To be fair...no one's ever needed to say it out loud

awesome shirt though, i would totally hug this cutie

Ahahah as sad as your US reality is, this sounds like a great plan! Also Spain is quite lovely!

Now I'm curious, what is the average billl for a childbirth in a hospital in USA?

Because their constitution is outdated. The second amendment made sense when America didn't had an army to defend their country against foreign aggressors, in this case, the British. In some states it was mandatory to have gun, because there was no army...now it's a nonsense, in my opinion.

That's nice. You haven't free healthcare system, you haven't, a real and full-paid 20-30 days holiday (evey year) at work. What else?

Well, to be fair, people cook meth to pay for OTHER things, too

Imagine...

Here in Finland every citizen have health insurace because it is paid from the taxes. And because of that insurance also the poor people can afford healthcare. It is funny to see when some Finnish people complain that a prescription drug is 'too expensive' if it costs over 30 euros per month when in USA the exactly same drug is usually 3 to 10 times more expensive.

I love the T-shirts!

Completely true.

And yet Amercians make fun of Canada

Hahaha this is so dark. Love it!

Or they get no tips to add to their pathetic wages as waiter? :-/

Source of actual story?

You forgot, "you shouldn't have had children if you can't afford them!"

I'm most impressed by the fact that Germany started theirs in the middle of freakin' World War II

Come on, now! Who WOULDN'T pay 4 grand for a kiss from that cutie?

How much would it cost to correct the free-floating eyeballs?

true story

what bothers me about these things is that doctors don't choose how much to charge their patients unless they're an independent practitioner; most of the time its the corrupt hospital owners who charge ridiculous sums of money

This is so sad man.

...What time is it now?

so sad that this is true... :(

Come on, now... "If a tree falls in a forest and no one hears, does it make a sound" is sooo 2016

Smart

Serious question to citizens of USA, do you really believe your nation is the greatest? And if so why? This isn't a dig or anything but most of us in the rest of the world really don't see why. I would like to understand.

Why does this not have any comments this was one of the few that actually made me lol

Dystopia is definitely the right word. It's a sick society that makes people choose between paying and dying.

And you didn't even have a discount coupon. Spendthrift!

HELLO people, the picture is meant to be dry humour, but its gone whoooosh way over some heads here.

I love Cyanide and Happiness

This is so true and also applies to our federal government. The ridiculous prices they'll pay for a chair, a stapler or whoknowswhat is appalling

There should be one to transfer stage 3 labor pains

Wow...that's so dark, but so sadly acurate

MAGA... Morons Are Governing America!

So there should be a different ambulance for a broken leg or a cardiac arrest (or anything which need monitoring and high skilled staff)

haha

Maybe trumpcare should be renamed to "weapons of mass destruction" lol. Europe should intervene the same way as the US is doing in the middle east for killing tons of their innocent citizens.

I wish you no major health concerns like No fractures, cancer, heart attacks, etc.

This makes it seem like it's easier to survive medical issues in a developing continent like africa than it is in a western "developed" continent like america... Maybe america is the real developing continent...

...This country should get their priorities straight.

One on right costs more!!!!

I've said that for years about social security and Medicare as well.

I don't remember this in Die Hard

And watch them on tv grinning as they high-five each other over voting for legislation that kills us.

I would get another crysis just by reading that!

Just start binge watching Grey’s Anatomy. I’ve learned a ton of surgeries on that tv show haha.

I like how Sweden is shown as the great dane here

Even tne mist expensive penthouses, villas, etc are not that expensive.... I'm assuming you gave birth in a palace (from a fairy tale by the price of it)

It's called European Union

I would definitely think of moving to another country

Jack Benny: "....I'm thinking it over!"

Naloxone kits and training for how to use them in case of emergency are given away, no charge, in Canadian pharmacies.

this is so sad...

It should be the bill for Driver high on heroin.