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For some people, Valentine’s Day is a serious occasion full of dreams about fairytale-like romance, receiving dozens of roses, and going on moonlit rides in horse-drawn carriages. Others ignore February 14 completely, seeing it as a way to sell cheesy cards and overprized boxes of chocolate. And then there are true legends who use the opportunity to make their partners laugh harder than they have all year!

Today, we’re paying homage to these masters of comedy. Bored Panda has collected some of the funniest, most creative, and unique Valentine’s Day gifts and cards that people have ever given the love of their lives. You can’t understate how awesome these are—some of them had us laughing louder than we would’ve liked. Check out the very best ones below, and remember to upvote your faves.

After you’ve enjoyed this list, you can find our earlier article about genius Valentine’s Day gift and card ideas right over here.

Meanwhile, don’t miss out on our interview about witty cards and the most essential things to remember when giving gifts with Ariane Sherine, a comedy writer, music producer, and the author of 'The How of Happy.’ You’ll find her insights as you read on.

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My Girlfriend Got Me This Awesome Shirt For Valentine's Day But When I Laid It Down To Take A Picture, Our Cat Sat On The Word "Dad" Making The Shirt Just Say "Best Cat Ever"

My Girlfriend Got Me This Awesome Shirt For Valentine's Day But When I Laid It Down To Take A Picture, Our Cat Sat On The Word "Dad" Making The Shirt Just Say "Best Cat Ever"

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This cat knows how to pose. Cat is just reminding you every day is about the cat.

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Valentine’s Day is celebrated on February 14 across many parts of the world. Usually, it’s an opportunity for people to show their partners how much they love and care about them. Cue cute cards, flowers, candy, and reservations at romantic restaurants (which may or may not be run by the cast of Ratatouille.

And though most of us know that we shouldn’t wait for a special occasion to show our love, respect, and dedication to our soulmates, it’s still a great excuse to have a ton of fun. Especially if you’re comically inclined (congratulations!) and want to make your partner laugh until they have a stitch in their side.

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    My GF Got Me This Card On Valentine’s Day Of This Year Before We Were Officially “Dating.” It Still Makes Me Smile

    My GF Got Me This Card On Valentine’s Day Of This Year Before We Were Officially “Dating.” It Still Makes Me Smile

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    A Valentine's Day Card I Made When I Was 5

    A Valentine's Day Card I Made When I Was 5

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    We can’t overstate just how much effort the people featured in this list put in, in order to create the best, funniest, and most personal gifts and cards. It’s inspirational. But it’s also a reminder that these folks have raised the bar so high, we’ll have to go all-out this year.

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    Oh, it might not be a competition! But everyone’s a comedy-loving romantic (deep) at heart, so it’s the perfect opportunity to think outside the box and let your imagination loose. Everyone can use this as an excuse to bring a bit more fun and playfulness into their relationships.

    #5

    I Got My Wife This Painting Of Me As A Pinup For Valentine’s Day

    I Got My Wife This Painting Of Me As A Pinup For Valentine’s Day

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    When You Find The Perfect Valentine's Day Card, And So Does He

    When You Find The Perfect Valentine's Day Card, And So Does He

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    Bored Panda got in touch with British comedy writer, pop music producer, and happiness expert Ariane Sherine, to get her opinion on how to write hilarious Valentine’s Day cards, as well as what to keep in mind when coming up with gift ideas.

    We were curious to hear her thoughts on what the secret to a witty Valentine’s Day card might be. As it turns out, it’s all about how much care you put in while searching for a card that suits your partner best, or how much effort you take to make it personal.

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    “I think the funniest and best Valentine’s cards are tailored to the person. Browse the cards in the ‘Humor’ section until you find one that fits perfectly—don’t just choose the first one you see,” the comedy writer said. 

    #7

    For Valentine's Day I Made My Parents Salt And Pepper Shakers Of Their Faces

    For Valentine's Day I Made My Parents Salt And Pepper Shakers Of Their Faces

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    My Niece's Non-Traditional Valentine's Day Card

    My Niece's Non-Traditional Valentine's Day Card

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    “If you don’t find the right fit in one store, keep looking. Then you can customize the card with your own message. Private jokes are perfect to fill the card with,” she said. Couples could think about all of the in-jokes they have and use those as a foundation.

    According to the author of ‘The How of Happy,’ originality and creativity “are definitely important” when it comes to gift-giving. It might not be enough to get them a random thing, even if you’re doing it out of love. Take the time to tailor the gift to whom you love.

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    “The person wants to feel special and unique, not just receive perfume or aftershave (unless that particular perfume or aftershave has a special significance),” Ariane told Bored Panda.

    “So try and think: what would my loved one actually want? Have they mentioned anything specific that they like recently?”

    #11

    My Wife Spent Two Months Making This For Me For Valentine's Day

    My Wife Spent Two Months Making This For Me For Valentine's Day

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    Every Valentine's Day, My Parents Have An Argument About Whether This Is Lazy Or Romantic: My Dad's Been Using The Same Card For Every Holiday Since I Was In Middle School

    Every Valentine's Day, My Parents Have An Argument About Whether This Is Lazy Or Romantic: My Dad's Been Using The Same Card For Every Holiday Since I Was In Middle School

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Family running jokes are the best kind. (as long as they're funny to everyone)

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    Meanwhile, Ariane stressed the fact that we should all remember that we’ve got every single day in the year to show our loved ones that we care about them.

    “Really, every day in your relationship should be equally romantic. You shouldn’t just make a special effort on Valentine’s and then forget the rest of the year!” she said.

    “So if this 14th February doesn’t live up to expectations, you have 364 other days in which you can celebrate the love of your life.”

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    #13

    My Husband Is Going To Love His Valentine's Day Surprise

    My Husband Is Going To Love His Valentine's Day Surprise

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    My Dad Accidentally Bought A Same Gender Valentine’s Day Card And Instead Of Getting Another Card, He Drew A Little Beard On One Of The Women

    My Dad Accidentally Bought A Same Gender Valentine’s Day Card And Instead Of Getting Another Card, He Drew A Little Beard On One Of The Women

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    #15

    My Wife Hates This Picture Of Me, So Naturally I Made It Into A Blanket For Her As A Valentine’s Gift

    My Wife Hates This Picture Of Me, So Naturally I Made It Into A Blanket For Her As A Valentine’s Gift

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    Some time ago, dating expert Dan Bacon, the founder of The Modern Man, explained to Bored Panda that gifts are not essential for happy and healthy relationships unless the person you love places a lot of importance on them.

    “What's most important for most people is that they feel loved, respected, understood, wanted, and appreciated,” he explained to us.

    #16

    My Friend Was Just Cheated On. This Is The Valentine's Day Card She's Sending Her Ex

    My Friend Was Just Cheated On. This Is The Valentine's Day Card She's Sending Her Ex

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need this card.... it reminds me of a sign I saw in Goodwill once, " Dear Karma, I think you missed a few. Here's a list"

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    #17

    The Valentine's Day Card I Bought For My Husband

    The Valentine's Day Card I Bought For My Husband

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    Valentine's Day Card From A Student

    Valentine's Day Card From A Student

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    "Some people really don't like gift-giving and just want their presence to be the present. Others participate because they assume it's the right thing to do, whereas others do it because it really means a lot to them and is a token of their love," the dating expert told us that everyone has a different approach when it comes to gifts.

    According to him, gift-giving is an expression of love and appreciation for the other person. However, gifts can also be sued to fit in, be liked, show off, or gain favor.

    #20

    My Boyfriend’s Note With His Valentine's Day Flower Delivery Today

    My Boyfriend’s Note With His Valentine's Day Flower Delivery Today

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    #21

    My Girlfriend Knows I Have A Sweet Tooth

    My Girlfriend Knows I Have A Sweet Tooth

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    "For a younger couple in their teens, a teddy bear, a cute trinket, or an inexpensive piece of jewelry is usually something a girl will cherish receiving from her boyfriend. It doesn't need to be any more original than that when in a very young relationship," dating expert Dan, from The Modern Man, shared some tips on what gifts people can get their partners on a special occasion.

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    #22

    My Wife Teaches 2nd Grade, This Was Simply Her Favorite Valentine's Day Gift From One Of Her Students

    My Wife Teaches 2nd Grade, This Was Simply Her Favorite Valentine's Day Gift From One Of Her Students

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    #23

    I Have To Admit We Did Drink One Bottle, But There Were 2 And He Made Like 100 More Of The Stickers

    I Have To Admit We Did Drink One Bottle, But There Were 2 And He Made Like 100 More Of The Stickers

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    #24

    I May Be Single, But My Sister Sent Me A Pretty Awesome "Broquet" For Valentine's Day

    I May Be Single, But My Sister Sent Me A Pretty Awesome "Broquet" For Valentine's Day

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    "For a couple in their 20s that have been together for many years, it can be a wide range of things," he said, listing "perfume, luxury pajamas with slippers, a puppy or kitten, tickets to a stage show she has been wanting to see, along with a gift voucher for her to buy a dress at her favorite store, etc." as possible ideas.

    #25

    Best Card To Give My Husband On Our First Valentine's Day As A Married Couple

    Best Card To Give My Husband On Our First Valentine's Day As A Married Couple

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    #26

    Valentine's Day Card From My Wife. That's A Strong Love

    Valentine's Day Card From My Wife. That's A Strong Love

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    Angie Chiyoko ( She/they)
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not a hobbit, but I still love my second breakfast, and then brunch, then lunch, then sometime, and afternoon snack before dinner

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    #27

    No One Does Valentine's Day Like First Graders

    No One Does Valentine's Day Like First Graders

    "Do you like hugs or kisses from your family? Explain why using complete sentences below!"
    "I like kisses more because when somwon kisses me I feel litle pices of love driping into my heart"

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    "For a married couple who've been together for over a decade, it can also be a wide range of things depending on the woman's interests," the expert told Bored Panda.

    "Scented candles, a handy charging station for all her devices rather than just having them strewn everywhere in a mess on her bedside table, a new set of high-quality pots and pans, perfume and moisturizer from the same brand in a pack, a painter's startup kit (e.g. easel, palette, paints, canvasses) so she can try out painting as a hobby.”

    #28

    Found This Card In A Local Charity Shop. Keeping It For Valentine's Day. The Oldies Amongst You Will Smile

    Found This Card In A Local Charity Shop. Keeping It For Valentine's Day. The Oldies Amongst You Will Smile

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    Shark Lady
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love Black Adder, especially the last series. I always cry at the end though

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    #29

    8 Years Ago I Horribly Photoshopped Our Family On A Mug To Make My Wife Laugh After A Hard Week. It Delivered On Valentine's Day, So We Turned It Into A Yearly Tradition

    8 Years Ago I Horribly Photoshopped Our Family On A Mug To Make My Wife Laugh After A Hard Week. It Delivered On Valentine's Day, So We Turned It Into A Yearly Tradition

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    I Bring You Love - Happy Valentine’s Day

    I Bring You Love - Happy Valentine’s Day

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    What are your plans this Valentine's Day, dear Pandas? Have you figured out how you'd like to surprise the love of your life this year? What are the most creative, funny, or unusual gifts and cards that you ever received on February 14? We'd love to hear from you! Drop by the comment section and share your thoughts with us.

    #31

    My Boyfriend Doesn't Want Anything For Valentine's Day, But I Think I've Found The Perfect Gift

    My Boyfriend Doesn't Want Anything For Valentine's Day, But I Think I've Found The Perfect Gift

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    KayLo
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have no idea why people downvoted you, other posters said the same thing. Upvoting to offset it.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Less of a waste than buying a card every year if he enjoys it the same way he would a card.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's funny! If you keep it as the joke that it is, than it's not a waste. You buy something in plastic packaging you throw it right out but this you would probably keep.

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    Total waste. It's kind of anti-consumerism but also it's the worst case of plastic waste.

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    This represents everything I hate about humanity. Just another great way to contribute to the distruction of the planet, well done!

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    #34

    You Know It's Meant To Be When You Both Buy The Same Comically Offensive Valentine's Card For Each Other

    You Know It's Meant To Be When You Both Buy The Same Comically Offensive Valentine's Card For Each Other

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    Fluffy mommy panda
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol that when you know you been married for awhile lol when you can comfortably talk about these things .......

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    #35

    When Your Wife Loves The Dog More Than You, This Is Your Valentine's Gift

    When Your Wife Loves The Dog More Than You, This Is Your Valentine's Gift

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    #38

    Men Deserve Flowers Too, So I Made My BF His Special Bouquet For Valentine's Day

    Men Deserve Flowers Too, So I Made My BF His Special Bouquet For Valentine's Day

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    #39

    I Got The Best Valentine's Day Gift Ever. Cross Stitching Is Finally Being Used For Good

    I Got The Best Valentine's Day Gift Ever. Cross Stitching Is Finally Being Used For Good

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    #40

    The Valentine's Card My Girlfriend Made For Me

    The Valentine's Card My Girlfriend Made For Me

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    Gonna Surprise The Wife With Some Flours For Valentine's Day

    Gonna Surprise The Wife With Some Flours For Valentine's Day

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    #42

    Take Note Boys, This Is How You Do Valentine's Day Right

    Take Note Boys, This Is How You Do Valentine's Day Right

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    #44

    Asked The Florist To Write About Our Last Valentine's Day As Unmarried Couple. They Sent A Different Message

    Asked The Florist To Write About Our Last Valentine's Day As Unmarried Couple. They Sent A Different Message

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    #46

    This Valentine’s Day Card Spotted By The Husband Today

    This Valentine’s Day Card Spotted By The Husband Today

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    #47

    My GF Hinted She Wants A Teddy Bear For Valentine's Day. I Hope She Likes It

    My GF Hinted She Wants A Teddy Bear For Valentine's Day. I Hope She Likes It

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    #48

    Made My Boyfriend The Dumbest Thing I Could Think Of For Valentine's Day

    Made My Boyfriend The Dumbest Thing I Could Think Of For Valentine's Day

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this. Pick one of the worst "romantic" movie scenes ever and make a piece of decor. Great Tatooine background though.

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    #50

    Gift Idea For Singles On Valentine's Day

    Gift Idea For Singles On Valentine's Day

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    #51

    My Girlfriend Says This Sums Up Our Relationship In One Valentine's Day Card

    My Girlfriend Says This Sums Up Our Relationship In One Valentine's Day Card

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    Fluffy mommy panda
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is way both and my husband are. We both name places off to each other but I'm aways trying to get him to choose a place he wants.

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    #52

    My Valentine's Day Gift To My Boyfriend

    My Valentine's Day Gift To My Boyfriend

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Umm....the cheese? You forgot the cheese?!? How could you forget the cheese???? It's like you don't even know me

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    #53

    I Made A Valentine's Day Card For My Boyfriend. He's Completely In Love With It. Acceptable

    I Made A Valentine's Day Card For My Boyfriend. He's Completely In Love With It. Acceptable

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    #54

    Happy Valentine's Day

    Happy Valentine's Day

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    #55

    Handmade Card For My Husband

    Handmade Card For My Husband

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    #56

    Super Inspiring Valentine's Day Gift From My Daughter

    Super Inspiring Valentine's Day Gift From My Daughter

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    #57

    My Awesome Valentine From My Even Awesomer Girlfriend

    My Awesome Valentine From My Even Awesomer Girlfriend

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    #58

    My Long Distance Girlfriend And I Had To Celebrate Valentine's Day Early. She Did Not Disappoint

    My Long Distance Girlfriend And I Had To Celebrate Valentine's Day Early. She Did Not Disappoint

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    #59

    My Wife Gave Me This Card Today. I Think I'm The One On The Left. Not Sure Which One Is She

    My Wife Gave Me This Card Today. I Think I'm The One On The Left. Not Sure Which One Is She

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    #60

    Got A Little Too Excited And Gave My Wife Her Valentine’s Day Cake Early

    Got A Little Too Excited And Gave My Wife Her Valentine’s Day Cake Early

    "Hey baby, is your heart made of copper wire? Cuz I'm gonna steal it"

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    #61

    The Card My Wife Gave Me For Valentine's Day. So Much Love

    The Card My Wife Gave Me For Valentine's Day. So Much Love

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    #62

    I Got My Girlfriend A Blanket Of My Face For Valentine's Day. It Looks A Little Off When It's Not Laying Flat

    I Got My Girlfriend A Blanket Of My Face For Valentine's Day. It Looks A Little Off When It's Not Laying Flat

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    #63

    I Think I Aced Valentine's Day

    I Think I Aced Valentine's Day

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    #65

    I Got The Lady Some Special Flowers For Valentine's Day

    I Got The Lady Some Special Flowers For Valentine's Day

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    #66

    The Valentine's Gift I Ordered For My Girlfriend Finally Arrived

    The Valentine's Gift I Ordered For My Girlfriend Finally Arrived

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    #67

    My Only Valentine's Card Is From Currys PC World

    My Only Valentine's Card Is From Currys PC World

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    #69

    Nothing Says Romance Like Sorting Through Four Jugs Of UTZ Pub Mix For Your Wife's Valentine's Day Present

    Nothing Says Romance Like Sorting Through Four Jugs Of UTZ Pub Mix For Your Wife's Valentine's Day Present

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    My Wife Made My Valentine's Day Card From Scratch

    My Wife Made My Valentine's Day Card From Scratch

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    #71

    Pumped About The "Broquet" I Made My Boyfriend For Valentine's Day

    Pumped About The "Broquet" I Made My Boyfriend For Valentine's Day

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    #72

    The Only Problem Is My Name Would Appear On Every Page

    The Only Problem Is My Name Would Appear On Every Page

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Enneagram is a personality test. 50 questions and will give you 1 of 16 personality type. Like I am a 6 wing 5

    #73

    My Girlfriend Gave Me My Valentine's Day Card

    My Girlfriend Gave Me My Valentine's Day Card

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    #74

    Valentine's Gift To Wife Obsessed With Leggings. That's My Face

    Valentine's Gift To Wife Obsessed With Leggings. That's My Face

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    #75

    My Wife Made Me The Best "Bouquet Of Flowers" For Valentine's Day

    My Wife Made Me The Best "Bouquet Of Flowers" For Valentine's Day

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    #76

    Kakuzu Valentine's Day Card I Made For My Man

    Kakuzu Valentine's Day Card I Made For My Man

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very cute and definitely not terrifying in any way. Absolutely... adorable?

    #77

    A Valentine's Day Card - She Was Not Impressed

    A Valentine's Day Card - She Was Not Impressed

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    #78

    Handmade Game Of Thrones Inspired Valentine's Card For My Boyfriend

    Handmade Game Of Thrones Inspired Valentine's Card For My Boyfriend

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    #79

    My Boyfriend Made Me A Lot Of Chocolate For Valentine's Day

    My Boyfriend Made Me A Lot Of Chocolate For Valentine's Day

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    #80

    My Son Got A Valentine’s Day Card From A Girl At School, It’s Sending Mixed Messages

    My Son Got A Valentine’s Day Card From A Girl At School, It’s Sending Mixed Messages

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    #81

    Hubs And I Inadvertently Went With The Same Theme For Valentine's Day Cards

    Hubs And I Inadvertently Went With The Same Theme For Valentine's Day Cards

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor Kevin, he worked all night and it was his family's secret family recipe!

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    #82

    I'm Not Sure If I'm Horrified Or Intrigued. I'll Take Ten

    I'm Not Sure If I'm Horrified Or Intrigued. I'll Take Ten

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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am intrigued. Unfortunately my local demon slaughtering cave was shut down last summer due to OSHA violations. Apparently it's "unacceptable" and "revolting" and "positively nauseating" to not have have a handrail around the pit of mysterious black goop that smells suspiciously of lint. Like excuse me Debra are we to heave the demons over the great wall of caution every time we want to slaughter them??

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    #83

    The Valentine's Card I Gave My Husband

    The Valentine's Card I Gave My Husband

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing sexier than a reference to my 600 pound life and insinuating your partner has fats.

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    #84

    My Wife Gave Me This Card For Valentine's Day. Late Because Shipping From Etsy Took Longer Than Expected

    My Wife Gave Me This Card For Valentine's Day. Late Because Shipping From Etsy Took Longer Than Expected

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    #85

    This Is Either The Best Valentine's Day Gift, Or The Worst Valentine's Day Gift

    This Is Either The Best Valentine's Day Gift, Or The Worst Valentine's Day Gift

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    Made A Valentine's Day Gift For My BF. Hope He Likes It. (Yes, It's Jojo's Bizarre Adventure)

    Made A Valentine's Day Gift For My BF. Hope He Likes It. (Yes, It's Jojo's Bizarre Adventure)

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    #88

    A Valentine's Day Card For My Wife

    A Valentine's Day Card For My Wife

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    #89

    Got My Girl A Surprise Valentine's Gift. She's Either Gonna Love It Or Hate Me

    Got My Girl A Surprise Valentine's Gift. She's Either Gonna Love It Or Hate Me

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My money's on hate then love. Or love then hate, depending on the time of the month.

    #90

    Best Valentine's Day Card Ever

    Best Valentine's Day Card Ever

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    #91

    Surprise Valentine's Gift For The Wife. I'm Sure She Will Be Impressed

    Surprise Valentine's Gift For The Wife. I'm Sure She Will Be Impressed

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    #92

    The Gag Gift Box I Got For My Significant Other's Valentine's Gift

    The Gag Gift Box I Got For My Significant Other's Valentine's Gift

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    #93

    Best Valentine's Gift I've Ever Received

    Best Valentine's Gift I've Ever Received

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    #94

    My Card To My Girlfriend On Valentine's Day

    My Card To My Girlfriend On Valentine's Day

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    #95

    My Wife's Homemade Valentine's Day Card To Me

    My Wife's Homemade Valentine's Day Card To Me

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    #96

    My Fiancée Made Me This Watercolor Valentine's Card

    My Fiancée Made Me This Watercolor Valentine's Card

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    #97

    My Hilarious Husband Got Me What Every Girl Wants For Valentine's Day

    My Hilarious Husband Got Me What Every Girl Wants For Valentine's Day

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    #98

    I Think My Husband Will Love This Year's Valentine's Day Card

    I Think My Husband Will Love This Year's Valentine's Day Card

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    #99

    Behold, My Valentine's Day Card For My Significant Other, And Yes, I Have Lots Of Time On My Hands

    Behold, My Valentine's Day Card For My Significant Other, And Yes, I Have Lots Of Time On My Hands

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    My Wife's Valentine's Day Card. I Think I'll Put It Away For The Next 18 Years And Then Give It To Her

    My Wife's Valentine's Day Card. I Think I'll Put It Away For The Next 18 Years And Then Give It To Her

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    #101

    The Perfect Valentine's Day Card Doesn't Exist

    The Perfect Valentine's Day Card Doesn't Exist

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    Valentine's Gift To A Friend

    Valentine's Gift To A Friend

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    #103

    Made My Boyfriend This Valentine's Card To Honor One Of Our Favorite Soundbites

    Made My Boyfriend This Valentine's Card To Honor One Of Our Favorite Soundbites

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