karmas a b***h

Wow much beautiful👌

It looks like there is a invisible man just vibing

Insurance agent be like: Sir/ma'am, that's clearly damage caused by the cat.

That’s appealing.

🎵 nobody told you life was gonna be this way 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 🎵

NOOOOOOOO 😱😱😱 omg that is a S**T ton of black widows!!!!!! I am SO glad you didn't get bit!!!!! Bomb it again just to be safe😳😳😳😳😳

That is like my son. Out of 45 things he was tested for, he is allergic to 41. Kids allergic to the world just like his dad.

This really sucks. Makes you wonder if somebody did this in purpose just to p**s people off. I seriously hope that's not the case.

Dorothy??

Oh, my poor dude. But that's a pretty good impression of a puffer fish!

It is indeed an opossum family.

just keep swimming

I’m super happy for you that it only took 15 minutes

OP is lucky he isn't black.

Wow, you look exactly alike. Except for the beard colour, beard length, nose shape, eyebrows shape...

you have black hair, he has brown hair. His nose is longer and wider, the eye brows go up on him and down on you. Jeeze they are stupid. I am glad you were not shot OP if you ever read this.

In the early 90's, my husband got hassled because someone with his same name had a warrant out. Scary stuff.

Story, My dad was on a school trip to France when he was 15/16 (we live in UK) and when he was at the old fashioned Air BNB (late 80) a bunch of French police came in and dragged *only* my dad out to interigate him *in French* he just sits there and doesn’t say anything until a teacher who speaks French explains it’s not him. Turns out my dad must’ve looked like a hippie becoz some hippies chased away the neighbours chickens.

time to shave the beard

Time for a new look!

You where lucky that you are white

I know it’s a different angle but at the very least, your eyebrows are arched way lower than his and are more rounded and his nose has been broken

Unless you did a quick hair/beard dye job.

You're lucky you're the right color.

In my country, police would have killed you, saying it was an encounter and you attacked them with heavy weapons just to end their work in the case!

You can clearly see neither of you look like each other except beard and mustache.

So glad, you did not get shot and did get them convinced

What are the chances of that happening?

I was once stopped by several of Fresno's finest. My car fit the description of one seen leaving the scene of a crime.

The other guy has a lighter skin tone,browish hair and lighter beard and maybe blue eyes,so very different to me.

Time for a haircut, perhaps.

I think you look nothing like the guy... I have heard that sometimes the police in the USA try to solve things pretty quickly.

Only 2 guys with beards in that town?

I think you have to sacrifice some hair for this not to happen again... :D

it doesn't look like you, though

You don't actually look like that guy. Yes you both have facial hair and long hair but everything else is wrong.

Easy fix for that.

How DID you convince the cops? "GUILTY" until ... ?

Did they go into the churches and arrest the statues of Jesus too?

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Well it lasted like most of American weddings

Well on the brightside you have a s**t load of free gravel

That's someone else's bad day