That's what I usually do.

I should tell my human the same thing.

OMG yes, that always annoys me so much.

And people who are annoyed by this obviously don't tip servers in restaurants. I happen to pay 120% for dinner when I eat out. Furthermore, if a movie ticket costs $10 and I have $11 in my wallet, then I'm "110% ready," aren't I? So shut the f**k up, idiots.

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This motivates me to offer Positivity Person a short math tutorial.

Is it just pedants who like this or does it annoy, in equal measure, everyone who despairs at the spread of neo-liberalism?

I have actually learned something from reading the comments this morning. Thanks guys!

heck yeah

I understand this!

Yesss, percent means per hundred. It's impossible for something to be one hundred ten per hundred.

I always expect 110% from you but that seems to have fallen off to 105% What's the problem?

I'VE BEEN SAYING THAT FOR YEARS!!!!!!!

MATH PROVES YOU WRONG

I hate that as much as people using the word nu-cu-lar....

% -> |°° -> 100 ...... percentage is out of 100

I can not "like" this enough!

I'm saying this sometimes...full of sarcasm.

some says they gave 200% 😂😂😂

Shutting the f**k up is free

2 milk 2 sweetner, but here in Canada most people say please and thank you so that's more than 4 words.

I don't need a reason to eat! I just looove food! ♥ When I'm eating, I'm fantacizing about my next meal! :D

This is funny!!

Sadly, This seems like a pretty clever idea to me

And i'm proud of that

....is finding a reason to shave my legs =P

unfortunately true.

It's far better to be an a*****e than an idiot.

So I can view them in the toilet?

I ain't borrowing no shoes! ò_ó

Well... it's time to confess that ever since the word "selfie" surfaced, I thought of that in a NSFW way, and that made reading conversations about selfies creepily hilarious.

amen

At least you are better than the neighbor.

Haha

'I'm having a great day!' *sees poster* 'Nevermind.'

Good times ? Wth is that ?

High five dude !

thank you

Never!

Hahahahah

Another solid, truthful advice.

Thank youuuu!!!

Of course it does! Or it would not be such a git!

Damn but what if I like what I see in the mirror

Bahahaha

Hahaha

some of my best friends are imaginary *cries*

Solitude is bliss, everytime

it is...

Lifestyle of Grumpy Cat.

That quote just a little bit reminds me of RuPaul's drag race bc they were saying "If you can't love yourself how are you going to love someone else" idk I guess the connected just clicked even though both quotes are opposite almost :/

And "Just running a quick errand, be gone for 5 minutes tops" is always a lie

Waking up from a nightmare to a nightmare...?