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Nowadays, robots are everywhere around us. Okay, maybe not robots per se, but wonders of advanced technology, which have become such a regular part of our daily routine we don't even notice them. That is, until they no longer do what they were designed to do.

Let's take a coffee machine, for instance. When every morning you press the button that provides the oh-so-needed caffeinated goodness, you likely don't even pay attention to the machine until the coffee is ready. But perish the thought, one morning it ceases working. You would definitely notice that, now, wouldn't you?

Well, people in charge of or hanging around the robots you’re about to see sure did notice when they weren't working as they were supposed to. From malfunctioning bomb-defusing robots to overly dramatic roombas, and everything in between—this list, compiled from examples shared by the ‘Shitty Robots’ community, features them all. Scroll down to find some close-to-useless machinery and make sure you treat your coffee machine right, so it doesn't fall into the same category anytime soon.

In order to familiarize ourselves better with the field of robotics, Bored Panda got in touch with a national policy leader for the field of robotics, director of the Contextual Robotics Institute, and Distinguished Professor of Computer Science at University of California San Diego, Henrik Christensen, who was kind enough to answer a few of our questions. His thoughts are in the text below where you will also find our conversation with the founder of the ‘Shitty Robots’ subreddit, ‘mr_bag’.

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A Building Security Robot

A Building Security Robot

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    Boss Baby, Alexa’s Chosen

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    EP
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m in love with this. The only thing that makes this better is if one parent set it and the other found it. (And then the original alarm setter finds a half written abandoned list on the kitchen counter titled “possible ways to defeat the baby”….

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    Leave Her Alone

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    The creator of ‘Shitty Robots’, u/mr_bag, told Bored Panda that the founding of the subreddit was rather spontaneous. “A few of us were posting crappy robot gifs in a thread on /r/gifs and /u/AlekRivard happened to suggest they were /r/shittyrobots. Shocked to find the sub didn't already exist, I went ahead and made it then and there (narrowly beating AlekRivard). I then modded Alek and the sub went from there.”

    They pointed out that you can still actually see the initial conversation that was the beginning of ‘Shitty Robots’ following this link right here. It also allows you to get an idea of how quickly the subreddit grew as a fellow redditor left a comment on the same thread saying: “Close to 1,000 subscribers an hour after the sub was created. Nice.” Soon after, others added “4000 REPORTING IN!!!!” and “Well this has taken off mighty quickly…”

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    2020 Take The Wheel!

    2020 Take The Wheel!

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    Mario Strada
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember a friend proudly showing me his talking Audi in the late 80s. After a week of driving it, listening to "Your door is ajar", "please fasten your seat belt" he took it in and had the thing removed.

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    I Made A Lipstick Robot

    I Made A Lipstick Robot

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    On the thread where the idea behind ‘Shitty Robots’ was born, one redditor said: “Subscribed. You'd better take good care of this baby. I'll be watching.” And take good care is what u/mr_bag and other moderators did; after nearly a decade of its existence, the sub is still very much active and has more than 660k members.

    “Honestly, I was mostly in it for the shitty robots themselves, they were always great and very amusing,” u/mr_bag told Bored Panda when asked what they like most about the community. “As the sub built up steam and people like Simone Giertz's following exploded, we also started to become the first place new content was appearing, which was fun.”

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    I Built Myself A Proud Parent. It Charges Me 25¢ For A Pat On The Shoulder

    I Built Myself A Proud Parent. It Charges Me 25¢ For A Pat On The Shoulder

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    When People Complain That I Spend Time On Building Useless Things

    When People Complain That I Spend Time On Building Useless Things

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After the lipstick fiasco, I'm surprised she'd let it that near her eyes. (Same woman, right?)

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    The founder of the subreddit revealed that despite enjoying viewing shitty robots, they’ve never created one themselves. “Sadly I've never really found much time to delve into proper robotics myself, I've always ended up more on the software side of things; some of it certainly very shitty.”

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    Trapped!

    Trapped!

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    glowworm2
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course you don't. That's barbaric. You use Frosted Flake boxes!

    Liam Parks
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me and my little nephews, (im thirteen and already an uncle of 3)

    AspieGirl88
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any wonder the poor fella is always trying to escape, when he’s legit being bullied… 🥺

    Downunderdude
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can almost hear its pathetic squeaking. So who's going to take over the world, eh d******d?

    realenancy170
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I stick post its on the one in my food store- hi I'm Mr creepy or I will shoot you with a laser beam.

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    Craptimus Prime

    Craptimus Prime

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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's really good. Overcoming that one ton weight must have been a challenge.

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    “For a while, we were the internet’s home for shitty robots, allowing people to more easily share some of the great gifs and videos floating about, as well as giving creators who make their own shitty robots a decent launch pad,” the user ‘mr_bag’ pointed out.

    “I like to think at least few people discovered a proper interest in robotics after seeing stuff here, as it encouraged them to give stuff a go and succeed in creating something fun, even when things go wrong.”

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    Frozen Yogurt Robot At Nasa Made The Cup To Her Exact Specifications, Showed It To Her, And Then Took It Back. Basically A Terminator

    Frozen Yogurt Robot At Nasa Made The Cup To Her Exact Specifications, Showed It To Her, And Then Took It Back. Basically A Terminator

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    I Thought I’d Leave It On While I Went Out For A Couple Of Hours And Return To A Spotless Flat. I Was Wrong

    I Thought I’d Leave It On While I Went Out For A Couple Of Hours And Return To A Spotless Flat. I Was Wrong

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    It’s safe to assume that robotics is a field where occasional failure is inevitable. (Well, I guess most of the fields are, to be fair.) But—improved by trial and error—all sorts of technological wonders often eventually become inseparable parts of our lives.

    “For me, robots are about embodied intelligence,” Professor Henrik Christensen shared with Bored Panda in a recent interview. “How can we build intelligent machines that empower us in our daily lives, from work or leisure to home support and assist people as they grow old to ensure they have a great quality of life from cradle to grave.”

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    I Made A Robot To Help Me Argue On The Internet

    I Made A Robot To Help Me Argue On The Internet

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    Prof. Christensen pointed out that there are two major areas of use for robots—service and professional. The former, according to the expert, includes home robots, such as vacuum cleaners, 30 million of which have been sold to people. “We are also starting to see companion robots, such as the robot Moxie, with a few thousand units sold. Slowly we will see more home applications.”

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    “In the professional robots area, the two big use-cases are automotive manufacturing, which by far is the biggest area. We are also starting to see major utilization in warehousing, especially post COVID,” he added.

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    Roomba Suicide By Toilet Paper

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    A Salad-Mixer

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    Cutting Hair Using A Drone

    Cutting Hair Using A Drone

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have no fear of this device. It would need to detect hair first. Shampoo, conditioner, robot, I'm saving SO much money!

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    “Today the importance of robots to people’s lives varies tremendously depending on their job function,” Henrik Christensen emphasized. “We typically start to see ‘robot’ use in Dirty, Dull and Dangerous jobs. The Dirty might be in welding operations, paint jobs, and mining; the Dull is repetitive jobs where people might suffer from repetitive stress injury, etc; and the dangerous could be searching for things at the bottom of the sea or exploring Mars, just to mention a few.”

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    “Gradually we are also seeing robots for meal delivery, automated grocery stores, and also in use of autonomous vehicles as you see from Waymo, Cruise, Tesla,” he added.

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    I Made A Butt Wiping Machine

    I Made A Butt Wiping Machine

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    My Friend And I Made A Pumpkin Robot

    My Friend And I Made A Pumpkin Robot

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    Even though pictures like the ones on this list are undeniably very amusing, providing a hearty giggle is far from the only thing that social media can do when it comes to robotics. 

    “I think it is important to see engagement from the broader public in issues such as ethics and required regulation. To build successful robot systems we need to have users—society at large—engaged in the discussion of use, risks, ethics, safety,” Christensen believes. He added that not all people can be in the room during the design stages, but it’s important to discuss the aforementioned points, which can be done with the help of social media.

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    Can't Handle Banana Peels

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    Hands Free Pringles Dispenser Invention

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    "I Made An Emergency Escape Machine From Online Drinking Events" | Marina Fujiwara

    "I Made An Emergency Escape Machine From Online Drinking Events" | Marina Fujiwara

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What are online drinking events (and why do you need to escape from them)?

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    If robot-based humor is something you enjoy, you might want to move on to another one of Bored Panda’s robotics-related collections next, featuring posts that ridicule robots and computers, as shared by a dedicated online group. You can find it here.

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    Drones Are Here To Steal Your Jobs Parents

    Drones Are Here To Steal Your Jobs Parents

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    Ronstantin
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Took me a second to realize that it's a doll. (It is a doll, right? RIGHT?!)

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    I See Your Knife Welding Roomba, But My Chainsaw And Hedge Trimmer Roomba's Are An Ankles Worst Nightmare

    I See Your Knife Welding Roomba, But My Chainsaw And Hedge Trimmer Roomba's Are An Ankles Worst Nightmare

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    How To Decorate Xmas Tree In 10 Seconds

    How To Decorate Xmas Tree In 10 Seconds

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe inspiration was taken from a certain Dr Who Xmas special.

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    Eating While You Work

    Eating While You Work

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    The Future Of Pancakes

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    I Have A Bedmaker Robot

    I Have A Bedmaker Robot

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    Robert T
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only bit I don't believe is the sunglasses. You defo had to pick those up off the floor.

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    Cctv Camera Stripper

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    TotallyNOTaFox
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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed that I saw wierder things than that

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    I Invented One Handed Scissors

    I Invented One Handed Scissors

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    First Prototype Of My Newest Robot. The Cable It Is Trying To Cut Is The Cable Providing The System's Power

    First Prototype Of My Newest Robot. The Cable It Is Trying To Cut Is The Cable Providing The System's Power

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    Korean Traffic Robot

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    It's...... Writing It's Own Code! Is It....is It Self Aware?!? It's Self Aware!!!!! Run!!!!!!

    It's...... Writing It's Own Code! Is It....is It Self Aware?!? It's Self Aware!!!!! Run!!!!!!

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    I Have Combined Technology With My Limited Physical Form So I Always Have A Spoon At Hand

    I Have Combined Technology With My Limited Physical Form So I Always Have A Spoon At Hand

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    I Never Knew How To Eat Popcorn, Finally Something That Will Help Me !

    I Never Knew How To Eat Popcorn, Finally Something That Will Help Me !

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    Maine
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like Simone Giertz! She is having fun with life😄💕

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    My Friend Coded A Robot For Class

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    The Correct Way To Spend Your Birthday

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    Nicole Kelly Trying Her New Bionic Arm

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    Helperbot

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    The Turkey Stuffer (Joseph's Machines)

    The Turkey Stuffer (Joseph's Machines)

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