The fine print 💀

Simple. You'd be more inclined to drive carefully if you have a cake in your car than if you didn't.

That fire hydrant looks like it's there to enforce the message.

"I've Put up the sign boss"

I've seen this sign in a dozen places across the country. Probably sold on Amazon.

Otherwise all the air molecules will escape

And a useless sign I guess

This is not a useless sign if you've seen thugs wear baggy jeans

*Frowns and drops golf clubs*

As opposed to your insulting ones?

*starts flailing in the grass cause im a rebel*

My dad has been dead for 19 years. Exactly how did you get a message from him? -- Anything he said while still alive is seriously "old news".

Did he also say whether he was coming soon with the milk?

What about those of us whose dads never quite dadded right. Or in our general vicinity. I feel called out 😂Guess that means that I get a pass to drive my Prius like she’s a brand new race car then. Watch out world. We’re coming, and we ain’t got no daddy to tell us what the speed limit is.

I've been telling everyone my Dad is omnipresent. Finally, proof.

My dad would never say s**t like that.

They don't know my dad.

I don't have a dad...

And? Being a dad doesn't mean you're an intelligent, reasonable person.

Has dad come back from getting milk it's been so long jk

Wrong. My dad said don't get caught breaking the speed limit.

That's not a sink, it's a sunk.

I know you can't, but don't

SALE! YAY ITS ALL LESS EXPE-...more expensive?

The existence of this sign implies that any road not ending in a stop sign is free game

What did someone do to make them put up this sign :/

The blue sign of death irl.

Santa has gone down the rabbit hole!

Go don't go my coy mistress cigaretta

I did that once. The feds are still looking for me.

Schrödinger’s door

This has to be the most infuriating one on the list. Putting out a pile of food for local wildlife then shooting that wildlife seems more like baiting (which is against the law here in WA) and the sign seems like a poor attempt at covering their @$$

The little (please) 💀

Maybe the hours used to be different.

Sometimes we just want to tell people 🥲

Yup

This actually makes sense. The arrow to the left (when approaching the tree from the left), has some description, so it all makes sense. You'll find here in the woods many hiking trails marked by arrows like these, in different colors

This just in: Audi has pounced Bouche's tail yet again! Tired of his shenanigans, Bouche jumped into the bathroom sink to enjoy a nap. Audi followed her to the sink and fell asleep on top of her. Bouche began grooming Audi, to point out that she's the queen cat of the sink. He gave her the same look I gave my mother when she'd spit on a tissue to wash my face. Audi decided it would be much more fun to play climb the soft can-opener, and climbed out of the sink. Bouche is now enjoying her kitten-free napping time. Audi was distracted by a bit of fluff that desperately needed to be killed, and is determinedly stalking it. Updates at ten and twelve.

Duck?

also do not throw Beatles, Gerry and the Pacemakers or Dave Clark Five at this sign

My bad, I'll go the other way

Well if you step on the gas hard enough...

What pyramid? I see a big triangle.

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Schrödinger’s thingy (I forgot what this is called)

Seems an odd place, but okay. Anything to keep everyone safe.

Finally, after 10 days stuck in the bush, I was saved! I could finally rejoin civilization! Oh, to eat a buttered bagel again! This sign will show me... the... way...

Bit late for that

Excited Men ↗

That side down.

But it’s so tempting…

The earth is flat there is no down

My opinion does not endorse the information provided by this sign and I absolve Westpac Banking from any liability for information I may have derived from said signage.

Wait what? Scissors are sharp? ITS A CONSPIRACY MY LIFE IS A LIE