That's what I usually do.

I should tell my human the same thing.

OMG yes, that always annoys me so much.

Shutting the f**k up is free

2 milk 2 sweetner, but here in Canada most people say please and thank you so that's more than 4 words.

"One big cup of black coffee, please" 7 words and I do not see the problem. But I understand what he meant. This 'caramel, upside-down, foam on side, hazelnut sprinkle and five drops of griffin blood' thing. If your company has to offer twenty things to change taste and smell of coffee, well, they should consider change of the coffee itself.

okay well im sorry i am lactose intolerant and gluten free and dairy free and nut free. sorry about the fact that i was born poor and made it big in life and want to spend MY money the way that I want to. like??? this is your problem. and your just a poor loser.

Just ask a dimented barista

Here in Canada at Tim's: "Double double please. Thanks." 4 words. No problem.

Yuppie angst.

I don't drink coffee. That's four words. Am I the problem because I don't drink coffee?

Large iced, light ice, skim, six Splenda. 7. Yup, part of the problem, as usual. FML.

You mean like mine ....Vanilla Sweet Cream Cold brew?

Take that to the bank

Tall Pike with room! 👏🏻😂

Now that was good.

"Just a large mocha" Yay, I'm not a problem c:

Yep

I don't need a reason to eat! I just looove food! ♥ When I'm eating, I'm fantacizing about my next meal! :D

This is funny!!

Sadly, This seems like a pretty clever idea to me

And i'm proud of that

....is finding a reason to shave my legs =P

unfortunately true.

It's far better to be an a*****e than an idiot.

So I can view them in the toilet?

I ain't borrowing no shoes! ò_ó

Well... it's time to confess that ever since the word "selfie" surfaced, I thought of that in a NSFW way, and that made reading conversations about selfies creepily hilarious.

amen

At least you are better than the neighbor.

Haha

'I'm having a great day!' *sees poster* 'Nevermind.'

Good times ? Wth is that ?

High five dude !

thank you

Never!

Hahahahah

Another solid, truthful advice.

Thank youuuu!!!

Of course it does! Or it would not be such a git!

Damn but what if I like what I see in the mirror

Bahahaha

Hahaha

some of my best friends are imaginary *cries*

Solitude is bliss, everytime

it is...

Lifestyle of Grumpy Cat.