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If you don’t go to sleep before Santa gets here, you won’t get any Christmas presents. No, no, that’s not spinach in the soup. It’s basil! Oh, you want a sip of my milkshake? You won’t like it, it’s spicy.

There are plenty of ways parents bend the truth when talking to their kids every single day. And while honesty is definitely the best policy the majority of the time, a little white lie every now and then is harmless. Redditors have recently been sharing ethically questionable parenting hacks that moms and dads rely on, so we’ve gathered the most brilliant ones below. Keep reading to find a chat with parenting expert Amy Morrison, Founder of Pregnant Chicken, and be sure to upvote the tips that you’ll utilize with your own children!

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Our youngest son co-slept with his mother and I until he was 5… easily the dumbest thing we ever did. Trying to ween him off of that put his life and our sanity in danger. Hours a night were spent trying to get that little devil to fall asleep. My wife introduced him to “The Sleep Fairy”. A lot like the Tooth Fairy, only SF helps little boys and girls sleep in their own bed. She found a small wooden treasure box, helped him paint/decorate it, and told him every night he sleeps in his own bed, the SF will give him a gift. SF left little Lego people, small candies, and other small toys and treats for a month. It got to where he looked forward to sleeping in his own bed. After a month, the SF wrote a heartfelt message to the boy, letting him know how proud of him they were and it was time for her to go and help other little boys and girls sleep in their beds. Son is now 14 and he still has the SF treasure box in his room that he never f*****g leaves.

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30 Unethical Parenting Hacks For Moms And Dads Who Don’t Mind Manipulating Their Kids My nephew refused to vacuum so I told him the thing about the vacuum sucking up ghosts. I said that vacuuming kept houses from getting haunted, that’s why haunted houses are so dusty. Ten years later he is still a neat freak and I feel responsible.

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30 Unethical Parenting Hacks For Moms And Dads Who Don’t Mind Manipulating Their Kids My kid went up 4 reading levels over Covid lockdown - everyone thought I was really putting in a big effort with his reading.

Truth is, I just turned on subtitles on the TV.

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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This works well with helping to in learning additional languages. Put on Netflix, set the language to the one you are learning, and the subtitles to a language you already speak. It works especially well if you have already watched the program and have some familiarity.

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To learn more about the little white lies that parents often tell their kiddos, we reached out to mom, parenting expert and Founder of Pregnant Chicken, Amy Morrison. Amy was kind enough to have a chat with Bored Panda and explain why mothers and fathers sometimes resort to these hacks.

"Parenting is hard (and exhausting at times), so I think most parents will find ways to make life a little easier by bending the truth occasionally," she noted. "In the past, I have definitely used the 'park closing excuse' to get a stubborn toddler to go home."

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30 Unethical Parenting Hacks For Moms And Dads Who Don’t Mind Manipulating Their Kids We do "toy rotation"! When they start getting bored of their toys that they have out, we pack them up and pull the other boxes out of their closet and unpack those. It's like Christmas all over again. No new toys, they're the same old toys, but they love it. We rotate them every month to 2 months.

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30 Unethical Parenting Hacks For Moms And Dads Who Don’t Mind Manipulating Their Kids I dunno if it's truly unethical, but don't react when your kid falls over. The first thing your kid will do once they have fallen is look to you, and if you panic, they'll panic and start crying.

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30 Unethical Parenting Hacks For Moms And Dads Who Don’t Mind Manipulating Their Kids Ensure your kids won’t bother you by telling them to wake you up in an hour so we can start cleaning the house - they will do anything to avoid waking you.

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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a kid, I would have spent the hour watching cartoons but then told my mother that I had spent it doing my part of the cleaning.

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We also asked Amy if there's anything wrong with using these little tricks. "For the most part, I think these tactics are harmless," she says. "However, I think they can turn harmful quickly, so parents should keep an eye on them."

"Lies that instill fear or shame in a child might work in the short term but can often have lasting effects that you probably don't want," Amy warns. "Children often take what you say at face value, and you want to ensure you're not traumatizing them or damaging their trust."
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30 Unethical Parenting Hacks For Moms And Dads Who Don’t Mind Manipulating Their Kids Told our daughter that the kids ears turn red when they lie, but only parents can see it.

She would enter rooms with her hands covering her ears, and we knew we were in for a lie lol.

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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why is this called unethical and manipulative? Who makes this person the expert over raising my children. Books can only teach you so much. You were not there and do not know my children.

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30 Unethical Parenting Hacks For Moms And Dads Who Don’t Mind Manipulating Their Kids Not exactly unethical but one way my mom got child-me to stop crying was to rapidly cover and uncover my mouth (kinda like how people used to imitate native Americans back in the day). The resulting noise I made never failed to make me laugh hysterically and calmed me down instantly. Mom's a real cheeky lady

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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We did this to my nieces, the younger one had a great capacity to laugh at herself and still does, it did them good.

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30 Unethical Parenting Hacks For Moms And Dads Who Don’t Mind Manipulating Their Kids If you want your toddler to do something they don’t really wanna do then ask them a question where all possible answers involve them doing the thing.

For example, when my kid was in the bath, they never wanted to get out when bath time was over. So I just asked ‘do you want to climb out yourself, or do you want me to lift you out?

Worked every time.

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Finally, we asked Amy if she could share some advice for parents who want to avoid resorting to these hacks whenever possible.

"As long as something is safe and kind, there's no reason you can't use creative ways to parent, and if it works, great! I think most parents understand that these little hacks are short term solutions to get us through the day and not long term strategies," she explained.
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When my son was a baby, dude cried like a banshee, and he cried a lot. I was the bath-giver, and it was especially bad in there due to the small space. So I went on Amazon and got myself some noise muffling earmuffs (like what you'd use on a gun range or something) and it made the crying so much less stressful and easy to deal with so I could just focus on loving him without the noise grating my soul.

Maybe not that unethical, but I've gotten negative reactions from some people when I told them about it.

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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A unstressed parent is a better parent. People who can't admit that it's hard and stressful are a big problem and make other parents feel like they are failing. Well done for finding away to make dealing with a crying baby work. I wish I'd thought of it. I used to walk away for 2mins

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30 Unethical Parenting Hacks For Moms And Dads Who Don’t Mind Manipulating Their Kids Telling your kids that the car won't start unless everyone's seatbelt is buckled. It’s sneaky, but at least it’s for their safety!

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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This one I can get behind. I tell adults this, too. Because it won't! I'm the one that's going to lose their license if something happens.

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30 Unethical Parenting Hacks For Moms And Dads Who Don’t Mind Manipulating Their Kids If a kid is upset and crying, have them drink some water "it'll make you feel better". They can't cry and drink at the same time, and generally calm down quicker so you can actually figure out what's going on. (Or they realise whatever they bumped doesn't actually hurt)

Works great in a class full of 4 year olds.

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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If my son was crying from a minor sidewalk fall, I'd put on an "oh no" worried mom face. Then I'd inspect sidewalk, and told him if his fall broke the sidewalk ,we could all get in trouble. He was a smart kid and kinda knew that was bull, but if i was being my usual smart-ázz self, rather that babying him or acting scared, hed figure out quickly he was OK. Well, that and the fact that when he was learning to ride his bike without training wheels, when falls would be inevitable for a bit, the song Tubthumping by Chumbawumba was popular, so if he wiped out, we would start singing the part with 'I get knocked down, I get up again.....'. Redirecting worked great with him until about elementary school age

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But you might also be able to adjust the way you use these hacks as your children grow up. "As my kids got older (and before they got wiser to the fact that parks don't close), I changed my strategy to say that we had to go home in a few minutes, and asked if they wanted to go on the slide or the swings before we left. Giving them a non-negotiable heads up that we are leaving the park but some flexibility on what they could do in the time they have left," Amy told Bored Panda.

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I got one. I foster "difficult" teen boys. Obviously their home life wasn't great and they imitate some b******t behavior. When I set boundaries they don't like a lot of kids want to physically fight me because that's the way they've learned to solve problems


OK so here's the unethical part. If they want it I am the one. We glove up and go to the back yard. I block and dodge until they're gassed, they cry out of frustration and we hug it out. 


I've gone to work with a shiner more than once. But the kids learn that no matter how bad you are there's always someone badder, tough guy s**t don't make your problems go away, and a physical contest makes you feel better


My kids have been thrown out of school, Foster homes, alternative learning schools, every program they've ever been in. Having an outlet for that energy and anger helps but it's not exactly ethical to tell a kid if they want it they can come get it .

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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The population you're working with has a better chance of ending up in jail than graduating high school. Do what you gotta do. Hopefully this is step one of transitioning to dealing with feelings in more conventional, constructive ways. Indulging violence won't work in the long run.

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I tell my kids that the internet "closes" at 8PM and it's not back on until 8AM the next day so they dont try and go crazy with the screen time. Really, I just shut off the router.

As a bonus, it's better for me and my husband too because we have no choice but to put down the screens and talk to each other or listen to records together until its time for us to go to sleep. It's actually quite nice. Highly recommend.

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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We had a router that could be turned off for specific computers. That way the teens were shut down but my husband's computer still had internet.

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This may have worked better for me since one of the kid's parents has hearing loss, but I told my 4-at- the- time nephew that I couldn't hear whining but if he would like to try again in a different tone of voice, I could understand him better - right now I could see his lips move but that was all. He did an admirable job with modulation after that and I got him what he'd asked for.

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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I used a similar strategy when I was teaching pre-k. "I'm sorry, I can tell you're upset but I can't understand you when you're whining. Please take a deep breath, tell me again in your regular voice, and I'll do my best to help you."

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30 Unethical Parenting Hacks For Moms And Dads Who Don’t Mind Manipulating Their Kids If you're playing hide and seek with your toddler, you don't have to start seeking straight away.

Take a moment. Have a cup of coffee.

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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah or go on a 3 month sabbatical. They'll just be giggling behind the curtains

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30 Unethical Parenting Hacks For Moms And Dads Who Don’t Mind Manipulating Their Kids Did you miss not having model rockets as a kid?
Buy them for your kids.
Buy ALL the toys you wish you had when you were a kid (and enjoy them with or without your kids).

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4 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I still dream of BRIO wooden train tracks with twists and turns and hills and lifts and bridges... I'm bummed that adult me has no more spare money to buy them than my mom had when I was little.

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30 Unethical Parenting Hacks For Moms And Dads Who Don’t Mind Manipulating Their Kids Tell your kid that they snore in their sleep really often, that way you’ll know if they’re pretending to sleep because they’ll fake snore.

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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You guys have kids who pretend to be asleep? My children fight sleep until they lose but it’s a tough and loud battle

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I don’t have kids, but the best hack I’ve heard is to play the New Years Eve countdown from a country in a different time zone. Doesn’t matter if it’s a different language - kids down care. They get fireworks, m a countdown, and get to stay up late - but are actually in bed by 9pm ahaha

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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My nephew heard about midnight feasts. Grandma, in a very conspiratorial tone, explained there was something even better. (Quick look around to make sure no one is overhearing the conversation.) It's the Seven Twenty Nine Club! At 7.29, you get a hot chocolate, a slice of hot buttered toast, and a slice of cake.Then it's teeth brushed, loo visited, off to bed, and **TWO** chapters of a story read aloud.

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Teaching your 6yo daughter how to throw a proper punch then sparring with her for a bit reduced her class room bully who terrorized everyone to a much better behaved young man..... at least around her. .

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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Our school did a balance-challange every year, every class including teachers. We would face each others while two feets apart, and have our palms touch but not grasp. The aim is to get you opponent to lose balance using only preassure and deception. The real aim is to show how much bodycontroll and balance matter in a fight, and to teach the boys that girls kick a*s too

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30 Unethical Parenting Hacks For Moms And Dads Who Don’t Mind Manipulating Their Kids Saw this video on Instagram: When it's past their bedtime, Dad changes the language on the TV to Spanish. When the kid's act confused, he says it "must be because you're tired".

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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's a bit too close to gaslighting for *my* comfort.

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30 Unethical Parenting Hacks For Moms And Dads Who Don’t Mind Manipulating Their Kids I pretended that certain foods such as the skin on steamed salmon and broccoli are incredibly delicious and would ask my kids if I could eat theirs. Other parents found it hilarious that my kids would be begging for slimy salmon skin and be delighted when I gave them cucumbers. .

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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But broccoli is delicious, fried with garlic, ginger and soy sauce. My kids love it.

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30 Unethical Parenting Hacks For Moms And Dads Who Don’t Mind Manipulating Their Kids My son hates tomatoes. It’s amazing how many foodstuffs now contain tomatoes as a major ingredient.

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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My mom hates tomatoes. It's a texture thing. Puree and cook then and she's fine.

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I'm not sure this qualifies as unethical but my kids sure thought it did.

When they were young, they has difficulty gaining weight. It wasn't that they weren't eating, their metabolisms were just too fast. One of the thing the doctors recommended was giving them milkshakes every morning. This would pack in the calories but we realized it would also fill them up so they wouldn't get some other nutrients and especially any fiber. I began adding chocolate flavored protein powders and frozen spinach (turns out frozen spinach is close to flavorless). One morning they caught me throwing the spinach into the blender and had a fit. I told them this was the first time I tried it and promised not to do it again. The next morning I added it anyway as well as some chocolate chips so they'd have a special treat as an apology.

It was adorable having them come up to me and tell me it was the best milkshake I'd ever made with tinybgreen bits of spinach in their teeth.

BTW they're now in their 20s and are nearly a head taller than me & my wife.

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Illusion of choice.

We can have x or y. What do *you* want?

This might not be unethical depending on how you feel about it and how you use it. In the end, children, just like adults, want to be treated with respect and decency. They want to know their input is valued.

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30 Unethical Parenting Hacks For Moms And Dads Who Don’t Mind Manipulating Their Kids If they lie to me, their tongue will turn purple.

the hesitation when you ask them to show you their tongue if they’ve lied.

Hack ruined when 3 year old (youngest child) had them all sit in front of the mirror, tell lies, and check each other’s tongues.

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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You taught them hypothesize, experiment, and conclude. Debunking garbage info on basic critical thinking skills and respect for the scientific method is something your 3 year old figured out that an entire political party hasn't. Smart kid. And dumb party, but I digress...

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Not sure how unethical this is, but here we go. i have two older siblings. my parents didn't know the best way for them to help my oldest sibling how to read. My other sibling (middle child), they did 'the smartie game'. (smarties are a type of sweet by the way) Every time they got a flash card word right, they got given a smartie.

For me though, every time I got a word right, all three of us would get a smartie. So my siblings used to chase me around the house just before 'the game' with the flash cards, making sure I knew what the card said, because they wanted the sweets.

It doesn't have to be smarties (or other sweet for that matter), but the bribery worked well it seems.

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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Smartie the sugar tablet (USA), or Smartie the candy coated chocolate (Canada)?

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My kids goldfish died while we were on vacation and I was prepared to have a lesson about the transience of life and that all things eventually perish

"Daddy, where's Mr Fishy?"

"Well Boogie, he's..."

<-- sees worried almost tearful little eyes

"On vacation! Know how you and I went on vacation? So did he and we're going to pick him up right now"

<-- drives to pet shop

"Hmm Boogie, I don't see Mr Fishy anywhere... do you?"

"DADDY! He's right there!!"

"I can't believe I missed him! Why don't you check out some of the other stuff and I'll pay his room and board at the cashier".

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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nope. You need to teach them about death. Feels cruel, but it is important.

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Turn up the music in the back of the minivan. You'll be able to hear everything the teenagers are talking about...

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30 Unethical Parenting Hacks For Moms And Dads Who Don’t Mind Manipulating Their Kids If your toddler accidentally touches something hot you have to opportunity to tell him many things in the house are also hot and should be avoided.

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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I taught my son when he started walking that if the oven light is on, that means the stove is very hot and not to go near it. He's almost 8 now and still won't even go in the kitchen if the oven light is on.

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I save all my “tax office” envelopes (they are a distinct colour in the Netherlands) and every time I hear my child swear… he randomly gets a letter fining him x amount from the tax office.

He then hands the money over and I pop it back in his piggy bank when he’s not looking 🫣
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Love this, especially I have actually worked for the Dutch tax office (in the IT dept, not as a tax inspector!!!).

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Up until they understand the calendar, a kids birthday is always on a Saturday.

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4 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If it worked for OP and their child, then calm down. Every child is different, so parents have to get creative. This is minor, and once the kid understands time their parents will modify it, so just calm TF down already.

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My daughter no longer watches Gabby's Dollhouse in the mornings because Gabby is sleeping. She also does not watch during the week because Gabby is at school.

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Something that has only recently been pointed out to me as potentially unethical - pulling your kids loose baby teeth out. My husband was horrified when I told him my siblings and I never had loose teeth for long because once they were "loose enough" one of my parents would just pull it the rest of the way out with their hands. Sure, it hurt but the (accidentally*) generous tooth fairy made up for it.

*I have 5 siblings and my dad accidentally gave the oldest $20 one time (grabbed the wrong bill). Of course, she bragged about getting so much money for it so subsequently all our teeth were quite valuable. They did manage to "logically explain" the value down to $5 a tooth after your initial $20 but with 6 kids, it adds up lmfao.

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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You mean you didn't tie a bit of string round the tooth and the other end to a door handle and then slam the door?

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My mom used to take me to my grandparents house when my brother and I were playing up. My grandpa would give me plastic scissors and tell me it's my turn to cut the lawn and my brother a brush and bucket of water, tell him he needs to paint the fence but if it dries the paint doesn't work so start again.

We would be out there hours.

One time he asked us to dig a hole in his garden for a tree, came out hour and a half later to tell us it's in the wrong place and we need to move the hole.

Tbf, it gave my mom the break she needed and kept us out of trouble.

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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm sure there are better and nicer ways to keep a child occupied.

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My mom would literally change the clock to show our bedtime. And then she'd be like "Oh, ten more minutes til 8:30, see?".

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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My mother did the same thing! I didn't find out until I was an adult and I have to say, pretty ingenious!

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My daughter was a biter. I needed to show her how much biting hurt, so one day, I bit her arm. Hard.

She never bit anyone after that.

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So I think everyone knows the "don't react initially if they fall down or appear to hurt themselves in some way" trick





Mine goes a step further - act like they may have damaged the thing they hit. Kids love breaking stuff. I diffused a bedtime knock last night in which my son smacked his head against the bed guardrail. I immediately commented that he must have put a crack in the bed, pointing out the (already present) seam between two boards of the guard rail. He was proud that he was able to do it. Then of course I noted that he'll have to be more careful so he doesn't break his bed so that he wouldn't keep doing it





Got him from the verge of tears to grinning happily in 10 seconds flat.

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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I always would go 'uh oh, I hope you didn't break the sidewalk because the city gets mad if you do. He knew it wasn't true but figured if I wasn't worried, he was OK

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This is a really old school but interesting parenting concept my great grandmother told me. Growing up she was the oldest of 12 siblings in an immigrated Italian family. Every night at the end of dinner her dad would pour all the kids a shot glass of wine. None of the kids grew up to abuse alchohol because drinking small amounts in moderation was instilled in them since childhood.

Obviously this is considered unethical today, but for 1920s standards it's pretty genius imo.

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4 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For those jumping to the conclusion that daddy was getting his kids drunk, he wasn’t. The wine that his culture (and others like his) let their kids drink is either so watered down it’s really just colored water, or it’s so weak it’s next door to grape juice. Either one was probably what OP’s great great great grandfather was giving his kids.

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Wow. I was just going to say that changing the words to a song you lovingly sing to a crying baby into horrific historical tortures you can think of (that have to rhyme though) makes you take out your frustration in a way that doesn't hurt the baby.

Sounds horrifying to new parents when you suggest it though.

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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol most nursy rhymes are all ready horrors if you listen to them properly

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When one of my nieces is begging for something in the store and is throwing a fit ill say "do you want a picture of you holding it so Santa knows you want it?" Calms them right down. Kids are stupid. Now please excuse me while I go wishlist these steam games I can't afford.

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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Jokes on you. Now you have to buy things you can't afford and the kids are happy.

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30 Unethical Parenting Hacks For Moms And Dads Who Don’t Mind Manipulating Their Kids Friend at school’s parents told him he was allergic to alcohol, which they said they found out when he accidentally drank some as a toddler. They told him he was in intensive care and nearly died.

On his 18th birthday, they told him they made it up so he didn’t drink when underage.

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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And the possibility of an healthy relationship is going in the toilet, and we are pulling the cord

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#43

I recently flew internationally with my toddler and to keep him chill in the long security lines and customs lines I would tell him if he didn't stay quiet they wouldn't let him on the plane. And then once on the plane if he started getting cranky I'd tell him if he was too loud they'd have to turn around and take him home 😅 Made it through 12 hours total of flying with 10 min of crying so I'm calling it a win.

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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There is a catch in that strategy: A toddler might very well be unable to restrain themselves when they're really tired. I'm sure that my toddler would start panicking in that moment and cry even harder and then he would expect the plane to turn around and if that doesn't happen, he will expect me to explain that.

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When the batteries ran out or were "lost" on a particularly annoying toy, my mom would tell us, "Oh hun I'm so sorry! But they don't make those kinds of batteries anymore." We would be disappointed and move on making our own noises for the thing. Which was way more fun than the preset ones. Wasn't till I was much older (I won't say how old) that I realized batteries didn't change kinds like fashion brands.

Also, when we lived in Europe, the winters were a whole lot colder than we were used to. So once we had all piled into the car and we're heading to church, of course, we'd complain about the cold despite car blankets and being bundled to high heaven. So my mom would tell us there was a light on the dash that would tell her when she could turn the hot air on. So we'd ask and ask about the light. There is no light. She would just watch the engine temp until it was warm enough to pump hot air into the van. I was also much older than I'd like to say when that clicked.

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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

More believable nowadays, considering how * certain * companies like to constantly change or eliminate things like recharging cords and headphone outlets with each new model of their product that comes out.

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I think my favorite was the quiet game. When kids are being loud and noisy, tell them we're going to play the quiet game. Whoever can stay quiet the longest, wins.

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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And I (the Dad) ALWAYS lost, after an appropriately long quiet time. Made the kids giggle like heck.

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Used to tell my nieces that everytime they lied a blue dot would show up on their forehead lol.

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30 Unethical Parenting Hacks For Moms And Dads Who Don’t Mind Manipulating Their Kids My niece believed that when the ice cream truck made music it was out of ice cream. She believed it so much she played that way with her American girl doll ice cream truck lol she figured it out around 9 years old.

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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My brother lived in Tiwain. The garbage trucks there played the "American Ice Cream Truck" music to notify people to bring out their trash. When his family moved back to the USA he didn't tell his kids that the music was for an ice cream truck. The kids that it was for a trash truck.

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My grandmother used to go around the house with a needle when my mom were like 2yo and everytime she or her brothers/sisters tried to touch an electrical outlet my grandma would sting them with the needle fast so they link the outlet to a hurtful experience.


None of the kids would go near an electrical outlet again. It worked like a charm the 1st day they discovered the outlets they would never try to touch them.

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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Putting a child safety covering on the outlet is more humane.

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A friend of mine convinced his kids that the toy store is really a toy museum. You can look, but you can’t touch and you can’t bring anything home.

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My mother used to tell us the shop wasn't opened for whatever we want if she forgot or didn't want to go. I swear that I wouldn't do that to my children. What did I do? I had to do it once or twice.

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4 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sometimes a small fib can help you avoid a lot of arguments, grief, and stress. Whether you like it or not, it happens to be true.

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When my daughter still believed in Santa Claus, I would pretend to call or text Santa when she misbehaved. I even had Alexa call Santa once because she thought I was bluffing and Alexa did try to call him LMAO. I had no idea Alexa could even do that.

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You're meant to read to your baby often and from as early as possible to help with language development. But for a good two years they won't understand what you're saying anyway so instead of the same baby books over and over I just scrolled through Reddit reading posts out loud.

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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is incorrect. Babies and toddlers understand so much more than this person believes. Read actual books to them. Read the words whilst pointing at them, and discuss what is happening in the pictures.

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Works for about age 2 to 5 when they're near a birthday. Tell the kid you'll take their birthday away if they don't shape up. "Oh, 4 year olds don't act like this. Maybe you aren't ready to turn 4. You may just have to stay 3 this year.".

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My husband told the nieces and nephews there was a test they had to take to be able to turn 10. By the time the youngest was turning 10, they all knew it was a joke but the y youngest still wanted to be given "The Test."

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I let my kid taste beer when she was 2-3 years old. And when i say taste, i mean she put a finger in the glass and taste it. Of course, she didn't like it.  


Then, every time i was drinking something i didn't want my kid to drink, like carbonated soft drinks, that are full of sugar, i always told her it's beer. I would reinforce that belief every time i would drink beer, letting her finger test. 


She reached 5 and a half years old, still not wanting to taste Pepsi, Sprite, Fanta etc and i hope i can keep the charade going for as long as i can. 


She did taste Pepsi once, but she said it's too sweet and preffered her apple juice...but i still don't want to risk it.

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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't like this one. It's just avoiding the harder conversation of 'you can't have that, it's not good for you' by lying to the kid. She's going to get a little older, figure out that you're practicing 'Do as I say, not as I do' and be rightfully pissed off about it. If you're going to be this strict about your kid drinking soda, how about giving it up yourself? Also, let the poor kid enjoy a soda once in a while! My parents didn't ban it, they just didn't keep it in the house except on special occasions, and I never picked up the habit. I only really drink it now at fast food drive-thrus. I *did* drink a lot of Little Hugs, but it's hard for those to become a real habit since you eventually realize they taste disgusting.

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It’s okay to do little white lies to get your kid to listen. Sometimes explaining it the correct way still doesn’t get through

for example if your kid has a problem with mooning people, you can just tell them that they’ll attract barking spiders that’ll attack at the sight of said butt and then boom! No more mooning👍.

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A friend volunteered for Peace Corps, and one of her stories was about when another volunteer felt a fly land on his butt as he was pooping. Because of the danger of botflies, he ran after her without pants or underwear, in tears, begging her to check his butt and pull off any eggs she saw.

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Kid wants juice all the time instead of water? Get a cold glass of water and tell them it’s “Ice Juice”.

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We tell the kids that the tooth fairy only buys clean teeth because she eats them and no one wants to eat dirty teeth. It's also how we explain that the tooth fairy still needs so many teeth after all these centuries.

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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But she makes necklaces! A tooth eater fairy sounds dangerous

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My parents used to tell me that the tooth fairy comes every night to check for teeth. If you loose one she takes it and leaves you money but if you didn’t loose one she would check if you brushed your teeth, if you didn’t she would pull them out.

Kinda dark of my parents but I always made sure to brush my teeth.

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You have Santa’s phone number. Still remember the time our babysitter told us that. She called the ole m**o once when we were acting up. Damn her.

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Tell them anything you are eating or drinking is spicy. Especially chocolate and ice cream.

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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I once caught my mom eating pieces of my chocolate bunny. I recognized the fur markings. She thought I was so stupid, telling me it was cat poop and insisting she was telling the truth. Like, if she wanted a piece she could've asked.

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I told my kids it's illegal to cuss, drink, smoke, or kiss until you're 18. It worked until my oldest was in middle school, when she heard a kid cussing at school and tried to get a teacher to call the cops.

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30 Unethical Parenting Hacks For Moms And Dads Who Don’t Mind Manipulating Their Kids Tell them that the hospital has a 5 year return policy.

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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't approve of that. Your children should never ever think that you won't be there for them no matter what.

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Blame them for your investments. I bought hella electronic music gear just saying that my kid might enjoy and get into it. She plays with it while I code. New Car? “I think [Child’s Name] would be more comfortable in a new car.”.

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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This isn’t lying to the child, but your spouse might object to your approach to him/her.

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Telling your child that an old man is watching their every move, and in order to get gifts they have to be good. and if they’re bad then they won’t get any presents at Christmas.

And also that the guy who Christmas is about is also watching them and if they don’t follow his rules they’ll be burned in hell for all eternity.

Also, we have a nanny cam set up in your room and if we see you’re being naughty you’ll be punished.

Oh, and the government is watching you too, all the time. They can basically read your mind.

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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sweet mercy, why would you want to rid them of any sense of privacy/autonomy and make them feel watched, everywhere?

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