To people can reach a compromise when they lower their standards just the right amount. Gimme a definition of 'true love' that everyone can agree on!

It's usually the loud and annoying ones who forget

noooo its pretty less

Yup, totally me 24/7/365.

lmfao

Let's hope 2021 will not be bad idea too

Not even in 2021.

preach

Gandhi never said that!

Worth to try, but how to convince so many morons to do it?

Many people deserves to say them this

Lol.. Hahaha. I post them 1000% of the time. I use them to help my own mental health. I like them more then regular people/ friends and their posts/ life. My mental health is sh*t, but the posts help me stay positive a tiny bit. I also keep a lot on my phone downloaded.

Cheers to that

Sometime, we dont even need an excuse to be bored.

im now inspired to lie down and just nap under three blankets (bc its below freezing)

and boop some snoots too

Every day

i go to the bathroom to avoid the chaos in my house

But if you know all about everything and you even know it better than anyone else, you are allowed to tweet it.

Be happy that he gave you four forks, instead of just one.

I have an old 2011 Nokia because I don't care about apps or people texing me.

i would much rather stay in my blanket burrito than... *shudder* work

lies. everyone knows the gays are immortal gods

I do s**t on weekends that I regret everyday. This is a level-up.

Yes. It leads you to the misery of praying that Monday never comes

Charger sold seperately, attaches to left armpit

Dance like you have a loved one to embarrass!