Well, technically, at a certain point it turns into "too early", so...

It takes many muscles to blur a "U" so that it looks like a U formed with nine pixels only.

it's worse because you feel that you cannot relate with the quote, so as a result you feel like a loser but elevated to one million argg omg how I hate the "inspirational" quotes. It's good to say f**k, s**t, f**k f**k f**k when you feel bad, it's better to throw papers all around and let the anger loose, much more relaxing than trying to fit in Yesterday I was so pissed off that I kicked a bunch of empty boxes and I felt much better afterwards.

Amen!

Dogs get depressed too

Well, this is so true~

We all have that friend, don't we?

Haaaa!

Gandhi liked to sleep naked with very young girls. Not saying he molested anyone, but what kind of person likes to lay to sleep with underage naked girls? There's something to think about there, right?

Oh, how I wish that was true...

Oh so true...

and an empty bottle

every week we pass by each other and glare

But that's a paradox..

Great, then I wont have to worry about the dishes for a couple of days!

Punctuation matters

This one sounds like Garfield.

Same with cats and I'm jealous of my cat (she has no Idea what's going on and can almost do whatever she wants whenever she wants to and is loved and cared for)

Look into the deep heart, everyone is terrible in some way~

Its called being stinking rich

I need a Twix moment. images-5be...0bcf4.jpeg

and hunger!!!

OMG, this is about me, isn't it?

usually I rephrase that with I wish I WASN'T here

no in this lifetime, maybe when I reincarnate as Ghandi

Yeah, like those extra spicy tamales I just ate.

Leading cause of insomnia...

mother trucker, dude! that regret hurt like a buttcheek on a stick!

That's actually not a bad idea at all if you look at it closer. For them to never find out, you'd have to try to be on their level, striving up rather than falling down. It is a lot healthier in a way to fall for someone "better" than you so you try to improve yourself to their level instead of the other way round.

Unless you have nightmares. 😱

count me in

And then taking a nap.

Yes, no one gives a damn. Unless someone asks, keep it to yourself.

In my case, I wouldn't sleep for a month.

complaining my third hobby after sleeping and crying

Ok now science gets weird. Glucose ( sugar) solution gives babies in pain, pain relief. There is something in chocolate that helps depressed brains lighten up a little.

You say best... (you say beeeeeest) when you say nothin' at all ♬♪

Just dont try in the first place

Amateurs. I have charging cable reaching up to my bed. Battery is not running out on me. Not while I am in bed.

That's actually oddly inspirational.

To enjoy it again I guess?

Mine is sleeping~

So do what makes you happy.. you know.. with all those things you always said you would do when you knew you were dying. Because you are dying. We all are :)

I need to send this to my bff on Halloween

True, so much of life people waste behind their phones taking picture for likes rather than enjoying the experience.

always

Other people actually have valid opinions and differing points of view?!? OH THE HORROR!

If you can love me, then I will try to be your pizza~

My husband before his first 2 coffee every single morning.

coffee coffee coffee, I cannot even muster a thought without it

OMG, I love sleeping, I hate phone calls and endless jobs~

Also ensure that it can't be made into a horrible, scarring, nickname in grade school.

It's a beautiful day outside. Birds are singing, flowers are blooming. On days like these, kids like you... Should shut the f*ck up and read some bored panda.

If you make love to a virgin . . . they have NOTHING to compare you to . . .

No one cares about your stupid rudeness. 😋

OMG , so right

That's when you say "Well, you're not the one wearing it, then."

Hey, Guys... There are 60 other messages of hate, anger, self loathing, loneliness, apathy and despair. This is entertainment, not life coaching.