30 Times Food Looked So Bad, People Just Had To Share Pics On This Group

Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 5 years ago

I think delboy missed it.

6points

Grumble O'Pug 5 years ago

And so damn, true!!!

4points

Bacony Cakes 5 years ago

@Delboy There's literally only 3 spices we like. Salt, Pepper, and Vinegar.

0points

Andrew Gibb 5 years ago

small children tend not to like spicy food. It is clearly a plate of food for a child. Amazing that there is broccoli and cabbage on there.

31points

Pangolin Pal 5 years ago

I think this meal was prepared by a smart parent - I would guess they noticed that their child liked broccoli, and are encouraging that healthy preference while keeping the rest of the plate bland and kid-friendly.

9points

Hamilton Lover 5 years ago

That’s what I was thinking

2points

Tee Witt 3 years ago

IF this actually is a British meal then it must be connected to London or somewhere. I have never seen or heard of anyone serving tasteless pasta with tasteless lettice, where the hell is the protein?

0points

Tiari 5 years ago

I never met a kid who didn’t like brokkoli.

0points

RoseTheMad 5 years ago (edited)

lol, we do have some bland ass foods in the UK. (but also some delicious stuff like a roast dinner :3 ) As a Brit, I love spicy food. Many of us do, our "traditional food" doesn't contain a lot of it though, that much is true. But Indian and Chinese food is really popular here, not just with the asian population. :) Personally that meal looks awful to me, but then the plate suggests it's probably a childs meal anyway, and for a child that's a pretty decent and healthy meal for a child.

12points

Pangolin Pal 5 years ago

To be fair, this plate was obviously fixed for a little kid, and young children can be incredibly rigid and unwilling to eat anything with strong flavors. In a couple of years, the kid who ate this is going to be loving spicy curries, which I believe are now the British national dish!

7points

Suzanne Haigh 4 years ago

Spicy curries British Nat dish? where do you idiot get this from

1point

A Random Panda 5 years ago

Okay, to be fair, this is a kid's meal.

5points

Starbelly Eleven 5 years ago

Well this looks like kid's food. In a house. Perfectly normal.

4points

Christel Nellemann 5 years ago

Common And perfectly sad. I do not believe, many kids will like greens served like this. There is a reason , so many think veggies are horrible.. bland sad cooking.

1point

Hugo McColl 5 years ago

So how come Indian food is so loved there? I know in general the spice level is mild but also plenty of Brits love it hot and spicy!

3points

Suzanne Haigh 4 years ago

Not that many like the spicey foods, we like to taste our meals not have them hidden

0points

Joanne Haywood 5 years ago

Don’t think all us Brits are the same. Anyway, that is clearly meant for a child.

3points

blugeagua 5 years ago

Delboy completely missed the point of this joke.

3points

Kristof De Smet 5 years ago

my kids would have liked it

3points

If you are wondering where the heck did we get all of these images, the answer is shittyfoodporn. This subreddit was created all the way back in 2012 and over the years it has become the archive of unappealing food pics. With over 1.7 million members, it's impossible to imagine it dying out, too.

The pandemic, however, might reduce the number of submissions the subreddit receives. They say practice makes perfect and coronavirus is really making Americans cook. In one recent survey, 54 percent of respondents said they cook more than before the pandemic, while 75 percent said they have become more confident in the kitchen and 51 percent said they will continue to cook more after the crisis ends.

#2

My Sister Tried To Make Matzah But Ended Up Summoning The Necronomicon

Final score:

274points

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Dave van Es 5 years ago

You should have moisturized

159points

Ariyana Ritesh 5 years ago

"moisturize me"

28points

Veronica Vatter 5 years ago

FOUND THE WHOVIAN!!!!

4points

Sabrina Lim 5 years ago

"I am the last human, quick, moisturize me"

2points

Lana Jig-maker 5 years ago

dang it Dave, you beat me to it lol

1point

YHZ 3 years ago

Well, no, then it might have fermented and wouldn't be kosher for Passover.

0points

Jules Daly 5 years ago

Cassandra

18points

Ariyana Ritesh 5 years ago

yes a doctor who fan! there aren't nearly enough of those

8points

glowworm2 5 years ago

Matzah, Matzah man! I'm gonna be a Matzah man!

5points

Andrew Gibb 5 years ago

always use sunscreen

3points

Pascale Pierloot 5 years ago

This clearly is a sign the dark side has something to tell you!!! Step away from the oven very carefully....

2points

Mark McCloskey 5 years ago

Klaatu verata nikto

2points

Terry Waters 5 years ago

She should just tell people the goal was to make an edible Necronomicon and everyone will think she's very skilled.

1point

Dave P 5 years ago

how? all Matza is, is just flour and water, and they usually pole holes in them as well. This only would happen if you added extra ingredients

1point

s. vitkovitsky 5 years ago

Maybe it still tastes good. Just because it's not that perfect perforated square doesn't mean it tastes bad. Prolly close to the original!

0points

Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago

Face of Bo.

1point

Isabella K 5 years ago

no. cassandra.

0points

ruthenium the ruther 5 years ago

How about you stick to store bought for now.

1point

Ant that's a good thing. On average, those who frequently cook at home eat less fat and sugar than other people; many restaurants and food companies use so much of these ingredients in their recipes, home cooks just can't keep up.

I guess the big question is whether or not we will return to our previous ways once everything goes back to normal. Let's just hope that our palates will have experienced a reset and our hands would have acquired enough skill to retain our new eating and cooking habits. At least a little bit.

#3

Garlic Burger From A Local Burger Joint. My Burps Could Kill A Walrus Right Now...

Final score:

273points

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Raine Soo 5 years ago

Your burps could kill a vampire at 50 feet.

193points

cybermerlin2000 5 years ago

and a relationship in 2.4 seconds

9points

BoredPanda is awesome 5 years ago

and a dragon from 15 feet

6points

Clearly sunny 5 years ago

🤣

3points

Bacony Cakes 5 years ago

So can a F22. You're not special.

2points

j b milam 5 years ago

made me lol

1point

OLIVIA WESTON 5 years ago

SOOOOOOO have you never watched the Twilight Saga?

0points

Jihana 5 years ago

One way to achieve social distancing. Also: there is no such thing as too much garlic! And this looks like roasted garlic, it's much milder than fresh garlic.

32points

Suzi Gauthier 5 years ago

I didn't think there was such a thing. I used a whole head of garlic with a couple of pounds of hamburger to make burgers on the last day of vacation to use up everything. We burped garlic from Viriginia to Miami. The worst was when my friend's husband decided to take a clove of garlic a day for his heart. He thought a head was a clove.

14points

Jo Johannsen 5 years ago

But where's the fail?

15points

bv7hearts 5 years ago

Right?? That looks amazing.

5points

Leopoldo Pisanello 5 years ago

At least other people are keeping their distance now, aren't they?

13points

Average Grizzlies Fan 5 years ago

Yeah! This is a great technique for social distancing lol

8points

Lori Spins 5 years ago

I don't see the problem here.

11points

bv7hearts 5 years ago

Same.

4points

Falcon 5 years ago

I want garlic now...

10points

Adam Francis 5 years ago

That looks amazing. Can one order it with extra garlic and where is it located? tia

10points

Grumble O'Pug 5 years ago

Am I the only one who loves garlic?

5points

Jane Alexander 5 years ago

Not by a long shot

1point

Petra Schaap 5 years ago

YES SIR!!!!! i need this! what local burger joint?? gimme the adres! I'm on my wayyyyyyyyyyyyyy

5points

lara 5 years ago

Actually, if the garlic is cooked, that looks good. If not, never mind.

5points

#4

Mother And Son Reunited In Afterlife

Final score:

268points

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Berry Budgie 5 years ago (edited)

Perfect shape lol...

60points

I'm a makeup addict 5 years ago

and perfect placement

6points

rgr8 5 years ago

This is honestly funny.

4points

Jihana 5 years ago

Ok, that one's kinda awesome, I dig it

4points

Marlowe Fitzpatrik 5 years ago

I know I'm being ThaT person, but those two aren't even related to each other. (Sorry)

3points

Lunar Owo Potato 5 years ago

Lol that hilarious.

3points

Marry Harp 5 years ago

😂

2points

glowworm2 5 years ago

That honestly looks like something I would do.🤣

2points

Karen Anderson 5 years ago

dead animals ain't so funny

1point

Vidya Narayan 5 years ago

I agree completely

0points

Catto De Smol 5 years ago

At least those wings look tasty.

1point

Maple Chan 4 years ago

that is just wrong.

0points

#5

Ordered Caesar Salad For $15 From One Of The Local Restaurants

Final score:

262points

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mph seti 5 years ago

That'd be depressing for $5, at $15 it's a crime.

221points

BeenElle 5 years ago

I can’t believe they were willing to pay $15 in the first place.

6points

RoseTheMad 5 years ago

That'd be depressing for free tbh.

3points

BoredPanda is awesome 5 years ago

yeah

3points

fuggnuggins 5 years ago

You can't shred some lettuce, chop some bacon, crumble some bread and dollop some dressing yourself, then you get what you deserve. You willingly pay $15 for lettuce, bread, a bit pig flesh and some anchovies in mayonnaise is what's sad.

2points

Eat your veggies KIDS! 5 years ago

I still think it looks good, if the lettuce was NOT washed, count me out!

1point

Raine Soo 5 years ago

Sigh. What a complete rip-off. The restaurant should be ashamed.

20points

Saara-Elina Kaukiainen 5 years ago

Some assembly required..?

11points

Ristina Nielsen 5 years ago

IKEA?

10points

Linda Williams 5 years ago

Including the missing parts

4points

Jared Johnson 5 years ago

Originally, the Caesar salad was made with full leaves of lettuce and eaten by hand. So, it could be that this restaurant serves the salad in that style. That being said, it's not the typical modern presentation, and this clearly is not what the poster was expecting. The lettuce does look to be high quality, at the very least.

9points

Caroline Seguin 5 years ago

Where is the parmesan?

7points

BoredPundits 5 years ago

And the bacon? And the egg? And the anchovies?

5points

glowworm2 5 years ago

It needs more croutons!

6points

Kath Leen 5 years ago

so did you stab it?

4points

Jo Johannsen 5 years ago

If I saw that after paying $15, it would be a seizure salad.

2points

grey galah 5 years ago

I came, I saw, I didn't eat

2points

#6

Til If You Cut Lotus Root Into Wedges, You End Up With Aliens In Your Frying Pan

Final score:

255points

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Raine Soo 5 years ago

I want to believe.

97points

Jihana 5 years ago

The truth is out there

15points

KombatBunni 5 years ago

*twilight zone theme plays*

5points

Michelle Line 5 years ago

This one is going to be hard to un-see.

3points

Pangolin Pal 5 years ago

I love this! Lotus root is very nice if lightly cooked - crunchy and fresh-tasting. I bet kids would love trying it for the first time served like this!

3points

Sue Hazlewood 5 years ago

So they are no longer out there, they are here

2points

Pascale Pierloot 5 years ago

Maybe we should be worried about an upcoming invasion?

2points

Pancho Zapata 5 years ago

out of this world

2points

Some Cool Guy 5 years ago

Nanu Nanu

2points

Danieletc 5 years ago

Been there, done that, no one will print the t-shirt, go figure.

1point

Maple Chan 4 years ago

LOL- hahahhaha

0points

#7

This Was Way Cuter When I Pictured It In My Head

Final score:

244points

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Wubbleyew 5 years ago

It's staring into my soul

121points

BoredPanda is awesome 5 years ago

It's going to steal my soul

10points

Obi Wang Kenobi 5 years ago

I'm withering.

3points

Jaded Monk 3 years ago

It was definitely looking for too long into the abyss

0points

Bardhi's Dad 5 years ago

That sphinx looks a bit strange, don't you think

11points

Noel Benavente 5 years ago

The melting guy from Indiana Jones hahahaha nazi-face-...528bd8.jpg

9points

Charley 5 years ago

You still wake up sometimes, don't you? You wake up in the dark and hear the screaming of the lambs.

5points

Jelly the Bean 5 years ago

What was it supposed to be?

4points

Annabell 5 years ago

Little lamb is visiting a beauty salon

4points

Ariyana Ritesh 5 years ago

k-kill me...

3points

Catto De Smol 5 years ago

Is that the sphinx?

3points

Average Grizzlies Fan 5 years ago

It is the sphinx from an Egyptian horror film.

3points

Average Grizzlies Fan 5 years ago

"I'll meet you in your nightmares, hee hee hee hee"

3points

Truth Monster 5 years ago

My self portrait after encountering a true believer of Flat Earth Theory.

3points

#8

Sliced Homemade Sourdough Bread Topped With Creamy Light Brie Cheese. Preheat Oven To 350 And Bake For 11 Hours. Enjoy

Final score:

229points

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Bardhi's Dad 5 years ago

Looks so... crispy

101points

Jelly the Bean 5 years ago

And a teensy bit singed... Nothing to worry about, of course!

5points

Truth Monster 5 years ago

You're supposed to burn your calories AFTER you eat it....

33points

Aleksandra Elias 5 years ago

How can someone forget about it for 11 hours? Don't they smell it?

24points

Bill Taylor 5 years ago

I'm assuming that someone was drunk cooking and left the oven on.

16points

glowworm2 5 years ago

My smoke detector would have been beeping up a storm!

7points

Clearly sunny 5 years ago

Yeah, their house will definitely be stinky!

2points

ƒιѕн 5 years ago

Just scrape off the burnt parts.... Then go buy something to eat.

9points

Wizard 2 years ago

we cant waste the coal, Throw it into the fire.

0points

Kath Leen 5 years ago

are you sure its already cooked?

5points

CD Mills 5 years ago

Well, they do sell charcoal tablets to absorb gases in the stomach that cause stomach gas so this must be a preemptive strike. Plus it's homemade! LOL

4points

Zophra 5 years ago

Well, don't think there will be any worry of food poisoning from undercooking...

4points

Iggy 5 years ago

11 hours?? Arahahahahahahaha!

3points

Hamilton Lover 5 years ago

11 hours!

2points

Curt Thurston 5 years ago

Stoner

1point

#9

Me: This Tin Should Be Big Enough. Banana Bread: Freedom

Final score:

228points

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chi-wei shen 5 years ago

It tried to escape.

55points

ㄚㄩ几丨 5 years ago

But my head was under dough

2points

Asia Hall 5 years ago

Still looks delicious though, perfectly golden crust!

4points

I'm a makeup addict 5 years ago

Yay!!! more bread!!

3points

Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago

It burped.

2points

Łukasz Wydra 5 years ago

Chernobyl?

1point

Steve Cruz 5 years ago

HERNIA

1point

Doggo 5 years ago

man i love banana bread

1point

Renita McAfee 4 years ago

This is actually a win. Just cut of the extra as a snack and still have a full loaf for guests

0points

Maple Chan 4 years ago

hhahahah

0points

Auktje Kazemier 5 years ago

OOO jammie jammie......

0points

#10

Anyone Ever Get Really Depressed And Make A Nice Tray Of Grilled Cheese?

Final score:

224points

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Steve Barnett 5 years ago

Nothing wrong with this. Eat immediately with some nice bread.

218points

Kari Panda 5 years ago

I have never. I might now.

26points

Aria Whitaker 5 years ago

Why is this here? This is GOALS! Yum to my tum!

11points

Dave P 5 years ago

very appealing, wrong list

4points

Catto De Smol 5 years ago

Not gonna lie tho- put that on the unrolled croissants from #10 with some tomato sauce, and you have a good pizza.

4points

Tony Rozensky 5 years ago

I'd eat it

3points

Ray Martin 5 years ago

Looks good, but needs more bacon.

2points

HOT CHOCOLATE <3 5 years ago

I WANT IITTTTTT

2points

The lion tamer 5 years ago

Are you kidding? I'm drooling here.

2points

Sandra Givens 5 years ago

Mmm, lots of crunchy bits.

2points

#11

Thought I’d Try Homemade Sushi Out

Final score:

215points

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mph seti 5 years ago

Eat your corn dog however you want. No judgement.

145points

BoredPanda is awesome 5 years ago

I thought it was corn dog too... wait is it corn dog?

9points

Truth Monster 5 years ago

American Sushi. Soul Sushi? Could be a thing

5points

Andrew Gibb 5 years ago

R soul sushi?!

0points

Ristina Nielsen 5 years ago

Interesting crossover-cooking!

3points

Harold Summer 5 years ago

Just missing the wasabi.

2points

Shinobi Shabby 5 years ago

Well, I wouldn't call it sushi... but as a breakfast roll, it's not bad! I likee

2points

JessG 5 years ago

It’s a corn dog

1point

Rebecca Taylor 5 years ago

LOL I almost made corndogs today I am so glad I hadn't

1point

Marry Harp 5 years ago

if you hate seafood....there you go

1point

Linda Harms 5 years ago

I would love this.

1point

Maeve Valentine 4 years ago

ITS A HOT DOG WRAPPED IN LIKE BREAD

0points

Marissa Taylor 4 years ago

for a sec i thought it was a twinkie and spam :B

0points

#12

Made Some Masks

Final score:

214points

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Berry Budgie 5 years ago

This is pretty cool! Not very useful tho...

62points

Average Grizzlies Fan 5 years ago

How is it not? Once you get home from wearing that all day you can have a nice, quick snack!

12points

Emily Nguyen-Vu 5 years ago

'Peppa Pig Masks"

5points

Truth Monster 5 years ago

How to convince and anti-masker to wear a mask. For 2 minutes at least :)

4points

BoredPanda is awesome 5 years ago

hey!!!! I want that so much!!

3points

BoredPanda is awesome 5 years ago

will finish in ten seconds though

3points

Rannveig Ess 5 years ago

Bacon - Food of the gods

2points

kjorn 5 years ago

nice you can have that bacon smell all day

2points

Bardhi's Dad 5 years ago

Nom nom nom

2points

XxInstantKarmaxX 5 years ago

edible masks :)

2points

Just Your Regular Avocado 5 years ago

Imagine inhaling this mask in front of someone. Just swallow and keep walking.

1point

glowworm2 5 years ago

That mask is not Kosher!😆

1point

#13

Spaghetti O’s W/Meatballs In A Pepperoni Bowl

Final score:

202points

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Raine Soo 5 years ago

That took some skill. I like it.

124points

mph seti 5 years ago

I see nothing wrong here.

30points

I'm a makeup addict 5 years ago

Neither do I. It looks so good, how's that a fail?

6points

Shinobi Shabby 5 years ago

That's actually quite creative!

16points

Aleksandra Elias 5 years ago

Looks good, would try

12points

Kari Panda 5 years ago

YES PLEASE

9points

chiizkake 5 years ago

Screen-Sho...44-png.jpg

5points

ispeak catanese 5 years ago

😂😂😂😂😂

0points

Iva Kazalova 5 years ago

That is genius, love the bowl!

3points

Eggwithaleg 5 years ago

Why does this remind me of a turkey.

1point

Steve Cruz 5 years ago

Pepperoni: YES, Spaghetti-O's: NO

1point

Hamilton Lover 5 years ago

Nope

1point

#14

Thought You Guys Might Like This Pie I Baked

Final score:

201points

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Ariyana Ritesh 5 years ago

KILL IT WITH FIRE. NOW. PLEASE

13points

I'manoob! 5 years ago

... 77ZiI59-5f...159cdd.jpg

4points

BoredPanda is awesome 5 years ago

It's evil. Don't eat it!!! I suspect it might be poisonous or it will steal your soul

4points

Ziva Kravdahl 5 years ago

Yes we do!

4points

GC 5 years ago

They put effort into it. You can see that the person who made this enjoys what they do and that makes all the difference. I say it’s a win. I’d tip the person. I think it’s nice to praise creativity.

3points

CD Mills 5 years ago

That's not a pie, that's the necronomipie!

2points

CatWoman312 5 years ago

I think your pie wants to eat my soul

2points

Eaglez404 4 years ago

i... i just... what...

1point

Danielle Wigger 5 years ago

HELP

1point

Anja Schmidt 5 years ago

the tooth fairy is back. i don´t want to eat her. Hailhail.

1point

#15

2 Michelin Star Restaurant Had This On Instagram

Final score:

199points

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Ben Garfath 5 years ago

Someone, please, tell me what this abomination is.

157points

A.E. Marlowe 5 years ago

We dare not speak its name lest it hear us and begin its doom song.

100points

Jamma 5 years ago

That's a dead body, wrapped up in a rug, next to a piece of bacon-and-onion cheesecake.

75points

Nikki Sevven 5 years ago

It's a roasted Great Earthworm served with a side of Dish Sponge with Garbage Disposal Chutney. Obv.

44points

Average Grizzlies Fan 5 years ago

It's an abomination. You perfectly described it!

27points

Capelli rosa e patate 5 years ago (edited)

It’s left over from what is probably a very unhappy bloke 🤪😂

23points

Cindy Crowell 5 years ago

it's a Sweet Deflato

18points

Meami 5 years ago

Bull d**k with a bar of dirty soap.

11points

Roz Klaiman 5 years ago

its probably porn but they won't say!

4points

youshouldseemeinacrown 5 years ago

sweet potato and... something else

4points

Thomas Ewing 5 years ago

Please DON'T tell me what it was!

3points

fuggnuggins 5 years ago

That sweet potato is cooked perfect. Obviously very soft, would be so sweet and caramel flavoured, and not burnt one bit. If that's tofu it's dressed interestingly. Looks good to me. A bit of rocquette or something on the side would fix that presentation up easy. How could you complain about this?

3points

Kristie French 3 years ago

A dirty sponge and a…um….ya know…

1point

Renita McAfee 4 years ago

An inflated condom and cat food.

1point

Naomi Cline 5 years ago

Overcooked swordfish and a baked tuber. A little long and wrinkly.

1point

Gustav Aschenbach 5 years ago

It may be Andouille.

1point

Signe Manat Hansen 4 years ago

Well one of them is a penis

0points

sylvantic 5 years ago

tofu with... strangly elongated sweet potato? either that or cat poop.

0points

Robert Catte 5 years ago

Snowman?

0points

fuggnuggins 5 years ago

What is that on the tofu? Chives and fried garlic? That would have so much flavour, and with the sweet of the potato, and all soft and warm with the crunch of the garlic... That looks f*****g awesome to me.

0points

Raine Soo 5 years ago

I don't know if that is a mini corpse or something flaccid.

19points

Bill 5 years ago

Dehydrated poop log?

7points

kjorn 5 years ago

is this Mr. Hankey?

14points

Bob Belcher 5 years ago

Don't forget your towel. I know different characters but he's still funny.

0points

julien 5 years ago

I doubt it is a 2 Michelin star restaurant

12points

Tom Gardiner 5 years ago

It looks like a penis and a sweet potato had a baby that became best friends with a block of tofu that likes to dress in dried puke.

11points

Vidya Narayan 5 years ago

🤣🤣

0points

kate h 5 years ago

Baked colon with a side of tofu

10points

GeneralZod 5 years ago

That is clearly a s**t weasel

7points

Grumble O'Pug 5 years ago

Revenge of the Circumcision.

5points

Suzi Gauthier 5 years ago

Dead Man Penis with Salmon. A Still LIfe.

5points

DC 5 years ago

... looks like a waste of some good ingredients - that sadlookingly deflated d**k ruins it. The rectangular whatever may be very well ... depends on what it is. Looks a lot like raw and untreated tofu - that's not what that is for...

5points

#16

Is This Really What People Think Vegans Want To Eat?

Final score:

189points

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mph seti 5 years ago

LMAO. "Eat a box of d***s!" is a bit rude to say to vegans, though.

170points

wyatt hollingsworth 5 years ago

Yeah, those poor vegans got their d***s chopped off for this

20points

CatWoman312 5 years ago

Not the self-regulus ones

5points

YoChicken 5 years ago

just a bit rude. just a bit

4points

5 years ago

The room is just a bit cold is all

27points

mph seti 5 years ago

"I was in the pool!"

15points

Losferatu 5 years ago

Just sprinkle a dash of seasoning and Viagra and you're ready to enjoy!

13points

Iggy 5 years ago

Good grief!

5points

Robin DJW 5 years ago

Ah! This is what the "abomination" is! See "Michelin Star Restaurant Had This On Instagram."

4points

Bobert Robertson 5 years ago

Me - when laying on my back

4points

Marlowe Fitzpatrik 5 years ago

You have four of those? Wow.

4points

Reirei 5 years ago

My local shop sells meat free sausages that are actually called Little W*****s. Must be a theme xD

4points

Ivana 5 years ago

I actually eat this a lot and it really good. I eat meat as well but beyond meat is a really good brand and I think their breakfast sausage is far better than pork. It should be frozen, they are storing it wrong. I have never seen it look like this.

3points

The Dave 5 years ago

Beyond penis

3points

Robert Catte 5 years ago

Beyond Meat actually tastes like real meat; you can't let one package spoil your entire view of ONE company.

2points

#17

I Call This One "Depression"

Final score:

184points

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mph seti 5 years ago

Just needs some sauce, some onions and peppers maybe, a little bit of extra flavor, etc. Doesn't look that bad, IMO. It's still totally edible as is, though

71points

Average Grizzlies Fan 5 years ago

So basically you just need to completely change it.

6points

BoredPanda is awesome 5 years ago

just need to add some stuff

5points

fuggnuggins 5 years ago

I'd say it's one of two choices, either: can't afford anything extra; or the more likely, looks like a vege sausage to me, so probably a guest and this is all that was on offer that they could eat. Knowing how it goes, this is probably a party or xmas dinner, and they probably didn't want to go in the first place because they know what to expect from people.

-1point

Danieletc 5 years ago

Add soy sauce.

6points

Clearly sunny 5 years ago

That's what I was thinking! Just splash on some soy. Yum.

1point

Jeff Diamond 5 years ago

It could also be called "poverty, 2020."

3points

Ben Garfath 5 years ago

Nah, that's some tasty 'banger & ...rice!' (really though, I've eaten this).

3points

Natalie Kung 5 years ago

put that in sunlight, then tilt the sausage on the rice, give it an extremely large plate then it would become a masterpiece

2points

Steve Cruz 5 years ago

Chop up the hot dog and make fried rice!

1point

Zophra 5 years ago

I think it needs a packet of condiment ketchup in the picture.

1point

Raine Soo 5 years ago

It's minimal, and it needs some sort of sauce, but it's still edible.

1point

Wubbleyew 5 years ago

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Joyce Deering 3 years ago

As an aside... their choice of dishware is impeccable.

0points

Sandra Givens 4 years ago

Reminds me of one of the dialogs we had to learn in French I, in which one high schooler asked another what was for lunch, and he answered "Hot dogs, no doubt, with rice."

0points

#18

My 11 Year Old's Christmas Cookie

Final score:

182points

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IFXO 5 years ago

good parenting! your 11 y/o loves vegetables so that's plus!

10points

SirPatTheCat 5 years ago

I mean when I was 8 I mixed all the condiments (and a few other choice ingredients) we had into a soup and told my blissfully unaware brother to taste it, and let's just say it wan't exactly because of my love for ketchup and milk...

1point

Robert Thomas 5 years ago

THIS IS EVIL THROUGH IT IN A FIRE PLEASE

7points

Robin DJW 5 years ago

That's pretty clever, actually. My kids always referred to broccoli as "little trees." And they liked it, too.

6points

Candace Fitzpatrick 5 years ago

No thanks... This is one cookie I’ll have to pass on

6points

Jessica Anderson 5 years ago

I loved broccoli so much as a child I probably would have fought her for that cookie!

4points

BoredPanda is awesome 5 years ago

at least it is healthy

3points

Average Grizzlies Fan 5 years ago

Who taught her to do this!?

3points

Danieletc 5 years ago

Bad seed, that kid. Call him Demian, win some points.

3points

CD Mills 5 years ago

I think your kid is broken.

2points

Eaglez404 4 years ago

She took "eat your greens" literally

1point

#19

(Very) Poisonous Fugu Fish, Now Free With Your Dried Anchovies!

Final score:

181points

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5 years ago

Share with your friends. Whoever dies is the loser......or winner depending on your perspective

103points

Average Grizzlies Fan 5 years ago

You have to have a great eye to catch that, I feel like.

25points

M O'Connell 5 years ago

Japanese Roulette?

15points

Some Cool Guy 5 years ago

Wait... people snack on dried anchovies?

14points

Rae H 5 years ago

"depending on your perspective"

5points

eezycheezes101 5 years ago

Holy s**t that's dark. Your. . .MY TYPE OF PERSON!

4points

Clearly sunny 5 years ago

🤣

2points

Luther von Wolfen 5 years ago

Because I needed another reason to not eat dried anchovies.

30points

Anne 5 years ago

Wow.. good thing you spotted this..

15points

La Petite Morte 5 years ago

Hey, people pay hundreds of dollars just to eat the very tiny itty bitty non poisonous part of that fish, all you need is an experienced fugu chef and you're set!! Seriously, though, good thing they recognized what it was instead of just munching on it with the rest of the anchovies. Or cooking with it, Borgia entree anyone?

11points

Rachel Lacow 5 years ago

fugu chef ... I always think of Homer Simpson 🤣

1point

Grumble O'Pug 5 years ago

by-catch is a bitch, then you die.

5points

BoredPanda is awesome 5 years ago

yikes!!! Couldn't you have died!

5points

Flare 5 years ago

Yeah

3points

CorgiChameleon 5 years ago

You could file a lawsuit

2points

Maximeowlien Robespurre 5 years ago

Is it weird that I ate these on multiple occasions when I was little, and thought they were candy?

1point

Pascale Pierloot 5 years ago

Don't let's blow this out of proportions...maybe this sardine just had some plastic surgery done before....

1point

Marry Harp 5 years ago

🤢🤮

1point

#20

Ordered Carbonara From A '5 Star Uber Restaurant'

Final score:

174points

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Raine Soo 5 years ago (edited)

Fake reviews. Fake stars.

112points

BoredPanda is awesome 5 years ago

yeah, agreed

7points

Pixie 5 years ago

Fake Carbonara...

2points

fuggnuggins 5 years ago

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mph seti 5 years ago

Tragic. Too bad returning delivery isn't really an option. This is as bad as the "Caesar salad" above...

9points

Cedric Goossens 5 years ago

No words... pasta-la-v...6ccbe2.jpg

5points

BoredDragon 5 years ago

...

0points

Hamilton Lover 5 years ago

Why is it in a pizza box?

4points

Lazy L 5 years ago

Well this actually looks like real Carbonara. Only things allowed in a real Italian Carbonara: raw eggs, bacon, cheese, pepper, cheese and a little bit of the pasta water. Things not supposed to be in a real Carbonara: cream and other stuff. Although, I agree that the packaging is not ideal.

4points

Ben Garfath 5 years ago

Now that's simply sad.

4points

Lana Jig-maker 5 years ago

cat food and noodles?

2points

Flare 5 years ago

You forgot to put the negative sign in front of the 5.

2points

Kristof De Smet 5 years ago

Apart from the packaging, this actually looks quite ok

2points

CincyReds 5 years ago

I would definitely be making a call...

1point

#21

Coronavirus Diet: Just 2 Kilograms Of Cookie Dough That I Attack With A Spoon Every Now And Then

Final score:

168points

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Aski Markup 5 years ago

I can see myself doing this.

78points

Becs Gesler 5 years ago

I have...lol

12points

Suzi Gauthier 5 years ago

They sell safe-to-eat cookie dough now, but salmonella never stopped me before.

9points

bv7hearts 5 years ago

I fail to see a problem.

6points

Christian Bradshaw 5 years ago

I want cookie dough now

5points

eezycheezes101 5 years ago

YESS! Hopefully it's edible. Try Pillsbury edible chocolate chip cookie dough. Tastes the same as the regular one, just no risk of salmonella.

4points

Ariyana Ritesh 5 years ago

why is this in a list of unappealing food pics? I would do this 10/10

4points

Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 5 years ago

I mean..yes. When I make cookies I eat mine as dough and cook the rest for the family.

4points

Raine Soo 5 years ago

Raw cookie dough is something that I never found appealing.

4points

hydrostatic joints 5 years ago

Same. I never liked the texture and I'd get paranoid about salmonella anyway.

2points

Mae Mosse 5 years ago

That would last me a day at the most

3points

Pascale Pierloot 5 years ago

Imagine the willpower it took to use a spoon, lol.

2points

#22

Apparently Using A Syringe To Inject The Filling Of A Jelly Bun Doesn't Work That Well...

Final score:

168points

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IFXO 5 years ago

brain in a skull for halloween!

110points

Iggy 5 years ago

A little squirt of red food colouring for the blood...

15points

J Rob 5 years ago

What is a "jelly bun"?

13points

Julia Daxenbichler 5 years ago

Ok but wtf was this supposed to be?

10points

JessG 5 years ago

It does, but you have to know what your doing if you want to make a flower or something recognizable

4points

Raine Soo 5 years ago

Brain dessert for Halloween.

4points

Fabrice 5 years ago

Perfect for Halloween.

4points

Gianna Clifford 5 years ago

it looks like some sort of fetus

3points

Susan Egan 5 years ago

Reminds me of the heartworm pictures at the Vets.

3points

Kyra Drachenlady 5 years ago

looks like a miscreated foetus

3points

wyatt hollingsworth 5 years ago

This is a really good halloween idea!

3points

#23

My Aunt's Finished "Porcupine" Cake

Final score:

165points

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Raine Soo 5 years ago

What is it with the teeth on these cakes?

138points

Sabienn 5 years ago

Those are so they can eat your soul

21points

Robin DJW 5 years ago

I've been wondering that, too.

9points

Neva Nevičica 5 years ago

Yes! My thoughts exactly. Why do they obsessively put theeth on them. Or maybe it's on purpose, to make internet people laugh :)

6points

wyatt hollingsworth 5 years ago

How are they supposed to eat?

6points

Eat your veggies KIDS! 5 years ago

Does the hedgehog have dentures?

5points

52 Blue 5 years ago

All the better to consume your soul with

5points

F. H. 5 years ago

They are supposed to look terrible, that's why.

4points

Pascale Pierloot 5 years ago

It's the lipstick that spoils any resemblance for me 🙃

2points

qwerty 5 years ago

Methinks the cakes are cursed.

2points

5 years ago

That smile though

6points

Dotzilla _( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/ 5 years ago

this one is better than others i have seen. But the teeth, just no.

5points

Erin Kavik 5 years ago

Remove the hideous teeth and put the eyes in the right place instead of its shoulders, and it would look pretty decent.

4points

Im a kawaii potato ;3 5 years ago

I'm gonna go cry in a corner now.

3points

Samantha Lomb 5 years ago

Looks like something from Jabba's palace

2points

Bob Belcher 5 years ago

Welp, not going to sleep now.

1point

Pangolin Pal 5 years ago

I will be seeing this in my nightmares. . .

1point

Linda HS 5 years ago

Nailed it!

1point

I'm a makeup addict 5 years ago

this is hilarious!! I'm dying!! XDXDXD

1point

#24

I Made A Pasta Burrito Wrapped In Rice Paper...Behold The Atrocity Of Man

Final score:

163points

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Raine Soo 5 years ago (edited)

Apparently, rice paper can double as intestines.

110points

Eggwithaleg 5 years ago

*skin

0points

Bunny Wood 5 years ago

Gawd. Looks like a nature show on some poor insect being eaten alive

14points

Kirsten Kerkhof 5 years ago

Exactly! Like one of those parasite infected snails. Brrrr ...

8points

Cedric Goossens 5 years ago

pasta-la-v...8c5c88.jpg

9points

Wubbleyew 5 years ago

NGL, thought it was a condom full of pasta

6points

Danieletc 5 years ago

The Witcher killed one of those.

4points

Noel Benavente 5 years ago

Now you can work on the special effects film industry

3points

Red rockin lobster 5 years ago

pasta in placenta

3points

Vidya Narayan 5 years ago

🤢🤢

0points

Soph the Loaf 5 years ago

Ok but pasta burrito? That's genius. Maybe not with rice paper next time tho.

2points

Clearly sunny 5 years ago

Yeah bad mix.

0points

Grumble O'Pug 5 years ago

Is that pasta inside? I am gagging.

2points

Valerie Anne 5 years ago

Why? Just why?

1point

#25

Made Croissants.. Didn't Know I Was Supposed To Roll Them

Final score:

155points

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Raine Soo 5 years ago (edited)

LOL Croissants don't magically roll themselves. But, now you have flatbread.

99points

Suzi Gauthier 5 years ago

They magically twist into shape!

1point

5 years ago

Add some pizza toppings

14points

mph seti 5 years ago

Now that's looking at the glass as half full!

10points

Red rockin lobster 5 years ago

I really wonder what you thought, how do they roll by themselves or did you think the oven would do it?

7points

Vidya Narayan 5 years ago

🤣🤣

0points

kjorn 5 years ago

the instruction is on the box?

5points

Catto De Smol 5 years ago

Improvised pizza!

2points

Average Grizzlies Fan 5 years ago

They're pizza without the sauce, cheese, and toppings!

2points

Karen Evans 5 years ago

take it to the person with the tray of cheese and enjoy!

1point

Marry Harp 5 years ago

You now have pizza bread

1point

Faith Nicole 5 years ago

🤣

0points

Mare Freed 5 years ago

Eat them anyway. They'll still taste good.

0points

#26

My Boss Eats This Depressing Lunch Every Day

Final score:

152points

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I want cake 5 years ago

I mean, if you're a coeliac and you don't like the gluten free bread that's available to you, this is pretty much your other option.

111points

Anne 5 years ago

Yeah, I eat a ton of rice cakes too.. Gluten free bread is.. meh.. (and crazy expensive), so unless you have a toaster (toasting makes GF bread better).. this is a pretty decent option.

25points

Candy Rae 5 years ago

Lettuce wrap? Soup? Tofu??

11points

Joanne Haywood 5 years ago

The cost of gluten free products is diabolical especially the bread.

10points

Nikki Sevven 5 years ago

Sure, but some veggies and condiments would make this less pathetic.

5points

Powercat 5 years ago

It's not like there's no other option than a lunchmeat sandwich as a lunch.

2points

Ross Hamilton 5 years ago

I have tried gluten free bread - never again. Awful stuff.

2points

sav 5 years ago

Lettuce or cabbage, even kale would be a better option than this! Rice paper wrappers too!

1point

Ani-87 5 years ago (edited)

It might need some greens like lettuce, cucumber and tomato. It might look less depressing.

0points

fuggnuggins 5 years ago

Exactly, because every meal needs to come as a sandwich...

0points

Mishte Tine 5 years ago

Or don’t have bread?

0points

Romenriel 5 years ago

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Kirsten Kerkhof 5 years ago

If he likes it, what is so bad about it? It's a sandwich.

13points

Suzi Gauthier 5 years ago

With even more empty cards than white bread.

0points

Wendillon 5 years ago

This...looks good. I think I might have a problem.

5points

JuJu 5 years ago

I eat that. Voluntarily. and I like it

5points

Linda 5 years ago

After 5 years of having to eat gluten-free, and eating rice cakes almost every day. I still prefer rice cakes over gluten-free bread, it is much much cheaper but it tastes amazing and like 10.000 times better than gluten-free bread. (To be honest when I still could eat gluten I hardly ever ate bread, most of the lunches I fed myself with rice cakes or noodles (which I miss))

2points

Anne Gill 5 years ago

Have you tried vermicelli rice noodles or glass noodles?

0points

Falcon 5 years ago

Heeeey, I do that... and it's tasty, I have you know >_>

2points

Ausrine Ciapaite 5 years ago

Actually, I love rice cakes therefore for me this sandwich isn't depressing at all. Also it's low in calories so it's good for a weight loss.

2points

Janine Hunt-Jackson 5 years ago

Back when I was on a gluten-free diet due to intestinal difficulties, there were no other options! I ate a LOT of rice cakes! My mom was still alive then & she made me a birthday cake from a stack of rice cakes "frosted" with cream cheese. I loved it & the love she gave me by making it.

1point

MH3 5 years ago

Lunch meat and styrofoam - yummy

1point

Cassie 5 years ago

My step mother used to make my dad eat rice cakes when his blood pressure was high.

1point

mph seti 5 years ago

I've see way worse, both in this BP post and IRL. With some good mustard on it, that wouldn't be half bad, IMO.

1point

#27

Tonight’s Special Is A Plate Of Spaghetti Betwixt Two Slices Of Garlic Bread With A Side Of A Vegetable Medley. Apologies Sir, The Chef Is High Off His Ass

Final score:

135points

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Wubbleyew 5 years ago

3/10, would eat

53points

Tiredpossum 5 years ago

I would totally eat that except make the garlic bread just plain bread

3points

sylvantic 5 years ago

3/10 would eat everything except the veggie medley, i hate those.

1point

Ruth Beaty 5 years ago

Actually, if I didn't have to cook or clean up, I would eat it.

0points

Renate Stargardt 5 years ago

I bet, it doesn't even taste that bad

0points

Bobert Robertson 5 years ago

As a kid I always put my pasta in a dinner roll. My dream was to open a pasta sandwich restaurant. Then I got older and realized - carbs. I would call it CARBonara

11points

Eat your veggies KIDS! 5 years ago

100 percent looks delicious!!!

5points

Netra 5 years ago

I love spaghetti sandwiches!!! The veggies look like they are the frozen kind

5points

Red Hair Blue Soul 5 years ago

I've totally done this. IT'S DELICIOUS

4points

Rebekah 5 years ago

My fav bar makes a lasagna sandwich. Basically the same. And damn delicious.

3points

Caitlin Davenport 5 years ago

That actually looks really good! My dinner tonight?

3points

TV Junkie 5 years ago

I have eaten that sandwich.

3points

Erin E 5 years ago

I mean, minus canned veggies, i eat spaghetti sandwiches 😆

2points

JESSE REED 5 years ago

this could be on a bar menu

2points

#28

My Pie Faces Attempt

Final score:

130points

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Ben Garfath 5 years ago

Did they fight?

84points

chi-wei shen 5 years ago

The first rule of pie fight club: Don't talk about pie fight club.

13points

Average Grizzlies Fan 5 years ago

One was bragging that he was pumpkin so the cherry one tried.

3points

Vidya Narayan 5 years ago

Yeah - you can see the black eyes and bleeding lips

0points

eezycheezes101 5 years ago

Or get. . . poison ivy???

0points

Mishte Tine 5 years ago

Yes. Yes they did.

0points

Monty Is Fiennes 5 years ago

I am sorry but they look like burn victims.... they need an awareness campaign and a not for profit research charity

1point

LovinMyCuddlyCats 5 years ago

Yep. Definitely!

0points

Edie Hart 5 years ago

I think the pies have smallpox.

1point

Marry Harp 5 years ago

theres your purge mask...

1point

Bardhi's Dad 5 years ago

Looks like the Moon from the movie "A Trip to the Moon" le-voyage-...044e33.jpg

1point

Maple Chan 4 years ago

who won?

0points

Bettye McKee 5 years ago

You took the tempt right out of attempt.

0points

Catherine Brady 5 years ago

Acne pie, they must be teenagers.

0points

j b milam 5 years ago

new meaning for moon pies.

0points

Dave Chapman 5 years ago

I immediately thought of this...https://thecinematicpackrat.files.wordpress.com/2015/05/a-trip-to-the-moon.jpg?w=768&h=577

0points

#29

My Wive's Lunch. Yep That's A Banana With Instant Chicken Noodles

Final score:

122points

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Full of Giggles 5 years ago

What's her due date?

286points

Robin DJW 5 years ago

LOL

11points

Arran Walker 5 years ago

Exactly my thoughts

2points

Sang Fe 4 years ago

And to think, I craved the stereo-typed peanut butter, pickle and sardine sammich when I was preggo with my oldest son.

0points

eezycheezes101 5 years ago

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Black Panther 5 years ago

Is she pregnant?

7points

chaitu cherry 5 years ago

pragamind!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2points

Ray Martin 5 years ago

How many wives do you have?

4points

Candy Rae 5 years ago

Well she married a guy who cant spell wife so...

3points

Bill 5 years ago

Plural. He obviously has more than one.

2points

fuggnuggins 5 years ago

Banana on pizza. If you're not some brainwashed moron who has the idiotic belief that pizzas must be savoury, it's an awesome thing to put on pizza. Perfect with bacon (think big breakfast with grilled banana), but also as part of a vege pizza (use your imagination).

2points

M O'Connell 5 years ago

I'm going to hazard a guess that she's Cuban?

2points

ispeak catanese 5 years ago

Oh my God!!! My Cuban neighbors would eat a banana with their spaghetti in red sauce!!! I had no idea other Cubans did this. Thanks for the memories!

2points

Ina Maes 5 years ago

banana and chicken actually go pretty well together. try it.

2points

Im a kawaii potato ;3 5 years ago

.E.W.

2points

chaitu cherry 5 years ago

but where is the chicken ???

2points

Idk Katniss Potter 5 years ago

Broth is chicken flavored

0points

Lana Jig-maker 5 years ago

that seems like an "I quit" meal right there

1point

#30

My Friend Had 5 Minutes In Between Each Class

Final score:

107points

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Raine Soo 5 years ago (edited)

My nephew eats ramen like that (minus the bread) as a snack sometimes. He says that some Japanese snacks are similar to those noodles.

43points

Candy Rae 5 years ago

Your monthly sodium quota in one meal!

9points

Navy Blue Bandana 5 years ago

I do like to eat little pieces of dry ramen noodles sometimes, but in a sandwich is just wrong

8points

Mewton’s Third Paw 5 years ago

You can find them in Korean stores. It’s just dry ramen and seasoning. Like chips. Ppuushu ppuushu

6points

RoseTheMad 5 years ago

Honestly, you can get burgers with ramen noodles like this as the "bun"... I can't wait for my second trip to Japan when covid is over. I really want to try one

3points

A Random Panda 5 years ago

Yep.

2points

Idk Katniss Potter 5 years ago

Yeah, dry ramen is good!

1point

fuggnuggins 5 years ago

We had them at school. Magee brand (I think). There was plain and another with a spicy flavouring to sprinkle over. We all preferred the plain. Crush them up a bit - small, savoury and crunchy, pretty good really.

1point

Veronica Vatter 5 years ago

I didn't know you were supposed to cook them until I was a teenager. My brother just crumbled them and tossed them with the seasoning.

1point

Arran Walker 5 years ago

Dried ramen noodles have lots of uses.

1point

Amanda Fondaumiere 5 years ago

At our local international grocery store they have ramen made to eat dry. You just put the spices on and eat like a snack. In our household my kids took it further and eat regular ramen like that.

1point

Jackie Mitchell 5 years ago

My niece eats them like that too. Pours them in a bowl and pours on the seasoning and just crunches them down. Lol

0points

F. H. 5 years ago

Back in my student days, there were terms with no time inbetween classes, but they were on different floors and lasted all day long. Of course eating in class was strickly forbidden. One lecturer once said "If you want to eat, skip class. Nobody is forcing you to be here." I ended up buying compressed emergency rations. They tasted like flour mixed with rancid butter but could be eaten in two bites and kept you going for a day.

4points

로희 5 years ago

I'm Asian and I think that's pretty enjoyable.

4points

Katinka Min 5 years ago

After seeing hundreds of schoolkids in my neihgbourhood munch ramen dry, I tried it. I gotta say, it tastes prettyy awesome. Similar ot Nachos but wiht a far more staisfying crunch.

2points

bern Habubbi 5 years ago

I do this with super noodles, it's soooo nice

1point

Jessica Anderson 5 years ago

my friend makes a really good salad that has uncooked ramen in it. I was very skeptical but now I save a spot on my plate every time she brings it to a potluck.

1point

52 Blue 5 years ago

Desperate times call for desperate actions

1point

XxInstantKarmaxX 5 years ago

ewww

1point

real._.izuku 4 years ago

looks like something i would do smh

0points

Sang Fe 4 years ago

Enjoy this while your teeth and blood pressure allows it!!

0points

#31

It's Just Egg On Toast... Why...

Final score:

38points

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Aleksandra Elias 5 years ago

Sauron's favourite meal

30points

Average Grizzlies Fan 5 years ago

Noooooooo! I was about to say that!

1point

Raine Soo 5 years ago

It's giving you the evil eye.

3points

Lil~Griffin 5 years ago

More like eyes on toast

2points

TrashPandaru 4 years ago

Did...did you cook the egg ON the toast?!

0points

Eat your veggies KIDS! 5 years ago

It looks like the book in hocus pocus

0points

BoredPanda is awesome 5 years ago

It's watching you. DON"T EAT IT!!! THROW IT OUT IMMEDIATLY

0points

Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 5 years ago

I am very weird about eggs. Could not eat this.

0points

#32

Black Bean "Burrito" My Roommate Made With Rice Paper. He Was Out Of Tortillas And Said, "I Didn't Think It Would Look Like That."

Final score:

37points

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Wubbleyew 5 years ago

Ah yes, the poo condom, a classic

41points

Iggy 5 years ago

Arahahahahahaha!

0points

Kaspar Kristiansen 5 years ago

Noooo..just no.

3points

Eriu 5 years ago

Looks kinda like kaszanka (blood sausage) and I want a kaszanka now...

1point

Raine Soo 5 years ago

They look like crap, don't they?

1point

PristineMisty 4 years ago

Yummy!

0points

A Random Panda 5 years ago

Hmmmm... yep, I hate it.

0points

Truth Monster 5 years ago

This would be fun to prank people in public

0points

#33

Tried Creating A New Pasta Shape N Ended Pasta Suitable For A Halloween Party

Final score:

34points

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Raine Soo 5 years ago (edited)

It still looks tasty, even though the pasta resembles maggots.

17points

BoredPanda is awesome 5 years ago

I thought it looked like maggots too

1point

Hilary Mol 5 years ago

Hey! Mealworms Marinara.

5points

mph seti 5 years ago

I'd totally eat that. I also like the pasta shape.

5points

Vorknkx 5 years ago

I'd eat it :P

4points

Stephanie Did It 5 years ago

Maggotini!

3points

Andrew Gibb 5 years ago

reminds me of a scene from the Lost Boys maggots-5f...f4859a.jpg

1point

Im a kawaii potato ;3 5 years ago

I have no words.

0points

Luther von Wolfen 5 years ago

Oh yeah, I remember "Lost Boys".

0points

#34

My First Attempt At Making Lemon Tea

Final score:

32points

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IFXO 5 years ago

you loved your lemon tea so much that you casually cremated and kept its ashes after it passed away.

34points

BoredPanda is awesome 5 years ago

you made me smile

0points

Jihana 5 years ago

Pro tip: tea tastes better with some water in it. There might be dry wines, but that does not apply to tea

4points

Raine Soo 5 years ago

Why do you have ashes?

2points

Ben Garfath 5 years ago

In the slow cooker?!?

2points

Ross Hamilton 5 years ago

There was an attempt. And there was a failure

1point

mph seti 5 years ago

How...?

1point

BoredPanda is awesome 5 years ago

looks a bit cool though

0points

Netra 5 years ago

I thought it was burned condom's

0points

#35

The “Spamwich” Made By My Friend. A Full Pack Of Spam And Two Krispy Kreme Doughnuts

Final score:

29points

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Raine Soo 5 years ago

How can anyone eat that much SPAM at once?

3points

Erin Kavik 5 years ago

Seen a dude in our camping group eat the whole tin of spam directly out of the tin with a pocket knife. Some people just can I suppose.

2points

Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 5 years ago

Why would you want your perfectly fine doughnuts to taste like spam?

2points

Erin E 5 years ago

🤢 on sooooo many levels.

1point

Ross Hamilton 5 years ago

FFS REALLY!?? - Slice the spam thinly and fry it up in a pan with a little oil. It will taste much better.

1point

A Random Panda 4 years ago

Shoyu tastes good with it too.

0points

Remi A. Paulin 5 years ago

Stoner food...

1point

Kisses4Katie 5 years ago

All you need to do is fry that up. That would be right tasty

1point

Bunny Wood 5 years ago

This needs to be deep fried...

1point

Full of Giggles 5 years ago

That's just wrong.

1point

Fabrice 5 years ago

Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam !

1point

Ben Garfath 5 years ago

So healthy!

1point

#36

Homemade Egg Mcmuffins

Final score:

29points

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Two silly pups 5 years ago

the doggo in the background, tho! 🤣🤣🤣

30points

chi-wei shen 5 years ago

Doggo made a statement.

4points

Average Grizzlies Fan 5 years ago

I was about to say, is that on purpose?

2points

SuePrew 4 years ago

the real reason for the picture

0points

5 years ago

Dinner and a show

5points

Andrew Gibb 5 years ago

the dog has just eaten one of these

2points

Raine Soo 5 years ago

The dog in the background, though...Is he commenting on your food?

2points

Steve Barnett 5 years ago

Love the juxtaposition.

2points

Linda Williams 5 years ago

Tastes like sh*t

1point

BoredPanda is awesome 5 years ago

that dog...

1point

Natalia 5 years ago

Bon appetit !!!!!!!!!!!!!

1point

Pepper Pots 5 years ago

the dog !!

1point

chaitu cherry 5 years ago

what about the dog in the background????

1point

#37

I Present: The Prosciutto Stuffed Ranch Bugel

Final score:

29points

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Emil Jansson 5 years ago

I would eat it

14points

Anne 5 years ago

I'm willing to try this

3points

I want cake 5 years ago

I'd be down for that

1point

JessG 5 years ago

Not terrible

1point

Danieletc 5 years ago

Simplicity and horror and possibly tasty for upvote.

1point

Candace Fitzpatrick 5 years ago

I’ve got no problem with this

1point

Raine Soo 5 years ago

Fancy!

1point

5 years ago

Actually looks pretty good

1point

Santhe van der Meulen 5 years ago

This might actually be nice

0points

Arctic Fox Lover 5 years ago

Makeshift ice cream?

0points

#38

I Made 4th Of July Fudge. It Came Out Looking Like Toothpaste

Final score:

29points

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Raine Soo 5 years ago

I'd still eat it. It's pretty.

26points

Wubbleyew 5 years ago

The plate its on makes me more uncomfortable than the 'brownie'. Is it supposed to resemble a brain?

6points

Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 5 years ago

I liked it until you said that.

0points

Average Grizzlies Fan 5 years ago

It's a cool idea!

2points

Danieletc 5 years ago

Aquafresh!

2points

Lana Jig-maker 5 years ago

more Astronaut ice cream

1point

HARLOW BARHAM 3 years ago

10/10 still eat it

0points

lil peep stan 5 years ago

reminds me of the trans flag!!

0points

Dotzilla _( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/ 5 years ago

you sure that's... edible?

0points

Im a kawaii potato ;3 5 years ago

Id still eat it.

0points

BoredPanda is awesome 5 years ago

I would eat it, it looks cool. Reminds me of Pepsi

0points

BoredPanda is awesome 5 years ago

looks really tasty

0points

#39

A Friend Ordered A Chili Dog Without The Bun, This Is How It Was Served

Final score:

29points

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Anne 5 years ago

Eat it without utensils to upset other guests.. lol

25points

Wendillon 5 years ago

While making eye-contact.

11points

BG 5 years ago

Without using you hands

4points

Falcon 5 years ago

Or excite, you never know. 😏

3points

Luther von Wolfen 5 years ago

I worked in food service for 30 years. I know what the cook was thinking.

2points

JessG 5 years ago

No it wasn’t, your friend did that

1point

Andrew Gibb 5 years ago

be careful that it doesn't take someones eye out!

1point

Raine Soo 5 years ago

That's rude!

1point

5 years ago

"hello there"

1point

Ross Hamilton 5 years ago

Chef must have been like "OK, you ask for something stupid, you get something stupid."

0points

BoredPanda is awesome 5 years ago

the other people in the restaurant be like: 0_0

0points

Kisses4Katie 5 years ago

It's HAPPY to see you (said in Donkey's voice)

0points

Truth Monster 5 years ago

It looks happy to see you

0points

#40

This Pizza Margherita From Tgi Fridays Makes Me Want To End My Life

Final score:

28points

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mph seti 5 years ago

Terrible. Apparently TGIF makes food worse than I did my first year of college...

11points

Raine Soo 5 years ago

Nice pre-made crust. LOL

4points

CrunChewy McSandybutt 5 years ago

Where's the basil?

2points

Ben Garfath 5 years ago

Shouldn't there be some... I dunno, green on there?

2points

Kynnica Pilupner 5 years ago

no way

1point

Cedric Goossens 5 years ago

That is a Tuc cookie!

0points

Danieletc 5 years ago

TGI Fridays. Insisting on making TGI Fridays a non-exist since '97, but so much MAGA.

0points

#41

I Saw A Recipe For Protein Powder Pancakes And Decided To Try Protein Waffles With A Waffle Maker I’ve Never Used Before

Final score:

27points

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Fabrice 5 years ago

... and you never use it again.

16points

BoredPanda is awesome 5 years ago

you beat me to it

0points

Martha Meyer 5 years ago

When you don't understand that protein in dough makes things extra sticky...

2points

Im a kawaii potato ;3 5 years ago

I came with a good comment but someone already said it.

1point

Linda HS 5 years ago

Nailed it

0points

Kitty Twinkle 5 years ago

I've only used them in hotels

0points

Danieletc 5 years ago

Haha you earned it

-1point

#42

Freshly Squeezed Orange Juice, Gin, And Ice

Final score:

27points

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Raine Soo 5 years ago

That's actually an interesting ice sculpture.

8points

Average Grizzlies Fan 5 years ago

Yes. I call this one "Breakfast Disaster".

2points

Ty Stratton-Quirk 5 years ago

Needs more ice.

1point

Lana Jig-maker 5 years ago

The rocks on

0points

Ross Hamilton 5 years ago

If your ice cubes stick together, just put them in a plastic bag and lightly smack them against the concrete outside until you hear them come apart.

0points

BoredPanda is awesome 5 years ago

that looks pretty cool though

0points

DogMom 5 years ago

Your drink is trying to tell you something

0points

JessG 5 years ago

Lol, get an ice pick for that ice maker

0points

#43

Steak-Flavored Marshmallows

Final score:

26points

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I want cake 5 years ago

If you click on the little grey reddit link under the picture it takes you to the original post. Pretty good explanation actually.

7points

A Random Panda 5 years ago

Yep, it's pretty interesting.

1point

Elli Rahim 5 years ago

So revenge is a dish best served as a marshmallow steak.

2points

Raine Soo 5 years ago

I got nothing.

1point

BoredPanda is awesome 5 years ago

looks so good and tasty until I realized the marshmallow part

0points

5 years ago

I thought it looked pretty good until I read the "marshmallows" bit

0points

#44

The Supermarket Ran Out Of Normal Bagels So I’m Stuck With Green Leprechaun Bagels

Final score:

26points

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Raine Soo 5 years ago

Happy Saint Paddy's Day!

12points

Katrina B. 5 years ago

THANK YOU for spelling Paddy correctly!

3points

BoredPanda is awesome 5 years ago

Celebrating already?

1point

Marissa Taylor 4 years ago

i smell a DR.Seuss sequel :D

0points

Red72 5 years ago

That is your serving of "greens" for the day..

0points

Lana Jig-maker 5 years ago

still edible

0points

5 years ago

When your parents tell you to "eat your greens"

0points

#45

This Cost $10. Never Going There Again

Final score:

26points

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mph seti 5 years ago

Poorest po boy I've ever seen.

13points

lara 5 years ago

Well you did get almost a dozen shrimp.

1point

Raine Soo 5 years ago

Was this supposed to be a shrimp po boy? I've never had one myself, so I'm inquiring.

1point

Anne 5 years ago

I think so.. but its missing a lot of ingredients. The shrimp are there.. the bread does suggest po boy..

0points

Ross Hamilton 5 years ago

Are they breaded prawns? On a slice of bread!? Whatever that is supposed to be, you got ripped off big time.

0points

#46

Birthday Cake I Made For My Husband. He’s So Lucky To Have Me

Final score:

25points

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Raine Soo 5 years ago

Please wait for the cake to cool down before applying frosting.

32points

Cupcake168 5 years ago

Looks like it’s not frosted but cheesed.

3points

Caroline 5 years ago

Aww...I'm sure he was super happy just because she tried.

1point

Natalia 5 years ago

Of course he is lucky! You put effort and time in it!

1point

Erin Kavik 5 years ago

Know how frost forms when stuff is cold? Frosting your cake requires that the cake is not hot.

1point

Aleksandra Elias 5 years ago

Putting fondant/buttercream on a hot cake did you?

1point

Lana Jig-maker 5 years ago

didn't let the cake cool down. Put in the fridge, get more icing. Top layer that icing with neater icing, boom

0points

Christian Bradshaw 5 years ago

This makes me glad my mother makes amazing cakes

0points

#47

Y'all Like Plain Sushi?

Final score:

25points

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Jihana 5 years ago

I don't know about you guys, but here we call that "rice"

27points

sav 5 years ago

Sushi is the rice part. That's why they add the name of the other food to it. Salmon sushi, eel sushi, get. Notceel rice, salmon rice, egg rice

5points

Danieletc 5 years ago

Some people don't like weed so much, they don't want to even sea it.

7points

Kisses4Katie 5 years ago

Well, sushi means "seasoned rice" basically so it's not wrong..

3points

5 years ago

Plushi

1point

Alina 5 years ago

A rice by any other name... it's still rice

0points

kjorn 5 years ago

so... rice

0points

Steve Barnett 5 years ago

Basically you’re ordering a portion of sticky rice, which isn't unappetising?

0points

IFXO 5 years ago

more like boujee riceballs!

0points

#48

Corndog

Final score:

25points

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Raine Soo 5 years ago

Yes, quite literally.

4points

Arctic Fox Lover 5 years ago

Nope, not literally enough. Needs to be a dog covered in corn. >:>

1point

Caitlin Davenport 5 years ago

How long did this take?

2points

5 years ago

I'd eat that. Pretty cool actually

2points

Wendillon 5 years ago

I really want to try this one now

0points

BoredPanda is awesome 5 years ago

I want to try a bit of it

1point

Olive 5 years ago

"Corn on the cob but instead of the corn bone its a hot dog!" If ya know ya know!

1point

Justina Brazevičiūtė 5 years ago

That was my first thought too!

0points

Lana Jig-maker 5 years ago

so, someone sat there with their time, and place kernels one by one

0points

ispeak catanese 5 years ago

That called for a lot of touching. Hope the artist wore gloves.

0points

I want cake 5 years ago

That looks like a lot of work!

0points

JessG 5 years ago

How??

0points

IFXO 5 years ago

someone took the literal meaning of corn dog here! thank god they didn't stick up corn on a dog!

0points

#49

My Dad Texted Me A Photo Of His “Officially Retired From Teaching” Celebration Dinner

Final score:

25points

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Steve Barnett 5 years ago

Would've opted for blinis. French vodka though? That's a new one to me. Anyone for a Russian brandy?

4points

cassiushumanmother 5 years ago

That grey goose vodka is a scam made by an american billionaire (Sidney Franck), for the american market, made in Cognac to use the name of the famous french beverage to make it look "fancy" for americans. lol

3points

Thalia Lovering 5 years ago

It's still the best vodka I have ever tasted (yes, I have tasted a lot, no I am not American).

1point

CultOfBambi 5 years ago

Grey Goose is fab!

0points

Javiera Gotelli 4 years ago

Grey Goose is one of the best vodkas in their price range. It takes less than a minute to google something instead of letting everyone know how ignorant you are...

-1point

Julius Martin 5 years ago

the caviar! haha

1point

Lana Jig-maker 5 years ago

seems more like a "end of the week" dinner for a teacher

0points

A Random Panda 5 years ago

Fancy.

0points

N S 5 years ago

french toast goes great with kaviar (with a little sprinkle of sour cream)

0points

Netra 5 years ago

Grey Goose, GOOD ONE THERE!!

0points

Bill Taylor 5 years ago

Caviar on nachos and served with a plastic spoon? Ugh...

0points

HOT CHOCOLATE <3 5 years ago

i think its poppy seeeds

0points

#50

Restaurant Serves This $5.99 Macaroni And Cheese

Final score:

24points

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Raine Soo 5 years ago

They're not even trying to disguise it. How lazy can they be?

19points

JessG 5 years ago

To be fair, most chain restaurants use Kraft for kids, but they don’t do it blatantly

2points

F. H. 5 years ago

A bar I went to as a student sold salad and a can of spam for 10 Euro. It was popular.

0points

BoredPanda is awesome 5 years ago

nope, nope, nope. No thanks

0points

I want cake 5 years ago

Erhh at least they're not hiding it? How much would a pot like that cost in the supermarket?

0points

Bill 5 years ago

Go to the airport to get one cheaper out of the vending machine.

0points

Danieletc 5 years ago

Hipster!

0points

Javiera Gotelli 4 years ago (edited)

Macaroni and cheese is an abomination. A clear example of americans ruining food and disrespecting other cultures. So, who cares if it looks like crap? It IS crap anyway... And given they got fries with cheese, I'd take it as a win.

-2points

#51

I Actually Made Olive Joy

Final score:

24points

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Truth Monster 5 years ago

Excuse me, think I have to go throw up

20points

BoredPanda is awesome 5 years ago

passing around bags for throwing up in, anyone need any?

5points

Brigs 5 years ago

Pardon me, olive and chocolate? Is that a thing?

4points

Bill 5 years ago

In Hell

8points

Robert Thomas 5 years ago

I AM GONNA PUKE!!!!!

1point

Raine Soo 5 years ago

Interesting...How did it taste?

1point

Shaylee Williams 5 years ago

A chocolate shop in my town makes chocolate covered olives....I’m actually obsessed with them tbh. They also sell chocolate covered jalapeños!

0points

Bobert Robertson 5 years ago

It's like some sort of gremlin looking thing

0points

#52

Wanted To Make Waffle Fries Yesterday. I Had None Of The Equipment Necessary To Make Waffle Fries, But I Did Have A Chopstick And A Dream

Final score:

23points

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Kari Panda 5 years ago

Are these... zucchini?

3points

JessG 5 years ago

It’s definitely potatoes if you look close. The coloring of the pic is kinda greenish though

4points

Caitlin Davenport 5 years ago

I believe in you!

0points

Elli Rahim 5 years ago

A bowl of extra spicy salsa and no one will think twice as they chomp that down.

0points

5 years ago

Those ain't waffles 😐

0points

Anne 5 years ago

ahw, they tried!

0points

#53

"Spreadable Butter"

Final score:

22points

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Raine Soo 5 years ago

Hard butter is also known as bread destroyer.

10points

chi-wei shen 5 years ago

Cut the butter in thin slices and place it on the bread. After a short period of time its soft. If you manage to cut them thin enough it only takes some 30 seconds.

1point

pebs 5 years ago

Is it sob hard to wait a couple of minutes?

1point

mph seti 5 years ago

The butter is probably fine...It's too cold and the bread is cheap.

1point

Javiera Gotelli 4 years ago

What kind of idiot tries to spread butter on that kind of bread??

0points

Marissa Taylor 4 years ago

sad part is i do this with soft butter sooo i can relate :/

0points

Jane Holtzbert 5 years ago

Let it get to room temperature first. Or buy margerine.

0points

Ross Hamilton 5 years ago

Wrap the butter up, put it in a small bowl and leave the bowl floating in hot water for 10 minutes or so.

0points

Vexorg2 5 years ago

Keep the real butter out of the fridge in a butter dish with a lid. It's too cold for the bread.

0points

BoredPanda is awesome 5 years ago

yikes. Don't use hard butter

0points

#54

Tried To Make A Spongebob Cake For My Daughter's 3rd Birthday

Final score:

22points

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Katinka Min 5 years ago

That's not bad at all. I'm sure the daughter liked it.

1point

Luther von Wolfen 5 years ago

Three-year-olds are easy to please. With cake.

1point

Bobert Robertson 5 years ago

Thpongebob

1point

Red72 5 years ago

At least you tried!

0points

Patrick O'Harris 5 years ago

The ki is three. Close enough!

0points

Lana Jig-maker 5 years ago

it's fine

0points

uber mensch 5 years ago

How long did her nightmares last?

0points

Falcon 5 years ago

Nailed it! But where's the nose?

0points

Bardhi's Dad 5 years ago (edited)

Nice try! Go now order one in cake shop

0points

Erin Kavik 5 years ago

Be picky about the cake shop though, I've seen worse Spongebobs than this coming from professionals.

3points

#55

Co-Worker Ordered This Monstrosity For Our Pizza Lunch

Final score:

22points

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DogMom 5 years ago

The first mistake was ordering from Domino’s

4points

Raine Soo 5 years ago

Why are there pieces of turd on it? :D

2points

Eat your veggies KIDS! 5 years ago

It looks like a doggo pooped on one half of it.

1point

Kaspar Kristiansen 5 years ago

I call deer poop!

1point

Ross Hamilton 5 years ago

... "Yeah, can I have half cheese and half rabbit turds?"

0points

A Random Panda 5 years ago

Okay, but if you take the meatballs off that one half and put them on the other, you can use the plain side as pita!

0points

A Random Panda 5 years ago

Now that I take a closer look, it might be best to throw away the beef...

0points

Bill 5 years ago

Bacon jalapeno on thin crust

0points

Danieletc 5 years ago

USA is famous for inventing itstel out of "deer pellet" looking sausage, nice to see there's still a tradition.

0points

5 years ago

That better be tiny meat chunks

0points

Wubbleyew 5 years ago

I used to call them rat brains when I was younger

0points

#56

Drunken Left Over Chinese Press

Final score:

22points

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Raine Soo 5 years ago

I might actually try this next time.

7points

Wendillon 5 years ago

This has the potential to actually come out good

2points

Elli Rahim 5 years ago

This is actually quite intriguing. Crispy on the outside, flavorful, still moist meat, garlic veg and hoisin.

2points

Lana Jig-maker 5 years ago

...but why?

0points

Katinka Min 5 years ago

I actually liek the idea.

0points

J Rob 5 years ago

Looks pretty good

0points

#57

The Pizza That Subway Launched In Brazil

Final score:

21points

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Vorknkx 5 years ago

I don't know what they launched it out of, but it didn't go very well :P

28points

Average Grizzlies Fan 5 years ago

They launched it, but then the rocket blew up.

3points

Andrew Gibb 5 years ago

I've vomited more appetising dishes into the toilet

1point

Aleksandra Elias 5 years ago

I don't even want to know what's there

1point

Red72 5 years ago

That was launched out of someone's stomach..

0points

Paloma Vita Premium 5 years ago

All the nopes...

0points

Jo Johannsen 5 years ago

Well, that fell flat.

0points

BoredPanda is awesome 5 years ago

yikes! Get a refund if possible

0points

kjorn 5 years ago

Brazzers: we makes pizza too!

0points

Some Cool Guy 5 years ago

For crimes against pizza this is the worst

0points

JessG 5 years ago

Barf

0points

#58

Got Drunk Last Night And Wanted Pizza And Didn't Want To Spend Money

Final score:

19points

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Jihana 5 years ago

That sound you hear? That's an Italian chef dying in agony

12points

Raine Soo 5 years ago

I guess that it'll do.

3points

Tiari 5 years ago

But.. without cheese? :(

2points

Brigs 5 years ago

Clearly spent money getting drunk

2points

Grady'sRaider 5 years ago

That would turn me off drinking.

1point

XxInstantKarmaxX 5 years ago

I need to take a big gulp of unsee juice.

1point

Anne Reid 5 years ago

Is...is that ketchup???

0points

Andrew Gibb 5 years ago

this is better than most of the restaurant meals displayed so far...

0points

Kynnica Pilupner 5 years ago

what the f**k is this lol

0points

#59

Oatmeal That I Forgot On The Stove

Final score:

19points

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Shinobi Shabby 5 years ago

accidental oatmeal bowls

14points

Elli Rahim 5 years ago

A little greek yoghurt and some fresh fruits in the centre...and fancy "healthy" dessert

2points

David kohn 5 years ago

you are sooo lucky you have a flat stovetop

1point

JessG 5 years ago

For days?

1point

Joanna 4 years ago

How did they get it out of the pan in one piece?

0points

Ross Hamilton 5 years ago

Well, you made ... something. Have fun cleaning that up.

0points

Truth Monster 5 years ago

It's a good thing they're not taking a picture of a burned house.

0points

Raine Soo 5 years ago

Nice oatmeal shell.

0points

5 years ago

Could still work as a base for a desert. Maybe fill it with cake or ice-cream

0points

#60

I Don’t Need Anything Fancy. Just Some Buttered Noodles Covered In A Pile Oh Shakey Cheese

Final score:

19points

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Candace Fitzpatrick 5 years ago

This is literally what kids love in my restaurant. Over the 11 other delicious choices on the kids menu, plain noodles with butter and powdered Parmesan gets sold the most.

34points

JustAWeirdoGirlChild 5 years ago

yes when my family eats spaghetti me and my brother get buttered noodles and i put powdered parmesan on mine and oh so delicious

3points

Eat your veggies KIDS! 5 years ago

yum

1point

Jane Holtzbert 5 years ago

This is spaghetti. Why do Americans/Canadians call this noodles... Noodles are usually shorter and flatter.

0points

Marysue Watches 5 years ago

If the spaghetti are not overcooked and the parmesan is freshly grated this is my comfort food. It's simple and delicious. Oftentimes, less is more.

6points

JessG 5 years ago

Add some fresh ground pepper and you got a delicious meal

3points

JessG 5 years ago

Maybe also some bacon bits or chopped ham

3points

Jo Johannsen 5 years ago

If you add garlic, it's one of my faves - working on third childhood.

2points

Grady'sRaider 5 years ago

Butter, milk, and parmesan your spaghetti noodles before putting the sauce on the noodles; really good.

2points

Deise Simões 5 years ago

This is actually delishos

2points

J Rob 5 years ago

Butter noodles are pretty common.

2points

HOT CHOCOLATE <3 5 years ago

DUDE I LOVE THIS WHY-JUST ADD GARLIC SALT AND YOUR DONE WITH LIFE

1point

Saico Hipe 5 years ago

My partner still eats this regularly

1point

Red72 5 years ago

My son is 25 & still eats it this way!!

0points

#61

Exchange Emails For Recipes?

Final score:

19points

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5 years ago

"The african egg-eater snake can extend its jaws to 5X it's size." "Only on National Geographic"

19points

Ross Hamilton 5 years ago

The funniest part of this is that somebody would actually take the time to slice a single slice of bread in half like that.

2points

lara 5 years ago

In Italy, my friend would want an egg for breakfast, but, alas, too expensive. We found a "coffee" place that served "American Coffee" for 7 bucks A cup. And an egg sandwich, which was a slice of white bread with half a hard boiled egg in the center. That's it. And that was five bucks.

1point

#62

My Boss Puts Applesauce On His Pizza, Slaps Them Together And Eats It Like A Sandwich

Final score:

19points

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Vorknkx 5 years ago

Don't mean to scare you, but have you considered the possibility that your boss is a dangerous psycho? :D

28points

Eat your veggies KIDS! 5 years ago

That's just wrong. Yuck

1point

Grady'sRaider 5 years ago

Apples and cheese go well together; just ask apple pie lovers. This guy may be on to something. I'm going to try it. Then again I like Hawaiian pizza.

5points

Laana 5 years ago

Monster!

4points

Robert Thomas 5 years ago

HE IS A PSYCHOPATH!!!!

3points

Danieletc 5 years ago

Slap HIM, do NOT eat.

3points

Kkandthecat 5 years ago

Scuse me, whens his due date?

2points

5 years ago

I sometimes do this. Without the applesauce of course

2points

AbbiTabbi 5 years ago

Well, I think that is crazy BUT compare the apple to the pineapple on a hawaiian pizza- it's not completely random. I know someone that likes carrots dipped in ketchup.

1point

HOT CHOCOLATE <3 5 years ago

i..i kinda wanna try it.......

1point

A Random Panda 5 years ago

*Barfs*

1point

#63

Recently Divorced And Living By Myself For The First Time Since I Was 18. I Present To You Loaded Baked Potatoes With 3 Day Old Taco Meat, Cheese, Sour Cream And Salsa

Final score:

19points

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Raine Soo 5 years ago

That looks great. I'd eat it.

25points

Elli Rahim 5 years ago

Perfect for watching TV and there should be a cold Mexican beer with that.

5points

Bobert Robertson 5 years ago

Modelo

0points

Denise Melek 5 years ago

At least a good opportunity to finally learn to cook by yourself.

1point

Edgar Rops 5 years ago

Wouldn't win any Michelin stars, but on the other hand, what's there not to like... Sometimes you just eat food

0points

Iggy 5 years ago

Nothing wrong with that at all!

0points

Saico Hipe 5 years ago

A little messy-looking, but I'd bet it tastes OK. Maybe a little too much sour cream for my taste

0points

Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 5 years ago

Other than the salsa, this looks good.

0points

kjorn 5 years ago

what's wrong with that?

0points

lara 5 years ago

Looks good. Go for it.

0points

#64

2 Ingredients

Final score:

18points

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5 years ago

Kind of a waste in my opinion. Maybe use a thicker wrap or add more layers.

6points

Julius Martin 5 years ago

and COOK it

3points

JessG 5 years ago

Ew

1point

Raine Soo 5 years ago

This could be the companion to the whole SPAM sandwich.

1point

Erin E 5 years ago

I like bean burritos, but 🤢

0points

Ross Hamilton 5 years ago

oh dear god no.

0points

Kisses4Katie 5 years ago

Omg why is this so funny

0points

Ben Garfath 5 years ago

Awesome!

0points

#65

Olive Garden Breadstick Hot Dogs

Final score:

18points

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JessG 5 years ago

Well, that actually looks pretty tasty

15points

Robin DJW 5 years ago

Doesn't it? Great idea.

0points

Ruth Mayfly 5 years ago

That's actually the first time ever I've seen an olive garden breadstick. I thought they were like the dried thin breadsticks you get in packets.

1point

Ripley 5 years ago

WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE SOMEONE JIZZED ON THE HOT DOGS?!?!?!?

0points

Lana Jig-maker 5 years ago

not bad looking. probably should have gone with Italian sausage, ya know keeping with the theme

0points

Bill 5 years ago

Olive Garden bread is way too salty

-1point

#66

The Best Pizza Topping

Final score:

17points

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FurryManiac 5 years ago

Sir, do you want some pizza with your pineapple?

15points

Jihana 5 years ago

Someone wants to see the world burn LOL

3points

CrunChewy McSandybutt 5 years ago

I laughed way too hard at this photo.

1point

Christian Bradshaw 5 years ago

I've gotten pineapple on my pizza before. I just wanted pineapple, and picked it all off. I was a strange kid...

1point

Summer 5 years ago

yes!!!!!!!

1point

#67

Steve Harvey Cake

Final score:

17points

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Jihana 5 years ago

seems legit

8points

Red72 5 years ago

Got his teeth right! Bright white!

0points

Lana Jig-maker 5 years ago

crying his eyes out

0points

Mewton’s Third Paw 5 years ago

Looks better than the real deal.

0points

#68

This Vegan Shit Is Easy

Final score:

17points

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Bill 5 years ago

What kind of mushrooms are those? Might have an interesting trip after

8points

Candace Fitzpatrick 5 years ago

Someone’s about to have a fun day or night

4points

Steve Barnett 5 years ago

Carrots still look frozen?

1point

JessG 5 years ago

Probably some of those carrots in the bag that have that white film/starch on it.

2points

DC 5 years ago

I've seen these before ... this might not be suitable for children, people operating machines, driving vehicles ... and it looks kinda un-caring about eating...

0points

Danieletc 5 years ago

Showing how you can appreciate a fun gii.

0points

mph seti 5 years ago

Looks like psychedelic mushrooms. If so, I'd be OK with this. Although, not all at once if they're as potent as is typical in my experience.

0points

#69

Dm Me For The Recipe

Final score:

17points

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Raine Soo 5 years ago

At first, I thought that block of cheese was a sponge.

11points

Grady'sRaider 5 years ago

Shred smoked cheddar on multigrain corn chips. Nuke in the microwave until melted. Enjoy this snack dipped in salsa.

1point

Ross Hamilton 5 years ago

Oh jesus H. christ, get a knife and a cheese grater ffs.

0points

A Random Panda 5 years ago

Wow, gourmet.

0points

JessG 5 years ago

Just shred it and your good

0points

#70

I Wanted Nachos So I Microwaved Kraft Singles On A Tostada

Final score:

16points

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JessG 5 years ago

I’m ashamed to say I’ve done that

5points

Bobert Robertson 5 years ago

I'm not ashamed to say... i will do this

0points

Danieletc 5 years ago

Two words: BONG. RIPPED.

1point

#71

I Tried Making Macarons

Final score:

16points

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Erin Kavik 5 years ago

Macarons aren't the easiest thing to make. A very good attempt. Bet they taste fine too.

21points

Levi 5 years ago

Macawrongs

1point

Lana Jig-maker 5 years ago

they notoriously hard to make. the next attempt will be better for sure

0points

ispeak catanese 5 years ago

May I have one? *takes the one with the red penis*

0points

Arctic Fox Lover 5 years ago

These are macaroons.

0points

Erin Kavik 5 years ago

Macaroons are an Italian coconut or almond biscuit, sometimes have chocolate on them. These are Macarons, a French egg white sandwich biscuit.

0points

#72

The Oven Was Too Small

Final score:

15points

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Bobert Robertson 5 years ago

If it was a Hawaiian pizza you could put a little surfer on the curve and call it intentional

10points

Tacocat 5 years ago

YES!

0points

JessG 5 years ago

Was it a toaster oven?

2points

Edgar Rops 5 years ago

In my previous apartment all the pies/pizzas had toppings on one side only because idiot landlord installed a radiator which prevented oven from being fully opened. Doesn't impact the taste.

1point

Alejandro The Great 4 years ago

this isn't so bad compared to the others

0points

Javiera Gotelli 4 years ago

Could've made stromboli instead, but people are too lazy to google.

0points

CrunChewy McSandybutt 5 years ago

That angle is all right with me.

0points

Dorothy Parker 5 years ago

Costco pizzas!

0points

#73

Good Morning I’m Never Switching From Morton’s Again

Final score:

15points

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5 years ago

Would you like some egg with your salt

13points

Mike Beck 5 years ago

What else are you gonna hold all that salt together with?

0points

Javiera Gotelli 4 years ago

Moron

0points

Christian Bradshaw 5 years ago

Hmm... Needs more salt...

0points

Danieletc 5 years ago

"When it rains, it pours", NUTZ! WE GOTS CALAMITY!!!

0points

#74

Doritos And Kraft Shredded Cheese Microwave And Served On A Tupperware Lid

Final score:

13points

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Raine Soo 5 years ago

That's a decent snack. What's wrong with it?

16points

Sky Render 5 years ago

They microwaved it directly on plastic. I don't care if "microwave-safe" plastic is a thing these days (as dubious a claim as that is), it still leeches nasty flavors into things.

3points

Crissy Brandt 5 years ago

How high are you?

1point

Javiera Gotelli 4 years ago

That's just sad

0points

Jane Holtzbert 5 years ago

That's how you make quick cheesy nachos

0points

Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 5 years ago

Melt white American cheese instead.

0points

#75

Mac And Cheese Stuffed Hot Cheeto Smothered In Queso

Final score:

12points

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HOT CHOCOLATE <3 5 years ago

yum i want it

5points

Aria 5 years ago

I would try this

4points

kjorn 5 years ago

i'd be curious to taste that

4points

Iggy 5 years ago

Me too.

2points

Wendillon 5 years ago

I want this.

3points

Anne 5 years ago

Meh, look reasonable

2points

Lana Jig-maker 5 years ago

4th trypophobia. ok I quit. lol I lost

1point

WWE Fan 5 years ago

Yuck. I’m gagging

0points

#76

Fish And Chips? I Don't Know, I'm Not British

Final score:

12points

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Raine Soo 5 years ago

Salmon and crisps.

13points

Some Cool Guy 5 years ago

Shasimi and potetochippu

1point

Ben Garfath 5 years ago

Well, as they say, technically the truth. Just a few little things wrong, no problem!

2points

Average Grizzlies Fan 5 years ago

Taken very literally, they are right.

1point

shado 5 years ago

artistic rendering of Donald Trump's hair blowing in the breeze ... ?

0points

RoseTheMad 5 years ago

Eh, close enough. (am British) I'd probably eat smoked salmon and crisps for lunch tbh xD

0points

#77

Decided To Fancy Up My Salad With Edible Flowers And It Tasted Like Ass

Final score:

11points

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mph seti 5 years ago

Yeah, they're not called "delicious flowers" they're called "edible flowers"...Meaning they're not poisonous, lol.

18points

DC 5 years ago

There are flowers that taste great! Just ... not these...

3points

Ruth Mayfly 5 years ago

I like nasturtums. Sweet and slightly peppery.

1point

CrunChewy McSandybutt 5 years ago

Edible flowers shouldn't be the bulk of the salad. LOL!

2points

Kari Panda 5 years ago

I hate flowers in food. Never had any that tasted good.

2points

Mewton’s Third Paw 5 years ago

Roses in ice cream. You’re welcome.

1point

Nina 4 years ago

Try Daisy next time ... yummy

0points

5 years ago

At least it looks beautiful

0points

#78

I Tried Making Fried Rice In My Rice Cooker, Eggs And All. It Did Not Turn Out Well

Final score:

11points

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I want cake 5 years ago

How in the seven hells did they get rice and egg to come out looking like gone off tuna?

11points

JessG 5 years ago

Why would you do that?

3points

Andrew Gibb 5 years ago

Uncle Roger on YouTube will give advice on how to cook egg fried rice

2points

I want cake 5 years ago

Haiyah! I bet uncle Roger would put his leg down for this one. In fact, he might just have a little cry.

1point

Erin Kavik 5 years ago

Egg goes in later than the rice. Or scramble the egg in a pan first.

1point

Paloma Vita Premium 5 years ago

I think the concept of "fried" was lost on this one...

0points

kjorn 5 years ago

you said rice right? not bread

0points

Red rockin lobster 5 years ago

Try cooking something in the frier, maybe the other way round works...

0points

#79

A Pickle Cup For An Espresso

Final score:

10points

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La Petite Morte 5 years ago

What. The. Hell? That's an awful thing to do to espresso!

21points

Jihana 5 years ago

and to a pickle

4points

chi-wei shen 5 years ago

No decent espresso deserves such a cruel treatment.

1point

AbbiTabbi 5 years ago

I'm sorry, WHAT???

0points

Aria 5 years ago

🤮

0points

Kristof De Smet 5 years ago

Why? No, really, why?

0points

lara 5 years ago

Why? Just why?

0points

Red rockin lobster 5 years ago

How and why?

0points

#80

Fairly Certain This Restaurant Served Me Top Ramen

Final score:

10points

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Erin Kavik 5 years ago

Yep

4points

RoseTheMad 5 years ago (edited)

I'd still eat it. (also I am slightly triggered by how far down this person holds their chopsticks xP)

1point

Lil~Griffin 5 years ago

Naruto would be disappointed

1point

Mike Beck 5 years ago

Definitely.

0points

Ross Hamilton 5 years ago

You could have made that at home in the microwave and it would be exactly the same, but cheaper. That is definitely dried noodles from a packet that probably cost $0.50.

0points