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#2

What A Mild Inconvenience

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117points

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Rebelliousslug 6 months ago

You reap what you sow

114points

#3

Today Was My Friend's 30th Birthday. This Was His Cake

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115points

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Antonia 6 months ago

I like this one.. lol

35points

You can plan, organize and prepare for your birthday party and still get it wrong in other people’s eyes. Everyone is entitled to their opinion, and though it’s impossible to get everyone on board, as long as you and your closest people enjoy it, it’s all you could wish for.

However, we live in a world where even the most private gatherings get shared with strangers online, and people have no filter whatsoever.

#4

My Sausage And Mashed Potato Birthday Cake

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93points

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NapQueen 6 months ago

Can't go wrong with a bit of Cumberland!

18points

#5

The Youth Are Our Future

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90points

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Mimi La Souris 6 months ago

if the 9yo is me, i love potatoes !!!! never judge a child's love :D (never judge, dot)

29points

#6

My Son Loves Trash Cans And Garbage Trucks, So For His 2nd Birthday I Made Him A Dumpster Cake

Final score:

90points

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glowworm2 6 months ago

This is exactly what the little guy wanted so it's a win!

21points

When reading and hearing what other people think is right and wrong, we've gotten to a set of rules for organizing regular birthday parties that wouldn't insult others. So today, we are going to go through a list of things that could help you prepare for your next party without making it a distasteful tragedy.

One part that most of these people got halfway right is choosing a theme. However, the other part that they forgot to consider is to ask themselves if this is age-appropriate and/or if it is subtle or too out there.

#7

The Worst Birthday Party Ever

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86points

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whodunnitfan2013 6 months ago (edited)

I'd facepalm and laugh my aśs off. Mostly laugh my aśs off.

27points

#8

My Mom Paid A Stranger To Be A Clown At My Sister's Birthday. This Image Still Haunts Me

Final score:

86points

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flower petals 6 months ago

“A stranger…!” You might be lucky to be alive.. 😳

30points

#9

Happy Birthday, Richard

Final score:

84points

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Lame Llama 6 months ago

Hey, bp, D**k is a name! Whoever censored this has a problem.

41points

Dumb teenager 6 months ago

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Lame Llama 6 months ago

D i c k D I C K D I C K

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flower petals 6 months ago

They also censor k n o b if it isn’t spaced.. 🙄

5points

Upstaged75 6 months ago

It's not a "who". It's a computer program. And it's been censored for years. Let's just get over it already.

3points

UncleJohn3000 6 months ago

Unless the sign is using it as a verb.

1point

Dumpster Fire 6 months ago

I read it as a verb.

1point

Clown fish 6 months ago

It's not censored now

0points

Justapanda 6 months ago

It's fixed!

-1point

ZGutr 6 months ago

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sbj 6 months ago

That 'thing' next to him is terrifying

7points

Jack Burton 6 months ago

D**k is quite a real name... But damn that mascot is scarry

4points

Lame Llama 6 months ago

So according to BP, the actor name would be D**k Van Dyke. This is hilarious.

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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 6 months ago

Richard Evans of Red Letter Media. If you haven't checked out their YouTube, I highly recommend it. A bunch of guys in Milwaukie who drink beer and watch movies. That's about it, but they're damn good at it.

4points

Dana V 6 months ago

:D That's Rich Evans from RLM

1point

ConstantlyJon 6 months ago

1000000% that mascot has dicked birthday boys before

1point

Catharina Geerts 6 months ago (edited)

I know it's a name, but I've always found it weird, that the name Richard was shortened this way. Especially since there is also another abbreviation: Rick. Sounds much nicer and much more logical.

0points

Craig Moody 6 months ago

"This is not a request"

0points

Apachebathmat 6 months ago

I will not!

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Michael Largey 6 months ago

I had a classmate whose last name was D**k. And his parents named him Richard. The problem was what to call him. "Rick D**k" was too rhymey, and "D**k D**k" was too repetitive. We finally settled on "Rich D**k", because that was what he actually was.

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Lee 6 months ago

I have an equally terrifying photo of me in a Wimpys in 1989.

0points

In regards to food and drink, we all expect cake, and we love personalization; however, simple, tasty, reliable cake can go a long way. We already saw how horribly wrong the decorating can go, especially if you are making it yourself. True, they can be way more fun, but this time we are covering the tragedy-evading scenarios.

#10

Costco-Themed Birthday Party Was A Smashing Success

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83points

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whodunnitfan2013 6 months ago

There are much worse things for a child to be interested in than Costco or CVS...

36points

#11

My Friends Made Me A Birthday Cake This Weekend

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82points

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sturmwesen 6 months ago

the bible accurate angel Garfield?

65points

#12

Strange Place To Have A Birthday Party

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80points

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flower petals 6 months ago

I’m not sure I’d like the… presents. 🚽😶

27points

As far as games and activities go, I think we are already past that clown at kids' birthdays phase. Instead, it’s way more efficient to invest in engaging games or creative stations to both have fun and enriching experiences. Add a curated music playlist to the background, and you have yourself a party that probably won’t end up in this thread.

#13

My Best Friend's Birthday Cake

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78points

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sturmwesen 6 months ago

a bomb hedgehog pig?

28points

#14

So My Mom Made This For My 7-Year-Old Niece's Birthday. She Said, "They're Taking A Bubble Bath"

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75points

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𝖊𝖜𝖔𝛋 6 months ago

Pretty sure it’s a creepy altar in serial killer’s lair. But let’s go with Barbie bubble bath ;) /s

45points

#15

This Was The Entertainment For My First Birthday Party. I'm The One In The Overalls

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65points

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Multa Nocte 6 months ago

At least you can trace your lifelong trauma from this event.

44points

#16

This Birthday Cake

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64points

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Rebelliousslug 6 months ago

I feel like narcotics may have participated in this cake’s decoration

37points

#17

What The Hell, Buca Di Beppo? Who Wants Their Kid's Birthday Party Overseen By The Pope?

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63points

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Donna Peluda 6 months ago

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64points

#18

An 80th Birthday Cake Was Shared On A Local Facebook Page To Advertise The Bakery. Just A Bit Tacky

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61points

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Marcos Valencia 6 months ago

At 80, I would hope it really contains VGR.

14points

#19

Not Sure Who I Feel Most Sorry For: The Birthday Boy, The Guests, Or The Cake

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57points

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Uncanny 6 months ago

Well he is 267yo (or possibly 627?), so he’s probably totally over the whole birthday thing.

41points

#20

The Theme For This 1-Year-Old’s Birthday Is “Pizza Party” And Not “Let’s Cut The Baby Up” Like I Originally Thought, Thanks To The Writing On The Balloon Wall

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57points

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NapQueen 6 months ago

I love it!

14points

#21

Last Weekend, I Inadvertently Attended An 11-Year-Old's Playboy-Themed Birthday Party

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55points

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Rebelliousslug 6 months ago

That’s just gross. I thought maybe they didn’t know what the logo was for until I saw the magazine.

83points

#22

What A Fantastic Way To Behave At Your 7-Year-Old's Birthday Party

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54points

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Rebelliousslug 6 months ago

If this was a decent photo I’d hate to see the indecent ones

58points

#23

How Entitled Some People Can Be

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54points

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Hippopotamuses 6 months ago

If at first you don't suceed. Try again, and again, and again.....

22points

#24

Let's Just Take A Hand-Bra Picture At The Beach Next To My Dad And Friend To Show My Gratitude Toward Him On His Birthday

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53points

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NapQueen 6 months ago

ERM...??

69points

#25

Evidently, This Was Rented For Some Guy's 75th Birthday. He Actually Looked Pretty Thrilled About It

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53points

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flower petals 6 months ago

Kenmobile 💕

28points

#26

Happy 14th Birthday. Let's Get Your First Tattoo. Love, Mom

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50points

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NapQueen 6 months ago

If you haven't started growing hair, you're not old enough for a tattoo.....

48points

#27

When You Want To Wish A Kid A Happy Birthday But You’re A Giant Rat

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50points

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Delenn 6 months ago

The rat is tired of life

27points

#28

Worst Birthday Party Venue Of The Week

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49points

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troufaki13 6 months ago

Is this like a fetish or something? It's the second post on toilet bday parties 🤢🤮

23points

#29

I Want To Show My Father Entertaining My Childhood Birthday Parties

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46points

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Hippopotamuses 6 months ago

You all good now?

20points

#30

A 16-Year-Old Boy's Birthday Cake With An E-Cigarette Decoration, Posted By His Mother

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46points

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flower petals 6 months ago

Some people...🤭 I wonder how many likes this got.

22points

#31

This Nightmare Fuel Birthday Party

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46points

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Uncanny 6 months ago

Imagine your outdoor sensor light coming on in the middle of the night, and peeking thru the blinds to see this trio in your yard. Standing just like that.

29points