I hope thats fudge...

Demonic tomato eyes

coffee with protein flakes

what was grilled?

First, I thought this is a yellow bat..

this deserves pizza jail

Apparently that's a thing now.

It's not "meat" either (sticker top-left).

Poison....poison.... tasty fish!

Seriously, if you went to the dog park, picked up a couple of turds and put cream on them... IT WOULD LOOK EXACTLY LIKE THIS!!!

PLEASE tell me the picture was taken in 2019...

You got free salmonella with your meal, congrats.

911 there’s been a murder

Okay seriously what the hell is that, coochie rolls?

It looks like someone threw up on a pizza base

It’s wearing a cheddar fez.

My son worked for TB for several years, part as an assistant manager. Whoever did prep that day would have been asked to go home and not return.

Taste the rainbow?

Looks like a Salmonella Burger.

Ok, I'm fine with pineapple pizza but THIS?!

Gladys, you're bringing the antipasto tray for tonight's black Sabbath, OK?

That is just so weird. Why did someone come to that idea?

Odd package choice.

Did they pay $20 or did they get $20 to eat this?

What's your job? I violate pickles with hot dogs

i always eat at least one of my nigiri's, fish and rice separate. At my local sushi place their rice is delicious. I never get that vinegar taste quite right myself.

Why

this looks very sad

Hello, Ghostbusters?

Looks like crêpes à la Nickelodeon.

Topped with radioactive wastewater...

I thought it's dish soap😅😅😅

it looks like shrek nutted on them

This literally looks radioactive

Let 4 baby turtles eat that and see what happens.

Glow in the dark pancakes.

I've been slimed!

I'd guess this is a Cthulhu embryo. Better to p**n it off as "pancakes" than clean out the grease trap on the grill

Looks radioactive.

They look radioactive

For some reason this reminds me of some of the ridiculous, outrageously expensive, absolutely insane outfits that appear on high fashion heroin chic or gluteus Circus Maximus posteriors that designers show before introducing another take on good old blue jeans with their name in neon, which requires a small microchip, included with purchase, so all the really important folks can be seen in them. The birth of another Class Action Suit. $350 jeans with a $7.25 return after the champ or funeral. I kind of like to know what I'm eating and not thinking about how I explain to the EMT what I ate that doesn't agree with me. Some kind of snotty looking concoction? No thanks. I'd rather have a nice bag of red pistachios and relax in a pair of comfy Levi's at home. Cheap date. And I guarantee you no matter what is shelled out for this food of the gods mess,she want be asking you in for "coffee" or a second date. To thine own self be true and no one can ever use say you've changed. WSIWYG.

Only eat those if you want to turn into a Middle Aged Mutant Ninja Turtle.

Radioactive pancakes.

The one on the right looks a bit like baby yogas face

The bit on the left looks like a tiny arm

Has the chef recently been possessed by a demon?

I will hafta remember that: Pistachio flavored instant pudding fancies up the blandest of foods.

Who you gonna call? ... Not this place.

Ectoplasm?

Interesting sauce, anyone got the recipe?

At least it’s cooked…?

Mummified d*ck and kitchen sponge with scourer?

This salad ceased to exist

Looks a bit dry tbh.

How do you get it out?