served it with Vegan vanilla ice cream. By the end of the party, I had three requests for the recipe and all were shocked when I told them it was gluten free and vegan.

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DC 6 years ago

Gluten really is not relevant at all about being vegan. Not eating it is just a weird trend, unless you can't digest it well. Nothing wring with gluten in general.

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Dom Hunt 7 years ago

yea what an idiot, just leave the food out when you make a curry

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Cien 7 years ago

Its not c**p @Carol, its food! Just because you have Orthorexia doesn't mean the rest of us vegan have to eat our calorie counted salads. Let us enjoy our carbs, live a little.

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Nikki D 7 years ago

I'd never heard of "orthorexia", thanks for turning me on to a new word!

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Raner 7 years ago

Omg i just saw carol's comment get deleted

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Carol Emory 7 years ago

The picture on the right should have salads, soups, stir fries and fruit. What the heck is all that processed c**p?

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Rabite 7 years ago

The bananas, kiwis, oranges, apples, cucumbers, tomatoes, corn, mushrooms and the big bowl of what looks like lentil soup on the right pircture would beg to differ.

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Anne 7 years ago

Very high carb, low vegetable. Not very healthy.

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W. 5 7 years ago

Just the pasta(and who knows, might be lentil pasta) and bread...the rest seems legit "planty".

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Master Markus 7 years ago

HUMANS IN GENERAL talking about potatoes, man.

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Alix BLAIR 5 years ago

I <3 potatoes, not even vegan

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Magpie 7 years ago

( whispers: I do this anyway )

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Fien 7 years ago

Or this: "here's some chicken soup, I took out the big chuncks for you". Wow, thanks, that makes it way better.

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Sushi Smack 7 years ago

then you realize it is a vegan party

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Anne 7 years ago

Veganism done the wrong way :)

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Elizabeth Mitchell 7 years ago

Coconut ice cream and yoghurt is delicious. You don't have to be a vegan to enjoy them.

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Magpie 7 years ago

Too true.

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Ryo Bakura 7 years ago

Usually said when everyone else is in the middle of discussing a completely different topic.

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Carmen Murray 6 years ago

Just trying to catch you off guard. Or I might not have hit my daily target. 😏

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Carol Emory 7 years ago

All you have to watch is What the Health and Cowspiracy...

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Master Markus 7 years ago

ALWAYS BE WARY OF CONTROVERSIAL AND BIASED DOCUMENTARIES. I'm not saying they're all wrong, just that you need to be careful.

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Dom Hunt 7 years ago

bet you can make a similar one about muslims and violence

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Master Markus 7 years ago

It does vary from place to place though.

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Amy Osborne 5 years ago

Neva Eva road. That sounds interesting. Somewhere I’d like to live.

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Dom Hunt 7 years ago

you know we can eat that s**t as well right??

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Carol Emory 7 years ago (edited)

This was the case with several people I knew. They were like.."veganism didn't work for me." Then they explained what they ate...junk food, junk food, and more junk food. Where are the fresh fruits and veg? I didn't have the time to prepare it. So what your saying is that it wasn't the veganism that made you sick so much as it was your laziness..

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janree75 7 years ago

I hate when I say veganism didn't work for me and I'm told I just didn't do it right. Yeah, I did it right. But with extensive allergies to most alternative protein sources and an extreme sensitivity to carbs, it didn't work for me.

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Martha V McLeod 7 years ago

Are Oreo's vegan? In every flavor? I'll read the ingredients list again.

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fvck svrry 6 years ago

in the usa, they’re vegan but yu always have to read the packaging.

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Being_Cori 7 years ago

SOME people in India consider the cow as their mother

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Official_Blink 4 years ago

Yess

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Malice Evil 7 years ago

Are you assuming my mon's species?

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MnM2520 7 years ago

Moo b***h

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fvck svrry 6 years ago

overused joke dom hunt, smh 😔

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Carmen Murray 6 years ago

I found this funnier than I should have.

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Katie Jamberri Nails 7 years ago

They look waaay too happy to be your family.

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Ayra 7 years ago

Is this a US thing? Dairy Milk here has that thing, too...

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Carol Emory 7 years ago

Most dairy milk here is served in a carton with a twist top opening or a plastic jug with a screw top.

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Bluebell Rizzi 7 years ago

Yep

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Debbie Andersson 7 years ago

Wondered about that too...Why can't they have caps like cowmilk do?

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Magpie 7 years ago

In Australia both dairy and non dairy products *may* have this. Depending on brands.

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LaDonna Hulcy 7 years ago

This is SO me!

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MnM2520 7 years ago

Beans

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Uri Pardue 7 years ago

The amino acid chains are not the same, some people cannot break down the chains in animal proteins and some cannot in plant proteins.

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Carol Emory 7 years ago

Yep..because plant proteins are better for you because they don't require as many steps in the metabolic process to break down their nutrients.

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Angela Anderson 7 years ago

There are many combinations of foods that provide vegans with complete proteins.

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Uri Pardue 7 years ago

Hummus best dip

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Carol Emory 7 years ago

I will agree and disagree. Guac is my favorite. And I worked at Whole Foods Produce Department..so I know their recipe for Guac...LOL

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Meyer Weinstock 7 years ago

mix all 3.....I've done it...delish...

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Ewa Sadowska 7 years ago

I love hummus, I can make it at home and i'm disgusting meateater

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Rabite 7 years ago

Why eat vegan food if you are a meateater? Stay true to your diet.

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Magpie 7 years ago

sugar free??? waaahhhh bye.

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Alix BLAIR 5 years ago

999% ageree

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Raner 7 years ago

Sugar free? WOOOOOOOOW...

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Carol Emory 7 years ago

It's the sugar free that killed it. If you are going to do vegan at a party, do the sugar..just do raw sugar or agave. And if they were not a hit..you've been going to the wrong vegan websites..

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Foxyloxylou 6 years ago

im vegan i love eatong vegan things but sugar free? NOPE

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Debbie Andersson 7 years ago

Okay that kitten is just to adorable! <3

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Full Name 7 years ago

And it's seldom from someone in better shape or healthier than I am. Tell me again, you frumpy mess, how I could benefit from eating like you again?

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Uri Pardue 7 years ago

Our monoculture crop growing requires increased use of pesticides, kiling millions of animals during growing and harvest seasons.

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Evanna Greene 6 years ago

Hmm.. funny how these monoculture crops are being fed to livestock. Double score in killing, don't you think?

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Full Name 7 years ago

That's for the non sequitor. That has zero to do with this post.

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Carol Emory 7 years ago

That's why you eat organic...duh

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Martha V McLeod 7 years ago

Not to mention the gazillions of bacteria, microbes and other entities we slaughter when we drink water.

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Ian Pang 6 years ago

But spelling is better than mispelling right?

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Dom Hunt 7 years ago

tell that to the 80% of the planet that have no choice but to eat meat

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Elizabeth Mitchell 7 years ago

No, they are not morally superior. They are malnourished. No wonder they get mood swings.

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fvck svrry 6 years ago (edited)

i can also make that case abt women too regarding personality disorder statistics.

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acodata 7 years ago

But vegeterian is about killing, vegan is way beyond that.

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Carol Emory 7 years ago

Done this so many times...

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Dom Hunt 7 years ago

so the guy has money troubles?

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Ryo Bakura 7 years ago

That second one is Ben Affleck's bar tab.

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fvck svrry 6 years ago

plants don’t feel pain(nothing actlly suggests that yet) but animals do. why don’t yu acknowledge the truth?

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Dom Hunt 7 years ago

So they just dont want to answer about plants feelings? Not very avatar

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Marnee DeRider 7 years ago

Call ahead and find out if they have vegan options. I would never consider going to a restaurant and not just ordering something on the menu. Maybe one simple substitution at most. It would seem rude to do anything more than that.

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Carol Emory 6 years ago

Even this did not work at one restaurant I went to. Even the manager, who was married to the cook, did not know what veganism was. Got sick the first time I ate there. Decided to give them another chance 6 months later. A new waitress that was vegetarian informs me that the vegan meal I had last time I was in contained chicken broth. I immediately asked for the manager..(same woman) and chewed her up one side and down the other informing her that I was on a vegan diet by my doctors orders because of the bad reactions I have to animal products. She acted like it was no big deal until I pointed out that she would never serve Pad Thai to someone who is allergic to peanuts..because she could be sued. She got the point and apologized profusely. Many of us are on this diet for our health. You wouldn't make fun of people for being allergic to a food. Don't make fun of us for trying to survive.

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https://youtu.be/ps6YEbSTUkE

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Dom Hunt 7 years ago

yea the waiter made the same meme but saying, "when wankers dont call ahead and they try to create a menu"

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Ryo Bakura 7 years ago

Me: "Not every vegan does it to be ethical."

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fvck svrry 6 years ago

yells back: “they are still contributing to the ethical cause diminishing their consumption of animal product :^D”

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Magpie 7 years ago

I'm not vegan, but I do have an allergy to dairy milk... And struggle to explain the difference between asthma attacks and choice. Gave up, just drink coffee with no milk.

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Thirteen 2 years ago

https://youtu.be/ps6YEbSTUkE

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Ewa Sadowska 7 years ago

Yes, barista and entire world ;)

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Carol Emory 7 years ago

Pay attention Lois!

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Mariya Bo 7 years ago

Helsinki is the place!

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Marnee DeRider 7 years ago

Speaking as someone who eats meat, I would say this is often true.

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Ryo Bakura 7 years ago

Nope. Not even close. Unless you talk to a huge prick.

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Fien 7 years ago

Then so are we I guess

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Marnee DeRider 7 years ago

We're apex predators, so no, we weren't made to be eaten. Rabbits and deer are eaten, wolves are not. Gorillas are not eaten (or rarely). They are neither predator nor prey.

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Ryo Bakura 7 years ago

It's only morality laws that prevent humans from eating other humans. And probably some hugely misplaced superiority complexes.

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Glowdaddy 7 years ago

Yes...sharks eat us....bears eat us...Dahmer ate us...Hannibal ate us... :P

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Carol Emory 7 years ago

Good argument!

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Gerald Jarick 7 years ago

sure yes!

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Fien 7 years ago

What do they mean "what do you eat?" ? We eat everything! As long as there were no animals involved that is.

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Kiki 7 years ago

Do you eat bark from a fruit tree or the pits from fruits like peaches? Do you eat banana peels?

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Full Name 7 years ago

Hey Kiki, I actually agree with you on this one. Feels weird.

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Patricia Ross 7 years ago

Because I like the fleshy part but not the feathery part. Don't like the beaky or feety part much either. Once you get rid of all that, it does tend to look a little different.

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Master Markus 7 years ago

Exactly. Some people ARE grossed out by it being made of animals, but I'm just like "Yeah, I'd rather not eat feathers and the hard bits". We still have meat on bones, so it's not like it's REALLY hidden. Like Kiki pointed out, eating the skin and feathers of a chicken would be like eating a banana peel.

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Siddharth Rath 7 years ago

What disturbs me more is that the chick is actually looking aside at another man who is actually eating a chicken burger, knowing it's his mom...

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Carol Emory 7 years ago

Touche

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acodata 7 years ago

but why would you even expect something like that from McDonalds

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Ryo Bakura 7 years ago

"Because every food establishment should cater for vegans too, dammit!" is probably an answer you'd get if a vegan had responded to you first. Now, however, I'm going to get slammed for making it seem like every vegan thinks that McDonald's should have a vegan menu. And then I'm going to get slammed for making light of veganism. And then I'm going to get slammed for pointing out that I make jokes about everything, but this overly long meme gallery is about vegans/veganism, so it's the current topic my humor is aimed at. And then I'm going to get slammed for not taking life more seriously.

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Ilona Orlova 7 years ago

Low fat is bad for you! Why can't people finally catch that?

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Raner 7 years ago

I'm not vegan, I don't have allergies, I am not psycho, but I actually like eating ice.

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Uri Pardue 7 years ago

Yeah, violence, best solution...

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Nia Loves Art 7 years ago

It is a joke.

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Fien 7 years ago

That is one sexy pear. Damn.

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Helena 7 years ago

I'm guessing this is American based? Because where I live the veggies are cheaper than the rest of the food! We enjoy going to the market and getting our fill of veggies for the week. Most affordable shopping.

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Flisey 7 years ago

In NZ healthy food is more expensive. A 750ml bottle of water is $2 and a 1.5l of fizzy drink is 99cents. Tomatoes are $7 a kilo, mushrooms $12 a kilo, whole grain bread $3.50 a loaf. But white bread $1 a loaf, instant noodles $1, frozen chips/fries $2.50 a kilo. Junk food is always on special, healthy food isn't. If I didn't buy fresh fruit and veg my shopping bill would drop by a third.

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LaDonna Hulcy 7 years ago

My food bill is half of my carnivore friends food bill, it's all in what you buy.

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Full Name 7 years ago

No, it's like that in America too. People are idiots and think healthy food is expensive but it's not at all.

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Carol Emory 7 years ago

And we can fill our carts more with less money.

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Full Name 7 years ago

You fill one cart full with meat and another full of produce and see which one costs more.

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Magpie 7 years ago

Me when someone is drunk trying to kiss me. The smell..

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Carol Emory 7 years ago

Really! Right! Then there's the trifecta...drinking, smoking and just threw up in the bathroom five minutes earlier.

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SykesDaMan 7 years ago

That's family: Even when you disagree on something, they still love you!

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Ryo Bakura 7 years ago

Calcium isn't as important as first thought. Sure we need it, but it doesn't make our bones stronger. Same way drinking lots of OJ for the Vitamin C gets rid of a cold. It's good for you, but like most things, excessive amounts of it will kill you.

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fvck svrry 6 years ago

when yur still in development or are elderly, calcium consumption is increase by +300 mg. young and middle aged adults don’t need to worry as much tho.

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Master Markus 7 years ago

No problem, I'll just eat bones.

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aussieguy6 7 years ago

but almond milk is still bad for the planet

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MnM2520 7 years ago

CONSUME CALCIUM REEEEEEE

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Uri Pardue 7 years ago

And is worse for the environment

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Carol Emory 7 years ago

Explain how it is? Almonds do not produce methane..they don't require large fields of land (besides the land that they are on) to grow food for them to consume..and their waste products (shells) can be converted into a sweetener substitute.

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Ryo Bakura 7 years ago

They probably think the same thing when you post them.

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Master Markus 7 years ago

Maybe they're boring though. Like, I post a lot of atheist stuff, but I switch it up so they're not like... this page with a lot of twatty assertions of being correct.

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Ryo Bakura 7 years ago

Oh the irony of an atheist preaching his beliefs. Just as bad as the religious nuts who do the same damn thing.

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Fien 7 years ago

I eat bananas when they are still a bit green. I hate mushy, overly sweet fruits.

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Master Markus 7 years ago

Vegans have bad taste in bananas?

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fvck svrry 6 years ago

some vegans listen to quacks who say things like old a*s bananas are healthier or humans evolved as herbivores. :^/

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W. 5 7 years ago

Could still use it for ice cream or banana bread, though

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Magpie 7 years ago

Yerk.

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Carol Emory 7 years ago

There are all sorts of pizzas made without tit milk. In fact, we have a pizza place here that does vegan pizzas with cheese made from almond milk. Just as good as the real thing..especially when loaded with veggies.

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Charl Marx 7 years ago (edited)

This episode did not end well for Pinchy...

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Ryo Bakura 7 years ago

Miss out the part where Homer ate him, because that's irrelevant.

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Marnee DeRider 7 years ago

I don't know the difference between vegan and vegetarian, and I don't understand about fish. Because Catholics can't have meat on Fridays, so they eat fish. I don't get it. Isn't the definition of "meat" "a dead animal eaten by another animal"? If so, fish is meat, which would imply a vegetarian would not eat fish, nor would a vegan. But when I was younger, there were plenty of self-identified vegetarians who would eat fish. Why is this a dumb question?

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Andrew Braggins 6 years ago

Those that eat only fish are neither vegan nor vegetarian. They are pescaterian.

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Ryo Bakura 7 years ago

To be fair, some people don't consider fish to be meat, because the term "meat and fish products", and things akin to it, are used quite a lot. And then the distinction between vegan and vegetarian may not be as clear cut for them as it is for you. Plus, throwing in pescatarianism may also confuse them.

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Carol Emory 7 years ago

LOL..me..everytime

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MnM2520 7 years ago

Snip snip mothafuka

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Full Name 7 years ago

This is the prickery vegans are known for. Have fun with your circle getting smaller and smaller until you occupy nothing but an echo chamber.

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Martha V McLeod 7 years ago

Most honest response!

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Master Markus 7 years ago

I think those BOTH count as problems, just in opposite directions.

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Ryo Bakura 7 years ago

A) That meat eater has a lack of fiber in their diet, which is unhealthy. B) That vegan may have too much fiber in their diet, which is also really unhealthy. The key is a balanced diet. Meat, fruit, veg, grain, etc., all go toward keeping us healthy, as long as we don't over-do them.

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Elizabeth Mitchell 7 years ago

I eat meat and never get constipated.

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Sushi Smack 7 years ago

I'm not vegan, but this happens to me ALL THE TIME

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Elizabeth Mitchell 7 years ago

A life without cheese is pointless.

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Raner 7 years ago

I DON'T LIKE CHEESE!!! However, I am weird so I like cheese flavor on everything except icecream.

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MnM2520 7 years ago

it be like that sometimes

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Martha V McLeod 7 years ago

What's in the dip?

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Isabella Kelso 6 years ago

Probably hummus😂

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Ryo Bakura 7 years ago

Fruit platter? What kind of party do you go to? "Excuse me, but I've finished off the fruit platter. Would you happen to have some crudités?" "Shut the f**k up, pledge! Clean my room with your tongue!"

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Nikki D 7 years ago

Fruit platter? What's the dip in the middle?

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KawaiiKakapo 7 years ago

i hope it's made of fruit

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Ryo Bakura 7 years ago

Neither friend has any LSD, so f**k 'em both.

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Carol Emory 7 years ago

Love it!

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Ewa Sadowska 7 years ago

No, it's not, sorry.

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Full Name 7 years ago

Depends of your goal.

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Ryo Bakura 7 years ago

Who told you that? Non-vegans aren't clueless, we generally just don't like being preached to about how eating meat is murder.

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fvck svrry 6 years ago

the only time i ever day things like that is when ppl start ganging up on me abt being vegan. sorry ppl got into yur face abt it tho. :^(

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Thirteen 2 years ago

nocabbacon

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Nikki D 7 years ago

When my vegan friend made pecan and raisin salad and I ate ALL of it...

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Marnee DeRider 7 years ago

What is "whole food"?

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Full Name 7 years ago

You read that in Sam Jackson's voice, didn't you?

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Meyer Weinstock 7 years ago

Protein....

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Carol Emory 7 years ago

I'm surprised the number of people that are bent on a high protein diet. High protein is the fuel that cancer cells need to grow and multiply rapidly. The reason vegans are less prone to cancer is that eating a fresh food vegan diet lowers the protein intake starving cancer cells. It's also why people who are undergoing chemo for cancer are better off going vegan during treatment because it helps fight cancer two fold.

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Yong Zhang 7 years ago

I spat my nut bar all over the keyboard at this - the biggest piece of bull I've read in a long time. Caner is a dna-damaged cell multiplying out of control because the natural process of cell death has stopped working. Caner doesn't need 'fuel' or 'starving' fr a start. Guh, my head hurts...

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Lazy Panda 7 years ago

Well I mean it’s kind of true, but you can’t argue about plants having feels while eating animals who have feelings

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fvck svrry 6 years ago

can yu link articles or studies regarding that? i read somewhere that one of those studies results were mushy due to the many variables at play.

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Ryo Bakura 7 years ago

His name is Arthur, and he's the King of Veggies. He pulled the carrot sword Excalibur from the stony ground, married a cabbage called Guinevere, and has an array of veggie Knights of the Round Dinner Table.

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Ian Pang 6 years ago (edited)

More like ex-CARROT-bur

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Marnee DeRider 7 years ago

I do not get this. I hated meat as a kid, and I would just eat everything but the meat about 29 out of every 30 days. Do so many people have families that serve NOTHING BUT MEAT? That's messed up.

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fvck svrry 6 years ago

my family literally eats meat and rice everyday for lunch and dinner.

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Magpie 7 years ago

Listen to the frog.

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Magpie 7 years ago

We should all be more patient and kind with each other.

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Siddharth Rath 7 years ago

*Eleanor Rigby playing in background*

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Full Name 7 years ago

That's some serious self loathing.

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Alissa Merstrand 7 years ago

''Cook up these giant portobellos and corn cobs tyvm''

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Ryo Bakura 7 years ago

"You want steak with that? I got rib-eye." "No thanks, just the mushrooms, and corn." "Why the f**k are you even here?"

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Full Name 7 years ago

A recycling bin?

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fvck svrry 6 years ago

maybe recycled arguments? lmao

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Magpie 7 years ago

When my family tries to make me go anywhere in public with them. ( nothing to do with vegan)

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Rabite 7 years ago

I learned from in a similar meme here that this doesn't make sense because it's as if you would say "I love my husband, so I love all men like him". q.e.d.

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Thirteen 2 years ago

lol

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Ryo Bakura 7 years ago

Milk chocolate is sweet. Dark chocolate is slightly bitter.

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Anubis 6 years ago

Dark chocolate is DELICIOUS!!!!!!!!

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MnM2520 7 years ago

The mistake is no one has that many dice🎲

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Glowdaddy 7 years ago

You have never spent time with table top gamers. (D&D, Warhammer, and Pathfinder etc)

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Raner 7 years ago

The mistake is two of the4-dotted dice and 5-dotted dice are switched.

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aussieguy6 7 years ago

i cant see a mistake

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Marnee DeRider 7 years ago

I can understand someone asking that, and although I know because I've made legume-based meals for ages due to having been poor when I was young (though I do eat meat), some people just don't know. It's a legitimate question. You might be tired of explaining it over and over, but to a given person, they might just be truly curious. If they eat meat, they probably never looked it up. Here you are, they are interested, and they ask the question.

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Sushi Smack 7 years ago

Yeah, I'm sure.

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aussieguy6 7 years ago

non vegans are not carnivores i dont know why this thread is so offensive to non vegans

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Anne 7 years ago

I do. tasty yummy animals.

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Veri Rockt 7 years ago

Hahaha so creative anderen funny comment hahahaha

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Carol Emory 7 years ago

Not all fries are vegan

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Full Name 7 years ago

When you are hungry and out of options, you don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to ;-P

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Fien 7 years ago

I always wondered who and why they 'invented' that stuff. Just woke up one morning, "think I'm gonna grind some cow bones today so I can make chewy candy" ? Gross.

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acodata 7 years ago

pretty sure it developed from aspic or other meat jelly foods

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Lara L. 7 years ago

Thats one thing I don't understand: agar agar or pectin are just doing the same and even though I eat almost all animsl products, I think gelatine is disgusting (not the taste obiviously it is tasteless)

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MnM2520 7 years ago

Seriously though who the FÚCK thought that up? Its a clear wobbly substance that's clear

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Carol Emory 7 years ago

That always floored me in Jurassic Park when she says "I happen to be a vegetarian" and then minutes later, she's eating jello.

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Full Name 7 years ago

If you live together, or even just eat together a lot it's much easier if you both share the same diet. Steaky McBacon will not enjoy cooking and eating with Lettuce McLentil.

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Ryo Bakura 7 years ago

That's the reaction from the fear that you're about to be preached to.

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fvck svrry 6 years ago

not really as long as yu also don’t become a preacher.

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The non vegans that start fighting: template-a...1aec9c.jpg

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Martha V McLeod 7 years ago

Vast amounts of infant food has animal products and/or meat in it.

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Lara L. 7 years ago

Youre parents didn't give you real food until you were 2??? When a baby turns 1, they are allowed to eat everything

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Ryo Bakura 7 years ago

If it took you 24 years to decide to become a vegan, that's on you.

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Full Name 7 years ago

This is ridiculous. It's not a scale. It's quite binary. Do you use animal products as part of your life (including the ingredients in hand lotions, gel caps, clothing etc)? If yes, you are not vegan. I'm not vegan, but I get that it's not rocket science to figure out what it means.

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Raner 7 years ago

WHO IN THE WORLD DISLIKED THE COMMENT I'M REPLYING TO, I H8 U!

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Raner 7 years ago

"But I got the fries and soda!" Also, some sugar is vegan.

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Full Name 7 years ago

Do that to my hummus and I'll slap the s**t out of you.

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Full Name 7 years ago

Yeah but those benefits aren't phoney. Yeah chicken and fish can be good for you, but you have different priorities. To dismiss valid points is.....pointless.

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Ewa Sadowska 7 years ago

In my country looking in someone's plate is considered as rude :)

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Ryo Bakura 7 years ago

In my country, looking like a smug twat will get you a punch to the face.

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Ryo Bakura 7 years ago

But Hugo was the 'good' twin, so shouldn't we follow his example?

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Carol Emory 7 years ago (edited)

I love when meat eaters bring up these arguments. It helps to have an Anthropology degree. I've got a rebuttal for every one of them.

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Marnee DeRider 7 years ago

Please explain. I'm really interested. I've made some comments elsewhere in this post about the history of meat-eating. Perhaps I was talking out of my left nostril. I can always stand to be corrected. (I am not being sarcastic.)

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aussieguy6 7 years ago

not all non vegans are like this jeez

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Lazy Panda 7 years ago

They can’t feel pain, but they respond to stimuli which is where most people get that idea

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Siddharth Rath 7 years ago

Plants can't feel pain but plants do die. Boiling an animal embryo kills the embryo. Boiling a seed kills the seed. Seeds are plant embryos. When you uproot a carrot and cook it, you're just removing the carrot from its natural habitat and killing it to eat it.

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Yong Zhang 7 years ago

There are some plants that only secrete poison in reaction to being eaten. I've heard 'has feelings' more, which I have seen most people interpret with 'able to sense things acting upon them' - such as that release of poison when being eaten, or the fresh cut grass smell (a grass danger signal)

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Elizabeth Mitchell 7 years ago

How would you know they don't?

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Ryo Bakura 7 years ago

Not as much as you'd think.

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Lara L. 7 years ago

But more than enough. I was vegetarian for most of my life and anemia was never a problem.

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WTF?! So a peer reviewed study on anything nutritionally related only counts of the people doing it are vegan? That's r******d.

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Elizabeth Mitchell 7 years ago

Another false piece of propaganda. Hotdogs are made from muscle meat, not waste products.

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Ryo Bakura 7 years ago

Written by the same people who think McDonald's chicken nuggets are made from their heads.

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Ryo Bakura 7 years ago

"Can you please die somewhere else, you're blocking the aisle for other shoppers."

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a smug vagina??? helppppp :^””( it’s dark in here

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Nia Loves Art 7 years ago

Don't tell them meet is murder. Unless you like being an obnoxious stereotype that is.

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Lazy Panda 7 years ago (edited)

Animals aren’t human, you can’t be murdered unless you’re a human

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Alissa Merstrand 7 years ago

No, theyre nicer than humans.

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Talia Johnson 7 years ago

Wouldn't this be a parenting thing rather than a vegan thing?

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Full Name 7 years ago

There are quite a few false equivalencies in this thread.

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Uri Pardue 7 years ago

You're comparing week old animals to four year olds, of course those kids aren't drinking breast milk, they too old.

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Elizabeth Mitchell 7 years ago

Animals make better parents than humans apparently. I don't eat any of those animals.

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Chyppa Homer 7 years ago

Humans have too few nipples, we knew that...

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mulk 7 years ago

because this women isn't real: ed74b96504...22479d.jpg

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Elizabeth Mitchell 7 years ago

I love my veggies.

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Ryo Bakura 7 years ago

Me too. Except Brussel sprouts. And most gourds. And parsnips. And many others. But there are a lot more I do like, and they go great with meat.

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Ryo Bakura 7 years ago

"Because I'm vegan, and apparently that means I have to eat more bananas than usual."

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Ryo Bakura 7 years ago

That makes you an a*****e.

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Anubis 6 years ago

YOU CAN LEAVE IF YOU'RE GONNA KEEP DOING THIS!! YOU DON'T HAVE TO LOOK A THE VEGAN MEMES!!!

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Ryo Bakura 7 years ago

Opinions aren't truths.

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Pigeon named Beans 7 years ago

Aren't vegans against killing?

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Fien 7 years ago

Just against killing animals. Never said anything about killing people.

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Elizabeth Mitchell 7 years ago

Because violence is a valid response, right?

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Raner 7 years ago

I agree, because I don't like cheese. My version: I don't know who you are, but if you replace cheese flavor with actual cheese, I will find you, and I will kill you.

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Magpie 7 years ago

It won't taste the same. Silly argument. All pizza tastes different to some other recipe of pizza.

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aussieguy6 7 years ago

mEaT iS mUrDeR1!!1

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fvck svrry 6 years ago

butchering a non-human animal is still the act of ending that animal’s life. it just be like that sometimes 😔

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Sassy Gay Bean Who Loves Dogs 4 years ago

Ryo "That makes you an a**hole" Bakura

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aussieguy6 7 years ago

meat isnt poisonous, you know that right

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Nia Loves Art 7 years ago

If what you don't eat is your most defining characteristic you have problems.

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Veri Rockt 7 years ago

You are what you eat

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fvck svrry 6 years ago

even with captive bolts, animals still don’t seem to meet their end quickly :^( there are videos of pigs squealing while thrashing around after getting stunned. i watched this one video where this worker missed and had to stun a pig 2-3 times to get it right.

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Ian Pang 6 years ago

Pot calling the kettle black

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Uri Pardue 7 years ago

Source? All the ones I find are pseudoscience

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Carol Emory 6 years ago

It doesn't really give you cancer, but it compromises your immune system and makes it easier for cancer cells to grow. The vitamin D they put in dairy milk is an attempt at helping the calcium absorb into your system..but it's not very efficient and actually leeches calcium out of bones. And lastly, the actual best source of calcium that does strengthen bones is dark leafy greens like collards, kale, chard and spinach. Look up "How Not to Die" "The Engine 2 Diet" and "What the Health (video)"

0points

Ryo Bakura 7 years ago

It won't give you cancer any more than everything else on the planet gives you cancer. One cigarette is unlikely to give you cancer, one glass of milk is unlikely to give you cancer, and one piece of under-cooked food is unlikely to give you cancer. What is guaranteed to give you cancer, however, is cancer.

1point