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#2

Tears Of Joy

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351points

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STress 1 year ago

Now I want to study Physics...

47points

Probably the earliest somewhat official mention of the term occurred on April 4th, 2010, on Urban Dictionary, when its user tankedgirl submitted an entry for "beetlejuiced," defining it as a phenomenon that occurs when a person appears after they have been mentioned several times in conversation.

The earliest known use of "beetlejuicing" in reference to a thread was posted in the r/AskReddit subreddit on January 13th, 2013. There, Redditor bigfrank84 replied to a comment containing the name "Big Frank," to which another Redditor, tynosaur, responded "One of the best instances of Beetlejuicing I've ever seen."

#3

Beep Beep!

Final score:

346points

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STress 1 year ago

Alpacas can be angry??? Well, that's one helluva surprise...

55points

#4

Im So Happy For Them

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301points

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1 year ago

Mwe hehe

37points

#5

This Was His First Comment In Over A Year

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292points

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Meeple13 1 year ago

ohhhh, that's amazing.

89points

The word itself is derived from the 1988 American horror comedy film Beetlejuice.

It has a scene where the titular ghost explains to the protagonist Lydia Deetz that she can summon him anytime by repeating his name three times.

"I can't help you from this side, but here's how we do it. So simple. Say my name three times," the ghost says. "That's all. I'll be all yours. Then I'll bring you over here in style."

#6

True Beetlejuicing

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288points

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1 year ago

eh oh

39points

#7

Someone Should Probably Get Them Off Of The Floor

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276points

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Lil Potato 1 year ago

No, that was me

192points

#8

Balloon Cop

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251points

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Nathaniel 1 year ago

Whoop Whoop! That's the sound of the balloon police!

114points

#9

Obama’s Tie

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228points

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Nathaniel 1 year ago

I wonder why Trump's hair did not go grey whilst apparently having the most important job in the world?

66points

The subreddit 'Beetlejuicing' was created on the same day tynosaur made the aforementioned comment.

In the nearly decade that has passed since then, it has grown into a community of 469K members and that number puts it among the top 1% of subreddits.

#10

Busted

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227points

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Olive of the Meowls 1 year ago

The trump administration

118points

#11

Found On Twitter

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224points

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Meeple13 1 year ago

H for... herald?

61points

#12

In A Thread About Ridiculous Rules From Your Childhood

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221points

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Olive of the Meowls 1 year ago

FART!

59points

#13

Found In An R/Askreddit Post About Go-To Never-Fail Jokes - 6 Yr Old Account

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200points

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Meeple13 1 year ago

what's the punchline of the joke?

22points

But self-reference is spread far beyond internet comments. For instance, a picture could be considered self-referential if it contains a copy of itself and a piece of literature could be considered self-referential if it includes a reference to the work itself.

#14

Well Well Well

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199points

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1 year ago (edited)

MUSTARD (Story time! Once I covered a sandwich in mustard with my sister and I was going to throw it away, but my dad made me eat it. But at least I didn't waste food THAT much that day :D)

39points

#15

Jack Grey

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194points

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SaneMinotaur (she/her) 1 year ago

Jack White looks like Johnny Depp and Gary Oldman had a baby :O

75points

#16

I Would Trust Them

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188points

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Meeple13 1 year ago

Run for president.

51points

#17

Just Your Own Personal Friendly Neighbourhood FBI Agent

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176points

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Natttt 1 year ago

Brooo Xbox forever Sorry if I start a war

41points

In philosophy, self-reference is primarily studied in the context of language and is to a large extent centered around paradoxes.

A paradox is a seemingly sound piece of reasoning based on apparently true assumptions that leads to a contradiction. One of the most popular examples is the liar sentence: "This sentence is not true."

#18

Found This Gem A While Ago

Final score:

171points

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Lil Potato 1 year ago

I KNOW. everyone's name is so much cooler than mine

49points

#19

Kobe Can’t Relate

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167points

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Meeple13 1 year ago

RIP Mamba Mentality

66points

#20

Mortal Womat

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161points

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Bored&InSchool 1 year ago

No I could not not. yes I know that's hard to make sense of.

32points

#21

Found Over On /R/Funny

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159points

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Meeple13 1 year ago

2hands9fingers coming right up

56points

Self-reference within language is not only a subject of philosophy but also a field of individual interest in mathematics and computer science, in particular in relation to the foundations of these sciences.

However, is there anything that makes a concept come to life more vividly than silly internet jokes?

#22

I’m Sorry

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154points

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1 year ago

I'm surprised people have these usernames :O

51points

#23

Twitter Beetlejuicing

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149points

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Me 1 year ago

Shoof

42points

#24

Spider With Some Self Confidence

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149points

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The Idaho Potato 1 year ago

Yes, yes you are.

43points

#25

I've Seen Everyone Screenshoting Matthew, Where Is Not-Matthew Love?

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146points

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1 year ago (edited)

father son time :D

28points

#26

Became A Superhero 3 Years Ago

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143points

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Pixie 1 year ago

Butbutbut, don't he need a sooper sooit?

36points

#27

Flip On The Tele

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136points

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The Idaho Potato 1 year ago

ₛₒₘₑₜₕing is BUBBL𝗟𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗕𝗘𝗛𝗜𝗡𝗗

54points

#28

Do I Get A Free Tesla?

Final score:

123points

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Nathaniel 1 year ago (edited)

I wonder when Elon Musk will buy Bored Panda and run it into the ground?

121points

The Idaho Potato 1 year ago

̶S̶a̶n̶t̶a̶ ̶C̶l̶a̶u̶s̶e̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶c̶o̶m̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶t̶o̶w̶n̶ Elon Musk is coming to Lithuania

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Kaleb Prichard (MiraiKuma) 1 year ago

He doesn't have to. The ultra censoring is going to do it before he can buy it.

25points

Thomas Bentley 1 year ago

he'd better F*****G NOT. he can abuse children in lithium mines, ruin the current home of comedy, but if he touches bored panda or reddit, i. will. END HIM

18points

1 year ago

SH! Don't give him the idea!

15points

SaneMinotaur (she/her) 1 year ago

Why would you say this?? Don't manifest! *Wails in despair*

14points

Me 1 year ago

Prepare for the war between pandas and elongated muskrats………….

10points

EJBWritesBooks 1 year ago

The last act of the censors before he unblocks the n word should be to censor his name

5points

Cee Dee 1 year ago

Nooooo! I don't wanna leave BP!

3points

Mulberry Juice 1 year ago

No. He doesn’t know BP exists, and I think many pandas will agree with me when I say we should keep it that way

2points

SH Holmes 1 year ago (edited)

Hopefully never. As flawed as Bored Panda can be, there are some good people one here, people that I may never find anywhere else.

2points

Panic! at the Social Event 1 year ago

how do you know he hasn't already??

1point

24 mentally unstable can tabs* 1 year ago

Shh, we don't exist okay he mustn't find out

1point

Ghaniyah Verma 1 year ago

You're starting to worry me. I like Bored Panda the way it is.

1point

Griffin Gould 1 year ago

Nathaniel if that happens all of us pandas have to buy it back and overthrow him

1point

Abigail Strong 1 year ago

NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

1point

Telepathetic 1 year ago

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO ! !

1point

Susan Green 1 year ago

Noooooooo

1point

Lil Potato 1 year ago

Nooooooo

1point

A P 1 year ago

Or 3 screaming kids?

0points

Calyx Teren 1 year ago

Don’t even joke about that.

0points

Margaret H 1 year ago

With the way Tesla shares are going, will he be able to afford it?

0points

Liz Downing 1 year ago

no.

0points

Sara Nelson 1 year ago

Can't remember what it was now, but I made a comment to a Company that they could only be better if Elon Musk purchased them and drove them into the ground. Damn. Now I wish I remembered what Company that was.

0points

Dandelion Girl 1 year ago

DON'T GIVE HIM ANY IDEAS

0points

Cindy Brick 1 year ago

If he does, he'll have lots of fun doing it...I don't think money is crucial for this guy.

0points

Scott Rackley 1 year ago

Wonder if he'll buy BP and get rid of the censoring

0points

Gordan Blažević 1 year ago

Elon, is that you?

0points

Sylvia_SilverVampire 1 year ago

Oh god help us all

0points

Terry Tobias 1 year ago

Sacrilege!

0points

BOTW PANDA 1 year ago

John Locke on BP!

0points

Phoebe Stein 1 year ago

Never, I hope. Soon, when it will happen.

0points

JC 1 year ago

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BOTW PANDA 1 year ago

No don't My safe haven will be DESTROYED!!!

4points

roz 1 year ago

Could HAVE, not "could of". "Could of" makes no grammatical sense.

2points

Lupita Nyong'heaux 1 year ago

they're tryna say "could've" but apparently don't understand contractions...

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RavenTheCat 1 year ago

it could even be - *Boosh* "WOA WOAH WOAH"

1point

Jason 1 year ago

oh heck nah he made twitter x

0points

Shyla Bouche 1 year ago

If he does, we have to find a bamboo grove elsewhere.

0points

Lylah Mcfadden 1 year ago

HES TAKING OVER THE INTERNET

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#29

:(

Final score:

121points

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Steve The Stomper 1 year ago

Don't mind me, just covering an akward comment... What's your favorite fruit guys?

49points

#30

The Banana Has Spoken

Final score:

119points

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Me 1 year ago

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝖇𝖆𝖓𝖆𝖓𝖆 𝖍𝖆𝖘 𝖘𝖕𝖔𝖐𝖊𝖓

72points

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#31

Emo Emu

Final score:

51points

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Nathaniel 1 year ago (edited)

Also goths have not been at war with the Aussies and won.

50points

#32

The Governator

Final score:

49points

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LoneTomato 1 year ago

That's pretty cool though!

16points

#33

The Original

Final score:

47points

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Tactical Taco 1 year ago

OMG THE ORIGINAL

11points

#34

Horngus

Final score:

47points

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Meeple13 1 year ago

ye olde nutte sac

22points

#35

[redacted]

Final score:

45points

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Scp_049 1 year ago

I don't know why, but whenever I see the word "[redacted]" I just think of the scp foundation.

25points

#36

Doubling Up

Final score:

44points

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1 year ago

Oop

6points

#37

Spelling Genius

Final score:

44points

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SaneMinotaur (she/her) 1 year ago

I jenuinely don't get the goke.

29points

#38

Man Finds Lost Hat

Final score:

40points

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Vanessa Richardson 1 year ago

I wanna be in the screenshot🤣🤣

45points

#39

Tooth Fairy

Final score:

40points

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Ent Hugger 1 year ago

i'm 39 and still have 2 baby teeth too! there's no adult teeth under 'em apparently so my dentist says i might lose them, might not... tooth fairy is gonna be waiting a while......

7points

#40

7 Year

Final score:

40points

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CallaghanLive 1 year ago

I see you there, Ranboo

7points

#41

Is Off-Site Beetlejuicing Ok?

Final score:

39points

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Willow2 1 year ago

Idk, man

5points

#42

Nice

Final score:

39points

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Penny Tent (she/her) 1 year ago

Awwww there, there

11points

#43

I Just Hope This Is Valid

Final score:

39points

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CallaghanLive 1 year ago

This is good

3points

#44

Watch Out For Sarah

Final score:

38points

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T5n 1 year ago (edited)

I’m on Sarah’s side with this. I don’t like when people cheat.

27points

#45

Dad?

Final score:

37points

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mysticalasDUCK 1 year ago

Aww that’s kinda sad and kinda sweet

7points

#46

Stolen From Instagram

Final score:

37points

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Scp_049 1 year ago

Me who always uses keep inventory: *Jumps off cliff to get home

21points

#47

Pretty Sure This Counts

Final score:

36points

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Pixie 1 year ago

Googled it: the blood clotting agent is vitamin k, the large surface area helps. but isn't really sanitary.

12points

#48

Chemistry Joke

Final score:

36points

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Pound Cake 1 year ago

…

7points

#49

Harvard Scholarship

Final score:

34points

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Interesting_Astronaut 1 year ago (edited)

I wish this was for me and my comments... :(

4points

#50

You'll Never Make The Cat Talk

Final score:

33points

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CallaghanLive 1 year ago

Dankious-Memious

4points

#51

Niiiiiiiiiii-Sannnnnnnn

Final score:

32points

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CallaghanLive 1 year ago

Every time I see this I lose my mind

8points

#52

From The Worst Names Thread

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31points

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#53

Replace Heaven With Kevin In A Song Lyric

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31points

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Agent Duck 1 year ago

Stairway to Kevin

15points

#54

Nixon Shares His Signature One More Time

Final score:

31points

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Stro Bro 1 year ago

/_____/______

6points

#55

His Time Has Come

Final score:

30points

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#56

2 Year Account

Final score:

29points

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#57

Found On A Very Old Post

Final score:

28points

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Max 1 year ago

Disco Ball

14points

#58

This One Belongs In A Museum

Final score:

28points

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Auntriarch 1 year ago

Marmite Badger though...

6points

#59

Bready Cheese

Final score:

27points

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TheAmazingCrepe 1 year ago

Great job, mastuhcows8. You just started an existential crisis.

11points

#60

Classy

Final score:

27points

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tHeBoRdEsTpAnDa 1 year ago

This is amazing

3points

#61

Sinking With The Ship

Final score:

26points

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Red Panda 1 year ago

😂😂😂

5points

#62

On A Post On Askreddit About What Movie You Watched Through Hoping It Would Get Better. (Christopher Paoilini Wrote The Book The Movie Was Based On)

Final score:

25points

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MAL 1 year ago

Glad even he realized that movie was awful. I'll never forget the dwarves that were the same height as all the humans. SMH. Just terrible.

10points

#63

Well Damn

Final score:

24points

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The Idaho Potato 1 year ago

Drinking :D (ok, I'll leave)

11points

#64

Found One In The Wild

Final score:

24points

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JustJackie 1 year ago

💀

10points

#65

Mike

Final score:

23points

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Mother Of Giants 1 year ago

The Original!

25points

#66

Pizza Hut App

Final score:

23points

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Interesting_Astronaut 1 year ago

Does anybody think that the pizza hut logo in the top left looks like lip?

0points

#67

T'is I, Son Of Q!

Final score:

22points

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Meeple13 1 year ago

*romantic music plays* Dad?

14points

#68

Perfection!

Final score:

22points

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aZZy_d3Lta 1 year ago

inception

3points

#69

Poor Limp Bizkit Superfan :(

Final score:

20points

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Two_rolling_black_eyes 1 year ago (edited)

Divinyls. I had a neighbor who played "I touch myself" on loop with her windows open and full blast for close to 6 weeks. The song came out in November and she hated everything to do with Christmas so she was doing it purely out of spite at another Jesus loving neighbor who decorated their yard. I'm a pacifistic but that's the closest I've ever come to reaching out and touching someone else in anger.

4points

#70

Don't Do Meth Kids

Final score:

18points

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#71

Milhouse Is Not A Meme

Final score:

18points

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Some black giirrrrllll 1 year ago

Delet. Ensure you delet.

1point

#72

Even R/Dadjokes Got It Going On

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18points

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#73

Classic Dadjoke

Final score:

17points

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ArodTheHorrible 1 year ago

It would be worth it for one glorious year to name your kid a number. We'd go back and forth with this for hours :-D

1point

#74

Finally Found One

Final score:

17points

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Mobey Drunk 1 year ago

How's your hammer hanging? It could still work if she works in construction.

0points

#75

Hate That Guy

Final score:

17points

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Mobey Drunk 1 year ago

You

0points

#76

Didnt Even Know That Association Existed

Final score:

17points

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#77

Try Again

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16points

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Mobey Drunk 1 year ago

........ And I missed the joke before I replied. I'll bow my head out peacefully 😞.

0points

#78

What

Final score:

16points

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Thomas Bentley 1 year ago

But I don't want reddit to be empty!

1point

#79

Kitchen Nightmares Never Ceases To Impress Me

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16points

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#80

Poor FBI Agent

Final score:

14points

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Two_rolling_black_eyes 1 year ago

Mail them to Havasupai Tribe, P. O. Box 10, Supai, Arizona 86435. First, this post office is at the bottom of the Grand Canyon and the mail is only delivered weekly by mule. Second, its a federal offense to interfere with the mail. If there's nothing suspicious about an envelope with no return address that has the keys and a note inside and says "Hold these keys until Tuesday. I''m playing a prank and I'll pay you $50 to hold them until we come pick them up", there is no reason for the FBI to ever get involved. Third, the Havasupai are a self governing people and the FBI has no jurisdiction. Lastly, I get a nice trip to go get my keys back and I can give the tribe a surprise check for $1 million when I show up.

15points