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In a world where superheroes dominate the box office and graphic novels line our bookshelves, we often daydream about what it would be like to possess extraordinary powers. We’ve all imagined flying like Superman, wielding Thor’s mighty hammer, or becoming invisible to avoid those uncomfortable everyday situations. But what if we told you that there’s a whole range of, let’s say, unconventional superpowers that exist in the real world but never make the cut? The ones that won’t save the planet but might earn you a few laughs or raised eyebrows? Well, my fellow superhumans-in-waiting, this blog post is all about that.

We spent more time than we should have reading this thread where people revealed their useless superpowers, no matter how silly or freaking cool they may be. We collected the best responses and compiled a list of superpowers that are equal parts quirky and comical, showcasing the unique abilities and strange talents that make some humans wonderfully weird. From an uncanny ability to predict time with scary precision to a strong sense of hearing that allows you to listen to two conversations at a time, these unusual skills may not be on par with the X-Men. Still, they’re sure to make these people the talk of the town… or at least of their group of friends.

In an era that celebrates superhumans as deities, it’s time to give the limelight to the underdogs and their peculiar powers. We scoured all corners of the thread to find the most amusing and captivating superpower confessions. So, strap on your metaphorical capes and get ready to discover a treasure trove of hilariously useless abilities that may not save the world but will undoubtedly make it a more interesting place. From the bizarre to the downright side-splitting, this list of superpowers will remind you that sometimes, being ordinary is truly extraordinary.

#1

40 People Reveal Their Useless Superpowers That Are Somehow Cool, Funny, Or Weird "I can read really fast, hard to prove to people though and if I get into a real flow people just think I'm flicking through a book too quick and don't believe me.

I read so fast that if I read out loud I trip over the words on the page, I'm reading them in my head faster than saying them so I'm always a few words behind. In my head though yeah it just flows like water."

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fair_weather_rose
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I do this too. Then it's annoying when I have to read something out loud because people think I can't read correctly

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    40 People Reveal Their Useless Superpowers That Are Somehow Cool, Funny, Or Weird "Cats love me. I've had cats come running out of side streets and houses just to say hello and get some scritches. Outdoor cats who have never interacted with me before let me pick them up, and if my partner wasn't allergic I would have adopted an army of strays who just followed me home by now.

    And it's actually not completely useless - I work as a cat sitter."

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    Thegoodboi
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol just this lady walking down the street with an army of cats marching behind her with little helmets

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    #3

    OB1KENOB said:
    "I can remember things I did when I was 8 months old."

    -Roast-Toast- replied:
    "I can forget things I did 8 minutes ago."

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    #4

    TorchFlower said:
    "My daughter says she can choose what she is going to dream about every night.

    She describes it as having a few scenes to choose from and she picks one. She was amazed that nobody else in the family could do this. She thought it was normal."

    Silv0r replied:
    "Wow, this is the best superpower and anything but useless! I'm very envious and super happy for your daughter too! It's called lucid dreaming and I've been trying to do that all my life. She needs to hold on to it! It is a gift. I have only lucid dreamed 1-2 times in my whole life where I could control it like a director."

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    Stardust she/her
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can’t lucid dream. I tried to do it but the whole world shattered around me and I woke up

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    Adkit said:
    "Severe aphantasia. Only a small percent of people with aphantasia have complete aphantasia and I'm one of those s*ckers.

    I cannot picture things in my mind. At all. It's pitch black, and it never changes. Apparently, you mutants can just close your eyes and imagine whatever you want like some sort of hallucination. I don't even fully understand how that would look..."

    JoeBoco7 replied:
    I’m on the complete opposite end with hyperphantasia. My imagination is extremely vivid, it feels more real than real. My favorite thing to do is to create new episodes of my favorite shows and just watch it in my head.

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    Sr5turbo
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I'm trying to bounce a red ball in my mind with my eyes open and it's kind of trippy to simultaneously do that, look at reality, and try to think of where the image of the bouncing ball actually is.

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    #6

    MikeT75 said:
    "When I have to wrap multiple food items in aluminum foil, I have the super ability to pull my next sheet of foil and cut it to exactly to the same length and size as the last sheet, creating a stack of perfectly matching foil sheets. It amazes no one but me, and makes for a terrible party trick."

    OG_ninnyhammer replied:
    "That’s the most useful useless thing I’ve ever heard. Good on you."

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    #7

    "(This is from actual medical/psych professionals.) I have very high observational vigilance and extremely fast information processing speed.

    This can and has been extremely useful for a lot of my gal friends. If they were ever in doubt about a dude (couldn't decide if his behavior was problematic or not) they'd introduce me and watch if I reacted negatively to them.

    It's useless because when you have this starting a young age it can REALLY screw you up. You start getting flooded with noticing other people's negative reactions around you when you're too young to understand that they're not because of you. F*cks up your self esteem and is a recipe for chronic depression that translates into chronic social anxiety. I'm ok now, all handled and taken care of as an adult."

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    #8

    40 People Reveal Their Useless Superpowers That Are Somehow Cool, Funny, Or Weird "I can wakeup to 5-1 minutes before the alarm goes off."

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    Edward Monks
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this happens every day for me, is this not due to body clock?

    Libstak
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same, yeah I can't help wondering what genius lurks in our sub conscious to do this, always 5 mins before alarm even when I change alarm times which I do very often.

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    Edward Finger Hands
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can wake myself up by just telling my body what time I need to wake up by. It won’t be exact, but I’ll usually get up about 20 minutes before the time I told my body. And I don’t have a particularly regular sleep schedule, so it can be pretty random

    Ginny Weasley
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something like this has happened to me. I looked at old alarms I had set on my watch and was trying to remember why one was set for 4:15am but I couldn’t. Then I woke up at 4:15 the next morning (with no alarms set) and it was really weird and trippy.

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    Steve
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me2. I just imprint the time before I go to sleep and I wake at that time. It even works in different time zones.

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    Korean Boi
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    same! I can literally guess what time it is no matter the time of day or night with out looking at the clock

    Sharon Ingram
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to do this, too. Now I don’t even use an alarm. I just tell myself what time to wake up.

    Silre
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same. Never really needed an alarm to wake up. My alarm is basically to remind me to actually get out of bed.

    T J
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can do this . A guy taught me how to do it when i was in my 20's Now I'm an old man and I do it with thinking> I can just think of a time lie down fall asleep and awake at the time I though of

    Craig Boddys
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless its extremely important and youve set the alarm for the latest time possible, then you sleep in.

    Misha Writer
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same. I set an alarm as a back up, but when I worked as a paraprofessional for ten years, my alarm woke me up maybe a dozen times total. I'd tell my teacher when it happened, so she'd know why I was grumpy.

    Jude Laskowski
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this almost every working morning. I want to get out of the way before the radio wakes up my cat. He hates being disturbed.

    Jane Cortez
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this. As well I have an extremely keen sense of time, down to the minute oftentimes.

    JLN
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always set my alarm 'just in case' but I wake up without it. I wake up at roughly the same time every day, but days I work early and have to be awake early I still don't need an alarm. The exception is if I am sick and take cold medicine to help me sleep. I absolutely hate being woke up by an alarm, it's so jarring!

    BG
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can wake up 3 hours before the alarm goes off and lie awake for 2 hrs and 52 minutes before dosing off again.

    Jay Son
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always do this. Even if its a completely different time. Like, if I normally wake at 7 and set the alarm at 5 for once, I would wake up just before lol

    Rosa Carone-Prendergast
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always wake up before my alarm goes off. I'm a morning person so I don't mind waking up and I actually hate when the alarm goes off because the sound just bothers me.

    LK
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is me almost every morning. Occasionally, my husband's alarm goes off whilst I am sleeping, and I hate it with a passion.

    David
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to do this often when I got up at the same time every day. And for important things I could do it at random times. Before going to sleep, I would repeat to myself several times, "I am going to wake up at 6 AM" or whatever time. Weirdly it worked. I usually woke up within a minute or two of said time. That was before cell phones and I didn't always have an alarm when needed. I'm not sure if it is related at all but I never use a snooze button. I've trained my body to get up when the alarm goes off even if I'm so tired that the first couple of minutes I don't remember why I wanted to get up at that time.

    Sunny Day
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always wake up before the alarm goes off. And, if I tell myself "I must get up at 6am" before I fall asleep, I'll wake up at 6am without an alarm.

    John Legere
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was younger i could tell myself to wake up at 5 minutes before six and wake up within a few minutes of that time. I was about 15 or so years old. Did it sometimes just to see house close I could come to the time I selected.

    Beck
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can wake up and without opening my eyes I can guess just about what time it is. Usually within 15 minutes plus or minus.

    Fgeywyde
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a biological thing, when you anticipate something your body will start producing stress hormones 1-2 hrs before you awaken in order to wake you up. Think of how children are always up early on christmas but never any other time; this is why.

    ObsidianAce_
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always set an alarm 15 minutes before the alarm that tells me to wake up. Laying there and dozing for those last minutes feels better than just jolting awake and having to get right up.

    Thomas Biorogue
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn't a superpower, it's a curse. For me anyway. If I wake up even one minute before my alarm goes off, I feel cheated out of sleep and will be tired ALL day long.

    Sky Render
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to be so good at beating the alarm that I started setting my clock 20 minutes fast so it felt like I could sleep in.

    Bex
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've got a similar one to this - I can tell myself when to wake up and it always works to the minute - although if it's important I still set an alarm too!

    LeeAnne B
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get woken up 20 minutes before my alarm goes off because of cats that refuse to stick to the breakfast routine.

    Beruthiel45
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to be able to go to bed and promise myself I had to wake up at a certain time, and always did, as long as that time was in my head as I was going to sleep. Need an alarm now.

    Huddo's sister
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I heard Dr Karl Kruszelnicki talking about this a month or so ago. He said there are studies about people who can do this. I wish I could remember what/where he said to read about it.

    Joshua David
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this with or without an alarm, and even on days, I'm off, too. Ugh.

    Blue_Mouse
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It always happens. Me and my sister share an alarm hut if she does not turn it on my brain will wake us up

    JB
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And one day you will know it by it's true name, crippling anxiety.

    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Supposedly if you wake right before the alarm it means you're getting enough sleep. You've set the clock in your brain and it's happy to wake you up on time.

    Dirk Daring
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same. Waking up naturally is so much better than getting jolted awake by an alarm.

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    #9

    Musasabi_King said:
    "I have an extremely strong sense of hearing, but people think I'm hard of hearing because I can't hear them when there's any kind of background noise."

    illianae replied:
    "I have this too. Its like my hearing gets overflowed with information and I can't choose to not hear things. Nothing ever gets to the background noise setting."

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have selective sensitive hearing. Like I don't notice normal house noises. Anomalies, if something is off, fridge compressor constantly running, daughter's car making a noise, I'm on it.

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    40 People Reveal Their Useless Superpowers That Are Somehow Cool, Funny, Or Weird Desperate-Acadia7438 said:
    "Not me but my mom, if they have leftovers she can pick the exact right container it’ll fit into perfectly. It’s magical."

    Rodyland replied:
    "I have the exact opposite of this ability. No matter what, the container I choose is always the wrong size. If I try to play it off against itself and pick a different container before putting food in it, then the original container will have been the right size after all."

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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SPATIAL. You're also good at packing a suitcase or backpack, the fridge -- and you intuitively know where people are around you.

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    #11

    Ryborg6900 said:
    "I can clear my mind and go up to five minutes without a single thought."

    RaedwaldRex replied:
    "That's something I can never seem to do. People say clear your mind and all that happens is my mind fills with ways and ideas on how can I clear my mind."

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    #12

    40 People Reveal Their Useless Superpowers That Are Somehow Cool, Funny, Or Weird "The last place I worked I could tell who had already arrived at work before me that morning by the smell(s) in the elevator. There was only one elevator as it was a small building. Kinda gross, but I freaked out a coworker because I was always right."

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    N Miller
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, so can I - Lynx (Axe) body spray should not be used so liberally, Jordon!

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    40 People Reveal Their Useless Superpowers That Are Somehow Cool, Funny, Or Weird "Animals tend to like me more than the other people around. Found that out in my early thirties. Since then I now have my second dog. I'm able to form a deep bond to animals in a short amount of time. Sometimes dogs meet me and won't leave my side, even when the owner is shouting for them.

    I would never say it's useless but I have several negative issues in my life that I would like to lose instead of being the animal friend."

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    #15

    "I have an amazing memory for song lyrics. Every once in a while this helps my team win pub trivia."

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    fair_weather_rose
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have this too. A song that I haven't heard in 5 years can come on, and I know all the words. I have suppress the urge to correct my mom when she sings the words wrong.

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    #16

    "I have no object permanence, and it also works on people. Basically, if I don't see people often enough I just forget them."

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    40 People Reveal Their Useless Superpowers That Are Somehow Cool, Funny, Or Weird "I used to know when the phone (land line) would ring. I would go over the phone and wait a few seconds to pick it up before it rung. My mother was baffled by it and I also didn't understand why. Hasn't happened for the past 14 years now."

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    Jessica Linn
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg I never met anyone else who could do this. I would freak my friends, my grandparents, and my Mom out by telling them your phone is going to ring. I would just get a sense ofvibration like getting close to something running like a refrigerator. I was always asked what the lottery numbers would be that day.

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    #18

    "I can always tell the correct time, within 5 minutes, without looking at a clock. I just know, ya know?"

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    Ronstantin
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm curious: Have you ever tried this while cut off from direct or indirect daylight? I have heard that the sense of time is determined by the perceived light conditions.

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    #19

    40 People Reveal Their Useless Superpowers That Are Somehow Cool, Funny, Or Weird "Finding 4 leaf clovers. I also have some 5 and 6 leaf ones. I just seem to have an eye for spotting the ones that don't match the pattern, and will find at least one on every country walk."

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    40 People Reveal Their Useless Superpowers That Are Somehow Cool, Funny, Or Weird "My daughter has a parking fairy, basically she can pull into a shopping centre carpark and someone will pull out in front of her so she can park.

    My mother-in-law had the same power."

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    Bec
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Confirmation bias as well. My friend also says she can get great spots, just go to where you want to park and (almost always) she can find a great spot right up front. Brags about the ones she gets, ignore the times it didn't work

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    40 People Reveal Their Useless Superpowers That Are Somehow Cool, Funny, Or Weird "I am a trivia savant.

    'There's many things you can do with that.'

    Yeah, win $20 off of bar tabs at pub trivia.

    Otherwise, I never had finger dexterity to be a 'Who Wants To Be a Millionaire' contestant, and got third when I was on Jeopardy and won $1000.

    Not bitter."

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    "I can walk into a crowd of people and it naturally disperses. Have had this since high school, told my buddies-they laughed at me, until I walked onto a dance floor and soon had a 4ft open circle around me. They became believers. To be clear, I shower daily, wash and launder my clothes weekly, practice good hygiene, etc. I literally just walk into a crowd, and it disperses. Just did it last week at my local mall—started laughing and said, 'Shoulda video’ed it for the boys.'"

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    Yourname942
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No offense, but are your mannerisms perceived as you being a psycho murderer or something?

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    #23

    40 People Reveal Their Useless Superpowers That Are Somehow Cool, Funny, Or Weird Positive-Source8205 said:
    "I can find the slowest checkout line at the grocery store."

    Silv0r replied:
    "Haha that's something we all have in common! Never change your first impulse decision. I always regret the change of a queue."

    fkenthrowaway replied:
    "The trick is to always go to the one with the least amount of old people. I try to approximate the average age of a line and go to the lowest."

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    40 People Reveal Their Useless Superpowers That Are Somehow Cool, Funny, Or Weird "I can tell you exactly what episode of Golden Girls is coming on based on the first 10 seconds of the episode."

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    40 People Reveal Their Useless Superpowers That Are Somehow Cool, Funny, Or Weird vagabond1022 said:
    "I can tell the day of the week of any day in the year just by knowing two things: the day of the week of January 1st, and the year's number."

    Briffy03 replied:
    "We all could do that easily if humanity just decided to go for a 13 month, each with exactly 28 days, all starting with a Monday and ending with a Sunday, and 1 free party day each year. All would be perfectly nice, and humanity could have a one single day off we could just celebrate 'humanity-day' on."

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    Onion Patch Petunia
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember this as being recommended as a world calendar about 70 years ago. There's also a second party day each leap year. I think it lost out because people don't like changes

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    #26

    "Making a woman love me.

    Plot twist: I’m gay."

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    "I swear to god almighty I can sense death. When either someone close to me, or a very well known public figure (celebrity, politician, etc) is about to die, I can feel it. I can’t explain the feeling further than a spidey sense. I know it when I feel it, and moments after I feel it, someone f*cking dies. Either naturally or in a freak accident. I know this doesn’t sound useless, but it happens so quickly that I would have no time to do anything about it, therefore, useless. Other than being an early detection system I guess."

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    #28

    "I'm fantastic at killing flies and mosquitos by clapping them with my hands. Almost never miss."

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    #29

    "I've never really told anyone this before, but I think I remember being born. I've had these 'memories' my whole life. I'm in a completely enclosed space, with the space touching my skin and whole body, but not claustrophobic. Then there are moments where it's smooth, and then all... crunched up? Like a smooth piece of aluminum foil, then it's all wrinkled, then smooth again. It's dark, but also my eyes aren't open or closed. Sometimes I'll get this memory when I'm falling asleep. I can't think of anything else it could be."

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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You could have H-SAM? (for clarification, I don't know if this is a legitimate disease. Google says it is, but Google also says that that pimple on my forehead is a symptom of severe oral cancer.)

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    explosivepro said:
    "Ability to focus on an incredibly boring and repetitive task for hours with no incentive."

    Godzilla1282 replied:
    "Ah. An Old School Runescape player."

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    One_Eyed_Kitten said:
    "I can move through time, but only into the future and only 1 second at a time."

    Ok-Disk-2191 replied:
    "I can do this also, but I've learnt that if you drink alcohol it can slow or speed time down or up."

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can do this through GPS, arrive at 3:15 u say? I beat it by 1-5 minutes ") My own little competition against myself & I am not a speeder.

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    #32

    "I can remember and draw the floor plan of every place I’ve lived since the house I lived in until I was four years old. I can do this for the many different apartments I lived in for several years after college and could probably draw the floor plans for most of my friends’ houses and many of the houses I have looked at when house hunting."

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    Terry Tobias
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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember all 18 places I've lived in, every home that I've visited and the motel/hotel rooms I've stayed in. I thought that was normal. (Yes, I've actually lived in 18 places. I moved alot when I was younger. Lol!)

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    #34

    "I fix tech just by being there. I've lost count of the amount of times my wife/kids/students where I teach will shout 'it doesn't work', to which I walk over, inevitably causing whatever didn't work to start working again.

    Spoiler: I just make sure they were doing what they wanted to do properly and make them read any error messages."

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah ah. I do the opposite. My computer crashed so many times at work, the guys didn't know what to do anymore because rebooting was not a great option (it didn't work). The first time, they said I was typing too fast for the computer so they changed it. LOL. Then again and again, like every 2-3 months. They were really happy when I retired.

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    #35

    40 People Reveal Their Useless Superpowers That Are Somehow Cool, Funny, Or Weird "Being able to work continuously to the point where my perception of time might make 8 hours seem like 30 minutes AND I get my work done to clock out on time."

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    "I can move my ears on command."

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was little, I read a book called "The Girl with the Silver Eyes" about a little girl who had telekinesis. It mentioned several times how she would push up her glasses without touching them, which, as a seven-year-old glasses wearer, I thought was really cool - so I set about trying to teach myself how to do it! (This is going somewhere, I promise! LOL!) I would sit and concentrate and concentrate, straining every muscle in my lil head and...gasp! Eventually, over a length of time that I can't remember because it was 40 years ago, I realized I could move my glasses a little bit! I was SO STOKED!! I WAS GONNA BE TELEKINETIC! This, Pandas, is how I taught myself to wiggle my ears!

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    #37

    seratoninsgone said:
    "If I drop something by accident, I always somehow make the right decision to either move my foot out of the way or try and catch it with my foot."

    Silv0r replied:
    "The things I SHOULD catch (eggs, babies, you name it) I miss and fail badly. But things I should just let go (a 20 kg server, knife, mother-in-law), I always try to catch, haha."

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    #39

    "My useless super power is being double jointed in my ankles to the point I can turn both my feet around facing backwards. I was given the nickname crazy legs by a few of my classmates in high school. Its useless cuz not only does it freak people out, sometimes scaring off the more faint of heart but i stopped doing it entirely because the older I get it becomes a bit mire painful when I do it though I'm still definitely able to do pull it off. Most people my age aren't impressed and honestly in hindsight teenagers are impresses by dumb crap like what I'm able to do. Adult life isn't about impressing anyone but yourself or potential employers. More importantly life isn't a popularity contest."

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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh! My ring finger is double jointed! At that middle joint, it bends a little too much to the wrong way to be normal.

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    #41

    "I'm an ear rumbler. If I hear something I don't like I can make a thunder sound in my ear holes."

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    #42

    Fair_Ad1512 said:
    "I can grab stuff with my feet. Even chopsticks!"

    Silv0r replied:
    "But can you eat sushi with the chopsticks you're holding with your feet? Would love to hear your results haha."

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh I can do this I can even write with my feet and fun bonus trivia I am right handed but also right footed

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    #43

    Hamburrgergirl said:
    "I have accurately predicted two deaths and a birth hours before they happened. Not the craziest thing but just kind of weird."

    Silv0r replied:
    "Yeah that's kinda scary! So please don't tell me when I'll die or get a child. I bet you have a small black note book. Is your real name Light Yagami?"

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    "I can elicit an angry response from my wife without trying."

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    CailenBelmont said:
    "I can pee in my dream without wetting myself."

    Silv0r replied:
    "I can't even do it awake. If I'm thinking about peeing it will just start with the flow... can't stop. Won't stop.

    Scene from Scary Movie 2 comes in my head"

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    #46

    Real-Life-CSI-Guy said:
    "I can predict the future, but only when I’m joking about the prediction (like it has to be a joke where I’m not even thinking about it might be true, I can’t make a joke to try and manifest the future.)"

    Silv0r replied:
    "So let me get this straight... you can only predict the future when you're joking about it, and not even intentionally trying to make the prediction come true.

    That's like saying you're a superhero, but you only have powers when you're not trying to use them.

    Talk about a useless talent man, haha! You're awesome."

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like the SNL spoof of the Dead Zone with Walken, you are going to be eating peanuts later but one of them is going to be bad

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    #48

    "I can touch the cavity behind the uvula with the tip of my tongue.

    It's only useful to more easily determine if I'm sick, as when I'm sick, that part feels more tender/inflamed."

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    #49

    40 People Reveal Their Useless Superpowers That Are Somehow Cool, Funny, Or Weird "My husband can build a perfect snowman in Animal Crossing every time. No tricks or guides, he just knows."

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    #50

    "There is an 'adult store' on the way to my in laws and my SO and I always guess how many cars will be in the parking lot. I am almost always right or one off. It’s uncanny."

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    #51

    "I'm unable to spill grape juice.

    Like, I literally dropped a whole damn glass of it on a white carpet once and it all stayed in that damn glass."

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    #52

    "I've trained myself to see into the third dimension. It's 'useless' because everybody who isn't missing an eye can do it naturally."

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    #53

    "You know that scene in Big Bang Theory where it's all Sheldon's personalities in his head having a meeting. Instead of that every role I've ever played (dnd character, role in a musical, etc.), it is permanently stuck in my head. Sometimes, I go into a British accent just because I've played a British character."

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    #54

    "I can tell when a dog needs to poop. This includes dogs other than my own, and I can call it anywhere from a few seconds before the deed all the way up to a few minutes. It’s a blessing, and a curse."

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    #55

    40 People Reveal Their Useless Superpowers That Are Somehow Cool, Funny, Or Weird "In war fighting games I know the perfect angle to shot planes down without missing a single shot."

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    #56

    "I have a astounding lazy eye I can use to stare to people in the eyes at once."

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    #57

    "I somehow can remember random things about celebrities. I'm not particularly interested in celebrities, and it's rare that I look up anything about them. Yet somehow just random details I see on like the cover of a magazine in the checkout line of the grocery store, or something I overhear at a bar, I'll remember for years, but only about this one specific niche topic, so it's not like a real eidetic memory.

    People tend to think I'm super into pop culture as a result of this random knowledge all the time. Completely useless."

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It actually makes me angry how much I know about the Kardashians, the Royal family, etc. They add absolutely nothing to society, I've never watched their show, why do I know all there names and marriage situations ?

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    #58

    "I'm colourblind, so I can see all things in a different perspective than others. But I'm the only one so..."

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    #59

    "My wife calls me captain hindsight because I'm always there for a 'you didn't wanna do that, you should've done this' moment."

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    #60

    "I can't control it, but sometimes when I'm holding something in my hand and I stop paying attention to it the object will teleport somewhere within 10 feet of me. It can be right next to me, inside something I haven't touched in 3 years, or anywhere in between."

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    #61

    "Every time I go downstairs something nsfw is on the TV, could be a horror movie or the other kind of nsfw, no matter what, its every time."

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mother always chooses movies or TV shows to play in the background that have semi-explicit scenes when guests are coming over. Bonus power: the scene always starts either when the guests are entering the room or we're just about to eat.

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