Perfect!

Oh that’s not a stray, it’s your new cat

and a bad case of photoshop

I'd rather give birth to the kiwi

I wonder which kind of photo they will do with those melons. 🤔

Look, Napoleon, you're gonna get thick like this guy if you do not get your diet on point.

What a great deal.... Hang on a mo 😂😂😂

My heart bleeds....what a fraud!!!!

Banksy was really bored during the quarantine.

She’s a brick. Couch. She’s mighty, mighty, letting it all hang out. (Admit that you sang it in the comments and make my day brighter, you magnificent bastards).

I thought it was "Born to be fried"

THIRST

Learned the hard way why not to put dish soap in the dishwasher...

Clever 😍

Looks like those Victorian staged decapitation photos.

As a Brit, I can confirm that I and anyone else from here would forever be stuck behind that door, queuing in obedience

It's OK guys, this is a parallel universe, where everything is the opposite to the way it iss in our universe. How do I know? Just check out the ATOYOT.

These yellow stripes are glued to the road (in most parts of Europe these are used during roadworks). Sometimes the glueing went wrong, so they get blown around and re-glued by traffic. No idea why they stick better the second time. In Europe these tangled dividers are often seen, especially when they were applied during rainy or very cold weather. Works the same with black stripes (on the right).

The perfect depiction of my hangover days at work.

I've had those days at work too.

You had JUST ONE JOB

Oops 🤣 🤣

That is terrible...

Those hay fever sneezes will get you every time.

Ouch! Looks like the painter forgot to use caution cones!

Hmmmmmmmmm???????

No ocifer, I has not been drink,

I think the road maintenance guy was a little tipsy

Ah, when the Vodka kicks in ....

Happy Hour must have started a little too early.

Yeah like you've never had a bee after you at work?

Remember people, don’t drink and paint

You had one job...

BEE!!!!!

🎵 Insisting that the world keep turning our way And our way Is on the road again Just can't wait to get on the road again 🎶

not a single person in this neighborhood has passed the field sobriety test.

TP goes OVER not under! So many rolls to correct!

Long night, eh?

It's creative advertisement with live demonstration.

Cant say if i like it or hate it.

POV: Me trying to set boundaries

It was Sarah's first time working on the assembly line.

I'm shaken to the core. Or it was an earthquake.

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This is not conjoined twins. It’s one woman with her head over the shoulder of her friend, hugging from behind. Accidentally, the effect unfortunately mimics the look of the famous twins, whose names escape me, who had that tv show.

It's better than using an elastic band and less painful taking it off

Protein

I hope it's not permanent

"See, this happens if you keep chewing your nails."