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Everyone is entitled to their own opinions. I’m not going to waste energy trying to convince you that olives are an elite pizza topping if you hate them, and you’ll never be able to change my mind about autumn being the best season. But there are certain things that we should all be on the same page about, especially if they can be backed up with facts.

Redditors have been recalling the most ridiculous arguments that they’ve had with other adults, so we’ve gathered some of their facepalm-worthy stories below. From people being adamant that bacon is a vegetable to swearing that space doesn’t exist, enjoy reading through these stories that might make you feel like the smartest person in the world. And be sure to upvote the ones that you find most amusing!

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I can't believe there's full grown adults with working brains that still believe abortion should be outlawed.

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Tabitha
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1 month ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And then proceed to not give a single s**t about the child after they’re born. They obviously didn’t care about their mother, who was also already born years before. Oh yeah, and I have never once seen that crowd line up to adopt those unwanted children. No. They just firebomb abortion clinics and murder the doctors. So much for their “pro-life” stance. F*****g criminal hypocrites.

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PattyK
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can’t believe that there are WOMEN who believe that abortion should be outlawed.

Papa
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1 month ago (edited)

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If you will accept the fact that people opposed to abortion (except in the extreme cases that OneWithRats mentioned above) feel that life has begun when a woman gets pregnant, and that it's wrong to end that life just because his or her existence is inconvenient, then understanding why women are opposed to it makes perfect sense. The biggest lie being told by people who disagree with that is that pro life people want to control women's bodies. It's not about that at all. It's about saving the body that's growing inside hers.

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Lydsylou (she/her)
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am religious and for religious reasons I don't personally agree with abortion. However I'm still pro choice because I believe that not having an abortion based off my religion is my own personal choice and other women should be allowed to choose what is best for their own bodies and not be forced to keep a baby because of a religion they don't follow. I do disagree with the idea of using abortion as birth control but I don't think that's really a prominent issue

Rahb in Oz
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thank you for understanding that it is a PERSONAL choice, regardless of religion.

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similarly
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I find it more surprising that the vast majority of people who believe that abortion should be outlawed, also don't believe in helping to feed, educate, or give health care to the poor. It's like "We want you to be born, but after that, you're on your own."

Sand Ers
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don’t. It’s been obvious for a long time that oppressing women is their goal. They don’t care about the woman, they don’t care about the fetus, and they don’t care about why she wants one.

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tom
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wonder what their stance would be if their daughter was r##ed, and got pregnant

Linda van A.
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There's only one rule: let every woman make her own decision, it's het body, her life and her responsibility.

LaserBrain
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Abortions will continue to be performed (or attempted) whether they are outlawed or not. Even if you believe that fetuses should have legally protected status, the fact is that denying women access to the procedure results in many illegal/botched abortions, all with sad or even fatal results. That's enough for me to support full legal access. It's just not about balancing the rights of the mother against those of the baby.

Sand Ers
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don’t cede low hanging fruit to the misogynists. A pregnancy is not a baby. It has no rights.

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Brenda
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Either way, it's a purely PERSONAL decision. No one should be able to make that decision, for abortion or against abortion, for you. I am extremely Pro-Choice. All options should be given, with no pressure for either side. Women are smart. Give us all the information and we Can make intelligent, informed choices. If you're Pro-Life, good for you! Stand by your beliefs and make those choices - for yourself. If you're Pro-Choice, good for you! Stand by your beliefs and make those choices - for yourself. No one, I mean NO ONE, has the right to take your choice away from you. Especially not a male politician who will NEVER have to worry about it!

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I strongly believe abortion should be legal, but it's hard not to notice how unproductive this American football-style debate has become. Why can't we have a thoughtful discussion about when life truly begins, and the reasons behind that viewpoint? Does it begin at conception, with the romantic notion of the first heartbeat, at the onset of brain activity, or only at birth? What are the legal and human rights implications of these perspectives? How significant is the role of education and healthcare in this issue, and what can we learn from international experiences? There are far more urgent discussions to be had than simply dividing into two groups and stubbornly standing by those positions forever.

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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Gotta keep women subservient somehow. Controlling uteruii is an excellent way to control women.

Diddle
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As hilarious as this is coming from a country that's famous with mass school shootings. I'm gonna come out and say it's really not about the idea of a baby dying. Y'all literally have actual living breathing children, who were born and raised and loved, get murdered by school shootings every year and still don't give a bloody fxck except for thoughts and prayers. So no. It's about controlling women. Not keeping the fetus alive. You can't even keep your children alive. Pathetic.

Colleen Glim
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

“But the aborted baby might grow up to be president one day!” But the mother might have gone on to win the Nobel peace prize if she hadn’t had to give up her education to have that baby. That argument works both ways

CanadianDimes
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It always baffles me that we value potential over actual contribution - the potential contribution of a fetus shouldn't outweigh my actual contribution to the world.

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Johnnynatfan
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can’t believe there still full grown adults in the US who still support Donald Trump

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I can't believe there are still full grown adults in the US who still trust the Democrats.

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Auntriarch
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I really want to reply to Papa, who I already have respect for, but the downvoting won't let me, so Papa: on the subject of "convenience", I absolutely would not want to be born to a woman who felt I was an inconvenience.

Sand Ers
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

His thesis falls apart at “feel that life has begun”. He can “feel” all he wants about “when life begins” Something that doesn’t have a central nervous system is not a person, and the feels of random ignoramuses don’t enter into the equation.

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Riley Quinn
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You know what fries my brain with these christian anti-abortion freaks? There is no explicit reference to abortion in the Bible. Their claim that fetuses have full moral status and are equal to humans (outside the womb) is contradicted in several Biblical texts. Exodus 21 advocates a pregnant woman’s life is more valuable than the fetus’s. Oh, and Jesus wasn't grossed out when a menstruating woman touched his cloak (Mark), so this whole idea of "unclean" women is some cooked up male BS.

George Costanza
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I get that if someone truly, truly believes that some god instills life into a new embryo at conception then anything that eliminates that embryo is forbidden. But you can follow that religious belief in your own life without forcing it on others. I don't follow your religion or your beliefs. And I shouldn't have to legally.

Sand Ers
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think it was Atwater who fabricated abortion as a wedge issue, after overt racism became counterproductive.

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Steve Robert
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or willing to vote for a convicted felon who is also a rapist and liar for president.

P Peitsch
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The 'working brain' part doesn't really apply in this case ....

Philly Bob Squires
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1 month ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The Bible, The Quran and the Jewish bible (old testament) all state that life begins at birth. "BUT GaWd TaWkS tO mE!" Yeah, he talks to me too, and he tells me you're all full of s**t! Pick and choose. Wanna start a new religion? Hey, a passage in the Bible, you know that book you consider God's LAW? It has a passage that says "Judas went and hanged himself" and there IS another that says "Go ye thou and do likewise!" SO.... according to MY ByeBull... Judas betrayed Christ and went and hanged himself. Which means to ME that we must all hang ourselves to get right with Christ!!! RIGHT??? It's there in the GOOD BOOK! Let's go get those nooses ready!! WHAT??? it out of CONTEXT??? NOOOO! The Byebull says it! I believe it, and that settles it! GET THOSE NOOSES READY because we all NEED to get right with Christ for our betrayal of him. Think about it... If I could convince 1000 people to give me all of their worddly posessions and money to prey on that fact. I'd be rich and they'd be dead.

Bad Alchemy
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Who says their brains are working? That's a lot of assumption.

Winter
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm also sure that they certainly don't know that ALL nubile (sexually developed and active) women's bodies toss out lots of fertalised eggs every month, before the woman even *thinks* she might be pregnant. If the body feels that the fertalised egg is not viable, it tosses it out with the monthly period, and nobody (except - maybe - god) is any the wiser! And NO right to life fanatic can do anything about it! (s'true!)

Griffy
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If the state/country cannot help in taking care of the child then they should have no right to interfere. It should be between the woman, her doctor/medical professional and whatever deity she follows to make the decision. No one elses.

Marissa Voleta
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Funny how in this world you can take a pill for pretty much ANY source of pain, discomfort, inconvenience, etc. because "oh, you shouldn't have to go through that"....but when it comes to a human life that will impact EVERYONE and EVERYTHING around it, some people are like "no no, you keep"

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Sand Ers
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Trump? Reagan invited those aßholes into the political arena. They’ve been around a lot longer then the current fascist shitstaìn.

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Jane Hower
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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You are brain dead if you don't understand the difference between abortion in the first 3 mo, or at 9 mo. OMG

Tom Metzger
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And there are full grown adults with working brains that don't realize a fetus is a live human being.

Sue
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The church needs more money. Gotta pump those kids out.

Savannah greenleaf
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What kind of life would the child have if the parents were not ready and they had a poor family support? My mother was 16 when I was I was adopted twice by relatives. My sister ended up in foster care.

Jess Smith
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They are not adults. Nor even babies; those are nice. No. They are geese.

Rigor Moreno
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This issue creates a divide. I dont see an agreement on this lifetime.

Westy
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some people believe human life begins at conception. Regardless of whether people agree with that (I don't), it's not a complex concept.

Sand Ers
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some people base opinions on reality. Others believe bizarre fantasies like “a fertilized egg is a person”. I can believe that I’m the king of the moon. That doesn’t make it true.

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Peter Bear
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm anti-abortion. I'm also pro-choice. How do I explain this? Simple: I acknowledge that it's not my place to force my beliefs on other people. Also, I'm a cis male, so I will never have to address this issue myself, so it's doubly not my place to tell a person with a uterus what to do with it. Also also, I'm adopted. I'm living proof that there are other options... but that means I'm inherently biased, and I acknowledge that bias. You can be anti-abortion and still be pro-choice. Because choice = freedom, simple as that.

Leigh
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1 month ago (edited)

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I personally am on the fence when it comes to abortion. I feel like both sides have valid points. Making it illegal leads to people choosing unsafe alternatives. It confuses me when someone says they're pro life and then they kill an abortion Dr. They weren't pro that life.

Sand Ers
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What valid fact-based points do the compulsory gestationists have? I’ve been following this topic for decades, and I’ve never heard one yet.

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Roxy222uk
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I think this comment is unfair. While I am firmly in the camp that no human should ever be forced to use their own body to keep another human alive, I do understand that the idea of killing a foetus is problematic for others. I'm not talking about ranting, raving, violent types, but there are people that hold the view quietly.

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Don’t downvote me because I shared my opinion if y’all can so can I! It’s murder

Eric Tapril
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You shared your opinion, dumb bullsh!t that it was, and now I'm sharing mine by downvoting you. See how that works?

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MaximumKarmaSaint
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I can't believe we probably would remove half of them if they WERE legal.

Child of the Stars
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1 month ago (edited)

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I could accept extreme restrictions on it (rape/incest, save the mother's life, etc) IF the appropriate support systems were put into place: science-based sex ed in elementary school (like it or not, most girls and some boys start puberty before 6th grade; it needs to be taught as early as 8/9); access to birth control (up to and including sterilization--even if a girl isn't 35 and married with children or whatever the stupid restrictions are); and good support such as childcare, affordable housing, affordable healthcare, and so on.

Sand Ers
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why should anybody give a fùck what you’d “accept”? It’s none of your business. Unless you’re the one who’s pregnant. The rest of that list should be a given, and isn’t pertinent to abortion.

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Manana Man
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Disappointed that the first thing I see in this topic is political.

Mark Mendenhall
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I can't believe there's full grown adults with working brains that still believe the ending of a potential life is the moral principal they will make the center of their political thought.

Vix Spiderthrust
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1 month ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And yet, the very essence of pluralistic society demands that people must have rights regardless of what your emotions say. Of course, YOUR right to bodily autonomy isn't under threat, which explains why you are surprised that people are taking threats to their bodily autonomy seriously - in much the same way that a well-fed man cannot understand why the destitute queue for rice

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Cammy Mack
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Some just have more morals and less sociopathy, is all, OP.

Disgruntled Pelican
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If your morals include believing that a 10 year old should be forced to carry a pregnancy to term after she was raped, you need serious help.

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it should be. however, if the female has been "raped" and there is evidence for this and her sexual history has been investigated to rule out any promiscuous behaviour, then it can be permitted. but if the pregnancy is the result of the female being a s**t and has a reputation of being one, then abortion must be strictly forbidden.

Tamra
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So much ignorance and misogyny in one little paragraph. What a delusional, pathetic little world you live in. A woman has the right to have whatever kind of sex life she wants, and your opinion doesn't matter. A woman has every right to determine what happens to her own body, and your opinion doesn't matter. Glad I could clear that up for you, feel free to re-read it when you're inevitably feeling confused again.

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Michael None
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I can't believe this is one of the biggest issues in the election. There are waaaaaaaayyyyy bigger issues that effect waaaaayyyy more people that we should be worried about. Abortion issues are all part of the magic show to keep you looking one way while they do what we should really be concerned about with the hand you aren't watching.

Gaerwing
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To be fair an issue which effects the liberties of 50% of the population is a pretty big fücking deal.

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I can't believe there's full grown adults with working brains that still don't understand the law...or that can think for themselves. If abortion needs to be federally legal. PASS A LAW to make it so. No offense intended...but...there has NEVER been a LAW that makes abortion federally legal. If that needs to change, we need to change the LAW. Not the supreme court.

Vix Spiderthrust
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1 month ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not even slightly how it works. Where is the statute that says using the internet is legal? Or reading books? Or breathing air? In common law jurisdictions such as the USA, freedom is residual, which is to say that all that is not banned is permitted. Where a freedom is granted by statute, the statute does not say "X is legal", it precludes state sanction against the practice of X.

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You may have thoughts on abortion, but there is a clear difference between an abortion and needing to end a pregnancy for life-saving reasons. And also, after a pregnancy has already ended, when there has been a miscarriage and the bleeding hasn’t stopped. A massive difference. Whatever your views on abortion are, that is irrelevant in those other cases. It’s totally different, and I do not see or understand what the issue is in any of those cases. It’s life saving, and medically necessary, and it could prevent a woman from having more children in the future potentially (if that’s all some certain people care about anyway) so seriously, what is the issue? Aside it being the right thing to do of course but that’s just logical and obvious

Vix Spiderthrust
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What a ludicrous equivocation. The process of terminating a pregnancy for medical purposes is called "abortion". Because it's an abortion.

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Vix Spiderthrust
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thanks for that contribution to the debate. It's always important to hear the stupidest possible take, and you made it with admirable brevity.

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I can't believe the slaughtering of children should be allowed by law. *...there are full-grown..."

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Eric Tapril
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As BWC rightly said elsewhere: "Zygotes, fetuses. Not babies. That's your gun laws allowing actual children to be shot in schools."

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What abortion are we speaking of here? Not many support totally restricted or unlimited abortions. Most have issues with abortion after viability (and that limit is shrinking fast) and medically needed abortions are recognized by most pro lifters. The discussion is more about how many weeks and for what reason you abort. Is week 18 abortions due to wrong gender ok? That example can be seen in countries that sort out female babies, to the point of causing gender imbalance when you get male surplus.

viimatar
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1 month ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's a so-called late abortion, after 14 weeks of pregnancy, and in most countries, only allowed in the case of unviable pregnancy or a considerable risk to the mother's health. The last date is usually at 16 weeks at a maximum, and in the case of severe congenital defects, the extreme line is drawn at 24 weeks - and this category is usually reserved to anencephaly (lack of brain) and similarly lethal defects, out of mercy towards the mother who would otherwise need to carry to term a child that will not live a single minute after the umbilical cord is cut. And, as it happens, in almost no countries at all, are gender based abortions legal. Even and especially those countries where they're prevalent in the illegal side. They're actively combated against by the governments.

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BWC
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's not murder. It's church dogma. Even the bible has instructions for abortion and claims that life does not begin until first breath which occurs after delivery. Did you get that?

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the problem is if woman want an abortion they should b allowed to have it but if they dont want kids at that time or at all theres a simple solution. use protective measures wen have s*x or just dont do it. i understand birth control doesnt always prevent it and same with all other options but some r definitely effective. the depo shot for example. not only do u have the privledge to not get a period or cramps but its more effective then other mentions. having a child is a choice and if an accident happens they should have the right to decide how to proceed. the problem that some woman have is they cant think especially the younger ones. i overheard 2 women talking and they looked like at least college freshman. one of them was talking about how she was pregnant and how she was afraid to get an abortion due to crazies outside of the clinics. wen the friend asked how it happened i just face palmed. she willingly had s*x while not on birth control and the guy didnt have a condom. she literally did the deed the way u need to have kids. if ppl think before they act then not only will less accidental pregnancies happen but wed have less crazies rioting outside of the clinics. itll never happen tho. personally if i had an accidental pregnancy id see it thru to the end and find a kind and suitable family for the child. a life is still a life but every life has the right to do wat they choose.

Vix Spiderthrust
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Women have found for millennia that "just don't get raped" isn't as simple as people like you want to make it sound

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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What a wonderful straw man, if your purpose was to argue against abortion by stating that "many people" celebrate the possibility of extremely late abortions. There is only one medical definition that draws a line between miscarriage and (still)birth, and it's the likeliness to survive outside the uterus. Currently, the reasonable viability is considered to be somewhere between 23 to 24 weeks, and out of these premature babies, a huge percent dies, and the majority of the survivors will have permanent multiorgan damage and brain damagefor the rest of their lives. About 32 or 33 weeks is the current benchmark after which most (otherwise healthy) babies will live. An embryo is considered a fetus at 10 full weeks (8 full weeks after conception, in other words), and not a day before that. In medical care, medical definitions and ethics should weigh more than baseless claims or misinformation, and therefore, 10 weeks at a minimum should be allowed as the last date of elective abortion.

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50 Of The Most Obvious Things These People Had To Explain To Clueless Adults I was discussing the need for contraception with my brother and his wife if they did not want to have a child. She stated she did not need to use contraception. I said that she would, and she promptly replied "No I don't, I'm infertile. Just like my mother."

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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Colonel, these men have taken a supreme vow of celibacy, like their fathers and their fathers before them ..." Hot Shots Part Deux, 1993

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50 Of The Most Obvious Things These People Had To Explain To Clueless Adults I had a grown adult who was in possession of car keys and (presumably) a wallet with money they earned through employment… yell at me once that I was a “f*****g moron” because I was watering the plants for sale outside the grocery store I worked for. When I replied that it was hot and we were making sure they stayed alive for people to purchase she said “You’re too stupid to live. EVERYONE knows plants make their own water!!!

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Um. No?

Before I could react, she got in her car and cut the wheel too much while backing up and ripped off her entire front fender on the concrete barrier beside the car 🤦🏼‍♀️.

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50 Of The Most Obvious Things These People Had To Explain To Clueless Adults No joke, I went to pick up an item at the grocery store and it was labeled "1/3 lb" and an older lady tapped me on the shoulder and pointed to a competitive item next to it for the same price, but was labeled "1/4 lb". She said, "It's smarter to buy the larger package for the same price. Your wife would know that." She could absolutely not be convinced that 1/3 lb was larger than 1/4 lb. Even explaining the math and showing her the weight in ounces on the package, she wasn't having it. I just laughed to myself and walked away.

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Trillian
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is what always baffles me. Not knowing something - okay. But this sort of willful ignorance is scary.

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50 Of The Most Obvious Things These People Had To Explain To Clueless Adults My friend's boyfriend thought that she got her period because she cheated on him...he was saying that they hadn't had sex recently and "all of a sudden" her period started

I had to explain to a fully grown, 23 year old man, that periods are part of a menstrual cycle and most women have them in varying degrees, and are not a direct result of vaginal sex, afterwards it went something like this

"so where does the blood come from"

"tissue from the lining of the uterus sheds which causes the bleeding"

"so girls get their period after sex then"

"why do you still think that?"

"because you're penetrating the uterus"

"the vagina is different from the uterus, you're penetrating the vagina"

"I thought vagina was the word for how it looks on the outside"

and that's also how I found out (it became increasingly obvious with each new sentence) that this guy is a total idiot who doesn't know anything about the female reproductive system or anatomy.

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50 Of The Most Obvious Things These People Had To Explain To Clueless Adults We live in Canada.... and we were on a road trip. we stopped to take a p**s and a tumble weed comes rolling across the way. he tells me that "did you know tumble weeds come from Texas" at first i thought i was a joke. but the guy was dead f*****g serious. these things just tumble across 100000 of kilometers across the mountains and countless fences, river and lakes. it was the dumbest conversation i ever had. and he's one of those guys that always thinks he right. so me an all my buddies call him Texas tumbleweed Bryce. still do to this day.

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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually it's a plant native to Russia. It came to America in contaminated flaxseed that was imported from Russia.

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50 Of The Most Obvious Things These People Had To Explain To Clueless Adults I met someone who didn’t believe in space. Not space travel, outer space. Just didn’t think it was real.

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#11

50 Of The Most Obvious Things These People Had To Explain To Clueless Adults With a 40 year old woman in South America. I had to explain where babies came from. She had like 17 kids and didn’t know why god kept blessing her with more children. She just wanted it to stop as she had been pregnant pretty much her entire adult life. I’m not sure if her husband knew or not.

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50 Of The Most Obvious Things These People Had To Explain To Clueless Adults I had to have a long chat with someone in their 30s about Mexico not being a US state. She was sure that Cancun was an American city because most of the people there were white & black Americans and not Mexicans. I asked how far outside the resort she had gotten and she said “what do you mean?”.

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1 month ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My grandmother is one of those people who tells anyone she hears speaking Spanish, “This is America. Speak American.” I told her Puerto Ricans are Americans and they speak Spanish. She countered with “Ricans speak Spanish because they’re owned by Mexico” and then proceeded to tell me that I needed to go back to school to learn geology.

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50 Of The Most Obvious Things These People Had To Explain To Clueless Adults Someone who was an ELECTED OFFICIAL at the time was completely unaware of the fact that the seasons are at opposite times of year between the Northern and Southern hemispheres.

Convinced that I was "f*****g with her" when I tried to explain that Christmas is observed in the summertime in Australia, she took to google, confirmed the date for xmas being 25th of December, and decided that I was indeed full of s**t...

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#14

50 Of The Most Obvious Things These People Had To Explain To Clueless Adults "STD's aren't real" and also, "I've had syphilis in the past" from the same person.

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50 Of The Most Obvious Things These People Had To Explain To Clueless Adults I once had to explain that going 60 miles per hour meant you would literally travel 60 miles in an hour to a colleague. We were both in our mid 20s at the time. I don’t know how they passed math class ever.

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#16

That a child should be able to say if they want to be hugged or not🤷🏽‍♀️.

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#17

50 Of The Most Obvious Things These People Had To Explain To Clueless Adults Reindeer are real, I am not trying to convince you that there are actually flying deer that pull Santa Claus' sleigh.

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#18

50 Of The Most Obvious Things These People Had To Explain To Clueless Adults I knew a lady who had two sons.

We were visiting and I had to use the bathroom and I was on my girly time. Even though I wrapped it up you can see the wrap in the trash can. She approached me and started screaming how I was a w**re out of nowhere.

Long story short, she was under the belief that a woman only had a period if she was a w**re. Because it was God's way of punishing a woman. I had to sit and explain to her that a period was a natural thing that women had and it was not some divine retribution

Again, this was another woman. And she had two children which means she had all of her body parts. And obviously they functioned correctly because she had children. Which means she has had periods in her life

She wouldn't believe me, just went completely wild screaming until I had to leave because she wouldn't stop screaming how I was a w**re and my period was proof of it.

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#19

50 Of The Most Obvious Things These People Had To Explain To Clueless Adults When I was a kid my neighbor had set cage traps for a possum that was tearing up his lawn at night searching for bugs, apparently.

One day I came home from school and noticed a cat in the trap, obviously someone's pet as it was wearing a collar. I walk over into his yard to free it and the guy comes out and goes berserk as I was trying to let it out. I explained it was a housecat, which he could obviously see but insisted to keep it trapped. I told him to p**s off or whatever and let the cat out. He continues to yell at me as I walked away and ignored him. F**k that guy, 30 years later and it still pisses me off!

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XenoMurph
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's a possum trap, so what's in it must be a possum, obviously. The real question is: who put a collar on a possum?

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50 Of The Most Obvious Things These People Had To Explain To Clueless Adults That Africa is NOT a country in and of itself, it's made up of many countries. A paraprofessional in my classroom started to argue with me as I was teaching my students about continents. She was trying to say that Africa is a country and I said Nooo, it is made up of many countries. I had all the kids pull out their laptops and Google the countries of Africa.

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#21

50 Of The Most Obvious Things These People Had To Explain To Clueless Adults I had to argue with a woman that thought Africa was the center of the earth and it was a giant island... not connected to the crust... that just floated around and all life came from it and any humans that weren't African were gross malformations of genetics that the glorious people of Africa kicked out for being bad genetic code.
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This is NOT a s**tpost I swear to God this is a real converstion that I had with a woman who called me things like *rice rascal* (I'm fillapino).

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Ellinor
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wonder how long you can hold your laughter in when you talk to people who say things like that ?

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#22

That the first amendment protects both your right to follow any religion AND your right to abstain from it. There are apparently people who believe that it only means freedom to follow a religion of your choosing, which is insane.

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Brenda
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

God isn't mentioned in the US constitution, although it does reference religion (1st amendment [freedom of religion] and Article 6 [government not taking religious tests].) God IS mentioned in the Declaration of Independence. People forget that they are not all one document

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#23

I had a co-worker say “how do you know this stuff?!?”, when I told her that the Winter Solstice was the shortest day of the year.
The subsequent conversation was hard to have without using my speaking to a child voice.

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Sarah
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Co-worker told me I wasn't a good manager because I used big words that made people think I was a snob, and that she had to keep a dictionary at her desk to look up words after we spoke. She was another manager in my department. The word that prompted this feedback was "exhausted."

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#24

50 Of The Most Obvious Things These People Had To Explain To Clueless Adults I argued with someone r/Aww that because male cats are mammals, they are going to have nipples.



He spent the entire day arguing that male cats don’t have nipples since they don’t breastfeed.




I went through his post history just to see if it was a s**tposter, nope, it was a man working as a mechanic.

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Frank
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

weird story, as the man himself must have nipples. but perhaps he did not consider himself a mammal (a pappal perhaps ?)

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#25

Trying to convince my spouse that Electric Bills are more important to pay than buying LuLu Lemon clothes, while the electricity was cut off by the utility company.

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#26

They thought that the universe is 5000 years old and dinosaurs is a lie.

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Cee Cee
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah. Once worked a night shift with a guy who converted to some sort of evangelical church - he'd been raised a Jew. Convinced Genesis was correct. It was a long, frustrating night.

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#27

50 Of The Most Obvious Things These People Had To Explain To Clueless Adults I had an undergraduate university professor (subject: French) who would not, for the life of her, believe her students when we told her that a kilogram of feathers and a kilogram of stone weighed the same. It was a true or false question on an exam and she graded us all incorrectly on it.

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#28

50 Of The Most Obvious Things These People Had To Explain To Clueless Adults My cousin was bagging his own groceries at Walmart, those bags are thin and weak as hell so he was double bagging. The check out monitor lady came up and said that he isn’t allowed to double bag, it’s too wasteful. He informed her that their bags were c**p and that he didn’t want his groceries to fall out. Her solution was to take half of the groceries in that bag and put them in another bag.

He explained multiple times that this would be using the same amount of bags but she couldn’t understand how that was the same thing.

After awhile he just said F it and went about bagging his groceries.

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Beth Wheeler
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sounds more like she's just an idiot. I've never had any of them say anything to me about double bagging.

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#29

50 Of The Most Obvious Things These People Had To Explain To Clueless Adults Explaining to someone that a stop sign means stop.....

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#30

Met someone who believed he didn't need to brush his teeth because he had some gene that made his teeth have some kind of self-cleaning abilities. Apparently, the gene he was referring to actually just meant he was less susceptible to build-up than others may be. I argued with him about the general hygiene, odour, and his inability to get a date if he continued to avoid brushing. Thanks to this argument, he finally started to brush his teeth...at 24 years old.

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P Peitsch
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Parents have a major part in it, but at 24 years already he should known better ....

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50 Of The Most Obvious Things These People Had To Explain To Clueless Adults I was managing a chuck e cheese, two kids redeeming prizes, 2 parents, The kids were being kids bouncing between the two prize windows even though they are the same, parent 1 is annoyed with kid 2 and asks parent 2 to control their kid, I inform the kids and parents that both prize windows are the same so each kid can look in one, kids continue to be kids and are flip flopping from side to side like a fish in a boat hoping to find water. Parent 2 was seething from the comment parent 1 made so when kid 1 touches kid 2 parent 2 says parent 1 needs to control their kid and the parent start to yell at eachother, when I address the adults as kids, "Can we all act our age and I'll get you both out of here as soon as I can?"

To which parent 2 looks me dead in the eye and says "She started it!!"

I responded incredulously "How old are you?" Thankfully that shut them both up and the kids picked their prizes.

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#32

50 Of The Most Obvious Things These People Had To Explain To Clueless Adults I was the dumb one. I had the "ducks can fly?!" realization after arguing with friends that ducks just sit in ponds and quack, quack, waddle, waddle only.

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XenoMurph
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think we'd all be amazed at the silly things we said, just because we'd never thought about it before. How many of us have not thought deeply about ordinary things, and just assumed our experience was universal. I'm sure I'm someone's story of "this dude actually believed this"

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That adhd doesn’t in fact exist. That adult was my mentor teacher that said that it isn’t real in front of her whole class. Me… a 17 year old had to respectfully take her out of the class for a second to tell her “what are you doing? These are six year olds.” She responds with “it’s only because their parents never say no. It’s not real.”  Me: ”ma’am I have Adhd, tell me to my face it’s because my parents didn’t know how to parent me.” She froze so I ended the conversation with “at least my parents gave me knowledge.” She told my teacher she didn’t think I was fit to be one.

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Brenda
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Didn't matter what she thought! Saying that, especially to such young children, was out of line!

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#34

50 Of The Most Obvious Things These People Had To Explain To Clueless Adults A coworker insisted Okinawa was a Hawaiian island and couldn’t be convinced otherwise.

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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bet you he thinks New Zealand doesn't exist as its missing from some maps.

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#35

That bigger circuit breaker panel doesn't mean you are gonna have a bigger electric bill 😂. The client called and said that the circuit breaker panel is big and it's gonna use a lot of electricity and that's the reason why I need to replace it with a smaller size one. 😅.

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#36

50 Of The Most Obvious Things These People Had To Explain To Clueless Adults That making hollandaise sauce with vanilla soft serve ice cream was not acceptable in this universe or any other.

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ॐBoyGanesh
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It’s not a sauce with arbitrary ingredients. Sure, the acid can be varied, but it’s pretty specific 375 year old sauce.

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#37

A pair of Marmots is not a Marmoset!

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#38

Cheating on someone isn't just a mistake or an accident.

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TheBlueBitterfly
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh no, accidentally tripped and fell on a penis! I thought it was a snake, and it looked cold. I was just trying to keep it warm, poor lil thing! /jk 🤭

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#39

That LGBTQ people are a hoax to keep women enslaved to men. She was around 30 or so and I was 15 at the time. So this women came up to a 15 year old boy(me) to ask if I knew about what men were doing to keep women enslaved.

I have to admit it was quite entertaining.

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Ellinor
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

... HOW ?! I mean, in what way lesbians would a way to keep women tied to men ?!

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#40

That washing with soap thoroughly after sex does not "get rid of" any stds you could have caught......no matter how fast you do it........grown a*s man jfc.

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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Jacob Zuma took a shower to stop himself catching HIV after having sex with a woman he was not married to.

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50 Of The Most Obvious Things These People Had To Explain To Clueless Adults I once needed to actually give a lecture of poultry reproduction to a 45 year old man who was claiming that chickens are hermaphrodite and that they do not need to have sex to procreate 🙄 it was surreal.

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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And then there are some people who call eggs "chicken periods" 🤦🏻‍♀️

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#42

50 Of The Most Obvious Things These People Had To Explain To Clueless Adults Explaining to my 2nd grade teacher that Alaska is bigger than Texas and yes, the picture on the wall map is smaller, but that is because they are at different scales.

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#43

This is going back quite a few years now. Back when I was in college, I had a teacher who was a flat eather... you can probably guess how that went.

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#44

Somebody very close to me thinks all of evolution is a lie. Not even a strongly religious.

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#45

Why concentration camps were dehumanizing... yup, someone I know thought they were good...

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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Did you know...Hitler got the concept of concentration camps from American History. He is quoted as saying how impressed he was with the Reservations that Americans put indigenous peoples in.

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#46

50 Of The Most Obvious Things These People Had To Explain To Clueless Adults That dictionaries are better source of definition of words than twitter is.

They said western dictionaries are propaganda and can't be trusted for the definition of words.

Edit: Their point was not even the use of words in the general population of twitter users(which still doesn't represent the total population), it was the definition according to a handful of posts by some twitter accounts.

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Trillian
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1 month ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Good thing there is no propaganda on Twitter. Just imagine what a shithole that place would be then. /s obviously

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#47

Drinking rubbing alcohol can kill the coronavirus bacteria and cure you.

You cannot believe how triggered I was, after hearing this.

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#48

A friend of mine believes wholeheartedly that there are fairy people and giant people living secretly in new zealand, and that giant people were also the ones who built the pyramids.
He's convinced that he is actually a hybrid too, that he doesn't truly belong in human society.

He's 40.

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#49

I once had to explain to a grown-up that you can’t just microwave metal. They were convinced it would be fine because “it’s just a little bit.” I mean, come on! I thought we all learned that in middle school. 🤦‍♂️.

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#50

My dad had to explain to my sweet mother that hamburgers were made out of cow meat, not pig meat. She had gone forty years of her life at the time not knowing.

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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well it certainly confused me as a kid. We ate beefburgers at home, so when we saw hamburgers advertised elsewhere we assumed they were similar but just made from ham.

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