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Ads are everywhere these days. And not all from the bunch are necessarily great. From unskippable ads on YouTube to, well, a Brachiosaurus toy with Lebron's head stuck on top of it (comes with free nightmares!) - you could say that we've reached the peak times of advertising.

There's no better place, then, to gaze at the gems of the junk-ad epidemic than the “Uninspiring Adverts” community. Although it only covers Facebook Marketplace, the biggest virtual yard sale, with almost 500 million users eager to get rid of their goods, when it's done with such a lukewarm effort as it is here - you know things are bound to get interesting.

Imagine, if you will, a world where every corner of your virtual habitat is infested with flashing banners, autoplay videos, and pop-up monstrosities that lurk at every click. It's no longer an imagination, but a grim reality for the weary souls navigating the digital realm. Especially with all the metaverses - yes, plural - on the horizon. Keiichi Matsuda's 2016 hyper-realistic visualization of what the future might look like seem pretty close to where we're headed.

As technology has advanced and our digital privacy has dwindled, one would expect an improvement in the user experience through personalized advertising, right? Well, the reality is quite the opposite. In 2007, the average consumer was estimated to encounter up to 5,000 ads per day.

But fast-forward to the present, and the situation has taken a turn for the worse, going on the verge of Orwellian dystopia: the average person now faces a mind-boggling range of 6,000 to 10,000 ads every single day - twice the amount since the 2000s - according to research by AdLock.com. Of course, the case with Facebook marketplace is totally different - we choose to go there, like a yard sale.

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The idea that online ads are tailored to our interests and desires, then, has long been touted as a silver lining. A justification for the invasive nature of the advertising industry. According to one study, 64% of those surveyed said they find targeted ads to be “invasive.” Yet, as we traverse the labyrinthine corridors of cyberspace, we find ourselves questioning this façade of personalization. Are these ads truly reflecting our preferences, or are they just obnoxious reminders of our past browsing history?

#3

Boo!

Boo!

Debbie Gavan Castle Report

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Cupcake Kitten
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is actually really clever if you don't want everyone on the internet to see you.

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My Theory Is That The Dog Wrecked It And Then Quickly Put It Up For Sale Before Its Owner Got Home

My Theory Is That The Dog Wrecked It And Then Quickly Put It Up For Sale Before Its Owner Got Home

Owen Dawson Report

As media consumption has expanded, so too has the proliferation of commercials. Back in the 1970s, the average consumer encountered commercials primarily during their three-hour primetime television viewing. At that time, federal regulations permitted a whopping 84 30-second commercials to be aired during this period alone. Still, that's nothing compared to today's 18-20 minutes of ads per one-hour TV.

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#6

Uninspiring Advert

Uninspiring Advert

Jason Bolster Report

#7

Just When I Thought Life Couldn't Get Any Better, I Give You

Just When I Thought Life Couldn't Get Any Better, I Give You

Sarah Mallett Report

#8

Gran Got Better!

Gran Got Better!

Jeff Malena Report

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Moezzzz
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I want to say "Ewwww, wtf? No!!", but then I remembered that if I HAVE to use it, I wouldn't care bc I'm dead. So, why not

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They do rent for use then cremate the body. Next renter

Allyn Thomas
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They clearly came back to life. This has to be in South America.

Amberlie Mikelsen
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is it "slightly used" because it was only used by a living person or a vampire?

Heather Gray
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I guess they became a zombie shortly after closing the lid so they were only in it for a few hours lol

Jestinna Welch
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I just died! 😂😂😂😂 Pun totally intended!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Richard Scott Taylor
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's all the bloody scratch marks on the inside of the lid that concern me..

Michael Dahmen
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Has a small stake hole in the lid, smells a bit like burning vampire but otherwise in good condition. Comfortable.

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In recent times, a notable, although scary, trend has emerged in the advertising landscape—a surge in companies that reward consumers for actively engaging with advertisements. This innovative approach aims to tackle the growing dissatisfaction surrounding traditional advertising methods by transforming the viewing experience into a mutually beneficial transaction.

#9

Forget Electric Cars. Hyundai Have Made An Engine-Less Car

Forget Electric Cars. Hyundai Have Made An Engine-Less Car

Owen Dawson Report

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Here's how being "paid" for watching ads works: instead of passively enduring ads, consumers are incentivized to watch them voluntarily through various rewards and incentives. It seems that companies try to circumvent the problem of not coming up with engaging, original ads by forcing people to watch their half-hearted attempts. At least “Uninspiring Adverts” have spirit and some dignity.

#12

Seriously. What Can I Say About This Except “Shut Up And Take My Money”?

Seriously. What Can I Say About This Except “Shut Up And Take My Money”?

Stewart Pawl Report

#13

Anyone Fancy A Bit Of Mood Frightening (Lighting)

Anyone Fancy A Bit Of Mood Frightening (Lighting)

Jo Mason Report

#14

Well............ What We Got For Sale Here Then

Well............ What We Got For Sale Here Then

Jon Strange Report

It's no wonder that 90% of online users find ads bothersome, as the relentless exposure to what The New York Times aptly called the "junk-ad epidemic" has spurred people to actively seek ways to avoid them, resorting to the use of ad blockers.

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#15

Great Until You Need The Jewellery Back

Great Until You Need The Jewellery Back

Jonathan Jagoe Report

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Cupcake Kitten
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The cutest jewelry holder will display your accessories all around the house! We do not accept liability for any damages to jewelry caused by scratching, biting or other malfunctions with the holder.

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#16

That Will Polish Out…

That Will Polish Out…

Spenser Arnold Report

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SheDeM
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It would be completely wrong of me to suggest it may also be haunted, right?

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#17

Another In The Series Of ‘ The Word Was Right In Front Of You’

Another In The Series Of ‘ The Word Was Right In Front Of You’

Jackie Holmes Report

#18

Uninspiring Advert

Uninspiring Advert

Johnathon Tango Report

#20

All In All You're Just Another Pack In The Wall

All In All You're Just Another Pack In The Wall

Paul Matthew Report

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#24

Bit Harsh Really, Comparing Yourself To A Recycled Plank

Bit Harsh Really, Comparing Yourself To A Recycled Plank

Nigel Hooper Report

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Tucker Cahooter
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just pick whatever photo comes up first in the photo gallery and stick it in the ad

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#26

Uninspiring Advert

Uninspiring Advert

Emma Louise Report

#27

You'd Have To Be "Barking" To Miss Out On This Deal, Eh Readers?

You'd Have To Be "Barking" To Miss Out On This Deal, Eh Readers?

Owen Dawson Report

#28

Mmm, Gravel

Mmm, Gravel

Owen Dawson Report

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SheDeM
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So... Ummm... You paid $13(!!!!) for a pie, dropped it in the actual ground, scraped it back into the pan, and you want me to give you $11? Just checking the facts here...

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#33

It’s A No From Me…

It’s A No From Me…

Ross Kennerell-Walters Report

#34

Mum, You Carried Me For 9 Months, Gave Me Life At The Cost Of Causing You Excruciating Pain And Mental Stress, Nurtured Me, Cared For Me, Taught Me, Supported Me...this Really Is The Very Least I Could Do In Return

Mum, You Carried Me For 9 Months, Gave Me Life At The Cost Of Causing You Excruciating Pain And Mental Stress, Nurtured Me, Cared For Me, Taught Me, Supported Me...this Really Is The Very Least I Could Do In Return

Owen Dawson Report

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Hippopotamuses
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It’s those damned sausages again. But this time with crackers, noodles, and cat food.

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#35

Machete-Headed Horror Doll Anyone?

Machete-Headed Horror Doll Anyone?

Frances A Burscough Report

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Edda Kamphues
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm just flabbergasted how many people cannot spell. And I'm not an English native speaker...

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#37

Thankfully I Look Exactly Like A Cow Squishmallow So Now Know Exactly What This Would Look Like On Me

Thankfully I Look Exactly Like A Cow Squishmallow So Now Know Exactly What This Would Look Like On Me

Han HR Report

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Kristiina
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If I were to put this on, you would see way more of me than you bargained for. For a head band it could work.

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#39

A Lowboy Bird Catching Mercedes. What A Time To Be Alive

A Lowboy Bird Catching Mercedes. What A Time To Be Alive

Owen Dawson Report

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Moezzzz
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm so confused. I think he meant he now has a "lass" and doesn't need the second car to pick up "birds" (women) with? Is this Irish?

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#40

Ah I’ve Been Searching For A Walter Feature For A While Now…

Ah I’ve Been Searching For A Walter Feature For A While Now…

Nikki Lawrence Report

#42

To Lose One May Be Regarded As A Misfortune, To Lose Two Looks Like Carelessness...this However Looks Downright Suspicious

To Lose One May Be Regarded As A Misfortune, To Lose Two Looks Like Carelessness...this However Looks Downright Suspicious

Helen Morley Report

#43

Uninspiring Advert

Uninspiring Advert

Deborah Berriman Report

#45

Spotted On Youtube

Spotted On Youtube

James Candlish Report

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Jesus is creeped out by your obsession with him and is reporting you to the police as a stalker

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#48

Did You Forget?

Did You Forget?

Donna Keeys French Report

#49

I'll Pass Thanks. I Get This Service For Free Through Evri\hermes\yodel\dpd

I'll Pass Thanks. I Get This Service For Free Through Evri\hermes\yodel\dpd

Anthony Eccles Report

#50

It Might Need A Bit Of Work. Before You Set Fire To It!

It Might Need A Bit Of Work. Before You Set Fire To It!

Lois Artpeach Report

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#51

Not The Plane.... Just The Seats

Not The Plane.... Just The Seats

Ben Derbyshire Report

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Tucker Cahooter
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Now you can experience the joys of cramped seats and thrombosis in the comfort of your own home

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#52

Thought It Was Quite Neat Actually

Thought It Was Quite Neat Actually

Ian Howard Report

#53

Forget Chester Draws ..let Me Introduce You To The Pedal Stool

Forget Chester Draws ..let Me Introduce You To The Pedal Stool

Nick Houdijk Report

#54

Just What I Wanted. 5 Available Too, Apparently

Just What I Wanted. 5 Available Too, Apparently

Jacob Light Report

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#56

Tetanus Jab Not Included And Why Does The Bowl Remind Me Of Pastry?

Tetanus Jab Not Included And Why Does The Bowl Remind Me Of Pastry?

MIchelle Hutchinson Report

#57

We All Need One Of Those

We All Need One Of Those

Debra Jean Mann Report

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#63

- Could You Install Some Solar Panels On My Roof Please? - Only If You Beat Me In Hand To Hand Combat

- Could You Install Some Solar Panels On My Roof Please? - Only If You Beat Me In Hand To Hand Combat

Owen Dawson Report

#65

Sorry Mate, That's Not Mint, It's Only 3/4 Of A Pint!!

Sorry Mate, That's Not Mint, It's Only 3/4 Of A Pint!!

Pamela Perry Report

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#66

Bonus Marks For Being In Bathgate As Well As Being Filthy

Bonus Marks For Being In Bathgate As Well As Being Filthy

Andrew Morgan Report

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Ken Beattie
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To be fair, they probably are new, just dusty. Depending on the model 60 pounds isn't too bad a deal.

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#67

Ideal For Nurf Wars

Ideal For Nurf Wars

Craig Norman Report

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