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#2

This Guy Has Had It Rough

"Lose right arm and break my left hand. Friend gives me this shirt"

Final score:

643points

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Doggo Froggo 3 years ago

The best friend ever!

245points

We think of people who, it appears, find happiness in whatever they do as the lucky ones. It seems like they were born under a lucky star, meaning one is born this way while another isn’t.

In many cultures across the world, there are even lucky charms and symbols specifically made to draw in fortune and success, like a rabbit’s foot, ladybug, horseshoe, dreamcatcher, and so on.

But according to Neil Farber, a certified life coach and hypnotherapist, the so-called "lucky" people differ from the unlucky ones not because we were born different, but because we put different amounts of work into what we are trying to achieve.

#3

Kitty Found A Comfy Bed

Final score:

614points

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Hilary Mol 3 years ago

"If a crime you commits, I sits."

483points

#4

This Pedestrian In Particular

"Somebody's day was ruined"

Final score:

574points

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Johnny Rodriguez 3 years ago

Banksy?

161points

Neil, who says “many people have considered me to be a lucky person,” doesn’t see it that way and he lists all the different features that separate the lucky.

First, they are being proactive. “'Lucky' people make things happen. They are proactive rather than reactive. They make their future. And when you can take responsibility for your words, actions, and behavior, you have more control of your destiny."

Second, while most of us are blind to opportunities in front of us, successful people are opportunists. “They have the ability to take advantage of novel and often concealed opportunities when they arise,” Neil Farber explains.

#5

In 1998, Honduras Built A Bridge Over The Choluteca River, But Hurricane Mitch Rerouted The River

Final score:

565points

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EA 3 years ago

Trolled by nature

286points

#6

F You Joe

Final score:

559points

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Doggo Froggo 3 years ago

Ouch - poor Joe. I wonder what he did?

132points

#7

You Suck Gregg

Final score:

509points

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Madison Feehan 3 years ago

I think I like this idea.

145points

#8

Nailed It. Literally

Final score:

487points

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Hilary Mol 3 years ago

There's a woman who shouldn't attend any sporting event unless she's wearing a helmet and chain mail under a sumo blow-up fat suit under an entire roll of bubble wrap.

277points

#9

Turtle Of Destruction

Final score:

473points

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Lydia Dean-Melchior 3 years ago

Poor turtle. I hope he isn't affected by the lime in the cement.

356points

#10

F**k You Steven, Not Mike, Or Jack Or Bob, Just You Steven!

Final score:

457points

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Doggo Froggo 3 years ago

If that is real, that is mean. Deserved, I am sure, but, just wow.

130points

Third, successful people are being flexible. You see, life is dynamic and many things don't simply depend on us. “Appreciating the dynamics of life and being able to go with the flow provides enormous advantages to finding new ways of doing things or getting places or creating opportunities.”

Taking advantage of new things is key, whatever they may be, and there’s always a good side to whatever happens. In fact, luck has a lot to do with your perspective of things, which directly affects your behavior and decisions.

#11

The Biggest Bruh Moment In History

My mate took two weeks off work, went to Africa, climbed Kilimanjaro and raised over E300 grand for charity. Having
hiked and climbed for 7 days, he reached the summit and asked his guide to take a picture before his iPhone battery died because of the -25 cold. And here it is...

Final score:

450points

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Hilary Mol 3 years ago

"...the guide was never heard from again."

227points

#12

F You Poland

Final score:

444points

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Doggo Froggo 3 years ago

Ouch.

136points

#13

Oh Lord

Final score:

442points

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Madison Feehan 3 years ago

LAWSUIT!

287points

#14

I Guess The Tree Can't Afford A Lawyer

There's a Banyan tree in Pakistan that has been chained and officially arrested since 1898. This happened when James Squid, a British officer thought the tree was moving towards him after drinking alcohol.

Final score:

436points

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Madison Feehan 3 years ago

I have no words.

164points

#15

Take Notes On How Flip Someone Off With Words

Final score:

435points

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Ben Smith 3 years ago

RIP Alex Trebek

249points

And last, try doing something out of the ordinary every week. Many times, we get comfortable with our routines, but they may lead to ruts. Stepping outside your boundaries increases the likelihood of a lucky break. And nobody has to go crazy about it. Simple things, like trying a new hobby, meeting new people, and trying different foods can work wonders.

#16

Lucky Nurse

Violet Jessop, a ship nurse. She served on each of the three 'sisters' Titanic, Britannic and Olympic. While she was on board, the Olympic collided with a war ship and nearly sank, the Titanic hit an iceberg and sank, the Britannic hit an underwater mine and sank. Violet survived all three.

Final score:

415points

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Johnny Rodriguez 3 years ago

Don't travel with this lady!

242points

#17

Mother-In-Law Just Served Me This Piece Of Cake...

Final score:

393points

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N G 3 years ago

all poisoned cake should come with a warning

206points

#18

No Waffles For You, Biyach

Final score:

385points

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Doggo Froggo 3 years ago

Toddlers are brutally honest.

139points

#19

So This Is What My Mate Woke Up To This Morning

Final score:

385points

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Schrodinger's Cat 3 years ago

"Hello- 911? Yeah, someone stole my sidewalk."

195points

#20

Ancient Facepalm

In Thailand, it was considered a capital offense punishable by death if someone touched the queen. In 1880, the queen drowned when her royal boat capsized on the way to the palace. The many witnesses to the accident did not dare to tuch the queen while she was drowning

Final score:

378points

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Doggo Froggo 3 years ago

I bet she regretted making that law.....

180points

Most importantly, the concept of luck is flawed because it implies that this is something we cannot change. But whatever our situation, background, advantages and disadvantages are, there are always things you can build upon.

#21

The Diamond In My Ring Fell Out Today. It Came With A 10 Year Workmanship Guarantee. Yesterday Was Our 10th Wedding Anniversary

Final score:

373points

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Johnny Rodriguez 3 years ago

Samsung is making rings now?

260points

#22

Every Time

Final score:

363points

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Boopie Dew 3 years ago

Ya!!

97points

#23

Soap And Eggs

Final score:

363points

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Madison Feehan 3 years ago

That escalated quickly.

134points

#24

This Kinda Cracked Me Up

Final score:

363points

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Hilary Mol 3 years ago

As good a reason as any other.

175points

#25

Paid Extra For A Window Seat. Got The One Seat On The Plane With A Wall

Final score:

358points

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Doggo Froggo 3 years ago

That venomous git called Life strikes again........

75points

#26

The Poor Guy

A man survived the sinking of a ship in 1871, leaving him traumatized afterwards. Some forty years later, he was finally able to overcome his fears and sail again, only to die on the Titanic.

Final score:

352points

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Doggo Froggo 3 years ago

The "unsinkable" ship....... I wonder how he would have felt if he has survived the Titanic too?

104points

#27

Putting That One Single Yelper On Blast

Final score:

349points

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Hilary Mol 3 years ago

Okay, I'd go in just because of that sign.

226points

#28

How This Guy Survived Both Of The Atomic Bombs During Ww2

Tsutomu Yamaguchi was working in Hiroshimæ when the city was bombed. Surviving, he returned to his employer in Nagasaki three days later That morning, while being berated by his supervisor as "crazy" after describing how a single bomb had destroyed Hiroshima, the second atomic bomb hit Nagasaki. Yamaguchi survived again, and is the only known survivor of both bombinqs.

Final score:

344points

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Doggo Froggo 3 years ago

Poor man - he must have seen a lot.

147points

#29

Yeet

Final score:

342points

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Sarcastic Panda 3 years ago

well that escalated quickly... can't blame the driver though.

91points

#30

Tom, Everyone Knows

Final score:

333points

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Sarcastic Panda 3 years ago

*universal facepalm*

151points

#31

I Feel Like Somebody Got Fired

Final score:

327points

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Lauren Caswell 3 years ago

Aha laws of probability never fail to amuse

175points

#32

Get It Together Abby

Final score:

317points

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Boopie Dew 3 years ago

Abby had her phone off and said f that job... then this!

70points

#33

Man Deadn't

Final score:

315points

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Hilary Mol 3 years ago

How many more ways does India have to tell you it's time to end your stay there?

268points

#34

This Guy In Particular

Final score:

313points

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Hilary Mol 3 years ago

Maybe update the sign to show a picture of geese with two words: "Run. Seriously."

139points

Luna 3 years ago

The geese would probably attack them before they could finish!

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Tantalum_Radium 3 years ago

I have a very aggressive goose whose name is Atlas, he adores me but will try to kill anyone that comes near me...their screams of terror make my life worth living.

18points

Gyro Pilot 3 years ago

Canada geese: nowhere near as polite and accommodating as their name would lead you to believe.

11points

Madison Feehan 3 years ago

You were warned.

6points

Mel Schmidt 3 years ago

Could be that the Geese were protecting their nest.

4points

Vanta Black 3 years ago

"Free workout! Just walk near the geese."

4points

Lydia Dean-Melchior 3 years ago

Don't walk..RUUUNNNNNN!!!

4points

Marky Mark 3 years ago

That looks like University of Waterloo (Waterloo, Ontario). The geese these are particularly mean.

3points

Gab s 3 years ago

"particularly mean" hahaha

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MALEC GWITTER🤩 3 years ago

YASSSSS U R THE QUEENS GEESE

2points

The weird one! 3 years ago

You were warned

2points

Boopie Dew 3 years ago

You were warned!

2points

Isaac7lego 3 years ago

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1point

dev mehta 3 years ago

Google 'geese barbeque recipes'

1point

Phendrena 3 years ago

Honk Honk

1point

Mewton’s Third Paw 3 years ago

FASTER

1point

SupernaturalPanda 2 years ago

He didn’t read the sign

0points

𝕁𝕖𝕟𝕟𝕪𝔹𝕖𝕖 3 years ago

I saw a goose in a Dunhams parking lot yesterday

0points

Iwannaiguana 3 years ago

Johnnie Walker geese

0points

Pokémonlover 3 years ago

RUN du an du na du na du na

0points

Spaghetti 3 years ago

perfect shot.

0points

Liz Jackson 3 years ago

Honk honk keep walkin

0points

Lyra Sis 3 years ago

When I was a teenager my mother and I was attacked by geese. My glasses fell off my face and I had to go back into the chaos to retrieve them. That was no fun.

0points

Casey B 3 years ago

He didn't see the No Smoking 🚬 sign so the goose was putting it out for him.

0points

D. Pitbull 3 years ago

Ahh... and the great Canada Goose ... again... meanest, snappiest bird... cookie stealer...

0points

Crycket 3 years ago

The University of Waterloo actively makes goose maps every year because there are so many Canada Goose nests around...and these guys don't play...

0points

Sandy Kavanaugh 3 years ago

Nesting area! Go away!!!!

0points

Kjersti Valberg 3 years ago

The picture on the sign 🤣

0points

Zena Marsh 3 years ago

"Aggressive Goose, sitting down"

0points

James F. Wilson Jr. 3 years ago

The sign should say "Keep Running".

0points

S. Tor Storm 3 years ago

I swear geese birds are a nuisance!

0points

Pauline bennett 3 years ago

Stupid ass sign said walk!

0points

Dash Blue 3 years ago

I laughed out loud. It is not that funny. Or is it?

0points

"Simo Häyhä" 3 years ago

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0points

Sanguinius 3 years ago

damn

0points

FauxRealFauxSho 3 years ago

Hands still in the pockets though like a boss.

0points

Paizleypie 3 years ago

I.love how it's mate is just sitting quietly on her rggs. 🤣

0points

A 3 years ago

They should put this picture on the sign. Canada geese are jerks, especially during nesting season.

0points

Leo Domitrix 3 years ago

FLEE! But carefully. Goose poop is like WD40.

0points

Linda Roy 3 years ago

"We're Canadian but we will attack you. Sorry."

0points

Elica 3 years ago

Time to change the photo

0points

PhybreAwptic 3 years ago

Looks like aggressive geese keep flying.

0points

7 Second Ninja 3 years ago

Do they stop walking when they calm down ...?

0points

Alexis Davar 3 years ago

It should say: Please pet these birds! and in fine print: if you would like to die

0points

Natalia 3 years ago

Geese and turkeys are usually aggressive. No sign needed.

0points

Pazuzu 3 years ago

maybe he just thought it meant the aggressive geese keep walking---but to where?

0points

#35

Poor John.

Final score:

311points

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Vanta Black 3 years ago

It's not John's fault. He went potty.

77points

#36

Unlucky

"Nervous For The New Job?" "Nah, On The First Day I Won't Do Much, I'll Meet Colleagues, They'll Show Me Around And Nothing More."

Final score:

311points

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Doggo Froggo 3 years ago

Become part of the FAA, they said. It would be fun, they said.

158points

#37

This B***h Ass Just Flew Into My Eye And Fell To The Ground

Final score:

302points

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Raven Sheridan 3 years ago

That bird looks exceedingly pleased with himself.

332points

#38

“Hey Honey We’re Gonna Be On The Front Page”. The Front Page:

Final score:

301points

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Sarcastic Panda 3 years ago

that's unrelated... right?

141points

#39

Picked The Wrong Parking Spot

Final score:

294points

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Madison Feehan 3 years ago

Let It Go! ❄

97points

#40

28 Years Without Breaking A Bone Until A Giant Stone Slab Riddled With Wood Screws Crushed And Impaled Both My Middle Fingers. Please Enjoy This Picture Of Me Freshly Bandaged Up.

Final score:

288points

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Mewton’s Third Paw 3 years ago

Don’t drive behind Costanza

71points

#41

Poor Girl

Final score:

281points

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Doggo Froggo 3 years ago

Aaawww - that must have really burnt! Poor lady.

118points

#42

Opened A Can Of Beans To Find No Beans At All.

Final score:

279points

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Johnny Rodriguez 3 years ago

They have bean forgotten..

370points

#43

Yeah F*ck You Danielle

Final score:

270points

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Boopie Dew 3 years ago

By now she doesn't care you remember, hopefully she's had a few and is quite fond of the word!!

172points

#44

F**k This Doctor In Particular

Final score:

258points

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Gata Nick 3 years ago

Bad things happening to good people 🤬

145points

#45

Could Things Get Any Worse?

Final score:

248points

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Raven Sheridan 3 years ago

That's some Final Destination level s**t right there!

245points

#46

F**k Nadine In Particular

Final score:

244points

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Hilary Mol 3 years ago

At least they're honest.

85points

#47

A Wasp Rolled Over By A Train.

Final score:

243points

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Vanta Black 3 years ago

What a buzzkill...

240points

#48

Wcgw If A Water Main Breaks Near Your House

Final score:

216points

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Candace Fitzpatrick 3 years ago

Could’ve been worse if it was winter!

106points

#49

And God Said F**k Kevin

Final score:

209points

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Vanta Black 3 years ago

It was okay, because that kid grew up to be Jackie Chan. And he subsequently broke every other bone in his body.

124points

#50

Pope Formosus Who Had Been Dead For 7 Months Was Removed From His Tomb To Be Propped Up And Put On Trial. The Corpse Was Found Guilty And Was Stripped, Had Three Fingers Removed, Then Reburied, Got Dug Up Once Again, Tied To Weights, And Thrown In A River

Pope Formosus Who Had Been Dead For 7 Months Was Removed From His Tomb To Be Propped Up And Put On Trial. The Corpse Was Found Guilty And Was Stripped, Had Three Fingers Removed, Then Reburied, Got Dug Up Once Again, Tied To Weights, And Thrown In A River

Final score:

206points

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Rowlie 3 years ago

I bet he never did whatever he did again

244points

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#51

Today My GF Is 23

Final score:

75points

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Davor Jelacic 3 years ago

40 - 17?

47points

#52

Hogwarts For Loans

Final score:

74points

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Orillion 3 years ago

How? How does noboy notice 55.000 letters to the same adress, or even the 55.000 letter uptick in mail?

48points

#53

Trying To See A House For Sale In Street View

Final score:

72points

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Vanta Black 3 years ago

I don't be-leaf it! (I'll stop when I'm dead)

70points

#54

After All These Years, He Still Holds It Against Hogan

Final score:

72points

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Raven Sheridan 3 years ago

Rivalry at its finest.

23points

#55

Google Photos Asked Me To Clarify If My Dead Dad Was Also The Guy On The Death Tarot Card While I Was Looking For A Picture To Post For Father’s Day

Final score:

72points

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Doggo Froggo 3 years ago

Parents are supposed to be "ancient" but that is taking it a bit far....

30points

#56

He Was Fined For Speeding, When The Car Was On A Tow Truck

Final score:

71points

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Madison Feehan 3 years ago

So who pays the ticket?

25points

#57

Delivery Man Puts Drink Order Right In Front Of Door So It Can't Be Opened

Final score:

70points

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Madison Feehan 3 years ago

There's just that one person who will open the door anyways.

25points

#58

This Sign Went Up Today In My Hometown

Final score:

70points

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Ben Smith 3 years ago

Turns out it takes 2 to wreck a home...

132points

#59

This Is Where The Light Hits Our Bed At 8am

Final score:

68points

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Maciej Zajaczkowski 3 years ago

natural alarm clock

39points

#60

Some Nice Cool Shade

Final score:

66points

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로희 3 years ago

The shade~ Literally and figuratively.

24points

#61

Okay Well F**k Me Then

Final score:

65points

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Boopie Dew 3 years ago

Be careful what u ask for. Think of the loophole. It will always be the loophole that f***s you!

28points

#62

F**k These Beans In Particular

Final score:

65points

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Deborah B 3 years ago

Did you notice they're called 'Corona Beans'

57points

#63

Person Tries To Record Cool Demolition Site, But Truck Gets In The Way Of The Best Part

Final score:

64points

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ebbaoruhaikekeluhe 3 years ago

f**k you truck

25points

#64

We Will Miss You

Final score:

64points

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Linus Nilsson 3 years ago

This is actually loving

33points

#65

Pic Credit To @wilcre

Final score:

62points

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Hilary Mol 3 years ago

"Well, he did say he wanted a plot where there'd be a nice view and a lot of shade..."

34points

#66

Tow Semi Trucks Driving 20 Mph Under The Speed Limit For 20 Minutes. At Least 50 Cars Jammed Behind Them!

Final score:

61points

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Vanta Black 3 years ago

Call the "How's my driving?" number.

31points

#67

My Golf Ball Hit A Bug In Mid Air This Morning

Final score:

60points

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??? 3 years ago

I work in a tire factory. A moth flew into a mold as it closed up and it cooked the moth, under pressure into the tread of the tire. It looked like it was zoomed after the pressure spread it evenly.

41points