The sass 😆

Wish I could upvote more.

Autism is something you are born with! How do idiots not get this!?

It was so bad it required skin grafts. All she wanted from evil clown was $27,000 in medical bills. Not a frivolous lawsuit at all, but mickey postured it that way.

Some people work really hard for the little bit they get.

Two things that always struck me with the lack of critical thinking on this one 1) 1000 peens equals loose vagina but 1 peen a thousand times doesn't. 2) do they really think women are walking around with baby head sized vaginas?

F**k Reagan!

What 😶 We don't effect what gender your child likes, they like who they like and that's okay.

Knock knock it's the homosexuals come to recruit your children (don't downvote me please, I'm gay)

If "gay propaganda" worked, gay people would have gone extinct because there is much more "straight propaganda".

They didn't even make me have better fashion sense; I'm so disappointed

I would also like to add to this “Reading gay books or watching gay tv shows/ movies” as some might say. So far no man I know has ever become a vampire based on reading something or seeing something in a show/ movie.

Omg and as a kid (my mums gay) some parents wouldn’t let us play with their kids in case we got them gay from living with gays 😂 my dad literally said one day to me and my little sister - “don’t drink out of Amanda’s cup or she’ll make you gay too” 😂

I think at the least gay people will make your child more comfortable to the idea of being gay and help them accept is. But someone is gay whether they know it or not, it’s not some decision but it’s whether or not you embrace or accept it really.

Interesting how a gay person goes to school with mostly straight people, live in a straight home, go to a straight church, surrounded by mostly straight co-workers but don't turn out straight!

And apparently so does touching your arsehole, according to some urban legend stuff that I have seen. No mate, it doesn't, clean your a**e.

As an asexual I feel like I was groomed for sexuality. It's everywhere and I have lost count of how many times someone has tried to pressure me to have sex.

For every gay couple your precious child has seen kissing, they probably saw 50 more straight couples. There is no logic in these people’s brains.

Sexuality is something you're born with but environmental causes have an impact on the sexuality too

Okay this one's just straight up stupid

Furry uh, content of a particular theming sparked my curiosity admittedly and i found myself over the years because of it

Your child is the person you treasure most in the world. They are who they are and your only job is to love and support them. I have a friend who has a gay child and genuinely believes that their sexuality is down to contact with other gay people. But not in the way that this statement is made. She loves all her kids equally and is equally proud of all of them. She just believes what she believes. Don’t always see an insult where it may not be intended. I know that this is usually an insult and homophobic but she opened my eyes. There are people out there who have strange beliefs but sometimes they don’t come from a bad place.

I've had a gay roommate, I'm not gay. I've had gay teachers, I'm not gay. I have gay friends, I'm not gay. I think probably everyone has some sort of connection with a gay person whether they know it or not.

That's what my mom thinks, it's really annoying

The only reaosn this might even LOOK "true" is because your child was already queer and just lacked any kind of vocabulary to articulate to themselves or others who they are and how they feel!!! I would have come out sooner as trans but I didn't know that was even a thing until I was an adult!

Do people seriously still believe this? 🤦🏽‍♀️

This is a case where astrology would be the more scientific explanation.

I am pansexual and non-binary and parents can definitely have an influence n their children's sexuality. If you kept taking them to pride parades or told them they were the opposite gender and transitioned them. Apart from that. I agree that they can't.

Or that gay men are all pedophiles. Grow the f*ck up.

lol i was raised in a strict god fearing home with homophobes as far as the eye can see. im about as straight as Lombard Street in San Francisco

The gay people my children have interacted with honestly have only made them happier because they are super cool people!

Wait. Don’t a lot of gay people have straight parents? And if you extend the logic a little bit, does that mean straight people make children gay, or make gay children? I’m straight, BTW. As far as far as I know, so are my adult sons, but I want answers to this!!

Oh boy, ill b good but kids nowadays are easily influenced and because of that, they want to be gay cause its the trendy thing to do.

Your liver and kidneys do that just fine on their own (most of the time).

If a black cat crosses your path...they are just heading someplace.

As an American, “WTF America?” is on a continuous loop in my head.

There could be. I mean there have been record temperatures lately so definitely hot women in alot of areas

If they offer a job making 50k a year, as a broad generality you're adding 500k a year to their bottom line. It's not true in all cases for all jobs at all companies but... yeah, car salesman, factory worker, etc etc it is true.

Being cold can lower immunity a bit, but it’s not the cause

The problem is when they are handled TOO much. That is not good for baby animals and birds, no matter how cute they are.

Or they will judge you. You can see that from the photo.

Don't be putting strangers genitalia in your mouth.

The ten minutes they make you wait after you get your COVID vax is to charge up the microchip wirelessly. Or, you know, to make sure you don't have a bad reaction. But the first one is a lot funnier to me.

What do you call people who practice the rhythm (pullout) method? Parents.

Snort laugh. Hope no one was eating at the time.

Relax, bro. Jesus