Join the Fun!

#2

I Think A Squirrel Fell Off My Roof

Final score:

810points

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6 years ago

The Scrat from Ice age? :D

236points

#3

Kansas City Fire Department Saves Kansas City Police Department From Elevator

Final score:

802points

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6 years ago

I'm laughing way too much at this :DDDDDD

122points

#4

"When Your Three Year Old Tells Man At Mcdonald's That His Pants Are Falling Down." Friend's Photo

Final score:

783points

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RaroaRaroa 6 years ago

You tell him kid!

316points

#5

When I Was A Young Comedian, Robin Williams Stopped In To Do A Surprise Set On A Show I Was Hosting. Talked To Him For 20 Minutes After The Show. Then I Handed My Friend A Camera (Not A Phone, That's How Long Ago It Was) And Asked Robin For A Picture. He Gave Me A Huge Bear Hug And Said "How About Now?" What A Sweet Guy

When I Was A Young Comedian, Robin Williams Stopped In To Do A Surprise Set On A Show I Was Hosting. Talked To Him For 20 Minutes After The Show. Then I Handed My Friend A Camera (Not A Phone, That's How Long Ago It Was) And Asked Robin For A Picture. He Gave Me A Huge Bear Hug And Said "How About Now?" What A Sweet Guy

Final score:

780points

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Victor Calamity 6 years ago

This would be my most treasured picture--and memory

20points

#6

My Aunt Got Some New Neighbors Who Came By To Introduce Themselves Today.

Final score:

780points

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Bipolar King 6 years ago

Meet the Beavertons

175points

#7

It's As If It Was Meant To Be

Final score:

774points

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Daria B 6 years ago

So THIS is how some ancient cultures came to believe mountains were dead giants whi turned into landscape.

196points

#8

When I Was 11 I Played Chess With Morgan Freeman

Final score:

765points

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DeadStillPretty 6 years ago

Well that is pretty cool. I mean how many other people can say they played chess with God?

322points

#9

Upon Arriving To Help Get My Keys Out Of My Car, The AAA Guy Locked His Keys In His Car And Had To Call AAA

Final score:

706points

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Skure 6 years ago

Domino effect

139points

#10

A Gorilla Flipped Me Off, So I Flipped Him Off In Return And He Was Very Offended

Final score:

700points

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DeadStillPretty 6 years ago

First laugh of the morning

139points

#11

Girlfriend Saw A Rainbow Pigeon In London

Final score:

626points

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N G 6 years ago

These are quite common, escaped birds from London Zoo have been breading with the local pigeons.

122points

Ellis 6 years ago

So basically it's jist a filthy mudblood?

64points

It’s Caturday 3.0, Baby 6 years ago

Breeding with the local unicorns, you meant.

14points

Rcatheron 6 years ago

Breading? Like a fish filet? 😂

8points

Pastel Ghostie 6 years ago

How does one bread

7points

TheReader19 6 years ago

I did not know this, however up here in Birmingham parrots are starting to become as common as pigeons due to so many escaping from homes

5points

Jessica Stohr 6 years ago

I thought it rolled in chalk! Awesome that that's it's real coloring!

5points

Melody Lanzatella 6 years ago

ESCAPED??? You mean they had them locked up somehow??

1point

ptm45 6 years ago

BREEDING

1point

Emma Perkins 6 years ago

It looks like a pigeon mixed with a dove to me!

-1point

Ian Rispin 6 years ago

I think you mean breeding.

-3points

PsychoPrincess 6 years ago

New spokesbird for the LGBT community

22points

Aleksandra Kozłowska 6 years ago

Exactly

4points

DeadStillPretty 6 years ago

That pigeon is fabulous. It's like Pigeon Liberace. We need some of those in NYC.

16points

Twinkle Wolf 6 years ago

MAGIC PIGEON

9points

Lyone Fein 6 years ago

Must be a Hindu pigeon celebrating Holi.

4points

FlawsomeTurtle 6 years ago

It's a LGBT bird.

4points

Starflower 6 years ago

Fabulous!

1point

Banana Chan 6 years ago

I need a go to London. I mean where else are you gonna see this kind of stuff?

3points

eyo too 6 years ago

Now find one with a unicorn horn and I'll be really impressed.

3points

Elizabeth Scarborough 6 years ago

Women spend hundreds of dollars to have their hair look just like these feathers.

3points

John McIlveen 6 years ago

Pigeons on LSD.

3points

Jessica Stohr 6 years ago

Beautiful!!

3points

Celeste Munoz 6 years ago

What a beautiful creature!

3points

Mikyla McEwen 6 years ago

Looks like it rolled in chalk

3points

Noctis Nix 6 years ago

The closest thing I can find is a passion pigeon, I'm pretty sure at this point that this pigeon was colored artificially or by accident. no way by breeding or nature

3points

Claire Shamgochian 6 years ago

It looks like the poor bird in chalk. It can't be healthy for him to ingest that when he preens.

3points

Jasmina Wetherley 6 years ago

so beautiful!

2points

6 years ago

This is so beautiful :O

2points

Stacy Winnubst 6 years ago

Oh wow, beautiful.

1point

Grace Smith 6 years ago

Beautiful

1point

Samantha Beckett 6 years ago

pretty!

1point

Kiia Sinkari 6 years ago

sooo prettyyy

1point

MimsLarson 6 years ago

That's one of the prettiest birds I have ever seen!

1point

Jessica M W 93 6 years ago

so apparently cross breeding of different pigeons leds to this? it’s beautiful!

1point

Kim Lorton 6 years ago

Oh, how lovely!

1point

Kamau Njenga 6 years ago

Hey Dude... Got some meatballs left there

1point

Faith Nicole 6 years ago

How beautiful

1point

Karen Drucks 6 years ago

How very cool!

1point

Kananiokalani Neizmen 6 years ago

Very unique!

1point

Jennifer Marshall 6 years ago

Ok, that’s just awesome!

1point

Beverly Palmacci 6 years ago

How lovely!!

1point

Elizabeth Gruenwald 6 years ago

Luv it

1point

Laura Perkinson 6 years ago

very pretty.

1point

Debbie Palmer 6 years ago

WOW, soooo pretty.

1point

Susy Yardley 6 years ago

Beautiful

1point

Pamela Goad 6 years ago

Oh my goodness! How incredible!

1point

Sharon Ewing 6 years ago

Beautiful .

1point

Joyce Berman 6 years ago

Cool!

1point

Mhiller17 6 years ago

wow. GORGEOUS

1point

Cookie 6 years ago

Some people must've been celebrating Holi.

1point

Analyn Lahr 6 years ago

Pretty.

1point

Hazel Beswick 6 years ago

whoa!

1point

Carole Waters 6 years ago

That’s really pretty

1point

Sandra Bartsch 6 years ago

Wow pretty

1point

Joy 2 years ago

"Holi bird Batman!"

0points

Pink Rose 4 years ago

Howd he get that color

0points

Elaine Mattingly 4 years ago

Then she screamed LOOK! LOOK! LOOK!

0points

Ashley Conover 4 years ago

Gorgeous

0points

no one cares about you 4 years ago

gay pride pigeon....

0points

Jennifer Johnson 4 years ago

much prettier than the normal ones

0points

Koala007 6 years ago

Pride.

0points

kaylyn 6 years ago

cute

0points

Leslie Holtslander 6 years ago

Gorgeous

0points

Debbie Andersson 6 years ago

How tough??

0points

Nelly Panda 6 years ago

It probably got covered in chalk

2points

soulbossanova9 6 years ago

And then do they make pigeon nuggets?

-1point

Bipolar King 6 years ago

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#12

So This Happened In Northern Wisconsin

Final score:

621points

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Kara E. Lovett 6 years ago

OMG that's adorable.

90points

#13

After Eight Hours Of Balancing Stones On The Beaches Of Lake Superior Yesterday, I Was Exhausted. Then I Saw This Big White Rock, Got Re-Inspired, And Created One More Piece, The Favorite Of The Day

Final score:

619points

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Victor Calamity 6 years ago

OK, that's impressive

168points

#14

Paddling In The Middle Of Monterey Bay, And This Guy Needed A Break

Final score:

614points

Paul Paramore

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Yuslimul marufa 6 years ago

Cute, just totally cute

123points

#15

I Go Walking, After Midnight, Out In The Moonlight

Final score:

613points

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Lonely Dragon 6 years ago

This is so freaking funny to me

83points

#16

Sandwich Shop Offers Liam Neeson Free Food, Liam Neeson Show Up

Final score:

612points

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DeadStillPretty 6 years ago

Ok this is awesome. xD

109points

#17

Photo My Mom Took Today. Deer Slipping On Ice

Final score:

601points

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6 years ago

The deer stand up and thought " Whew, No one saw that i hope"

231points

#18

On The Boat With My Family And I Was Sitting On The Edge To Get A Good Photo Of The Water And Me And Two Dolphins And It's Calf Jumped Out Of The Water And This Image Was Caught At The Perfect Time

Final score:

587points

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6 years ago

This is so perfect!!!!

97points

#19

My Girlfriend Happened To Catch All 3 Stages In A Ladybugs Life Cycle On A Single Leaf

Final score:

571points

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Vlad Horobet 6 years ago

It's the first time i actually see the first 2 stages. Cool pic.

206points

#20

Sorry Class, My Dog Ate Everyone's Homework

Final score:

548points

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Кonstantin 6 years ago

Class happy

151points

#21

Sitting On The Couch With A Headache And An Ice Pack On My Head When My Girlfriend Tells Me Not To Move

Final score:

499points

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Andrew Gibb 6 years ago

he sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he know if you are using twitter; please don't for goodness sake!

259points

#22

Saw An Owl Hanging From One Wing On A Barb Wire Fence. I Ran In Rescue Of The Owl. It Was Tangled In One Of The Barbs So I Had To Cut The Wire With A Shears. When Finally Freed, It Practically Fell Into My Arms As If I Was Its Guardian. From There I Brought It To The Local DNR Office

Saw An Owl Hanging From One Wing On A Barb Wire Fence. I Ran In Rescue Of The Owl. It Was Tangled In One Of The Barbs So I Had To Cut The Wire With A Shears. When Finally Freed, It Practically Fell Into My Arms As If I Was Its Guardian. From There I Brought It To The Local DNR Office

Final score:

496points

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Jörg Zingler 6 years ago

Bless you.

163points

#23

Heard Something Going On In The Kitchen Then Heard Screams Of Bloody Murder. Walked In And Saw This. A Goat Stuck In My Trash Can

Final score:

496points

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Vlad Horobet 6 years ago

Lemme guess: you don't have a goat.

255points

#24

Mom Told Me The Rooster Was After Her Today. Had To Check Security Camera To Verify

Final score:

495points

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Daria B 6 years ago

Oh, Birds can get nasty when they're angry. My mom still has "childhood trauma" from an angry goose running after her. Never mess with the birds, and never give them the wrong look.

130points

#25

I Had 3 Different Colored Squirrels In My Yard

Final score:

493points

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Katharine Margaret Pedelty 6 years ago

Wait… you can get white squirrels?!? I only recently found out about black ones!!!

102points

#26

Buddy Of Mine Calls Me To Tell Me He Just Rolled His Jeep Through A Telephone Pole. I Said Pics Or It Didn't Happen. He Sent Me This

Final score:

485points

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Sharon Palmer 6 years ago

Oh my god!

112points

#27

My Buddy Went To A Wedding Last Weekend And This Swan Wouldn't Stop Staring At Him Through The Door

Final score:

477points

POST

6 years ago

WHY AM I NOT INVITED????

146points

#28

Proposed To My Girlfriend And Realized There Is A Heart In Our Shadows

Final score:

472points

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Mama Panda 6 years ago

Love was meant to be <3

102points

#29

I Went Away To Nerd Fitness Camp And Really Took To The Archery Portion. In Some Freak Shot, I Managed To Shoot The Edge Of A Balloon Without Popping It. The Instructor Never Saw Anything Like It

Final score:

466points

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JillVille Child Care 6 years ago

This is really neat! How was the rest of nerd camp?

83points

#30

Hadn't Seen My Bff In A Couple Of Years. After An 8 Hour Drive, I Got Out Of The Car As She Walked Out Of The House. In The Same Damn Shirt

Final score:

459points

Alli Marston

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Cerys Dunbar 6 years ago

when your best friends you never lose that psychic connection

133points

#31

Saw This Caterpillar At Work Today That Has Little Penguins On Its Back

Final score:

434points

POST

TheBoredPanda 6 years ago

It's a penguipillar.

140points

#32

Just Happened To See A Rainbow On Rainbow Blvd

Final score:

424points

POST

Victor Calamity 6 years ago

A Tip: Stay away from Morningwood Drive in Antioch, Tennessee

156points

#33

Chuck Norris Pinned By My Dad

Final score:

404points

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Daria B 6 years ago

This is not unbelievable because it's your dad with Chuck Norris, it's unbelievable because Chuck Norris got pinned. ^_-

130points

#34

A Butterfly With '89' On The Side Of Its Wing Landed On My Shorts

Final score:

391points

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Sharon Palmer 6 years ago

Or BP, could it stand for butterfly police?

248points

#35

My Friend Texted Me Saying She Was Watching A Squirrel Eat A Pizza In A Tree. I Said, "Pics Or It Didn't Happen." She Replied With This

Final score:

381points

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Kira Thesloth 6 years ago

The ones at my university like to eat ice cream cones.

57points

#36

An Owl Flew Into My Car Once, In Las Vegas, While The Car Was Moving With The Windows Open. I Spent A Solid 3 Hours Figuring Out How To Get This Out Of My Car

Final score:

376points

POST

Bipolar King 6 years ago

Owl: Can't a bird ride an Uber in peace?

134points

#37

I Love Retail

Final score:

367points

POST

kalle1724 6 years ago

Need to find that store... I have a few Hypercolor shirts that I need to return.

93points

#38

Johnny Depp Was In My In-Laws' Wedding Band, 1982

Final score:

353points

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Monica Jfk 6 years ago

Wow, Cry baby

55points

#39

Went To An Ax Throwing Booth At A Regional Highland Games And Threw An Ax Into Another Ax That Was Already On The Target

Final score:

352points

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N G 6 years ago

Axactly on target

163points

#40

How Is That Even Possible?

Final score:

345points

POST

Daria B 6 years ago

When you wanna be Batman, but you can't afford a batcave.

179points

#41

So I'm In The Taco Bell Drive Through And He Jumps Through My Car Window And Into My Lap. Meet Jose

Final score:

342points

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Lira Mai 6 years ago

Well you have a cat now.

166points

#42

I Was Mowing My Lawn And Came Across This Pink Grasshopper

Final score:

340points

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kate h 6 years ago

So pretty!! (note: it's a Katydid, not a grasshopper)

154points

#43

After I Poured Milk Into My Coffee, I Found Snoopy On The Doghouse Under The Moon

Final score:

339points

POST

Victor Calamity 6 years ago

Cute! I like that!

45points

#44

So This Just Happened

Final score:

335points

POST

Bored Phoenix 6 years ago

A car in a pickup in a lorry in a montrosity?

62points

#45

I Was Taking Fresh Air At The Window When Suddenly

Final score:

330points

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Romane Rose 6 years ago

No worries here, it's a fake whale. It was being moved for an exposition or a theater play, in Belgium (Liège, you can check it on Google). I remember it, it was everywhere in the news, quite a story

241points

#46

We Were At An Event When I Was A Kid. Muhammad Ali Was There Doing A Boxing Demo Of Some Sort. All I Knew Was There Was A Big Dude Beating People Up And I Didn't Want Any Part Of It. After, We Were Mingling Around, And He Comes Right At Us, I Was Crying Apparently, My Mom Threw Me Into His Arms And Snapped This Pic

We Were At An Event When I Was A Kid. Muhammad Ali Was There Doing A Boxing Demo Of Some Sort. All I Knew Was There Was A Big Dude Beating People Up And I Didn't Want Any Part Of It. After, We Were Mingling Around, And He Comes Right At Us, I Was Crying Apparently, My Mom Threw Me Into His Arms And Snapped This Pic

Final score:

320points

POST

Mama Panda 6 years ago

Wow! this an amazing treasure!!! RIP Muhammad Ali...

78points

#47

After Sixteen Years Of Driving Past This Sign, It Finally Happened

Final score:

319points

POST

Crazy Dog Lady 6 years ago

Not just regular hoes.

100points

#48

Found A 94 Year Old Dollar On The Ground

Final score:

318points

POST

Dave Roger 6 years ago

Notice it does not say "In God We Trust."

31points

#49

A Buck Decided To Lay Down By My University's Library Windows

Final score:

312points

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Katie Smith 6 years ago

I'd have stayed there until the buck left. They're so beautiful.

73points

#50

My Bus Driver Looks Almost Exactly Like Walter White From Breaking Bad

Final score:

296points

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Andrew Gibb 6 years ago

I AM THE ONE THAT DRIVES!

108points

#51

2 Steps Into Walking Down The Aisle. He Said 'Goddamit Jeri, Did My Pants Just Fall Down?'

Final score:

292points

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PsychoPrincess 6 years ago

Awe poor guy. Hes adorable though

86points

#52

I Was Playing With My Cat When This Happend. She's Sucking Her "Thumb"

Final score:

286points

Deanna Callahan Billman

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Mama Panda 6 years ago

awwwww

61points

#53

I Was Buying Coffee At The Gas Station This Morning When I Noticed This

Final score:

284points

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Amanda Mason 6 years ago

The question is: did SHE notice?

155points

#54

A Little Over Two Years Ago I Took A Selfie With A Google Car And It Ended Up On Googlemaps

Final score:

279points

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Elise 6 years ago

wow

43points

#55

Normal Day In Australia... Just Witnessed The Local Police In Hot Pursuit Of Two Emus

Final score:

272points

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DeadStillPretty 6 years ago

Bad boys bad boys, what cha gonna do, what cha gonna do when they come for you

116points

#56

This Happened Unexpectedly To My Dad's Friend In Idaho Circa 1980 While He Was Leaning Into His Car To Get Something

Final score:

270points

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6 years ago

Humped by a deer?! Not any thing you see every day Unless you're a deer i mean

75points

#57

I Work As A Rocket Launch Photographer And I Place Cameras At The Launchpads At Cape Canaveral. When I Tell People That, They Usually Don't Believe Me, So I Show Them My Photos. Sometimes They Still Don't Believe Me

I Work As A Rocket Launch Photographer And I Place Cameras At The Launchpads At Cape Canaveral. When I Tell People That, They Usually Don't Believe Me, So I Show Them My Photos. Sometimes They Still Don't Believe Me

Final score:

264points

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Mama Panda 6 years ago

The top one is amazingly beautiful!

62points

#58

My Mom Rehabilitates Large Cats, As In Lions Tigers Jaguars Cougars Etc... She Always Has Scratches On Her Arms And Legs And No One Ever Believed Our Family When She Told Them Why

Final score:

262points

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Catherine Marcelo 6 years ago

aww, poor little thing...

39points

#59

My Dad And I Were Driving Down A Highway And Found His Doppelganger On A Billboard

Final score:

261points

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Victor Calamity 6 years ago

That's hilarious! And creepy...

65points

#60

Dude Just Picked Up A Goose And Casually Walked Away With It When I Was Feeding Ducks With My Kids. Turns Out He Raised The Geese From When They Were Babies And Just Holds Them About Every Day

Final score:

247points

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tweetybird 6 years ago

that kids arm

131points

#61

Found A Message In A Bottle While Kayaking In The Charles River In Boston. Some Girl Had Written A Funny, Raunchy Message And A Number On It. Called The Number Eventually, Met Up, Been Dating For Over 4 Years Now

Found A Message In A Bottle While Kayaking In The Charles River In Boston. Some Girl Had Written A Funny, Raunchy Message And A Number On It. Called The Number Eventually, Met Up, Been Dating For Over 4 Years Now

Final score:

235points

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Mhiller17 6 years ago

Ahh this is adorable!

38points

#62

A Turkey Has Been Trying To Sneak Into My Wife's Store Every Morning For The Past Week. I Didn't Believe Her. She Just Sent Me This Pic

Final score:

226points

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DeadStillPretty 6 years ago

He;s planning a little Thanksgiving revenge.

79points

#63

I've Been Looking For This Forever. Finally Found It At My Parents House. Here's My Twin Brother Eating Pizza With Some Famous Twins In 1991. When I Was In 10th Grade My High School Friends Didn't Believe That Mary Kate And Ashley Olsen Used To Be Friends With My Twin Brother And I

I've Been Looking For This Forever. Finally Found It At My Parents House. Here's My Twin Brother Eating Pizza With Some Famous Twins In 1991. When I Was In 10th Grade My High School Friends Didn't Believe That Mary Kate And Ashley Olsen Used To Be Friends With My Twin Brother And I

Final score:

224points

POST

DeadStillPretty 6 years ago

Looks like a full house. Eh? EH?! I'll see myself out.

126points

#64

I Once Bought A Disposable Camera. There Was A Picture Taken Already

Final score:

220points

POST

Lonely Dragon 6 years ago

A bit sad

118points

#65

Went To Change The Decal On My License Plate. Nope

Final score:

220points

POST

Stinkypie Ticklebum 6 years ago

They're like "Do it–see what happens"

81points

#66

Spotted This Little Guy Holding On For Dear Life On My Way Into Work This Morning

Final score:

215points

POST

CBN2143 6 years ago

Waiting for the buffet to open.

77points

#67

I Snuck In To A Volcom Release Party By Wearing A Grocery Store Receipt

Final score:

215points

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Bhupendra Chaudhary 6 years ago

New year parties are coming! let's try our luck. :P

38points

#68

Someone Checked In A Stick At The Airport

Final score:

205points

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Andrew Gibb 6 years ago

It's a stick insect having a holiday on the cheap - it wisely kept it's mouth and eyes shut to avoid detection STCIK-5a44...7e205e.jpg

122points

#69

Twin Albino Deer We Saw In West Virginia

Final score:

204points

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Sky 6 years ago

They'll probably be shot by disgusting trophy hunters eventually, those people need to burn for eternity.

80points

#70

My Wife Met Chris Pratt... Anna Faris Didn't Approve

Final score:

201points

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Lira Mai 6 years ago

Is she the reason why they split.

62points

#71

My Grandpa Kept Telling Me That He Had 8 "Gal Pals" At His Senior Home. I Didn't Believe Him Until I Saw This Picture Hanging Up On His Fridge

Final score:

201points

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DeadStillPretty 6 years ago

Grandpa got game

88points

#72

Looked Out My Window At Work And Saw This

Final score:

200points

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Stille20 6 years ago

We had a lose goat in my town and we aren't even rural. sucker was alluding people all over town and there were regular reports in the paper.

31points

#73

My Husband Left For Work One Morning, Took The Train. When He Got Back To The Car After A Long Day At Work He Found Our Bunny Sitting Under The Car In The Parking Lot. The Train Station Is A 20min Drive From Our Home, No Idea How It Got There! He Managed To Catch The Bunny, And Bring It Back Home

My Husband Left For Work One Morning, Took The Train. When He Got Back To The Car After A Long Day At Work He Found Our Bunny Sitting Under The Car In The Parking Lot. The Train Station Is A 20min Drive From Our Home, No Idea How It Got There! He Managed To Catch The Bunny, And Bring It Back Home

Final score:

195points

Severine Gevaert

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Emilija Juškovė 6 years ago

Magic hat?

56points

#74

The Missus Saw A Raccoon Crossing The Road This Morning, So She Slowed To Let It Pass... Then She Lost Track Of It. Here's Where It Ended Up

Final score:

195points

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Bipolar King 6 years ago

That's Rocket....he's casually building a bomb

127points

#75

I Threw A Dorito On The Ground And It Landed On Its Side

Final score:

189points

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Liam. Just Liam. 6 years ago

You sir, are my hero.

58points

#76

I Am Your God, I've Been Here The Whole Time. Just For Reference I Used Every Single Jenga Piece And No There Was No Glue Used

Final score:

183points

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Risa Lovee 6 years ago

That is some dedication! :O *claps in admiration*

45points

#77

Someone Pretended To Be Tom Cruise In A Small Chicken Shop In North Eastern Thailand And Is Remembered There Forever

Final score:

183points

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Andrew Gibb 6 years ago

Show me the chicken, just show me the chicken!

38points

#78

Someone Somehow Managed To Throw A Budweiser Bottle Inside The Wall Of My University Campus Without Smashing It

Final score:

181points

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Kara E. Lovett 6 years ago

That's weirdly impressive. O.O

64points

#79

Spotted In Austin, TX. Seems Legit

Final score:

181points

POST

Victor Calamity 6 years ago

I don't get it. This is how I normally go to work

148points

#80

I Was Eating Lunch In The Local Park When I Heard A Rustling Sound Under The Bench I Was Sat On. Then A Squirrel Ran Out From Underneath It Carrying A Full Doughnut, Sat On The Grass In Front Of Me And Proceeded To Eat The Entire Thing

Final score:

174points

POST

Mama Panda 6 years ago

I wonder if his name is Homer

43points

#81

My Co-Worker's Friend Just Saw This In Florida While Driving. They Were Even Barking

Final score:

168points

POST

DeadStillPretty 6 years ago

I will believe anything as long as it has "in Florida" in the description

147points

#82

Elevator Rides

Final score:

162points

POST

FlyGirl 6 years ago

Did he have the Declaration with him?

32points

#83

So This Happened To My Neighbor Last Night... Don't Drive Drunk

Final score:

160points

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Bipolar King 6 years ago

*In sir David Attenborough's voice* " Here we have a rare photo of then Aquatic jeep in its natural habitat"

116points

#84

My Dad Thought 2-Year-Old Me Was Strong Enough To Hang From The Curtain Rod While He Takes A Picture

Final score:

157points

POST

theo james 6 years ago

and im freeee free fallin

81points

#85

It's So Cold Right Now That I Can't Even Flush The Toilet

Final score:

157points

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Stinkypie Ticklebum 6 years ago

Wow. Makes the statement "Yew could p**s an' lean on it" more than apocryphal!

23points

#86

This Man Is Wearing Jeans Under His Suit

Final score:

148points

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RaroaRaroa 6 years ago

That's not just any man, that's Denim Man. His super power is durability.

65points

#87

A Beaver Took The Power Out For 10 Hours At Our Wedding In Canada

Final score:

143points

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JillVille Child Care 6 years ago

That beaver was determined, that job took awhile to do!

31points

#88

This Girl At The Gas Station Behind Me - Should I Tell Her The Evidence She Got Busy Last Night Is On Her Hood?

Final score:

143points

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kalle1724 6 years ago

or someone else got busy...

66points

#89

Lizard Laid Eggs In My Wall

Final score:

136points

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Kipper Mcgee 6 years ago

I once saw lizard eggs in my garden when I was very little. I bit on one, thinking it was a candy egg(they were really small).

41points

#90

Was At The Pub Last Night. Walked In And Saw This

Final score:

135points

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RaroaRaroa 6 years ago

Ewww. Why would you want to pee closer to your mouth? Maybe I shouldn't ask.

73points

#91

Went To Throw My Empty Cup Out And Didn't Hear It Hit The Ground. Looked Over To Make Sure It Went In And Saw This

Final score:

135points

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JV 6 years ago

This is the last straw...

54points

#92

Saw This Woman Getting A Better View Of The Eclipse

Final score:

134points

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Victor Calamity 6 years ago

Technically, she IS closer...

75points

#93

Got Mistaken For An Extra While On Bourbon And Ended Up Spending The Entire Night On The Preacher Set. Had The Best Time Of My Life And Got In The Show

Final score:

130points

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Elise 6 years ago

how lucky

22points

#94

I Had An Airplane Window Shatter On Me In The Middle Of A Flight. I Took A Pic After I Landed

Final score:

130points

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TheBoredPanda 6 years ago

omg, now that's scary!

55points

#95

Grandma Didn't Make It In Time

Final score:

129points

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Gayle Bynum Cardosa 6 years ago

Who the hell was raising the bridge? They're supposed to clear it before they raise it!

79points

#96

Certain Hasidic Jewish Sects Travel With Blindfolds To Prevent Young Men From Seeing Immodestly Clad Women

Final score:

124points

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RaroaRaroa 6 years ago

Must be awful to be raised not to have any self control.

194points

#97

This Mr. Potato Head And The Dude Praying

Final score:

122points

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Victor Calamity 6 years ago

"Please, O Great One...bring them all back for 'Toy Story 4'"

43points

#98

My Dad Was Petting A Tiger And Taking Pictures. The Tiger Didn't Like That Apparently And Got Ahold Of His Wrist. He Thought To Himself "I Might As Well Take The Last Picture Of Hand While It's Attached To My Arm." He Was Able To Free Himself

My Dad Was Petting A Tiger And Taking Pictures. The Tiger Didn't Like That Apparently And Got Ahold Of His Wrist. He Thought To Himself "I Might As Well Take The Last Picture Of Hand While It's Attached To My Arm." He Was Able To Free Himself

Final score:

120points

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6 years ago

How stupid are you to pet a tiger... :O

82points

#99

So This Happened In My High School's Weather Broadcast

Final score:

117points

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Jade Lynn 6 years ago

My highschool's mascot was the Trojan... so the kids named our station Trojan Information Television Station... T.I.T.S for short.

56points

#100

Saw This Guy Playing A Goddammed Recorder While Driving His Fiat On The Highway

Final score:

117points

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Victor Calamity 6 years ago

Ah! Google's latest: a music-powered car

50points

#101

Today Is The Proudest Day Of My Life. I Successfully Took A Picture Of Me High Fiving Myself

Final score:

116points

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SykesDaMan 6 years ago

... after 57 phones!! :D

109points

#102

The Stress Is Getting To Him

Final score:

110points

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Bipolar King 6 years ago

Run forest run

25points

#103

Will The Balcony Resist The Weight?

Final score:

106points

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Zenozenobee 6 years ago

Nah, you don't get it. He's just trying to solve the math problem his teacher gave him: if I fill my balcony with water to use it as a swimming pool, how many liter will it take until I end up crushed 3 floors lower....

77points

#104

This Is How The State Fair Propped The Roller Coasters Up

Final score:

106points

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Victor Calamity 6 years ago

"Hey, Carol, you're my wife's mother...let's let bygones be bygones. Here, I'll treat you to a ride on the rollercoaster..."

22points

#105

I Was Once Attacked By A Guy On Drugs Who Was Dressed In A Karate Outfit And Was Wielding Two Swords. In The End I Fought Him Off With My Skateboard

Final score:

100points

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DaisyAppreciation 6 years ago

A truly epic battle, Sir. Well fought.

46points

#106

I Was Drunk And Snuck Onto A Red Carpet Event With A Friend. I Was Interviewed And Pretended I Was In The Movie, Spoke About How I Connected With The Character. I Was Never Able To Find The Interview, But Here's A Pic (I'm The One In A White Dress Shirt)

Final score:

90points

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kyrilavera 6 years ago

kewl!

3points

#107

I Was Once Woken Up On An Exam Day By Strange Whirring Sounds To Find A Huge Indian Army Hot-Air Balloon Landing In Front Of Our House. This Was Sometime In 2007

Final score:

87points

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Taryn Wallace 6 years ago

This stuff happens all the time in Reno when the Balloon Races are going on

20points

#108

I Crawled Into A Bear Cave With Two Cousins To Video Tape Hibernating Bears When I Was A Teenager...they Were Not Asleep. Our Parents Destroyed The Tape In Hopes That It Would Prevent Future Stupidity, But These Pictures Survived

I Crawled Into A Bear Cave With Two Cousins To Video Tape Hibernating Bears When I Was A Teenager...they Were Not Asleep. Our Parents Destroyed The Tape In Hopes That It Would Prevent Future Stupidity, But These Pictures Survived

Final score:

87points

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PsychoPrincess 6 years ago

No offense but how stupid can you be? it's a freaking bear!!! I don't care what time of year it is it's still a freaking bear!

96points

#109

My Dad And Two Of His Best Friends Found One Of Busses Of Their School Unlocked And With The Keys Inside. They Took It For An Hour Long Ride To The City To Buy Beer. They Were Caught By The Police Later And Luckily The School Didnt Press Charges. This Was In A Florida Boarding School. Proof 1

My Dad And Two Of His Best Friends Found One Of Busses Of Their School Unlocked And With The Keys Inside. They Took It For An Hour Long Ride To The City To Buy Beer. They Were Caught By The Police Later And Luckily The School Didnt Press Charges. This Was In A Florida Boarding School. Proof 1

Final score:

82points

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Marty Sunderland 6 years ago

Florida

28points

#110

I Was Telling My Friends A Story About How A Family Of Bears Were Living On My College Campus, And Me And My Idiot Friends There Decided It Would Be A Good Idea To Try To Train The Bears To Come Up To Our Dorm Windows

I Was Telling My Friends A Story About How A Family Of Bears Were Living On My College Campus, And Me And My Idiot Friends There Decided It Would Be A Good Idea To Try To Train The Bears To Come Up To Our Dorm Windows

Final score:

82points

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Caroline Huot 6 years ago

I'm sorry but you're fricking idiots. How many times do people have to tell you not to feed wildlife? Geezus.

82points

#111

When You Hit A Wall Within A Door! I Unwrapped By Ice-Cream Just To Unwrap It Again!

Final score:

80points

Joe Kobersy

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theo james 6 years ago

SURPRISE M********A

44points

#112

My Son Getting To First Base With A Camel

Final score:

80points

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Victor Calamity 6 years ago

Wow, I can't tell which of them is coming off as more desperate

34points

#113

Got Pretty Drunk With Friends And Was Driven Home. Couldn't Sleep, Apparently Switched On My Pc And Started Looking At Government Surplus Auctions. Woke Up The Next Morning And Found That I Had Several Emails Notifying Me That I Had Ten Days To Drive Out To My Local Navy/Dept. Of Defense Storage Facility To Collect My Baggage Scanning X-Ray Machine

Got Pretty Drunk With Friends And Was Driven Home. Couldn't Sleep, Apparently Switched On My Pc And Started Looking At Government Surplus Auctions. Woke Up The Next Morning And Found That I Had Several Emails Notifying Me That I Had Ten Days To Drive Out To My Local Navy/Dept. Of Defense Storage Facility To Collect My Baggage Scanning X-Ray Machine

Final score:

78points

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Z 6 years ago

I wonder what prompted your drunk brain to decide you needed an x ray baggage scanner

31points

#114

I'm An Australian Idiot Student And I Once Interned For A Local Law Firm In The Middle East. I'm Not Hard To Spot

Final score:

76points

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Gerry Higgins 6 years ago

well, it's a hiJob I guess

15points

#115

I Won't Let You Fall! Said One Palm To The Other... This Is Truly Friendship

Final score:

74points

Gaia

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Kara E. Lovett 6 years ago

I like the title of this image. Friendship isn't limited to people!

26points

#116

A Bird Picked My Nose

Final score:

74points

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Victor Calamity 6 years ago

That's what happens when you're lazy AND clever

20points