If it can be fixed in ten minutes or less, mention it discretely - this covers spinach in teeth, open flies, or partially undone ponytail. Anything else, shut up.

OK, be ready for some loud farts :))))))

Everyone's personal space is different. If you're struggling mentally it'll likely get larger and if you're like my friend it's tiny. When we talk at a function I end up backing away gradually so we end up at the other side of the room..

And learn that it is not to be used in the living-room / bedroom.

Honestly, if this happened, it would make me more embarrassed, because people are horrible actors, and instead of having a slight hope that no one notices, now i am sure that everyone noticed and both of us are making this embarrassing.

As the person wearing headphones, this. I have to be nice and make small talk all day as part of my job. Headphone time is me time, and you making me miss the chorus to make more small talk is not helping.

Don't build bathroom stalls with gaps!

Please make sure to check with me first though.

And if you borrow an item of clothing or a wig wash the item before you return it!!! I have stopped lending costumes and wigs to my theatre group because I have had them returned unwashed too many times.

Now if CVS would make their receipt two ply....

You're not old you're experienced

Don't be rude. Period!

Parents can and should apologise to their children. My parents would never say sorry even if they were in the wrong,.

Your mom does not work here!! Clean your work area when done.

Or anyone with a walking aid. I stopped using the bus after no one would give up their seat for me. I walk with a stick and can't balance on a moving bus.

It is a delicate balance though. There are such things as "you should have known by now" and e.g. exposing that you have failed to learn how to tie you shoes in first grade and have never cought up on the skill since, says alot about either your abilities to learn or your attitude and efforts. It may end up costing you a lot on the respect front and your relationship with other people may suffer as a consequense. However in most cases owning up to you lacking abilities and taking the actions to correct a wrong, can be the best thing you can do for "future you".

True

The concept of a "best friend" is very primary-school. Friends come and go according to geography and circumstances. Enjoy the ones you are with.

life constantly changes and you have to adapt to it. That means that you will discover sides of yourself at the different stages of life, that you can have a hard time imagining before you get some concrete experiences to hang them on. E.g. most people that end up divorsing their spouse probably did not see that one comming when they said yes at the church, and thought that the feelings they had at that time would last forever. But things happens and people change with time.

Praying achieves nothing. Get off your a*s and get the ball rolling.

I always told my customers there are no stupid questions unless you're asking them a third time.

I mean, I would rather not, seeing as I don’t have a d**k and whatnot, but i can give it a try.

You need to specify that you mean fist fighting. I have been fighting my local council for years over their rotten decisions. And where would the world be if Ukraine did not fight Russia, or if the Allies had backed down from fighting Hitler? Sometimes fighting is the right thing to do.

Unless it is a chronic issue, let someone cancelling slide. An introvert may not have the energy to cope with the world today, a mother can just be too exhausted, or the barista at the coffee house finally got the courage to ask out their favorite customer. We are friends for who we are not for what we do. However, someone who chronically flakes and doesn't say why shows the friendship is one sided.

And return it right away when you’re done with it. Don’t make the person you borrowed it from have to go on a scavenger hunt to get their stuff back.

The best answer to "have you got a spare x" is "I don't know I'm not dead yet". (Obv not in the case of food for the hungry and similar)

Unless it's a cemetery 😳😳😳

If that's the case, most people would never talk

See guys. This is why you have ✨low expectations✨. A lot of people are going to hate me for this, but imo, having low standards and surprising yourself is a lot better than being disappointed

Your muscles relax. Your muscles loosen immediately after death, releasing any strain on your bowel and bladder. As a result, most people poop and pee at death. Your skin may also sag, making it easier to see your bone structure beneath. Your temperature drops Your blood gets pulled downward Your body stiffens. A few days after death, your body’s tissue breaks down, causing the stiff parts to relax again. There is always room for facts.

Unless you live in Australia :)

Nah, some of the most dangerous people are the idiots with a huge level of confidence. Know your skill level and your limits, and say it if you don't think you can manage a task and get the help needed. That will result in a much better outcome than just confidently start doing something you simple cannot, and paying the price of failing (this price can in some cases be you life). Most people are tired of those fake persons they run into (consultants, salespeople etc.) who project that they can do anything and promises the world, only to be trapped and discover too late that the overpromised and underdelivered. Being honest about what you can do, and what you cannot, can be vertue. It makes you relatable and people tend to trust someone who knows that they are flawed, and works around it and learn, more than those who send out a signal that they think they are the best person in the world at everything (no one can do this, the world is simply too big for you to have enough time).

"Did you kill the victim?" "No. What about you?"

If it affects my income or my quality of life, it is my business.