Sometimes we need a little pick me up when life has dealt us a difficult hand, and inspiring quotes are a great way to do that. They are so uplifting they sound like they came straight from your parent's mouth, 'you're special' or 'you can do anything if you put your mind to it,' and let's not forget 'when life gives you lemons make lemonade,' and all the other happy-go-lucky bullcrap of motivational quotes. Well for all the realists out there who are tired of too much sugar in their lemonade, the uninspirational quotes account is back with more funnyinspiring quotes.
Be forewarned these short quotes are not here to make you feel like a special unique snowflake, they are here to remind you that if at first, you don't succeed, you should probably give up and that staying in bed is always the best decision for all the sad people. Scroll down for a healthy serving of sugar-free, sarcastic and hilarious helping of quotes!
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it's worse because you feel that you cannot relate with the quote, so as a result you feel like a loser but elevated to one million argg omg how I hate the "inspirational" quotes. It's good to say f**k, s**t, f**k f**k f**k when you feel bad, it's better to throw papers all around and let the anger loose, much more relaxing than trying to fit in Yesterday I was so pissed off that I kicked a bunch of empty boxes and I felt much better afterwards.
Gandhi liked to sleep naked with very young girls. Not saying he molested anyone, but what kind of person likes to lay to sleep with underage naked girls? There's something to think about there, right?
Great, then I wont have to worry about the dishes for a couple of days!
Look into the deep heart, everyone is terrible in some way~
That's actually not a bad idea at all if you look at it closer. For them to never find out, you'd have to try to be on their level, striving up rather than falling down. It is a lot healthier in a way to fall for someone "better" than you so you try to improve yourself to their level instead of the other way round.
Amateurs. I have charging cable reaching up to my bed. Battery is not running out on me. Not while I am in bed.
True, so much of life people waste behind their phones taking picture for likes rather than enjoying the experience.
Other people actually have valid opinions and differing points of view?!? OH THE HORROR!
OMG, I love sleeping, I hate phone calls and endless jobs~
Also ensure that it can't be made into a horrible, scarring, nickname in grade school.
If you make love to a virgin . . . they have NOTHING to compare you to . . .
Hey, Guys... There are 60 other messages of hate, anger, self loathing, loneliness, apathy and despair. This is entertainment, not life coaching.
Valentine's Day is hard on two kinds of people: Those who are in a committed relationship, and those who aren't. Valentine's Day sucks.
To me, some of them are actually inspiring to strive for the exact opposite. :-)
Load More Replies...I have a calendar similar to this. A few of my favorites: "If ugliness was measured in bricks, you'd be the Great Wall of China" "I don't burn bridges, I just loosen the bolts a bit each day" "I came. I saw. I make it awkward." "Don't judge a man until you've walked a mile in his shoes. Then, if he gets angry, he'll be a mile away and barefoot"
To me, some of them are actually inspiring to strive for the exact opposite. :-)
Load More Replies...I have a calendar similar to this. A few of my favorites: "If ugliness was measured in bricks, you'd be the Great Wall of China" "I don't burn bridges, I just loosen the bolts a bit each day" "I came. I saw. I make it awkward." "Don't judge a man until you've walked a mile in his shoes. Then, if he gets angry, he'll be a mile away and barefoot"