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Parenting is a full-time job, and everyone knows that to work well, one needs to find and use a variety of tricks. A clever worker knows to learn from others, since experience is good, but can take a lot of time.

So It’s no surprise that some forward-thinking internet users seek out others' advice on how to get the most out of parenting. Netizens share the tips and tricks that helped them but be warned, these tidbits of advice are more clever, cunning, and unethical than cuddly. Be sure to upvote your favorites and comment your own suggestions below. 

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30 Of The Best ‘Evil’ Parenting Hacks That Are Helpful But Not Really Ethical Ensure your kids won’t bother you by telling them to wake you up in an hour so we can start cleaning the house - they will do anything to avoid waking you

firesofpompeii , Andrea Piacquadio Report

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30 Of The Best ‘Evil’ Parenting Hacks That Are Helpful But Not Really Ethical Tell your kid that they snore in their sleep really often, that way you’ll know if they’re pretending to sleep because they’ll fake snore

fig-lebowski , Tatiana Syrikova Report

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And if you tell them they fart in their sleep, they will poop trying, and you will know they are awake.

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30 Of The Best ‘Evil’ Parenting Hacks That Are Helpful But Not Really Ethical Play a game with your kids "Cop Cars" while traveling. Whoever spots the most cop cars from the start to end of the trip wins!

Great way to keep the kids occupied while also having an extra couple set of eyes looking out for cop cars you might not have noticed

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A quick perusal of these tips shows that a lot of them involve manipulating information. Or, to use a slightly more ugly word, lying. One doesn’t have to be an expert to know that lying isn’t an ethical skill to teach any child, but discerning truth, half-truths, and lies is a skill to start learning early. 

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Setting aside questions of ethics, which is not something we actually recommend one does at any time, there could be some benefits of “lying” to your kids. Lying through omission, perhaps, but still not exactly telling the truth. In many situations, experience is the best teacher. We don’t recommend actually putting a child in danger, but touching a hot stove teaches one about the heat a whole lot faster than just being told about it.

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30 Of The Best ‘Evil’ Parenting Hacks That Are Helpful But Not Really Ethical Going somewhere with your kids that doesn't allow outside food. Pack sandwiches and chips anyway. When questioned at the entrance, just say these items (bread, chs, meat, etc.) are approved for your child's "restricted diet".
Just did this recently with my son twice this week at my local water park. Saved me about 40 dollars in 2 all day trips. Just make the food reasonably healthy of course

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30 Of The Best ‘Evil’ Parenting Hacks That Are Helpful But Not Really Ethical Parents of young kids - Keep a stash of dead batteries with your good batteries. 1) Annoying toy. 2) Batteries go dead. 3) Replace batteries in front of kid from stash. 4) Aww, sorry honey, I just replaced the batteries but I guess it just doesn't work anymore. 5) Is that wrong?

cat_blep , mohamed abdelghaffar Report

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#6

30 Of The Best ‘Evil’ Parenting Hacks That Are Helpful But Not Really Ethical Hate your siblings? Buy their kids the loudest most obnoxious toys possible.

yeskushnercan , Markus Spiske Report

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You do this even if you love your siblings. It is your duty as a sibling to occasionally, lovingly torture them.

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Similarly, parenting is a lot of work, some might even say a full-time job. In 2023, most of us already have one full-time job, but what about a second? Parents do need to find ways to recuperate energy and if that means lying about chores to get a slightly longer nap, then all is good. At the end of the day, a parent needs to be rested in order to do all the things that are a part of raising a child. 

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30 Of The Best ‘Evil’ Parenting Hacks That Are Helpful But Not Really Ethical If you have a newborn baby, try to teach it to say the other parent's name first (e.g. "Dada", "Mama") then whenever the child is upset or needs something they will call for your partner not you, saving you a lot of hassle, especially at night.
...as a bonus you'll probably seem very altruistic for teaching your child your partner's name instead of your own as many people want their name to be baby's "first word" and actively try to teach it theirs first.

MagicBez , Andrea Piacquadio Report

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#8

30 Of The Best ‘Evil’ Parenting Hacks That Are Helpful But Not Really Ethical Want your kids to become good liars? Overreact about every little thing they do growing up.

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30 Of The Best ‘Evil’ Parenting Hacks That Are Helpful But Not Really Ethical When your children are young, tell them that when they lie a vein pops up in the middle of their forehead. When they are lying to you, they will subconsciously cover their forehead with their hand and you will instantly be aware of their dishonesty!

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In fact, just the status of parenthood gives one a few tools for manipulation. Children have a slightly unhinged fascination with all things adult, so by selectively limiting or labeling certain activities, one can trick children into doing chores, for example. Tell them the lawnmower is very powerful and off-limits, then find an excuse for why you can’t use it and see how quickly they flock to mow the lawn. 

#10

Concerned about unvaccinated children spreading infection? Start rumours amongst antivaxxers that exposure to vaccinated children can cause their unvaccinated children to develop autism....the antivaxxers will be sure to keep their children at a safe distance.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm more of a fan of the Russian antivaxx ploy. Tell the antivaxxers that Russians are spreading false news about vaccine effects so parents will choose not to vaccinate their kids, thus leaving future generations weaker and making it easier to invade. This only works if the antivaxxer in question is both dumb and racist though.

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#11

Occupy small children for hours by hiding four sweets in their bedroom and telling them you have hidden five.

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30 Of The Best ‘Evil’ Parenting Hacks That Are Helpful But Not Really Ethical How to stop kids from ding dong ditching? Install motion controller sprinklers.

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Some parents might find that their kids figure out the deception later. This is also not a bad thing. Parents generally have a child's best interests in mind, but out there in the real world, bosses, potential partners, and a whole slew of people are interested in manipulating and exploiting others. Best to teach them to always think a little and not take everything at face value. 

#13

30 Of The Best ‘Evil’ Parenting Hacks That Are Helpful But Not Really Ethical Next year get blackout drunk before you hide the kids Easter eggs. Finding them the next day will be fun for you too since you won't remember where they are.

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#14

30 Of The Best ‘Evil’ Parenting Hacks That Are Helpful But Not Really Ethical Prepare your kids for social media by putting their artwork on the fridge and writing a bunch of mean comments underneath

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30 Of The Best ‘Evil’ Parenting Hacks That Are Helpful But Not Really Ethical Set your toddlers YouTubeKids videos to 0.75X speed so they're distracted for longer.

Unotheserfreeright24 , Andrea Piacquadio Report

Ultimately, some of these methods fall into the category of incidental teaching. Often, it’s easier to retain lessons if they aren’t presented directly as lessons. Teaching through experience and example are all useful skills and tools, so the “unethical” part is more just a label than a true value judgment. 

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30 Of The Best ‘Evil’ Parenting Hacks That Are Helpful But Not Really Ethical Wanna find out if your kids are doing drugs? Tell them you're going on a weekend away and come back that evening.

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30 Of The Best ‘Evil’ Parenting Hacks That Are Helpful But Not Really Ethical Have some rowdy children who want to play? Tell them that you're all going to play hide and seek and that you'll be "it". Once you finish your countdown don't go anywhere and just enjoy your peace and quiet.

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#18

30 Of The Best ‘Evil’ Parenting Hacks That Are Helpful But Not Really Ethical Teach your kids that the ice cream truck only plays music when it is out of ice cream. It will make your life SO much easier. Trust me.

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30 Of The Best ‘Evil’ Parenting Hacks That Are Helpful But Not Really Ethical Make friends with a police officer in your city / town. If your teenagers ever get in trouble with the law, they’re more likely to be let off easy when the officer recognizes them as your child.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This actally happened with me, I'd known the local cop since I was young and when I got into my rebellious teenage phase and had constant warrants for my arrest, he used to come to the house and give me the option to hand myself in, therefore easing any potential punishments.

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30 Of The Best ‘Evil’ Parenting Hacks That Are Helpful But Not Really Ethical If you decide to adopt kids, tell them that if anyone makes fun of them for being adopted, they should say "At least I was wanted. You were probably a mistake and your parents didn't have the heart to tell you.".

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Sandra Morison
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's cruel , some children are not wanted. Better just to say at least I'm.special, I was chosen because they really wanted children.

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#21

Acquire a taste for spicy food and you most likely won't have to share with your kids.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is exactly how you learn the kids to eat spicy food though. They will keep on trying, until they like it too :)

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30 Of The Best ‘Evil’ Parenting Hacks That Are Helpful But Not Really Ethical If you are a parent, use your child's library card when checking books out of the library. Not only can you check out any book (adult or children's), but there is no fee if you return them late.

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Chuck E Cheese has timed cards as well as points, but the trick is that you can swipe the timed cards every 10-15 secs, So Instead of having to buy 4 cards for my kids, I just buy 1 timed card for them to all share & it works out perfectly, spent 2 hours having a ball with 2 60 min cards.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This isn't evil or unethical, it's brilliant! Kids learn the importance of sharing and taking turns and you save money.

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30 Of The Best ‘Evil’ Parenting Hacks That Are Helpful But Not Really Ethical Tell your kid that if he or she doesn't brush their teeth well enough, they'll all fall out. When they start to lose their baby teeth, tell them they didn't do a good enough job. This way, they'll brush their adult teeth really well.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A lot of these "tips " would only work if your child grows up completely isolated and never talks to others

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30 Of The Best ‘Evil’ Parenting Hacks That Are Helpful But Not Really Ethical As a parent of a baby, smell their diaper. If you DON’T smell poop, say, “Woah, somebody has a poopy diaper. “ Then take them to the other room and pretend to change them. Then the next time they poop tell your spouse, “It’s your turn. I changed them last time.”

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30 Of The Best ‘Evil’ Parenting Hacks That Are Helpful But Not Really Ethical When picking pumpkins this year, secretly buy them beforehand at Aldi’s where it’s significant cheaper and put them in the trunk. Then, take the kids to the pumpkin patch and have them pick out their pumpkin and tell them the workers will put them in the trunk for them.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or let the children choose their pumpkin at Aldi directly

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30 Of The Best ‘Evil’ Parenting Hacks That Are Helpful But Not Really Ethical Is your child waiting on a package? When you receive it, hide it before they see it. Every day they will offer to get the mail for you until it "arrives".

leafninjadog , Polina Tankilevitch Report

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30 Of The Best ‘Evil’ Parenting Hacks That Are Helpful But Not Really Ethical If you hold up your phone at the right angle during present unwrapping you can browse reddit while making it look like your taking family photos

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or you could put your phone down and spend time with your family. I know, it sucks.

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30 Of The Best ‘Evil’ Parenting Hacks That Are Helpful But Not Really Ethical Tell your kids that every time they lie or break a promise, they permanently lose a strand of hair on their head, and that if they lie too much, they will go bald at a very young age. Works like a charm!
Note: Avoid if you are bald, and also make them promise to keep it a secret at least till they turn 15 or something. Believe me, you don't want them going to a relative and be like "I see that you lie a lot" "No I don't, who told you that?" "LIAR LIAR!!! My mum told me!"

You can also add that they earn a strand everytime they help you, do a good deed or something...

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

a good relationship is based on trust ...... Preventing lies by means of a lie may seem smart. However, it breaks the child's trust in you and the world. A child learns by what adults model. Here the child is lied to on purpose, the cat bites its own tail.

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30 Of The Best ‘Evil’ Parenting Hacks That Are Helpful But Not Really Ethical If you're a teenage parent, name your child your EXACT name. No JR no 3rd etc. It will come in handy when you select singular personal healthcare later in life. Age between 20 and 40 is extremely difficult to discern.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or, if you're like my ex father in law who has the same name as his son, you can walk into your sons bank and clear out their account of funds leaving them stranded in a foreign country. Round of applause for Chase bank.

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#31

Going to a baseball game? Keep an old ball with you so if you catch the ball from the game you have a decoy ball to give to a kid who tries to get it. Not only do you look like a good guy but you get to keep the real ball from the game

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Snot nosed brat bothering you? Blast a frequency you can't hear but will drive them INSANE.
As we grow older, We lose the ability to hear higher frequencies. Certain frequencies can only be heard by people of a younger age.

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30 Of The Best ‘Evil’ Parenting Hacks That Are Helpful But Not Really Ethical Give your kids a bag of coal each for Christmas this year. When they cry just tell them Santa is wrong and you'll get it sorted. Once the shops open buy what they asked for. They will think you are a legend and Santa is a jerk. You will also get the presents for half price.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

but you'll ruin their Christmas. No amount of perfect presents will erase that memory.

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Exploit people's softness for kids by using your kid to get free stuff. That sports player you like tossing free tshirts/balls/pucks? Send your kid. Then take the item from your kid as "tax" so they learn to hate the IRS early on

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Need to take a long flight with small children? To minimize stress, send them as unaccompanied minors on a flight with a long layover, and take a direct flight yourself.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wouldn't it make more sense to take the layover yourself? That way you can spend a couple of childfree hours shopping in a foreign airport while your relatives watch your unwanted children!

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30 Of The Best ‘Evil’ Parenting Hacks That Are Helpful But Not Really Ethical Before age 5, tell your children about the tooth fairy and how she places curses on bad kids that slowly make their teeth fall out.

Before age 5, begin telling your children about the evil tooth fairy and how she looks for kids who lie and act bad when their parents aren't looking. When she finds one, she places a curse on the kids that slowly causes their teeth to fall out. When it starts to happen, act scared and tell them that if they start acting extra good their teeth will grow back bigger and stronger.

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When someone elderly asks what your children want for Christmas, tell them a gadget or video game you really want. The elderly relative thinks they are being cool, your child won't want the gift so you can have it, and they will get plenty of other presents anyway.

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30 Of The Best ‘Evil’ Parenting Hacks That Are Helpful But Not Really Ethical Kid doesn't want to eat something? Send them to a friends house to hangout, and give/tell the parents to cook the food your kid doesn't like! He will be forced to eat it, or be super embarrassing to a friend's family.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this post makes me sad. deliberately exposing a child just so YOU can impose your will on a child is something I personally find unnecessary. why should a child eat everything? there are phases. a child develops, let it discover new tastes at its own pace. You go beyond the limits of a child by forcing food on him. There are times when a child loves to eat spaghetti every day, we've all had that. there's nothing wrong with it. You don't have to provoke future eating disorders by knowingly linking food intake with bad emotions.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My life hack is ”you need to taste it, but you don’t need to eat it” rule. If they persist on not liking it for long enough, I just don’t offer it to them anymore, I have foods that I dislike too. Also before making food, I usually slice veggies like apples, cucumbers, tomatoes and bell peppers and tell kids(6 and 4) to eat them if they’re hungry. I get enough time to cook and kids eat more vegetables. Usually they have eaten the whole plate of almost 0,5 kg/1lbs of veggies even before I have got the food on the table.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also, no, he won’t be forced to eat it. It’s 2023. Where am I?

Edward Monks
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i used to have freidns come over to mine as a kid and tell my mum they didnt like what was being made. i dont think kids feel embarresd about tstuff like that

GoldfishCrackers
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would like to know if the author of this post willingly eats and enjoys every single food known to man… I don’t like it when my kids are picky about foods that I feel they should enjoy, but this just seems ridiculous.

Kobe (she)
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My mother actually did it. It worked, yet in a different non-forcing or embarrassing way. She would give my neighbour the broccoli. My Neighbour asked if I wanted to try this broccoli. Ate it happily, thinking it was way better than at my own house. Whilst it was exactly the same. Do that two times. Have a neighbour tell you she learned your mother to cook broccoli properly - and voila. I'm not a fan of lying - yet, this to me - is acceptable.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If they don't eat it and you told the family it was their favorite food, you are embarrassing yourself. They are going to blame you.

JL
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Based on the pic, maybe not trying to feed your kid broccoli the size of his head would also help.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sometimes, it's not that simple. Whenever I eat something I don't like, I throw up. I don't mean to throw up it just happens. Throwing up makes me feel awful and my parents know this. If my parents did this to me, I would be devastated. This post is awful.

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or just trust that kids, like adults, have their own likes/dislikes in food. You wouldn't force another adult to eat something they don't like, so why would you a kid? If my son says he doesn't like something, I ask if he has tried it, if not, I ask him to just try a bite. If he really doesn't like it, that's fine. Most of the time he does though. Forcing kids to eat foods they don't like can lead to bad eating habits or even eating disorders.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

“Super embarrassing” only works if they are over 14 years of age, and by then they’ve figured out all the tricks for avoiding food they don’t like.

Never Snarky
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is how I was brought up. It worked very well. Just one bite. I did it with my daughter. Worked great with her, too.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wouldn't work for me. I would politely say "I'm sorry, but I don't like that" and would even go hungry if I had no alternative. Three or four fancy meals happened this way too. One intolerant grandparent demanded I eat it... They had to clean up the puke after.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or don't. My kids now eat the things I used to not like because I did not force them. Or trick them. I allowed them to have some choices without falling into the trap of separate meals for everyone.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think if someone let their kid do this picky game is not even healthy. Most of the kids play this bc of attention seeking and not because they don't like the actual food or ingredient.

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Buy cases of fund raising candy from a distributor, then send your kids out to sell candy bars for a "charity."

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If you buy a hamster or a fish for your kids, get one in a solid, common color so you can easily replace it when it dies before they notice. Also, if already dead, you can "take it to the vet" and swap it. Hell, do some CPR and sleight of hand and "save" it.

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Same as with the cat. Teach and allow your children to experience grief and how to deal with it, as it might become more tricky to replace grandma/grandpa or even mom or dad when they are the first loved ones ever who happen to die on an (older) child/teen. (Edit: spelling mistakes)

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30 Of The Best ‘Evil’ Parenting Hacks That Are Helpful But Not Really Ethical When buying a cat for your young kids buy one that is all black or white that way when it dies you can replace it easily with out your kids even knowing.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's awful, why would you do that? Either the cat dies of old age in 15 years and the kid is going to be able to tell or you're planning on it dying as a kitten when the kid is still a toddler? What? If the worst happens help your child to grieve.

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