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If you're a regular Bored Panda reader, you probably know we have a soft spot for kitchen fails. There's just something really reassuring about homemade bread baking for 11 hours and a depressing instant noodle sandwich. They give you hope. They make you believe that no matter how bad your meals sometimes are, you could still get a Michel star for them if you would compare them to some of the worst atrocities that have ever landed on a plate. Continue scrolling and check out what I mean for yourself!

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Britain Invaded Half The World For Spices And Decided They Didn’t Like Any Of Them

Britain Invaded Half The World For Spices And Decided They Didn’t Like Any Of Them

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If you are wondering where the heck did we get all of these images, the answer is shittyfoodporn. This subreddit was created all the way back in 2012 and over the years it has become the archive of unappealing food pics. With over 1.7 million members, it's impossible to imagine it dying out, too.

The pandemic, however, might reduce the number of submissions the subreddit receives. They say practice makes perfect and coronavirus is really making Americans cook. In one recent survey, 54 percent of respondents said they cook more than before the pandemic, while 75 percent said they have become more confident in the kitchen and 51 percent said they will continue to cook more after the crisis ends.

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My Sister Tried To Make Matzah But Ended Up Summoning The Necronomicon

My Sister Tried To Make Matzah But Ended Up Summoning The Necronomicon

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Ant that's a good thing. On average, those who frequently cook at home eat less fat and sugar than other people; many restaurants and food companies use so much of these ingredients in their recipes, home cooks just can't keep up.

I guess the big question is whether or not we will return to our previous ways once everything goes back to normal. Let's just hope that our palates will have experienced a reset and our hands would have acquired enough skill to retain our new eating and cooking habits. At least a little bit.

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#3

Garlic Burger From A Local Burger Joint. My Burps Could Kill A Walrus Right Now...

Garlic Burger From A Local Burger Joint. My Burps Could Kill A Walrus Right Now...

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Ordered Caesar Salad For $15 From One Of The Local Restaurants

Ordered Caesar Salad For $15 From One Of The Local Restaurants

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#6

Til If You Cut Lotus Root Into Wedges, You End Up With Aliens In Your Frying Pan

Til If You Cut Lotus Root Into Wedges, You End Up With Aliens In Your Frying Pan

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#7

This Was Way Cuter When I Pictured It In My Head

This Was Way Cuter When I Pictured It In My Head

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Sliced Homemade Sourdough Bread Topped With Creamy Light Brie Cheese. Preheat Oven To 350 And Bake For 11 Hours. Enjoy

Sliced Homemade Sourdough Bread Topped With Creamy Light Brie Cheese. Preheat Oven To 350 And Bake For 11 Hours. Enjoy

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#9

Me: This Tin Should Be Big Enough. Banana Bread: Freedom

Me: This Tin Should Be Big Enough. Banana Bread: Freedom

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#10

Anyone Ever Get Really Depressed And Make A Nice Tray Of Grilled Cheese?

Anyone Ever Get Really Depressed And Make A Nice Tray Of Grilled Cheese?

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#11

Thought I’d Try Homemade Sushi Out

Thought I’d Try Homemade Sushi Out

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#13

Spaghetti O’s W/Meatballs In A Pepperoni Bowl

Spaghetti O’s W/Meatballs In A Pepperoni Bowl

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#14

Thought You Guys Might Like This Pie I Baked

Thought You Guys Might Like This Pie I Baked

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#15

2 Michelin Star Restaurant Had This On Instagram

2 Michelin Star Restaurant Had This On Instagram

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#16

Is This Really What People Think Vegans Want To Eat?

Is This Really What People Think Vegans Want To Eat?

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#17

I Call This One "Depression"

I Call This One "Depression"

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mph seti
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just needs some sauce, some onions and peppers maybe, a little bit of extra flavor, etc. Doesn't look that bad, IMO. It's still totally edible as is, though

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#18

My 11 Year Old's Christmas Cookie

My 11 Year Old's Christmas Cookie

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#19

(Very) Poisonous Fugu Fish, Now Free With Your Dried Anchovies!

(Very) Poisonous Fugu Fish, Now Free With Your Dried Anchovies!

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Share with your friends. Whoever dies is the loser......or winner depending on your perspective

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#20

Ordered Carbonara From A '5 Star Uber Restaurant'

Ordered Carbonara From A '5 Star Uber Restaurant'

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#21

Coronavirus Diet: Just 2 Kilograms Of Cookie Dough That I Attack With A Spoon Every Now And Then

Coronavirus Diet: Just 2 Kilograms Of Cookie Dough That I Attack With A Spoon Every Now And Then

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#22

Apparently Using A Syringe To Inject The Filling Of A Jelly Bun Doesn't Work That Well...

Apparently Using A Syringe To Inject The Filling Of A Jelly Bun Doesn't Work That Well...

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#23

My Aunt's Finished "Porcupine" Cake

My Aunt's Finished "Porcupine" Cake

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Erin Kavik
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Remove the hideous teeth and put the eyes in the right place instead of its shoulders, and it would look pretty decent.

RufffiesWithRidges
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This looks like someone threw up spaghetti and meatballs with twigs!! 😳🤢

Lana Jig-maker
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

are those things supposed to look like mushrooms? Also that porcupine is up to no good.

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bv7hearts
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why does it look just like Eddie Murphy's entry in the SNL baking skit?? lololol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tebBj42fC3k&ab_channel=SaturdayNightLive

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#24

I Made A Pasta Burrito Wrapped In Rice Paper...Behold The Atrocity Of Man

I Made A Pasta Burrito Wrapped In Rice Paper...Behold The Atrocity Of Man

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#25

Made Croissants.. Didn't Know I Was Supposed To Roll Them

Made Croissants.. Didn't Know I Was Supposed To Roll Them

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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

LOL Croissants don't magically roll themselves. But, now you have flatbread.

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#26

My Boss Eats This Depressing Lunch Every Day

My Boss Eats This Depressing Lunch Every Day

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mean, if you're a coeliac and you don't like the gluten free bread that's available to you, this is pretty much your other option.

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#27

Tonight’s Special Is A Plate Of Spaghetti Betwixt Two Slices Of Garlic Bread With A Side Of A Vegetable Medley. Apologies Sir, The Chef Is High Off His Ass

Tonight’s Special Is A Plate Of Spaghetti Betwixt Two Slices Of Garlic Bread With A Side Of A Vegetable Medley. Apologies Sir, The Chef Is High Off His Ass

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#29

My Wive's Lunch. Yep That's A Banana With Instant Chicken Noodles

My Wive's Lunch. Yep That's A Banana With Instant Chicken Noodles

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#30

My Friend Had 5 Minutes In Between Each Class

My Friend Had 5 Minutes In Between Each Class

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Raine Soo
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My nephew eats ramen like that (minus the bread) as a snack sometimes. He says that some Japanese snacks are similar to those noodles.

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#32

Black Bean "Burrito" My Roommate Made With Rice Paper. He Was Out Of Tortillas And Said, "I Didn't Think It Would Look Like That."

Black Bean "Burrito" My Roommate Made With Rice Paper. He Was Out Of Tortillas And Said, "I Didn't Think It Would Look Like That."

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#33

Tried Creating A New Pasta Shape N Ended Pasta Suitable For A Halloween Party

Tried Creating A New Pasta Shape N Ended Pasta Suitable For A Halloween Party

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#34

My First Attempt At Making Lemon Tea

My First Attempt At Making Lemon Tea

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IFXO
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

you loved your lemon tea so much that you casually cremated and kept its ashes after it passed away.

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#35

The “Spamwich” Made By My Friend. A Full Pack Of Spam And Two Krispy Kreme Doughnuts

The “Spamwich” Made By My Friend. A Full Pack Of Spam And Two Krispy Kreme Doughnuts

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Tabitha L
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh Lord have mercy. That is horrifying. (Due to the sheer size of the spam, I'd totally eat a few slices of bacon between 2 Krispy Kreme doughnuts.)

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#37

I Present: The Prosciutto Stuffed Ranch Bugel

I Present: The Prosciutto Stuffed Ranch Bugel

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#38

I Made 4th Of July Fudge. It Came Out Looking Like Toothpaste

I Made 4th Of July Fudge. It Came Out Looking Like Toothpaste

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#39

A Friend Ordered A Chili Dog Without The Bun, This Is How It Was Served

A Friend Ordered A Chili Dog Without The Bun, This Is How It Was Served

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#40

This Pizza Margherita From Tgi Fridays Makes Me Want To End My Life

This Pizza Margherita From Tgi Fridays Makes Me Want To End My Life

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Terrible. Apparently TGIF makes food worse than I did my first year of college...

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#41

I Saw A Recipe For Protein Powder Pancakes And Decided To Try Protein Waffles With A Waffle Maker I’ve Never Used Before

I Saw A Recipe For Protein Powder Pancakes And Decided To Try Protein Waffles With A Waffle Maker I’ve Never Used Before

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#42

Freshly Squeezed Orange Juice, Gin, And Ice

Freshly Squeezed Orange Juice, Gin, And Ice

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#43

Steak-Flavored Marshmallows

Steak-Flavored Marshmallows

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you click on the little grey reddit link under the picture it takes you to the original post. Pretty good explanation actually.

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#44

The Supermarket Ran Out Of Normal Bagels So I’m Stuck With Green Leprechaun Bagels

The Supermarket Ran Out Of Normal Bagels So I’m Stuck With Green Leprechaun Bagels

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#45

This Cost $10. Never Going There Again

This Cost $10. Never Going There Again

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#46

Birthday Cake I Made For My Husband. He’s So Lucky To Have Me

Birthday Cake I Made For My Husband. He’s So Lucky To Have Me

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#47

Y'all Like Plain Sushi?

Y'all Like Plain Sushi?

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#49

My Dad Texted Me A Photo Of His “Officially Retired From Teaching” Celebration Dinner

My Dad Texted Me A Photo Of His “Officially Retired From Teaching” Celebration Dinner

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Steve Barnett
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Would've opted for blinis. French vodka though? That's a new one to me. Anyone for a Russian brandy?

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#50

Restaurant Serves This $5.99 Macaroni And Cheese

Restaurant Serves This $5.99 Macaroni And Cheese

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Raine Soo
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They're not even trying to disguise it. How lazy can they be?

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#52

Wanted To Make Waffle Fries Yesterday. I Had None Of The Equipment Necessary To Make Waffle Fries, But I Did Have A Chopstick And A Dream

Wanted To Make Waffle Fries Yesterday. I Had None Of The Equipment Necessary To Make Waffle Fries, But I Did Have A Chopstick And A Dream

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#53

"Spreadable Butter"

"Spreadable Butter"

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#54

Tried To Make A Spongebob Cake For My Daughter's 3rd Birthday

Tried To Make A Spongebob Cake For My Daughter's 3rd Birthday

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#55

Co-Worker Ordered This Monstrosity For Our Pizza Lunch

Co-Worker Ordered This Monstrosity For Our Pizza Lunch

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#57

The Pizza That Subway Launched In Brazil

The Pizza That Subway Launched In Brazil

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't know what they launched it out of, but it didn't go very well :P

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#58

Got Drunk Last Night And Wanted Pizza And Didn't Want To Spend Money

Got Drunk Last Night And Wanted Pizza And Didn't Want To Spend Money

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Jihana
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That sound you hear? That's an Italian chef dying in agony

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#60

I Don’t Need Anything Fancy. Just Some Buttered Noodles Covered In A Pile Oh Shakey Cheese

I Don’t Need Anything Fancy. Just Some Buttered Noodles Covered In A Pile Oh Shakey Cheese

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Candace Fitzpatrick
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is literally what kids love in my restaurant. Over the 11 other delicious choices on the kids menu, plain noodles with butter and powdered Parmesan gets sold the most.

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#61

Exchange Emails For Recipes?

Exchange Emails For Recipes?

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"The african egg-eater snake can extend its jaws to 5X it's size." "Only on National Geographic"

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#62

My Boss Puts Applesauce On His Pizza, Slaps Them Together And Eats It Like A Sandwich

My Boss Puts Applesauce On His Pizza, Slaps Them Together And Eats It Like A Sandwich

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Vorknkx
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't mean to scare you, but have you considered the possibility that your boss is a dangerous psycho? :D

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#63

Recently Divorced And Living By Myself For The First Time Since I Was 18. I Present To You Loaded Baked Potatoes With 3 Day Old Taco Meat, Cheese, Sour Cream And Salsa

Recently Divorced And Living By Myself For The First Time Since I Was 18. I Present To You Loaded Baked Potatoes With 3 Day Old Taco Meat, Cheese, Sour Cream And Salsa

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#64

2 Ingredients

2 Ingredients

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Kind of a waste in my opinion. Maybe use a thicker wrap or add more layers.

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#65

Olive Garden Breadstick Hot Dogs

Olive Garden Breadstick Hot Dogs

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The Best Pizza Topping

The Best Pizza Topping

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#68

This Vegan Shit Is Easy

This Vegan Shit Is Easy

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What kind of mushrooms are those? Might have an interesting trip after

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#69

Dm Me For The Recipe

Dm Me For The Recipe

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#70

I Wanted Nachos So I Microwaved Kraft Singles On A Tostada

I Wanted Nachos So I Microwaved Kraft Singles On A Tostada

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I Tried Making Macarons

I Tried Making Macarons

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Erin Kavik
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Macarons aren't the easiest thing to make. A very good attempt. Bet they taste fine too.

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#72

The Oven Was Too Small

The Oven Was Too Small

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Bobert Robertson
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If it was a Hawaiian pizza you could put a little surfer on the curve and call it intentional

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#73

Good Morning I’m Never Switching From Morton’s Again

Good Morning I’m Never Switching From Morton’s Again

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Doritos And Kraft Shredded Cheese Microwave And Served On A Tupperware Lid

Doritos And Kraft Shredded Cheese Microwave And Served On A Tupperware Lid

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#75

Mac And Cheese Stuffed Hot Cheeto Smothered In Queso

Mac And Cheese Stuffed Hot Cheeto Smothered In Queso

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#77

Decided To Fancy Up My Salad With Edible Flowers And It Tasted Like Ass

Decided To Fancy Up My Salad With Edible Flowers And It Tasted Like Ass

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mph seti
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, they're not called "delicious flowers" they're called "edible flowers"...Meaning they're not poisonous, lol.

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#78

I Tried Making Fried Rice In My Rice Cooker, Eggs And All. It Did Not Turn Out Well

I Tried Making Fried Rice In My Rice Cooker, Eggs And All. It Did Not Turn Out Well

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How in the seven hells did they get rice and egg to come out looking like gone off tuna?

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#79

A Pickle Cup For An Espresso

A Pickle Cup For An Espresso

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Recipe In Comments

Recipe In Comments

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#82

Brownies With Yogurt Instead Of Eggs Because Someone Decided To Leave The Empty Carton In The Fridge After Taking The Last Eggs

Brownies With Yogurt Instead Of Eggs Because Someone Decided To Leave The Empty Carton In The Fridge After Taking The Last Eggs

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#83

I Made Former Idaho Senator Larry E Craig's "Super Tuber"

I Made Former Idaho Senator Larry E Craig's "Super Tuber"

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