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Greg Larsen is an award-winning actor, writer, director, comedian and podcaster from Melbourne, Australia. He’s best known for his work in The Grub Podcast, At Home Alone Together, Get Krack!n, and Tonightly with Tom Ballard.

Back in August of 2020, Greg went to Twitter with a bit of a wild idea—he asked his followers to name the absolute most evil people on the planet—people like genocidal dictators, serial killers, and the like.

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AUSTIN COREY 3 years ago

lol

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Janoel Murrey 3 years ago

pfft lol

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Janoel Murrey 3 years ago

oh god i love this

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Jon S. 3 years ago

Don't forget that Bin Laden was a war hero who fought the commies with Reagan

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The internet was keen to respond immediately after this tweet went live. Now, many were posting actual historical figures, like Joseph Stalin, Adolf Hitler, and Kim Jong Un, but others spiced it up, suggesting more than just politicians and infamous people in history.

The list quickly grew with the likes of Joffrey Baratheon from Game of Thrones, Immortan Joe from Mad Max, Bowser from the Mario universe, The Borg from Star Trek, and many more.

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Joshua Nowell 3 years ago

lol

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Gary Garcia 3 years ago

Covid literally destroyed the annual influenza epidemic. Good on you Covid-19.

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birdie asf 3 years ago

HELPING THE BRITISH ECONOMY- LMAO WHY IS THIS SOMETHING THEY WOULD ACTUALLY SAY

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Forrest McCanless 3 years ago

Well, actually, yes.

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Yet others took a more comic approach and suggested defending the likes of Mr. Burns from The Simpsons, Wile E. Coyote from Road Runner, and Ursula from The Little Mermaid. There was even one person who put up a picture of Vegemite iSnack 2.0 and asked to defend the marketing guy who invented it.

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Maddy_BobaTea 3 years ago

Greg you are playing a dangerous game....

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Mintchinchilla 3 years ago

no.....

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Theron Carpenter 3 years ago

ummm identity theft

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Paul Budhram 3 years ago

lol

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The thread garnered nearly 80,000 likes with over 18,000 retweets and over 6,000 quote tweets in mere days. If you want, you can check out the whole thread here.

But before you go, why not let us know which defenses you loved the most or what other evil people you would like to see defended in the comment section below!

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*insert funny name* 3 years ago

I feel like I have to post something, because currently there are no comments here

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Nevits Yibble 3 years ago

There's this one

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Rainy Day Wolf 3 years ago

Those vegans trying to tell people what to eat!

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kjorn 3 years ago

you're a canibalophobist!

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Roger Haywood 3 years ago

Also, canibalism is not illegal. Killing them to eat, is.

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Marcellus the Third 3 years ago

Depends on your jurisdiction! Just like euthanasia. (Unrelatedly, I heard the method influences the flavor but I've always stuck to the same so I don't know.)

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Leah Helbig 3 years ago

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qwerty 3 years ago

Might want to double-check that...

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Thomas Duncan 3 years ago

ummm no...Satan doesn't KILL anyone.

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*insert funny name* 3 years ago

Greg Larsen for president!

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*insert funny name* 3 years ago

Lmao

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Deziree Mccullough 3 years ago

them dam hippes lolits a joke

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littlesaresare 3 years ago

I'm dying at "he committed so much self defense". 😆

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J. F. 3 years ago

Ever saw his haircut? That itself is a violation of every possible international resolution

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Finn Jager 3 years ago

It is indeed the planets fault for not being careful where to float, just like an automobile not looking at the road and crashing into a motorcycle.

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MAX THOMPSON 3 years ago

Oh man this shattered my fantasy's.

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Scagsy 3 years ago

Also, he didn't kill himself

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TheReader19 3 years ago

Grey Larsen is officially Satan and big pharma combined

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Janoel Murrey 3 years ago

HAHHAHAHAHAHA OMG OMFG THIS IS SO FUNNY HAHAHAHA

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Aragorn II Elessar 3 years ago

Love the fact that the response doesn’t know what inquisition means

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Nevits Yibble 3 years ago

This is actually the argument you hear from Manson worshipers and apologists today. Problem is you're still guilty of murder if you have someone else do it for you

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Joran Quinten 3 years ago

He's (or was) actually considered a national hero in Romania if I'm not mistaken, for defending against the Ottoman Empire

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Virgil Blue 3 years ago

I love ketchup. That is all.

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depressePANcake 3 years ago

I mean he’s not wrong.

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Finn Jager 3 years ago

Sauron just wanted to be known under a good name, look at what happend to him......

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CatWoman312 3 years ago

And he likes little girls

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Jasiri the cyborg lion 3 years ago

So true

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Another Fool on the Hill 3 years ago

Is Lenin in fact pictured as one of the evil ones? As far as I know, he just wanted to improve the life of everyone but the tsar's...

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MAX THOMPSON 3 years ago

Where is jeffrey dohmer?

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LittleMissLotus 3 years ago

I both love and hate how accurate this is, oh my gosh. I swear, 95% of the conservative arguments I see on social media look exactly like this, and generally rely on logical fallacies instead of hard evidence.

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N G 3 years ago

It is TERRIFYING how accurate his responses are!

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SirPatTheCat 3 years ago

You know you're good when I *know* this is a joke but it's still pissing me off a bit haha

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Carmen Sandiego 3 years ago

Right? Also (unrelated) I have a challenge to anyone who can accept. Defend VILE.

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Curry on... 3 years ago

Watch the brain dead start circulating this sarcasm as fact.

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Leo Domitrix 3 years ago

Precisely my fear and reason I had to quit reading.

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WilvanderHeijden 3 years ago

He is spot on with the endless repetitions of "arguments" that conservatives use. "Show me the evidence." is one of their biggest favorites. But when you show them the evidence their inevitable reply is :" Yeah, fake news from lame stream media. Stay blind."

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Leo Domitrix 3 years ago

I once told such a person, "Why is it my job to prove you wrong? Prove yourself right." ... Haven't gotten a reply yet. That was, oh, 2015?...

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Joseph Cheung 3 years ago

Did people not read the title? The whole point is getting seeing the absurdity of conservative logic. You don't need metal gymnastics to understand, just read the title, lol.

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angie but who cares 3 years ago

this is hysterical

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Leo Domitrix 3 years ago

I had to quit. B/c it started to read more like my neighbor who spouts Newsmax/etc.

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CatWoman312 3 years ago

These are awesome! He should do the reverse where he uses Republican logic to make good people bad

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No Username 3 years ago

This is hilarious, but per seeing some of the comments, I think one has to have a acute sense of sarcasm to actually get these.

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littlesaresare 3 years ago

Or one could just read the title. 🤷‍♀️

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ADHORTATOR 3 years ago

this man is strong!

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Tina Hugh 3 years ago

Trump: After he failed to destroy our republic, he didn't randomly nuke anyone out of frustration.

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Laugh or not 3 years ago

This is one of the most amazing piece of rhetoric I have ever read. It is terrifying and beautiful at the same time.

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qwerty 3 years ago

Spot-on.

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El Dee 3 years ago

The catchphrases are spot on and I still can't get over how they've shortened 'Anti Fascist' to 'Antifa' so as to hide the fact that if you take the opposing view you are backing Fascism..

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Intrigued Panda 3 years ago

If only he did Comrade Napoleon (Animal Farm).

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Marcellus the Third 3 years ago

There's already Stalin in the list, who is Comrade Napoleon in the book!?

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Kill-Homophobia-With-Cuteness 3 years ago

i- i love this so much

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Emilycookie 3 years ago

I wish i knew who most of these characters are

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Ezigma 3 years ago

I was waiting for someone to say Trump lol.

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Mewton’s Third Paw 3 years ago

Leave it to Bored Panda users to ruin a thread with their complete lack of understanding of the premise. This one is better for reddit.

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Dirk Daring 3 years ago

Casey Anthony?

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Wolfowl 3 years ago

The Radiance.

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Dana 2.0 3 years ago

Lemme take a stab at this. "This is simple- the majority rules. 99% of Hallownest's population supports her, but of course the leftists cry 'brainwashing' or 'infection' the second things don't go their way. Not to mention they don't have a better alternative- what, are they gonna prop their dead king up to replace her? It's just stupid."

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Conservative Christian 2 years ago

as a conservative, this is funny

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prov dawg 3 years ago

Can we agree that by adding in or leaving out context on purpose, things can be skewed to manipulate the audience. If you want these things to not exist, start demanding that people in arguments/debates give all information, not just whatever suits their side of the story. If they don't do so, instantly agree with the other side. It's simple, people either want the unbiased truth to prevail, or to win for their own benefit only. Learn to spot the difference.

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Eevi 3 years ago

It was fun until he stopped defending them and started blaiming lefts for everything. (I know he is kidding, but it would be more fun if he would just defend the villains instead of saying that the only reason they are bad is because of the lefties.)

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Aria Whitaker 3 years ago (edited)

But he was using the arguments and logic that American Conservatives display....and the fact is that they DO say that the reason they are "bad" is because they are "leftists"...with NO other qualifying criteria. That is the point. They make no good points other than "Lefty=Bad". This was not supposed to be an ACTUAL defense of the villians...it was supposed to be a defense USING CONSERVATIVE LOGIC....and that IS the defense that they use 9 times out of 10.

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panda123 3 years ago

These are funny and there are plenty of conservatives that argue like this, but not all conservatives argue like this and there are plenty of progressives that do too. What someone thinks and how they think are two different things.

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BlahBlahBlackSheepah 3 years ago

Im guessing you're an all lives matter, not all men kinda guy

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Mewton’s Third Paw 3 years ago

MuH bOtH sIdEs

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panda123 3 years ago

The world is more like the chart on the left than the chart on the right 311-agreem...20-png.jpg

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Kaylea Sais-van Vliet 3 years ago

Careful, people don't like nuance these days. But seriously, imagine thinking that every person that believes something different than you is either evil or moronic... what a sad way to live.

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Sleazy Weaver 3 years ago (edited)

You're right, it is sensible to question sources. However, conservatives don't wait for the actual evidence to come out. They say "But what if the Roadrunner was being bad & Wile was acting in self defense!" & act as if that "what if" is the truth. They pretend to be questioning sources, but it's just an excuse to say "I'm right, you're wrong."

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Viviane 3 years ago

You can create post on Panda or go on Twitter if you want. If you don't feel up to the challenge, get a comedian friend to help you with the responses.

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qwerty 3 years ago

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Aliquid A 3 years ago (edited)

Why? It would make sense for him to say left in all of them, that's kind of the point.

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Mewton’s Third Paw 3 years ago

You can’t do the opposite. This is making fun of incorrect idiots. You can’t as easily make fun of someone who is correct.

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Joseph Cheung 3 years ago

This you?: Don't joke about hitler...my great great grandma died.

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Aria Whitaker 3 years ago

But he has an aweome understanding of what Conservatives sound like to everyone else. Sorry you all may not be self aware enough to realize that THIS is what you sound like to rational people, but hey, its the truth.

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Sleazy Weaver 3 years ago (edited)

Oh cool, you're good at satire too! I like the part about "sane conservatives," that's hilarious. Oh, I'm sorry. You said "consevative".

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Jen Gem 3 years ago

I have seen every single one of these arguments on social media by conservatives. This is awesome!

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qwerty 3 years ago

Funny. Have you considered the entire point of this article?

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N G 3 years ago

It is TERRIFYING how accurate his responses are!

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SirPatTheCat 3 years ago

You know you're good when I *know* this is a joke but it's still pissing me off a bit haha

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Carmen Sandiego 3 years ago

Right? Also (unrelated) I have a challenge to anyone who can accept. Defend VILE.

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Curry on... 3 years ago

Watch the brain dead start circulating this sarcasm as fact.

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Leo Domitrix 3 years ago

Precisely my fear and reason I had to quit reading.

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Leo Domitrix 3 years ago

I once told such a person, "Why is it my job to prove you wrong? Prove yourself right." ... Haven't gotten a reply yet. That was, oh, 2015?...

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Joseph Cheung 3 years ago

Did people not read the title? The whole point is getting seeing the absurdity of conservative logic. You don't need metal gymnastics to understand, just read the title, lol.

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angie but who cares 3 years ago

this is hysterical

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Leo Domitrix 3 years ago

I had to quit. B/c it started to read more like my neighbor who spouts Newsmax/etc.

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CatWoman312 3 years ago

These are awesome! He should do the reverse where he uses Republican logic to make good people bad

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No Username 3 years ago

This is hilarious, but per seeing some of the comments, I think one has to have a acute sense of sarcasm to actually get these.

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littlesaresare 3 years ago

Or one could just read the title. 🤷‍♀️

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ADHORTATOR 3 years ago

this man is strong!

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Tina Hugh 3 years ago

Trump: After he failed to destroy our republic, he didn't randomly nuke anyone out of frustration.

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Laugh or not 3 years ago

This is one of the most amazing piece of rhetoric I have ever read. It is terrifying and beautiful at the same time.

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qwerty 3 years ago

Spot-on.

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El Dee 3 years ago

The catchphrases are spot on and I still can't get over how they've shortened 'Anti Fascist' to 'Antifa' so as to hide the fact that if you take the opposing view you are backing Fascism..

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Intrigued Panda 3 years ago

If only he did Comrade Napoleon (Animal Farm).

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Marcellus the Third 3 years ago

There's already Stalin in the list, who is Comrade Napoleon in the book!?

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Kill-Homophobia-With-Cuteness 3 years ago

i- i love this so much

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Emilycookie 3 years ago

I wish i knew who most of these characters are

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Ezigma 3 years ago

I was waiting for someone to say Trump lol.

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Mewton’s Third Paw 3 years ago

Leave it to Bored Panda users to ruin a thread with their complete lack of understanding of the premise. This one is better for reddit.

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Dirk Daring 3 years ago

Casey Anthony?

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Wolfowl 3 years ago

The Radiance.

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Conservative Christian 2 years ago

as a conservative, this is funny

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BlahBlahBlackSheepah 3 years ago

Im guessing you're an all lives matter, not all men kinda guy

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Mewton’s Third Paw 3 years ago

MuH bOtH sIdEs

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panda123 3 years ago

The world is more like the chart on the left than the chart on the right 311-agreem...20-png.jpg

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Kaylea Sais-van Vliet 3 years ago

Careful, people don't like nuance these days. But seriously, imagine thinking that every person that believes something different than you is either evil or moronic... what a sad way to live.

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Viviane 3 years ago

You can create post on Panda or go on Twitter if you want. If you don't feel up to the challenge, get a comedian friend to help you with the responses.

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qwerty 3 years ago

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Aliquid A 3 years ago (edited)

Why? It would make sense for him to say left in all of them, that's kind of the point.

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Mewton’s Third Paw 3 years ago

You can’t do the opposite. This is making fun of incorrect idiots. You can’t as easily make fun of someone who is correct.

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Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago (edited)

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Joseph Cheung 3 years ago

This you?: Don't joke about hitler...my great great grandma died.

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Sleazy Weaver 3 years ago (edited)

Oh cool, you're good at satire too! I like the part about "sane conservatives," that's hilarious. Oh, I'm sorry. You said "consevative".

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