40 Times People Failed To Understand Instructions And It Resulted In Hilarious Mishaps

Same!!

Snorted what??

OMG! Someone loves me!!

I thought it was a dock. Many people enjoy boating....

Shhhhh, don't let them know!! 😁

Overthinking. Just go, there'll probably be free food and/or drinks.

AHA! thank you lol

That's an excellent MIB reference, and the pic certainly fits, 👍 Bravo 👏

*dancing naked through downtown*

Silly Walks, and all that?

i've used "B***h Cake" and "Shite Lips" but that one takes the cake

Um, a gimp is "a derrogatory term for someone that is disabled or has a medicial problem that results in physical impairment."

At least from a MOM. my mom calls me a twit

A story from the wonderfully eccentric island I call home: https://metro.co.uk/2022/10/29/is-this-the-end-of-the-line-for-the-somerset-gimp-17662389/

I recognize the method behind this move! It works like this: someone asks you to do something for them, something that you really don't want to do, so you do such a bad job of it that they will never again ask you to do anything for them... My son tried using this on me when he was younger, but I told him that not only did I know what he was trying to pull, but that I practically invented it!

Our rugged individualism made us impervious to bears. And logic.

No american thinks they can win a bear fight. None. Unless they are dumb.

No, we don't think that. What's with all the USA bashing?

Polar bears, gorillas, big cats . . . Yep. As an education volunteer at the zoo I got to hear all sorts of plans for how someone could win a fight with one of them. Unsurprisingly, these stories all seemed to come from young men either in company with other young men or a woman they were trying to impress. That they rarely brought these up when visiting alone or in the company of their families gave me hope that most of them really do know they’re full of sh*t.

With large grizzly bears you roll into a ball on your stomach. This protects your vital organs and shows the bear you're not a threat. With smaller black bears (they grow to about the size of a large dog) playing dead doesn't work, so you try to look large and menacing and "fight" back if necessary. Use large sticks or rocks you have at your disposal. You're not trying to actually win a fight, you're just showing them it won't be worth their time.

Because of all that practice we get fighting zombies.

where on earth did you get that idea? that is not a thing.

No, we're obviously too busy paying child support on the cubs

Too much drinking and not enough thinking.

We've watched too many videos out of Russia of people doing exactly that.

because we got gun. Big enough caliber and that bear is down.