Okay that's just adorable

It must be bad if the snakes are having to take notice!

Hey, I'm happy to just participate.

Reminds me of a story my ex who’s an RN told me. A guy came in with a cucumber lost in him..you can imagine where. Apparently he was gardening. This was 4 a.m. and apparently he gardens totally naked this early in the day. Sounds rational 🙄

I do love this one. Neither useless nor unsuccessful, but actually very effective.

I LOVE THIS ONE! 🙂

Lol I saw a sign like that when I was in Orlando lol

The Justin Bieber tho!🤣🤣

Stop. In the name of the law

Amen.

"Virginity" "Nice try, you've not lost that!"

It'll grow on you. Like sentient mold.

Does the cure involve grinding up endangered species?

That sign won't work on me, I can't read!

Aww man, now I can’t go there

The perfect sign!

"Stupid is as stupid does." Stupidity for some can be perceived as brilliance by others. It is relative.

i actually baught one of these

Usually it would me ONLY stupid people past this point!

i own this very sign

lol everyone i know is stupid

I had this sign hanging up in my office! But then my supervisor made me take it down. :p

Ohhhhh I would LOVE to hang that over my office door!!

There's a place in White Oaks, New Mexico called the "No Scum Allowed Saloon"

Good sign to post at all voting booths.

Atleast my cat spies can!

Cute dog

You don't have to faucet, just let yourself flow. ;-)

Paradox High School?

Where are the intersex and non binary toothbrushes? Also how do you know which are the left handed toothbrushes?

well, it's a police department, not mensa club

"I'm taking a dump. Leave me alone."

"Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum."

God wants a 20% discount. Please and thank you.

Is Gollum giving out free hugs?

As opposed to Exciting Oat Milk, which has added caffeine.

improvise?

Is Caro Caro behind this?

Aw darn! I was just planning to get my morning snack in, now what do I eat?

Nathaniel is blank.

Ahhhhh! But I wanted 10! ☹️