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In a world where superheroes dominate the box office and graphic novels line our bookshelves, we often daydream about what it would be like to possess extraordinary powers. We’ve all imagined flying like Superman, wielding Thor’s mighty hammer, or becoming invisible to avoid those uncomfortable everyday situations. But what if we told you that there’s a whole range of, let’s say, unconventional superpowers that exist in the real world but never make the cut? The ones that won’t save the planet but might earn you a few laughs or raised eyebrows? Well, my fellow superhumans-in-waiting, this blog post is all about that.

We spent more time than we should have reading this thread where people revealed their useless superpowers, no matter how silly or freaking cool they may be. We collected the best responses and compiled a list of superpowers that are equal parts quirky and comical, showcasing the unique abilities and strange talents that make some humans wonderfully weird. From an uncanny ability to predict time with scary precision to a strong sense of hearing that allows you to listen to two conversations at a time, these unusual skills may not be on par with the X-Men. Still, they’re sure to make these people the talk of the town… or at least of their group of friends.

In an era that celebrates superhumans as deities, it’s time to give the limelight to the underdogs and their peculiar powers. We scoured all corners of the thread to find the most amusing and captivating superpower confessions. So, strap on your metaphorical capes and get ready to discover a treasure trove of hilariously useless abilities that may not save the world but will undoubtedly make it a more interesting place. From the bizarre to the downright side-splitting, this list of superpowers will remind you that sometimes, being ordinary is truly extraordinary.

#1

40 People Reveal Their Useless Superpowers That Are Somehow Cool, Funny, Or Weird "I can read really fast, hard to prove to people though and if I get into a real flow people just think I'm flicking through a book too quick and don't believe me.

I read so fast that if I read out loud I trip over the words on the page, I'm reading them in my head faster than saying them so I'm always a few words behind. In my head though yeah it just flows like water."

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fair_weather_rose
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I do this too. Then it's annoying when I have to read something out loud because people think I can't read correctly

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40 People Reveal Their Useless Superpowers That Are Somehow Cool, Funny, Or Weird "Cats love me. I've had cats come running out of side streets and houses just to say hello and get some scritches. Outdoor cats who have never interacted with me before let me pick them up, and if my partner wasn't allergic I would have adopted an army of strays who just followed me home by now.

And it's actually not completely useless - I work as a cat sitter."

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Thegoodboi
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol just this lady walking down the street with an army of cats marching behind her with little helmets

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OB1KENOB said:
"I can remember things I did when I was 8 months old."

-Roast-Toast- replied:
"I can forget things I did 8 minutes ago."

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#4

TorchFlower said:
"My daughter says she can choose what she is going to dream about every night.

She describes it as having a few scenes to choose from and she picks one. She was amazed that nobody else in the family could do this. She thought it was normal."

Silv0r replied:
"Wow, this is the best superpower and anything but useless! I'm very envious and super happy for your daughter too! It's called lucid dreaming and I've been trying to do that all my life. She needs to hold on to it! It is a gift. I have only lucid dreamed 1-2 times in my whole life where I could control it like a director."

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Stardust she/her
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can’t lucid dream. I tried to do it but the whole world shattered around me and I woke up

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Adkit said:
"Severe aphantasia. Only a small percent of people with aphantasia have complete aphantasia and I'm one of those s*ckers.

I cannot picture things in my mind. At all. It's pitch black, and it never changes. Apparently, you mutants can just close your eyes and imagine whatever you want like some sort of hallucination. I don't even fully understand how that would look..."

JoeBoco7 replied:
I’m on the complete opposite end with hyperphantasia. My imagination is extremely vivid, it feels more real than real. My favorite thing to do is to create new episodes of my favorite shows and just watch it in my head.

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Sr5turbo
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Now I'm trying to bounce a red ball in my mind with my eyes open and it's kind of trippy to simultaneously do that, look at reality, and try to think of where the image of the bouncing ball actually is.

CrazyCatLady
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can’t really do that, I can only imagine things in my head when my eyes closed and even than it’s not really a clear picture, just sort of an idea of the thing I’m imagining. it’s weird

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Ace
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I didn't discover that this was not normal until I was well into adulthood. If you ask me to describe someone, even if I know them well, I will only be able to remember specific things that I noticed at the time. The idea that you can just call up a picture of them in your head just blows my mind.

Suby
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can picture a ton of stuff, mainly spaces, but I can't picture faces. If I have to describe someone beyond face and hair color, I'm in trouble. I might remember glasses, but even facial hair does not enter my memory. I think I'm borderline faceblind.

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Megan Walker
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’m not sure that I have hyperphantasia and it’s not diagnosed or anything, so take it with a grain of salt. But at least 20% of my brain is always off in Fantasyland imagining stuff from my favorite shows/books/movies/etc. Helpful for entertainment, but it doesn’t outright cure boredom

Kira Okah
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Depends how you see it I assume, imagination and daydreaming are pretty universal. My imagination and daydreaming is quite extensitive, but everything that I imagine is in words - verbal and written - I don't daydream in images at all. Note that I don't have aphantasia, but I do have an image processing disorder.

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Rosa Carone-Prendergast
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can only picture things in my mind for a second or two. I've never had a good imagination. I was shocked when I found out some people have no inner voice. My inner voice is always going. I don't understand how someone with no inner voice can solve complex problems.

Jo
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I physically cannot comprehend not having pictures or a voice in my head. Both are what keep me entertained and help me sleep (usually)

🦕 AroAce Dinosaur 🦕
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For me, sometimes they keep me up. Either my brain just flashes a bunch of scary pictures, or stuff like that. Pile of clothes=monster. I can imagine things that are more real than real, eyes open or not, and sometimes it can get a little scary. 🫤

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Me.
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think I have this, I only get pictures in my head in dreams. Actually, one time I got an image with my eyes closed, and I don't know why.

Alicia M
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's so hard to imagine not being able to picture things in my mind.

Šimon Špaček
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I cannot recall things, but I can create things in my mind. Describe face of someone I meet daily? No way. 3D model of fully foldable table with storage room for all kitchen utilities so I can create it later? No problem, I have Blender, Unreal engine and autoCAD in my head, I can even implement some level of physics to it, so if you give me ~15 minutes, you can have it with estimated forces and how strong screws/joints you will need. Why am I not an engineer?

sarah searle
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have aphantasia too, only recently discovered this at the age of 43 (also diagnosed with ADHD). I didn't realise it was a thing and was really upset to learn that most people can see things when all I see is black

Kitty
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It must be really hard for you guys who cant picture things up to remember stuff. In medical school picturing things and then remembering helped me a lot.

Miss Frankfurter
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can’t read a novel unless I have all the character casting done and the opening setting established. When reading series novels it’s always the same homes, same layout, same cars, everything is exactly like it would be in real life. If they move to new surroundings I have to do the new surrounds, homes etc in my head before I can move on. It really messes with my head when they do a movie of a book I’ve already read. They did a movie from the Johnathan Kellerman’s Alex Delaware series. They cast Ted Danson. Nope Nope. Tom Selleck. Milo had to be Richard Mazur. I could not watch the movie. It was all wrong.

Luna Crow
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Definitely hyperphantasia over here. Often when I'm drawing I can "see" what I'm imagining like it was projected on the page, and I'm just tracing it

Kathy Lonergan
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I talk or am listening to other people, I can see the words go across my brain like a ticker tape.

Ozymandias73
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm like JoeBoco7. It just boggles my mind when I talk to people who cannot envision the things being described to them or what they're reading. I tried painting a verbal picture to two of my coworkers who have aphantasia and they were like "I KNOW what you're describing, but I can't "see" it in my mind." Simply baffling to me.

howdylee
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm an architect. When doing mundane non work-related tasks, I can visualize how to put together a floor plan, kinda matrix-like how things just flow and end up working out, then I get to work and draw up those visualizations :) My best work has always started with random visualizations - I see it before I create it. (I think my brain needs to shut off other input/stimulation and relax into creative mode)

Laura Lett
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm with JB7 :: sometimes, it can get really crazy , weird in my Head

notreallyraine (they/them)
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I cant form pictures in my mind but I know what it looks like. Like I can imagine it but it's not really a picture it's more of like an idea of what I'm looking at. I thought that was normal-

The_one_on_the_left
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have a similar thing! it helps as I am a screenwriter, and I can view it in my head as though it were happening during planning *edit: grammar*

LynzCatastrophe
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hubby has aphantasia, I have the hyperphantasia. I really hate my imagination some days.

Imaan Hawwa hafiz
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Omg. I do the same thing where I watch new episodes or continuations of my favorite shows, movies and books. Do I have hyperphantsia now?!

Liv
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I also have aphantasia and I was so confused when I found out that people can actually picture things and that it’s not just a figure of speech, I’m still confused lol

BittyBerry
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have hyperphantasia as well, and I can’t watch horror movies because of it. My imagination will TERRIFY me.

That Goth Demon (zey/zem)
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh, I can't watch horror movies either, if I watch it, the monster would make its way into these weird dreams I have where I'm with people and looking for something. However, I can read a horror book because I can use the authors description to my advantage and manipulate the monster to my advantage. The anomaly for me is anime though. I can watch the scary, dark stuff and not be terrified, probably because of the cartoonish appearances that I can find cute, no matter what.

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RedPanda
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I also have aphantasia! Not complete tho, I can picture a square, a triangle, and a circle but only one at once.

Chintan Shah
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wonder if hyperphantasia is related to lucid dreaming.. I think I have both

Peta Hurley-Hill
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have Synesthesia AND ADHD..There is a constant stream of floating ,bright coloured names,numbers,word and numbers,Bright ,flashing sounds,soft rolling ,coloured smells.Then add in the seeing music(of which at least songs are playing in my head at any one time),over thinking constantly and "running" scenarios in my head.I do not have a quiet or dark second in my life ever. :/

That Goth Demon (zey/zem)
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh, this sounds horrible, I send hugs ʕ⁠っ⁠•⁠ᴥ⁠•⁠ʔ⁠っ (times 1 million)

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Shannon Lowery
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My daughter has an in between form of this. She can’t read books bc she can’t imagine what’s going on. She knows who I am by sight (I read abt a man who didn’t know his own wife by her face, just her voice) but couldn’t describe me if she had to. It’s so frustrating to her if I’m trying to explain something. I literally have to almost draw pictures. She’s 28.

Anette Lindholm
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have aphantasia. Never seen a picture in my mind. And I was in my 40s before I found out that people actually can do that.

Craig Boddys
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ive never been able to do this either. Not sure if its in some way linked to my synaesthesia. Certain smells or sounds trigger certain colurs or shapes to appear. Made maths easier at school, if i read the sum out loud, i could see the shape of each part of the problem, then i said what i thought was the answer. If the little shapes fit the big shape perfectly, that was the answer. (Couldnt use that in my exans though, had to be silent or tou got thrown out).

Mel The Axolotl
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can't picture anything in my mind at all. I can kinda get the idea of it or like the vibe but not actually picture it, but I have a friend who can picture stuff on command and make 3D objects in his head and rotate them and stuff which is really cool to me. He said he's at some point created a 3D model of all his friends faces in his head.

CHRIS DOMRES
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I compose music in my mind. I can hear the melodies, harmonies and rhythms. I often wake in the middle of the night with a song in my head and have to go and build a song from it on my keyboards.

rodger coghlan
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Until recently, I thought I was the only one! I was told I am 'neurodivergent' - not only can I only imagine the dark but I have never heard a complete song on the radio (not even Wild Thing), my mind just wanders away within about 8 bars.

Herefortheparty
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Same. I can literally look at someone, close my eyes, and cannot draw up a picture of them in my mind. If someone gives me something to imagine, it's a complete blank.

Ralph Watkins
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So if you go to a psychotherapist & they try to teach you guided imagery, they are SOL.

Jennie Brown
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My imagination is also extremely vivid, I have several memories of things that didnt happen, makes me question so many conversations

Sue
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't really see things, but it's in my head. Just like I hear songs in my head, but have a hard time singing or playing the tune in real life.

Lee Banks
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have complete aphantasia. Picture a red apple? I can tell you exactly what it is and what it looks like, but never get to "see" it. Everything is just sort of black purple green dots. Until I fall asleep. My partner is astounded at how vivid my dreams get.

Ash The Duck
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh! I don’t have hyperphantasia, but I do do the thing with making up episodes or scenarios and watch them play out in my head. It’s a great way to escape boredom. But it gets annoying when you can’t remember the way something is supposed to look or something looks weird in your head and you change it but you can’t remember al the small details and stuff.

Mathieu Brouwers
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Driving through an unfamiliar city, I can drive all the way back, as if I looked in the mirror since I entered the city. In my head life is captured in pictures and video snippets.

Sunny Day
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have digital phantasia. Every so often I'll see a mouse in a wizard costume causing brooms to fly on my TV screen.

Andie
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I always thought people were making it up when they said they closed their eyes and imagined things! If I close my eyes, theres nothing. If I read though, then I can "see" it.

LadyJaye
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can picture things easier with my eyes open for some reason

Lavi Berko
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i think i have incomplete aphantasia, but in a different way. I practically picture a description in my head. i think it is because i have spent about a third of my life reading books.

Terra Raizor
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can remember, but I can't picture memories. Can't really make imagination scenes, idk, I feel like my brain doesn't even want to try because it's not real.

villlaincheez
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i can only visualize things with my eyes open i thought that was normal???

Cloudy
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can create panoramic pictures in my head, full 360 view. Things can move too, though there aren't usually any people in them. Never met anyone else who could do it

Holly The cat
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't have to close my eyes, it's just kinda there. Visuals and hearing are incredibly realistic (and I can animate them, too) but I can't do sound and touch

Holly The cat
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

also I can use different art styles for the head movies, do narration and whatever's going on at the same time, and convert most characters to a few different art styles

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That Goth Demon (zey/zem)
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I probably have hyperphantasia (self diagnosis) as I've always been able to imagine what anyone has said more than anybody else that I know

Lara M
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have visual aphantasia and auditory hyperphantasia - I can imagine any sort of sound or music in my head with a lot of detail, but I can't visualize anything at all. It's like my internal world is that of a blind person.

Lee Stone
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have a pretty severe degree hypophantasia yet I have incredibly vivid and imaginative, often lucid, dreams. If I take my eyes off of something, I immediately lose access to most of the spatial information on it. Brains are bizarre.

CrazyKnitter
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Imagining things in my head is either like a novel or a picture book. Sometimes a flip book, where the pictures flip fast enough that I don't notice it until I do. It may have to do with reading A LOT as a child, but I have a hard time thinking in motion.

DC
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, imagining is not exactly like seeing things, but ... close to ... kind of ...

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#6

MikeT75 said:
"When I have to wrap multiple food items in aluminum foil, I have the super ability to pull my next sheet of foil and cut it to exactly to the same length and size as the last sheet, creating a stack of perfectly matching foil sheets. It amazes no one but me, and makes for a terrible party trick."

OG_ninnyhammer replied:
"That’s the most useful useless thing I’ve ever heard. Good on you."

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"(This is from actual medical/psych professionals.) I have very high observational vigilance and extremely fast information processing speed.

This can and has been extremely useful for a lot of my gal friends. If they were ever in doubt about a dude (couldn't decide if his behavior was problematic or not) they'd introduce me and watch if I reacted negatively to them.

It's useless because when you have this starting a young age it can REALLY screw you up. You start getting flooded with noticing other people's negative reactions around you when you're too young to understand that they're not because of you. F*cks up your self esteem and is a recipe for chronic depression that translates into chronic social anxiety. I'm ok now, all handled and taken care of as an adult."

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40 People Reveal Their Useless Superpowers That Are Somehow Cool, Funny, Or Weird "I can wakeup to 5-1 minutes before the alarm goes off."

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Musasabi_King said:
"I have an extremely strong sense of hearing, but people think I'm hard of hearing because I can't hear them when there's any kind of background noise."

illianae replied:
"I have this too. Its like my hearing gets overflowed with information and I can't choose to not hear things. Nothing ever gets to the background noise setting."

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have selective sensitive hearing. Like I don't notice normal house noises. Anomalies, if something is off, fridge compressor constantly running, daughter's car making a noise, I'm on it.

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40 People Reveal Their Useless Superpowers That Are Somehow Cool, Funny, Or Weird Desperate-Acadia7438 said:
"Not me but my mom, if they have leftovers she can pick the exact right container it’ll fit into perfectly. It’s magical."

Rodyland replied:
"I have the exact opposite of this ability. No matter what, the container I choose is always the wrong size. If I try to play it off against itself and pick a different container before putting food in it, then the original container will have been the right size after all."

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

SPATIAL. You're also good at packing a suitcase or backpack, the fridge -- and you intuitively know where people are around you.

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Ryborg6900 said:
"I can clear my mind and go up to five minutes without a single thought."

RaedwaldRex replied:
"That's something I can never seem to do. People say clear your mind and all that happens is my mind fills with ways and ideas on how can I clear my mind."

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#12

40 People Reveal Their Useless Superpowers That Are Somehow Cool, Funny, Or Weird "The last place I worked I could tell who had already arrived at work before me that morning by the smell(s) in the elevator. There was only one elevator as it was a small building. Kinda gross, but I freaked out a coworker because I was always right."

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N Miller
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, so can I - Lynx (Axe) body spray should not be used so liberally, Jordon!

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40 People Reveal Their Useless Superpowers That Are Somehow Cool, Funny, Or Weird "Animals tend to like me more than the other people around. Found that out in my early thirties. Since then I now have my second dog. I'm able to form a deep bond to animals in a short amount of time. Sometimes dogs meet me and won't leave my side, even when the owner is shouting for them.

I would never say it's useless but I have several negative issues in my life that I would like to lose instead of being the animal friend."

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#15

"I have an amazing memory for song lyrics. Every once in a while this helps my team win pub trivia."

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fair_weather_rose
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have this too. A song that I haven't heard in 5 years can come on, and I know all the words. I have suppress the urge to correct my mom when she sings the words wrong.

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#16

"I have no object permanence, and it also works on people. Basically, if I don't see people often enough I just forget them."

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40 People Reveal Their Useless Superpowers That Are Somehow Cool, Funny, Or Weird "I used to know when the phone (land line) would ring. I would go over the phone and wait a few seconds to pick it up before it rung. My mother was baffled by it and I also didn't understand why. Hasn't happened for the past 14 years now."

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Jessica Linn
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Omg I never met anyone else who could do this. I would freak my friends, my grandparents, and my Mom out by telling them your phone is going to ring. I would just get a sense ofvibration like getting close to something running like a refrigerator. I was always asked what the lottery numbers would be that day.

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"I can always tell the correct time, within 5 minutes, without looking at a clock. I just know, ya know?"

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Ronstantin
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm curious: Have you ever tried this while cut off from direct or indirect daylight? I have heard that the sense of time is determined by the perceived light conditions.

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40 People Reveal Their Useless Superpowers That Are Somehow Cool, Funny, Or Weird "Finding 4 leaf clovers. I also have some 5 and 6 leaf ones. I just seem to have an eye for spotting the ones that don't match the pattern, and will find at least one on every country walk."

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40 People Reveal Their Useless Superpowers That Are Somehow Cool, Funny, Or Weird "My daughter has a parking fairy, basically she can pull into a shopping centre carpark and someone will pull out in front of her so she can park.

My mother-in-law had the same power."

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Confirmation bias as well. My friend also says she can get great spots, just go to where you want to park and (almost always) she can find a great spot right up front. Brags about the ones she gets, ignore the times it didn't work

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40 People Reveal Their Useless Superpowers That Are Somehow Cool, Funny, Or Weird "I am a trivia savant.

'There's many things you can do with that.'

Yeah, win $20 off of bar tabs at pub trivia.

Otherwise, I never had finger dexterity to be a 'Who Wants To Be a Millionaire' contestant, and got third when I was on Jeopardy and won $1000.

Not bitter."

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"I can walk into a crowd of people and it naturally disperses. Have had this since high school, told my buddies-they laughed at me, until I walked onto a dance floor and soon had a 4ft open circle around me. They became believers. To be clear, I shower daily, wash and launder my clothes weekly, practice good hygiene, etc. I literally just walk into a crowd, and it disperses. Just did it last week at my local mall—started laughing and said, 'Shoulda video’ed it for the boys.'"

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No offense, but are your mannerisms perceived as you being a psycho murderer or something?

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40 People Reveal Their Useless Superpowers That Are Somehow Cool, Funny, Or Weird Positive-Source8205 said:
"I can find the slowest checkout line at the grocery store."

Silv0r replied:
"Haha that's something we all have in common! Never change your first impulse decision. I always regret the change of a queue."

fkenthrowaway replied:
"The trick is to always go to the one with the least amount of old people. I try to approximate the average age of a line and go to the lowest."

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#24

40 People Reveal Their Useless Superpowers That Are Somehow Cool, Funny, Or Weird "I can tell you exactly what episode of Golden Girls is coming on based on the first 10 seconds of the episode."

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40 People Reveal Their Useless Superpowers That Are Somehow Cool, Funny, Or Weird vagabond1022 said:
"I can tell the day of the week of any day in the year just by knowing two things: the day of the week of January 1st, and the year's number."

Briffy03 replied:
"We all could do that easily if humanity just decided to go for a 13 month, each with exactly 28 days, all starting with a Monday and ending with a Sunday, and 1 free party day each year. All would be perfectly nice, and humanity could have a one single day off we could just celebrate 'humanity-day' on."

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I remember this as being recommended as a world calendar about 70 years ago. There's also a second party day each leap year. I think it lost out because people don't like changes

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#26

"Making a woman love me.

Plot twist: I’m gay."

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#27

"I swear to god almighty I can sense death. When either someone close to me, or a very well known public figure (celebrity, politician, etc) is about to die, I can feel it. I can’t explain the feeling further than a spidey sense. I know it when I feel it, and moments after I feel it, someone f*cking dies. Either naturally or in a freak accident. I know this doesn’t sound useless, but it happens so quickly that I would have no time to do anything about it, therefore, useless. Other than being an early detection system I guess."

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#28

"I'm fantastic at killing flies and mosquitos by clapping them with my hands. Almost never miss."

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"I've never really told anyone this before, but I think I remember being born. I've had these 'memories' my whole life. I'm in a completely enclosed space, with the space touching my skin and whole body, but not claustrophobic. Then there are moments where it's smooth, and then all... crunched up? Like a smooth piece of aluminum foil, then it's all wrinkled, then smooth again. It's dark, but also my eyes aren't open or closed. Sometimes I'll get this memory when I'm falling asleep. I can't think of anything else it could be."

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You could have H-SAM? (for clarification, I don't know if this is a legitimate disease. Google says it is, but Google also says that that pimple on my forehead is a symptom of severe oral cancer.)

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#30

explosivepro said:
"Ability to focus on an incredibly boring and repetitive task for hours with no incentive."

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"Ah. An Old School Runescape player."

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#31

One_Eyed_Kitten said:
"I can move through time, but only into the future and only 1 second at a time."

Ok-Disk-2191 replied:
"I can do this also, but I've learnt that if you drink alcohol it can slow or speed time down or up."

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can do this through GPS, arrive at 3:15 u say? I beat it by 1-5 minutes ") My own little competition against myself & I am not a speeder.

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#32

"I can remember and draw the floor plan of every place I’ve lived since the house I lived in until I was four years old. I can do this for the many different apartments I lived in for several years after college and could probably draw the floor plans for most of my friends’ houses and many of the houses I have looked at when house hunting."

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I remember all 18 places I've lived in, every home that I've visited and the motel/hotel rooms I've stayed in. I thought that was normal. (Yes, I've actually lived in 18 places. I moved alot when I was younger. Lol!)

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"I fix tech just by being there. I've lost count of the amount of times my wife/kids/students where I teach will shout 'it doesn't work', to which I walk over, inevitably causing whatever didn't work to start working again.

Spoiler: I just make sure they were doing what they wanted to do properly and make them read any error messages."

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ah ah. I do the opposite. My computer crashed so many times at work, the guys didn't know what to do anymore because rebooting was not a great option (it didn't work). The first time, they said I was typing too fast for the computer so they changed it. LOL. Then again and again, like every 2-3 months. They were really happy when I retired.

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#35

40 People Reveal Their Useless Superpowers That Are Somehow Cool, Funny, Or Weird "Being able to work continuously to the point where my perception of time might make 8 hours seem like 30 minutes AND I get my work done to clock out on time."

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#36

"I can move my ears on command."

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I was little, I read a book called "The Girl with the Silver Eyes" about a little girl who had telekinesis. It mentioned several times how she would push up her glasses without touching them, which, as a seven-year-old glasses wearer, I thought was really cool - so I set about trying to teach myself how to do it! (This is going somewhere, I promise! LOL!) I would sit and concentrate and concentrate, straining every muscle in my lil head and...gasp! Eventually, over a length of time that I can't remember because it was 40 years ago, I realized I could move my glasses a little bit! I was SO STOKED!! I WAS GONNA BE TELEKINETIC! This, Pandas, is how I taught myself to wiggle my ears!

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#37

seratoninsgone said:
"If I drop something by accident, I always somehow make the right decision to either move my foot out of the way or try and catch it with my foot."

Silv0r replied:
"The things I SHOULD catch (eggs, babies, you name it) I miss and fail badly. But things I should just let go (a 20 kg server, knife, mother-in-law), I always try to catch, haha."

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#39

"My useless super power is being double jointed in my ankles to the point I can turn both my feet around facing backwards. I was given the nickname crazy legs by a few of my classmates in high school. Its useless cuz not only does it freak people out, sometimes scaring off the more faint of heart but i stopped doing it entirely because the older I get it becomes a bit mire painful when I do it though I'm still definitely able to do pull it off. Most people my age aren't impressed and honestly in hindsight teenagers are impresses by dumb crap like what I'm able to do. Adult life isn't about impressing anyone but yourself or potential employers. More importantly life isn't a popularity contest."

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh! My ring finger is double jointed! At that middle joint, it bends a little too much to the wrong way to be normal.

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#41

"I'm an ear rumbler. If I hear something I don't like I can make a thunder sound in my ear holes."

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#42

Fair_Ad1512 said:
"I can grab stuff with my feet. Even chopsticks!"

Silv0r replied:
"But can you eat sushi with the chopsticks you're holding with your feet? Would love to hear your results haha."

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh I can do this I can even write with my feet and fun bonus trivia I am right handed but also right footed

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#43

Hamburrgergirl said:
"I have accurately predicted two deaths and a birth hours before they happened. Not the craziest thing but just kind of weird."

Silv0r replied:
"Yeah that's kinda scary! So please don't tell me when I'll die or get a child. I bet you have a small black note book. Is your real name Light Yagami?"

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#44

"I can elicit an angry response from my wife without trying."

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#45

CailenBelmont said:
"I can pee in my dream without wetting myself."

Silv0r replied:
"I can't even do it awake. If I'm thinking about peeing it will just start with the flow... can't stop. Won't stop.

Scene from Scary Movie 2 comes in my head"

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#46

Real-Life-CSI-Guy said:
"I can predict the future, but only when I’m joking about the prediction (like it has to be a joke where I’m not even thinking about it might be true, I can’t make a joke to try and manifest the future.)"

Silv0r replied:
"So let me get this straight... you can only predict the future when you're joking about it, and not even intentionally trying to make the prediction come true.

That's like saying you're a superhero, but you only have powers when you're not trying to use them.

Talk about a useless talent man, haha! You're awesome."

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Like the SNL spoof of the Dead Zone with Walken, you are going to be eating peanuts later but one of them is going to be bad

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#48

"I can touch the cavity behind the uvula with the tip of my tongue.

It's only useful to more easily determine if I'm sick, as when I'm sick, that part feels more tender/inflamed."

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#49

40 People Reveal Their Useless Superpowers That Are Somehow Cool, Funny, Or Weird "My husband can build a perfect snowman in Animal Crossing every time. No tricks or guides, he just knows."

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#50

"There is an 'adult store' on the way to my in laws and my SO and I always guess how many cars will be in the parking lot. I am almost always right or one off. It’s uncanny."

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#51

"I'm unable to spill grape juice.

Like, I literally dropped a whole damn glass of it on a white carpet once and it all stayed in that damn glass."

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#52

"I've trained myself to see into the third dimension. It's 'useless' because everybody who isn't missing an eye can do it naturally."

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#53

"You know that scene in Big Bang Theory where it's all Sheldon's personalities in his head having a meeting. Instead of that every role I've ever played (dnd character, role in a musical, etc.), it is permanently stuck in my head. Sometimes, I go into a British accent just because I've played a British character."

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#54

"I can tell when a dog needs to poop. This includes dogs other than my own, and I can call it anywhere from a few seconds before the deed all the way up to a few minutes. It’s a blessing, and a curse."

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#55

40 People Reveal Their Useless Superpowers That Are Somehow Cool, Funny, Or Weird "In war fighting games I know the perfect angle to shot planes down without missing a single shot."

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#56

"I have a astounding lazy eye I can use to stare to people in the eyes at once."

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#57

"I somehow can remember random things about celebrities. I'm not particularly interested in celebrities, and it's rare that I look up anything about them. Yet somehow just random details I see on like the cover of a magazine in the checkout line of the grocery store, or something I overhear at a bar, I'll remember for years, but only about this one specific niche topic, so it's not like a real eidetic memory.

People tend to think I'm super into pop culture as a result of this random knowledge all the time. Completely useless."

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It actually makes me angry how much I know about the Kardashians, the Royal family, etc. They add absolutely nothing to society, I've never watched their show, why do I know all there names and marriage situations ?

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#58

"I'm colourblind, so I can see all things in a different perspective than others. But I'm the only one so..."

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#59

"My wife calls me captain hindsight because I'm always there for a 'you didn't wanna do that, you should've done this' moment."

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"I can't control it, but sometimes when I'm holding something in my hand and I stop paying attention to it the object will teleport somewhere within 10 feet of me. It can be right next to me, inside something I haven't touched in 3 years, or anywhere in between."

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"Every time I go downstairs something nsfw is on the TV, could be a horror movie or the other kind of nsfw, no matter what, its every time."

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My mother always chooses movies or TV shows to play in the background that have semi-explicit scenes when guests are coming over. Bonus power: the scene always starts either when the guests are entering the room or we're just about to eat.

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