Her name is “Little Bit” and this is her first time ever coming near the big scary brown truck. She got extra biscuits for being so brave.

Bentley the Beggar is bellowing at the injustice of being limited to 3 biscuits.
Oh, the suffering...

The thing is, I am basically just a rock star in a big brown limousine. I pull up, open the door, and a throng of my adoring fans is waiting to mob me. Keeping them all happy is a tough job, but someone has to do it!

This big ol’ meathead is a real sweetheart. A tongue with 90 lbs of pit bull attached to it...

Game over. I’m done. She gets the whole damn box of biscuits...

Introducing Moof, he is an Anatolian Sheperd puppy who will weigh 150 lbs when he is full grown. Glad I get to make friends with him now!

She knows all about Three Biscuit Thursday!

First she stole my heart, now she just steals my biscuits...

14 years old and still acts like a puppy for the biscuits...

This sweet old senior Aussie is teaching his young buddy all about the finer points of biscuit mooching.

This sweet old Beagle looks just like my Molly who passed away 6 months ago. Extra biscuits!!

Her initial offer is one (1) stuffed toy in exchange for five (5) biscuits. She drives a hard bargain...

Oh look its a tongue with a pit bull attached to it!

Pit bull bleps are the best bleps.

Resistance is futile

The Alien Zombie Vampire dog offers firewood in exchange for biscuits.

The big brown truck is scary
but the biscuit is tempting....

This little turd has the perfect scam worked out.
It costs me one biscuit to get out of the door, another biscuit to get to the porch to deliver the package, and then another one to get him out of my way so I can leave!

She has defeated the Cone Of Shame and now demands her biscuit!

Silly Jilly is 10 years old today. She gets a Bonus birthday biscuit!

The time-honored barter system. This old guy is offering up a well chewed horse hoof in exchange for 5 biscuits. I may need to do some negotiating.

Her squeaky pig has a little hole in it so now it sounds like a whoopie cushion..

The mighty Cupcake is voicing her displeasure over my recent absence and demanding the appropriate biscuit tribute.

No shame. By all means just go ahead and help yourself!

Bonjour monsieur bulldog! Voulez-vous un biscuit?

This old guy wants the senior discount for Three Biscuit Thursday...

If dogs cant read calendars, how do they always know when it is Three Biscuit Thursday?

That face they make when you tell them that Triple Biscuit Tuesdays have been discontinued....

The local Biscuit Mafia is shaking me down...