"Dear Diary, a chipmunk asked me my name today. I told him it was Joe. That lie will haunt me forever." - Damon Salvatore

"We're in hell. My own person, custom-built hell." - Damon Salvatore

"You are not even worth the calories I burn talking to you." - Caroline Forbes

"Some girls can't resist my good looks, my style, my charm, and my unflinching ability to listen to Taylor Swift." - Damon Salvatore

"The first rule of truly living is to do the things you're most afraid of." - Rebekah Mikaelson

"I'm not human. And I miss it. I miss it more than anything in the world. That is my secret." - Damon Salvatore

Elena: "Why don't you ever let anyone see the good in you?"
Damon: "When people see good they expect good. And I don't wanna live up to anyone's expectations."

"Your life is pathetic. Your after-life doesn't have to be." - Damon Salvatore

"I need to say it once. You need to hear it. I love you, Elena." - Damon Salvatore.

"I've been in love. It's painful, pointless, and overrated." - Damon Salvatore

"He's your first love. I intend to be your last, however, long it takes." - Klaus Mikaelson

"It's not a crime to love what you cannot explain." - Klaus Mikaelson

"Everything I like about me is you." - Tyler Lockwood

"When you lose someone, it stays with you. Always reminding you of how easy it is to get hurt." - Elena Gilbert

"It's the most real thing I've ever felt in my entire life. I love you, Damon." - Elena Gilbert

Elena: "Please don't do anything stupid."
Damon: "Yeah, but stupid's so much more fun!"

"It's Called Dignity. Have Some. It's Free." - Bonnie Bennett

"New rule: You live your life, you heal, and in the meantime, we’re friends." - Stefan Salvatore

"I’m worse than shallow. I’m a kiddie pool" - Caroline Forbes

"I’m basically an insecure, neurotic, control freak on crack." - Caroline Forbes

"You’re my brother. I’m not gonna give up on you. I never will." - Stefan Salvatore

"There's more to me than just gloomy graveyard girl." - Elena Gilbert

"I'm a little behind on the times, but I believe that the term you're looking for is... OMG." - Elijah Mikaelson

"We choose our own path. Our values and our actions, they define who we are."- Stefan Salvatore

"I know you said to kill her with kindness, but can't I just kill her?" - Caroline Forbes

"Why are jeans so tight when phones are so big?" - Kai Parker

"You can understand why I'm a little upset that I'm on the verge of being defeated by a sinus infection!" - Katherine Pierce

"Excuse me. To whom it may concern — you're making a big mistake if you think that you can beat me. You can't." - Elijah Mikaelson

"All you can do is be ready for the good so that when it comes, you invite it in." - Elena Gilbert

"Just because I talk a lot doesn't mean I always know what I'm talking about." - Caroline Forbes

"Whenever you go too far, I will be there to pull you back. Every second. Every day. Until you don't need me." - Damon Salvatore

"Peace exists. It lives in everything we hold dear. That is the promise of peace — one day, after a long life, you find each other again." - Elena Gilbert

"I was feeling epic." - Lexi Branson

"Everything changes tomorrow. It'll be all unicorns and rainbows." - Damon Salvatore.

"It's cool not growing old. I like being the eternal stud." - Damon Salvatore

"You can't just sit there and wait for life to come to you, you have to go get it." - Damon Salvatore.

"I mean, Stefan's different, he... he wants the whole 'human' experience. He wants to feel every episode of 'How I Met Your Mother...'" - Damon Salvatore

"I wake up every day and I feel okay. But there's something missing, like a hole. Some people, they fit in life or whatever. I don't." - Jeremy Gilbert

"People have been after me for a thousand years, but I'm always one step ahead." - Klaus Mikaelson

"I think Stefan is a good guy. But at the end of the day, he's still a vampire." - Alaric Saltzman

"So am I your last stop on the Stefan Salvatore apology tour?" - Caroline Forbes

"Just because I tell you things doesn't mean you're allowed to know them." - Caroline Forbes

"This clearly isn't peace. Otherwise, I wouldn't be stuck here with you." - Bonnie Bennett

"Our actions are what set things in motion, but we have to live with that." - Elena Gilbert

Damon: "What's so special about this Bella girl, anyway? Edward's so whipped."
Caroline: "You have to read the first book first, otherwise it won't make sense."
Damon: "Ugh, I miss Ann Rice - she was so on it."
Caroline: "Hey, how come you don't sparkle?"
Damon: "Because I live in the real world where vampires burn in the sun."

"I would die one hundred times over just to have you standing here alive, in front of me." - Bonnie Bennett

"We both know I could rip you to shreds and do my nails at the same time." - Katherine Pierce

"If I have to hear doppelgänger one more time, I'm going to have to learn how to spell it." - Damon Salvatore

Elena Gilbert: "Getting out of bed is dangerous these days. But we have to live our lives."
Stefan Salvatore: "Hmm. Who gave you that horrible advice?"
Elena Gilbert: "Some guy I used to date said it once or twice."

"We stick together as one, always and forever." - Rebekah Mikaelson

"There's no such thing as a bad idea. Only poorly executed awesome ones." - Damon Salvatore

Stefan Salvatore: "Elena is... Elena's warm. And she's... she's kind and she's caring and she's selfless... and it's real. And... honestly, when I'm around her... I completely forget what I am."

Lexi: "Oh my God! You're in love with her."

"Life is too cruel... if we cease to believe in love, why would we want to live?" - Katherine Pierce

"Come on. Kiss me. Or kill me. Which will it be, Damon? We both know you're only capable of one." - Katherine Pierce

"Bonnie Bennett, to me you're the whole damn world." - Lorenzo 'Enzo' St. John

"Perhaps one day, in a year or even in a century. You'll turn up at my door and let me show you what the world has to offer." - Klaus Mikaelson

"It's all an act, Stefan. Being a vampire is miserable. I would give anything to be human." - Rebekah Mikaelson

"That Elijah is one scary dude—but with nice hair." - Alaric Saltzman.

"Honestly, I'm not gonna be one of those pathetic girls whose world stops spinning because of some guy." - Elena Gilbert

"For over a century, I have lived in secret hiding in the shadows, alone in the world until now. I am a vampire and this is my story. I shouldn’t have come home. I know the risk. But I had no choice. I have to know her." - Stefan Salvatore

"He got under my skin and no matter what I do, I can’t shake him." - Elena Gilbert

"I’m in love with a woman I can never have. The point is I’m in love with her and it’s driving me crazy." - Damon Salvatore

"Not to nitpick, but we evil villains usually use minions to pick up our dry cleaning." - Klaus Mikaelson

"Hello, brother." - Damon Salvatore

"Do you have any idea what it’s like to run in heels? I have blisters, Damon." - Katherine Pierce