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If you are wondering where the heck did we get all of these images, the answer is shittyfoodporn. This subreddit was created all the way back in 2012 and over the years it has become the archive of unappealing food pics. With over 1.7 million members, it's impossible to imagine it dying out, too.

The pandemic, however, might reduce the number of submissions the subreddit receives. They say practice makes perfect and coronavirus is really making Americans cook. In one recent survey, 54 percent of respondents said they cook more than before the pandemic, while 75 percent said they have become more confident in the kitchen and 51 percent said they will continue to cook more after the crisis ends.

#2

My Sister Tried To Make Matzah But Ended Up Summoning The Necronomicon

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274points

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Dave van Es 3 years ago

You should have moisturized

159points

Ant that's a good thing. On average, those who frequently cook at home eat less fat and sugar than other people; many restaurants and food companies use so much of these ingredients in their recipes, home cooks just can't keep up.

I guess the big question is whether or not we will return to our previous ways once everything goes back to normal. Let's just hope that our palates will have experienced a reset and our hands would have acquired enough skill to retain our new eating and cooking habits. At least a little bit.

#3

Garlic Burger From A Local Burger Joint. My Burps Could Kill A Walrus Right Now...

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273points

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Raine Soo 3 years ago

Your burps could kill a vampire at 50 feet.

193points

#4

Mother And Son Reunited In Afterlife

Final score:

268points

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Berry Budgie 3 years ago (edited)

Perfect shape lol...

60points

#5

Ordered Caesar Salad For $15 From One Of The Local Restaurants

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262points

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mph seti 3 years ago

That'd be depressing for $5, at $15 it's a crime.

221points

#6

Til If You Cut Lotus Root Into Wedges, You End Up With Aliens In Your Frying Pan

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255points

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Raine Soo 3 years ago

I want to believe.

97points

#7

This Was Way Cuter When I Pictured It In My Head

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244points

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Wubbleyew 3 years ago

It's staring into my soul

120points

#8

Sliced Homemade Sourdough Bread Topped With Creamy Light Brie Cheese. Preheat Oven To 350 And Bake For 11 Hours. Enjoy

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229points

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Bardhi's Dad 3 years ago

Looks so... crispy

101points

#9

Me: This Tin Should Be Big Enough. Banana Bread: Freedom

Final score:

228points

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chi-wei shen 3 years ago

It tried to escape.

55points

#10

Anyone Ever Get Really Depressed And Make A Nice Tray Of Grilled Cheese?

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224points

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Steve Barnett 3 years ago

Nothing wrong with this. Eat immediately with some nice bread.

217points

#11

Thought I’d Try Homemade Sushi Out

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215points

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mph seti 3 years ago

Eat your corn dog however you want. No judgement.

145points

#12

Made Some Masks

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214points

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Berry Budgie 3 years ago

This is pretty cool! Not very useful tho...

62points

#13

Spaghetti O’s W/Meatballs In A Pepperoni Bowl

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202points

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Raine Soo 3 years ago

That took some skill. I like it.

124points

#14

Thought You Guys Might Like This Pie I Baked

Final score:

201points

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Ariyana Ritesh 3 years ago

KILL IT WITH FIRE. NOW. PLEASE

13points

#15

2 Michelin Star Restaurant Had This On Instagram

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199points

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Ben Garfath 3 years ago

Someone, please, tell me what this abomination is.

157points

#16

Is This Really What People Think Vegans Want To Eat?

Final score:

189points

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mph seti 3 years ago

LMAO. "Eat a box of d***s!" is a bit rude to say to vegans, though.

170points

#17

I Call This One "Depression"

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184points

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mph seti 3 years ago

Just needs some sauce, some onions and peppers maybe, a little bit of extra flavor, etc. Doesn't look that bad, IMO. It's still totally edible as is, though

71points

#18

My 11 Year Old's Christmas Cookie

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182points

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Tabitha L 3 years ago

That is one way to eat your vegetables.

87points

#19

(Very) Poisonous Fugu Fish, Now Free With Your Dried Anchovies!

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181points

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3 years ago

Share with your friends. Whoever dies is the loser......or winner depending on your perspective

103points

Average Grizzlies Fan 3 years ago

You have to have a great eye to catch that, I feel like.

25points

M O'Connell 3 years ago

Japanese Roulette?

15points

Some Cool Guy 3 years ago

Wait... people snack on dried anchovies?

14points

Rae H 3 years ago

"depending on your perspective"

5points

eezycheezes101 3 years ago

Holy s**t that's dark. Your. . .MY TYPE OF PERSON!

4points

Clearly sunny 3 years ago

🤣

2points

Luther von Wolfen 3 years ago

Because I needed another reason to not eat dried anchovies.

30points

Anne 3 years ago

Wow.. good thing you spotted this..

15points

La Petite Morte 3 years ago

Hey, people pay hundreds of dollars just to eat the very tiny itty bitty non poisonous part of that fish, all you need is an experienced fugu chef and you're set!! Seriously, though, good thing they recognized what it was instead of just munching on it with the rest of the anchovies. Or cooking with it, Borgia entree anyone?

11points

Rachel Lacow 3 years ago

fugu chef ... I always think of Homer Simpson 🤣

1point

Grumble O'Pug 3 years ago

by-catch is a bitch, then you die.

5points

BoredPanda is awesome 3 years ago

yikes!!! Couldn't you have died!

5points

Flare 3 years ago

Yeah

3points

CorgiChameleon 3 years ago

You could file a lawsuit

2points

Maximeowlien Robespurre 3 years ago

Is it weird that I ate these on multiple occasions when I was little, and thought they were candy?

1point

Pascale Pierloot 3 years ago

Don't let's blow this out of proportions...maybe this sardine just had some plastic surgery done before....

1point

Marry Harp 3 years ago

🤢🤮

1point

Vaida Kuodytė 3 years ago

Oh no

1point

Brittney Sparks 3 years ago

If that was me I'd have called my lawyer 😉

0points

Samantha Hurrell 3 years ago

Given the difficulty to prepare Pufferfish, that's a death trap right there.

0points

Swyft 3 years ago

kind of doubt this, those are kind of expensive, but who knows

0points

~*Zodiac lover~* 3 years ago

XD

0points

Flavia Slag 3 years ago

wow

0points

Julie Hoblin 3 years ago

Well done on spotting that!

0points

Lana Jig-maker 3 years ago

hoping this a rare occurrence

0points

F. H. 3 years ago

I think that would have been a major scandal. Probably fake.

0points

Lazy Panda 3 years ago

I have a bag of anchovies in that exact packaging from that brand... maybe I should check it lol

0points

Marlowe Fitzpatrik 3 years ago

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Vaida Kuodytė 3 years ago

Because those tiny fish taste weird and some people like it :D

7points

#20

Ordered Carbonara From A '5 Star Uber Restaurant'

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174points

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Raine Soo 3 years ago (edited)

Fake reviews. Fake stars.

112points

#21

Coronavirus Diet: Just 2 Kilograms Of Cookie Dough That I Attack With A Spoon Every Now And Then

Final score:

168points

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Aski Markup 3 years ago

I can see myself doing this.

78points

#22

Apparently Using A Syringe To Inject The Filling Of A Jelly Bun Doesn't Work That Well...

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168points

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IFXO 3 years ago

brain in a skull for halloween!

110points

#23

My Aunt's Finished "Porcupine" Cake

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165points

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Raine Soo 3 years ago

What is it with the teeth on these cakes?

138points

#24

I Made A Pasta Burrito Wrapped In Rice Paper...Behold The Atrocity Of Man

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163points

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Raine Soo 3 years ago (edited)

Apparently, rice paper can double as intestines.

110points

#25

Made Croissants.. Didn't Know I Was Supposed To Roll Them

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155points

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Raine Soo 3 years ago (edited)

LOL Croissants don't magically roll themselves. But, now you have flatbread.

99points

#26

My Boss Eats This Depressing Lunch Every Day

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152points

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I want cake 3 years ago

I mean, if you're a coeliac and you don't like the gluten free bread that's available to you, this is pretty much your other option.

111points

#27

Tonight’s Special Is A Plate Of Spaghetti Betwixt Two Slices Of Garlic Bread With A Side Of A Vegetable Medley. Apologies Sir, The Chef Is High Off His Ass

Final score:

135points

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Wubbleyew 3 years ago

3/10, would eat

53points

#28

My Pie Faces Attempt

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130points

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Ben Garfath 3 years ago

Did they fight?

84points

#29

My Wive's Lunch. Yep That's A Banana With Instant Chicken Noodles

Final score:

122points

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Full of Giggles 3 years ago

What's her due date?

286points

#30

My Friend Had 5 Minutes In Between Each Class

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107points

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Raine Soo 3 years ago (edited)

My nephew eats ramen like that (minus the bread) as a snack sometimes. He says that some Japanese snacks are similar to those noodles.

43points

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#31

It's Just Egg On Toast... Why...

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38points

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Aleksandra Elias 3 years ago

Sauron's favourite meal

30points

#32

Black Bean "Burrito" My Roommate Made With Rice Paper. He Was Out Of Tortillas And Said, "I Didn't Think It Would Look Like That."

Final score:

37points

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Wubbleyew 3 years ago

Ah yes, the poo condom, a classic

41points

#33

Tried Creating A New Pasta Shape N Ended Pasta Suitable For A Halloween Party

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34points

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Raine Soo 3 years ago (edited)

It still looks tasty, even though the pasta resembles maggots.

17points

#34

My First Attempt At Making Lemon Tea

Final score:

32points

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IFXO 3 years ago

you loved your lemon tea so much that you casually cremated and kept its ashes after it passed away.

34points

#35

The “Spamwich” Made By My Friend. A Full Pack Of Spam And Two Krispy Kreme Doughnuts

Final score:

29points

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Tabitha L 3 years ago

Oh Lord have mercy. That is horrifying. (Due to the sheer size of the spam, I'd totally eat a few slices of bacon between 2 Krispy Kreme doughnuts.)

17points

#36

Homemade Egg Mcmuffins

Final score:

29points

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Two silly pups 3 years ago

the doggo in the background, tho! 🤣🤣🤣

30points

#37

I Present: The Prosciutto Stuffed Ranch Bugel

Final score:

29points

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Emil Jansson 3 years ago

I would eat it

14points

#38

I Made 4th Of July Fudge. It Came Out Looking Like Toothpaste

Final score:

29points

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Raine Soo 3 years ago

I'd still eat it. It's pretty.

26points

#39

A Friend Ordered A Chili Dog Without The Bun, This Is How It Was Served

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29points

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Anne 3 years ago

Eat it without utensils to upset other guests.. lol

25points

#40

This Pizza Margherita From Tgi Fridays Makes Me Want To End My Life

Final score:

28points

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mph seti 3 years ago

Terrible. Apparently TGIF makes food worse than I did my first year of college...

11points

#41

I Saw A Recipe For Protein Powder Pancakes And Decided To Try Protein Waffles With A Waffle Maker I’ve Never Used Before

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27points

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Fabrice 3 years ago

... and you never use it again.

16points

#42

Freshly Squeezed Orange Juice, Gin, And Ice

Final score:

27points

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Raine Soo 3 years ago

That's actually an interesting ice sculpture.

8points

#43

Steak-Flavored Marshmallows

Final score:

26points

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I want cake 3 years ago

If you click on the little grey reddit link under the picture it takes you to the original post. Pretty good explanation actually.

7points

#44

The Supermarket Ran Out Of Normal Bagels So I’m Stuck With Green Leprechaun Bagels

Final score:

26points

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Raine Soo 3 years ago

Happy Saint Paddy's Day!

12points

#45

This Cost $10. Never Going There Again

Final score:

26points

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mph seti 3 years ago

Poorest po boy I've ever seen.

13points

#46

Birthday Cake I Made For My Husband. He’s So Lucky To Have Me

Final score:

25points

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Raine Soo 3 years ago

Please wait for the cake to cool down before applying frosting.

32points

#47

Y'all Like Plain Sushi?

Final score:

25points

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Jihana 3 years ago

I don't know about you guys, but here we call that "rice"

27points

#48

Corndog

Final score:

25points

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Raine Soo 3 years ago

Yes, quite literally.

4points

#49

My Dad Texted Me A Photo Of His “Officially Retired From Teaching” Celebration Dinner

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25points

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Steve Barnett 3 years ago

Would've opted for blinis. French vodka though? That's a new one to me. Anyone for a Russian brandy?

4points

#50

Restaurant Serves This $5.99 Macaroni And Cheese

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24points

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Raine Soo 3 years ago

They're not even trying to disguise it. How lazy can they be?

19points

#51

I Actually Made Olive Joy

Final score:

24points

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Truth Monster 3 years ago

Excuse me, think I have to go throw up

19points

#52

Wanted To Make Waffle Fries Yesterday. I Had None Of The Equipment Necessary To Make Waffle Fries, But I Did Have A Chopstick And A Dream

Final score:

23points

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Kari Panda 3 years ago

Are these... zucchini?

3points

#53

"Spreadable Butter"

Final score:

22points

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Raine Soo 3 years ago

Hard butter is also known as bread destroyer.

10points

#54

Tried To Make A Spongebob Cake For My Daughter's 3rd Birthday

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22points

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Tabitha L 3 years ago

It is kinda cute.

12points

#55

Co-Worker Ordered This Monstrosity For Our Pizza Lunch

Final score:

22points

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DogMom 3 years ago

The first mistake was ordering from Domino’s

4points

#56

Drunken Left Over Chinese Press

Final score:

22points

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Raine Soo 3 years ago

I might actually try this next time.

7points

#57

The Pizza That Subway Launched In Brazil

Final score:

21points

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Vorknkx 3 years ago

I don't know what they launched it out of, but it didn't go very well :P

28points

#58

Got Drunk Last Night And Wanted Pizza And Didn't Want To Spend Money

Final score:

19points

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Jihana 3 years ago

That sound you hear? That's an Italian chef dying in agony

12points

#59

Oatmeal That I Forgot On The Stove

Final score:

19points

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Shinobi Shabby 3 years ago

accidental oatmeal bowls

14points

#60

I Don’t Need Anything Fancy. Just Some Buttered Noodles Covered In A Pile Oh Shakey Cheese

Final score:

19points

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Candace Fitzpatrick 3 years ago

This is literally what kids love in my restaurant. Over the 11 other delicious choices on the kids menu, plain noodles with butter and powdered Parmesan gets sold the most.

34points